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                           NOT IN THE RULES

                           By Mack Reynolds

               A planet's strength was determined in the
            Arena where brute force emerged victorious. But
           the Earthman chose a forgotten weapon--strategy!

           [Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from
              Imagination Stories of Science and Fantasy
                              April 1951
         Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that
         the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.]


I got the bad news as soon as we landed on Mars. The minute I got off
the spacer, the little yellow Martie was standing there with a yellow
envelope. He said, "Gladiator Jak Demsi?"

I admitted it and he handed me the envelope. Made me feel kind of good,
as though I was somebody important, which I'm not. I'd been taking
plenty of guff on the trip. Not only from Suzi, but from Alger Wilde,
who was also along. Yeah, between them they'd ridden me as well as the
liner, all the way from Terra.

I handed the Martie a kopek and put the yellow envelope in my pocket,
as though I was used to getting spacegrams.

I said to Suzi, "Let's hit the chow line." I don't usually talk that
fancy, but I was trying to impress her with my knowledge of antique
phrases. Both Suzi and Alger Wilde are students of ancient times and
love to lard their conversation with such stuff.

Suzi said, "Sure, Jak. Come on Alger," which wasn't what I'd meant at
all. And then she said, "Aren't you going to open that spacegram, Jak?
It might be important."

"Probably is," I said carelessly. "But it can wait, whatever it is."

And it did. I opened it after we'd ordered at the spaceport restaurant.
I should have waited until after I'd eaten, but I couldn't know that
until I read:

    SPACER TRANSPORTING GLADIATOR EARTH-MARS FOR INTER-PLANETARY GAMES
    LOST. YOU HAVE BEEN APPOINTED EMERGENCY REPLACEMENT REPRESENTING
    EARTH. GOOD LUCK.

I gulped. If you don't know all about the Interplanetary Meet which is
held every decade, then maybe you don't know why I gulped. If you do,
you do. It's tough enough being a gladiator on Terra but at least you
have a chance of coming out alive; you've even got a chance of winning.
But at the Interplanetary Meet! Who ever heard of a Terran coming out
in one piece? Not to speak of winning.

Sure, I'm a gladiator, but I've always been strictly a second rater; in
fact, some of the sports writers call me a third rater. Anyway, I've
always worked in the smaller meets where the gladiators, even when they
lose, usually get off with their lives. In the small town stuff, they
don't kill expensive gladiators, if they can help it.

My head was doing double flips trying to figure out some way of making
myself scarce, when Suzi said, "What is it, Jak?"

Like a fool, I handed the message to her and she and Alger read it
together.

Suzi's eyes widened and she started to say something, worriedly, but
Alger stuck out his hand and said, "Congratulations, Jak. I knew you
had great things in you. Now they'll be coming out.... Er.... That is,
just think, one of the three gladiators representing Terra. What an
honor!"

I was sunk.

The Interplanetary Meet was just three days off and I had three days to
live.

       *       *       *       *       *

I wouldn't have been on Mars in the first place if it hadn't been for
an argument I had with Suzi back on Terra just before she was scheduled
to blast off for Mars to cover the Interplanetary Games. Suzi is a
sports reporter, see. She covers the meets from the woman's angle. What
she really wanted to do was write books about primitive culture; and
what I wanted her to do was spend the rest of her life being my wife.
Neither of us seemed to have much of a chance of making good.

As usual, Suzi was giving me _kert_. If you'll pardon my language. "I
don't know why I bother with you, Jak," she said scowling. "You've had
the book a week and don't know a thing about it. You're nothing but a
drip, a square."

"Listen," I said resentfully. "Don't use those mythological terms on
me. Last time it took me all day to look them up. Besides, I try don't
I? My manager's going crazy because I've been spending so much time
reading instead of training for my next meet."

You get the idea. The girl was just gone on the ancients. She wouldn't
have tolerated me for an hour if I hadn't been willing to let her cram
her nonsense into me at every opportunity.

"How long do you expect to be on Mars?" I asked her.

She shrugged. "Perhaps three months, Terra time."

"Three months!"

She patted my hand. "Don't worry about me, Jak. I'm taking along an
extensive micro-film library dealing with the literature and drama of
Twentieth Century North America. As you undoubtedly know, it reached
its height in the comic books and cartoon movies of the time. Besides,"
she went on, "Alger Wilde will be there, covering the meet from the
society angle. He'll be good company. Alger is quite an authority on
prehistoric literature."

"And also on today's women," I yelped. "You didn't tell me that
_makron_ was going to be on Mars with you."

She held her hands over her ears and said indignantly, "Please, Jak,
save your vulgarities for the games."

"I'm going with you," I grated. "I don't trust that guy with my woman."

She flared up at that. "Your woman! Let me tell you, Jak Demsi, when
you begin to display the cultural achievements of Alger Wilde, you
may begin, just begin, mind you, to think of me as your woman, as you
so crudely put it. Meanwhile, I have no desire to link myself with an
ignoramus. Besides, I'm beginning to believe that you have no interest
in cultural pursuits. You've merely deceived me these past months with
pretended...."

"Aw, Suzi," I began.

       *       *       *       *       *

I had trouble enough raising credits for my fare, but more still
getting last minute reservations on the crowded excursion liner to
Mars. It took some string pulling on my manager's part to get me the
tickets. Nobody who can raise the credits would dream of missing the
Interplanetary Meet, and every spacer to Mars was packed.

Suzi was surprised when I stepped up to her table in the spacer's
lounge. At least, her eyebrows raised. The little minx was as pretty as
a Venusian rose-orchid. She was sitting with Alger Wilde, a _makron_
from the word _glorm_.

"Hi," I said, using a prehistoric formal salutation in hopes of
pleasing her with my knowledge of olden times.

"By Jove," Alger Wilde exclaimed. "If it isn't Jak Demsi." He added,
smirking, "Pardon the expression. Jove was an ancient deity. I
sometimes slip and use such terms."

Did he think I was stupid? Hadn't I been reading up on all that stuff
for months? I sat down casually in an empty acceleration chair.

"Of course," I said. "An Egyptian God; also known as Jupiter by their
neighbors, the Aztecs, and by the name of Zeus, by the Chinese."

And that's the way it was all the way to Mars. I tried to hang on and
stick it out with them, but I came in a bad third. I was fighting out
of my class. In fact, just before we arrived on Mars, Suzi made it
plain that she thought I might as well give up my attempts to become
cultured. She said I just didn't assimilate the stuff, that it didn't
come off on me. I could read whole libraries of the ancient classics
and recall none of the significance of what I'd read. In short, I
wasn't doing so good with Suzi.

       *       *       *       *       *

Well, three days after getting the telegram, I met the other two
gladiators from Terra in our dressing room at the arena. They weren't
much happier about the meet than I was.

It's one of the occupational hazards of our trade. If you get too good,
you'll probably be chosen as Terra representative to the Interplanetary
Meet and your chances of surviving are almost nil. Of course, the pay
is high and your survivors get a big chunk of credits but it's a chilly
prospect at best.

The other two were pretty well armored and had chosen spears as
weapons, but I left off all armor and took a short sword. I planned on
moving fast and the less weight I carried the better.

When the various preliminaries were over and the crowd shouting for the
main event, we trotted out to the field, joined the gladiators from
the other planets and paraded toward the stand at which the judges
and diplomats were seated. There was a mob of these, each with his
assistants and secretaries. You could bet that little that happened
would miss them. After all, on this meet hung the destinies of planets.

Thousands of spectators from every planet and every principal satellite
in the system stared down from their arena seats. I knew that the
majority of them had expended a fortune in transport from their homes
and for tickets to the meet. But why not! It was the equivalent of
having a box seat at a full scale war of the type held in legendary
times. Certainly, the ultimate effect was as great or greater.
Each spectator knew that upon the manner in which their planet's
representatives fought this day, their fates depended.

       *       *       *       *       *

The planets have long since abolished war, but they put great store
by these Interplanetary Meets. The theory is: Why fight a war and kill
off billions of population when you can figure out before the fighting
ever takes place who'd win? It's the natural ultimate development of
diplomacy. Everything is settled by the diplomats without resorting to
armed conflict.

Suppose, for instance, that Mars decided to assume domination of Terra.
She notes, as do the Terran diplomats, that, at the Interplanetary
Meet, the Martian gladiators wiped up on those from Terra. Obviously,
if the same fighting would take place on a gigantic scale the same
thing would result. So why fight the war? Terra simply accepts the
domination. Of course, it's all done in very diplomatic language so
that nobody loses face, but the results are the same.

As a matter of fact, I'm surprised that one of the other planets hasn't
already taken over Terra. The most recent addition to the League of
Solar System Planets, we're by far the weakest. Probably our strongest
defense has been the fact that several different League members have
had their eyes upon us and each has counteracted the other. It's
certain that Venus, Saturn, and even Pluto would like to assimilate
Terra. Actually, any one of them could do it.

As is customary, a beauty from the planet upon which the meet is
being held, a Martian Princess in this case, opened the main event
by throwing out the prize. It was a tremendous Venusian emerald, the
largest ever discovered and the size of a man's hand. It doesn't really
make much difference who catches the prize, except that it's considered
to be a lucky sign; the gladiator who survives the contest is the one
who finally takes it.

I could see Suzi in the press box, sitting next to Alger. She seemed
pale. I thought I might as well show her that some of the stuff she'd
given me to read had been remembered. So just before the Princess
tossed out the emerald and while the others stood about nervously and
impatient, I drew my sword, flourished it, and called out, "We who are
about to die, salute you!"

The Martian Princess smiled down at me. "Good fortune to you, gladiator
from Terra," she said, and deliberately threw the stone.

I'd just as well she hadn't. The man with the prize is always the
center of conflict and to have a hundred or so of the most efficient
killers in the system out after you is no way to live to a ripe old age.

But I caught the emerald and the battle was on. I'd hardly got it into
my belt before I heard a swish and a Mercurian _Bouncer_, the steel
knives on his heels flashing, missed me by a fraction of an inch.
Before it could jump again, a four armed Martian pierced it with a
javelin. The Martian went down in his turn under a crushing blow from
a _Slaber_.

I ran backward quickly, knowing that where there's one _Bouncer_
there's another. They fight in a group of twenty or thirty.

       *       *       *       *       *

Sometimes I wonder about that rule. Each planet is represented in the
final free-for-all, the climax of the Interplanetary Meet, by weight.
The Mercurians, who are about the size of Terran chickens, have thirty
gladiators in the battle. The group from Calypso numbers eight, and
looks like a gang of human dwarfs. Jupiter and Saturn have only one
representative each because of their gigantic size. Mars has four,
Terra three. The others have varying numbers.

The other two gladiators from Terra tried to cover me, but went down
in the rush. The first fell victim to the heavy, ponderous and nearly
weapon proof gladiator from Saturn, victor of the last Interplanetary
Meet. The Terran tried to run in close, beneath the other's guard, but
was smashed with a sweeping blow that broke half the bones in his body.
The crowd cheered for the nice try, and the Saturnian brandished his
half ton club again and peered about near-sightedly for another enemy.

My second companion in arms had an arm severed near the shoulder by
a fast moving Plutonian _Gadaboot_. He fell to the ground bleeding
profusely. At least, he'd probably survive and get back to Terra.

I had seconds to live. As I said, we Terrans don't show up so well in
the games. The gladiators from _any_ planet can take us. Oh, I don't
mean that a Terran couldn't defeat _one_ Mercurian _Bouncer_, or _one_
Calypso _Dwoorf_, but face our three Terrans with the whole Calypso, or
the whole Mercurian delegation and we don't last very long.

I had seconds to live. They were all centering toward me, taking side
swipes at one another if the opportunity allowed, but heading for me.

Ordinarily, before a contest, my manager fills me full of last minute
advice and instructions; but I'd hardly seen him in the past few
months. I'd been too busy reading Suzi's books about the ancients. I
was on my own.

I didn't have time to figure it out. It just happened automatically. I
remembered something and before I had time to place the memory, I had
taken the emerald from my belt, held it up momentarily so they could
all see it, and yelled, "For the greatest fighter of all," and threw it
into the midst of them.

Later, I recalled a guy in one of Suzi's books having done something
similar, except I believe he yelled, "For the fairest," and threw a
golden apple. At any rate, the result seemed to be about the same. That
guy started the Trojan War.

[Illustration: The Earthman drew deliberate attention to himself by
rushing into the thick of the battle, his blade slashing viciously. And
a roar went up from the crowd....]

It gave me a breathing spell. They piled on one another until I thought
that the meet would end then and there. A Venusian spiderman bent to
pick up the emerald and had five of his limbs and his head cut off
before he could straighten again. A _Gadaboot_ grabbed it and tried to
dart out of the crush but ran into the darting rapier of a Uranian.
Rising dust swirled up and enveloped the rest.

In moments, the fight had settled down into a series of individual
combats all over the field.

I could see the slow moving _Slaber_ from Jupiter stalking about
weaponless, seizing and crushing all with whom he came in contact. I
could see the Mercurian _Bouncers_ dying like flies, but killing their
share and more of opponents with the razor sharp spurs attached to
their feet. They would fling themselves high into the air and come down
from above, heels slashing death.

I had no more time to observe. Five remaining Calypso _Dwoorfs_
disengaged themselves from a fight centering about two Venusians, spied
me, and dashed in my direction.

       *       *       *       *       *

Ordinarily, the Calypso gladiators would be even weaker than we
Terrans, but they have the advantage of a universal mind. That is,
they think together. Each knows what every other _Dwoorf_ is thinking;
it goes beyond mere mental telepathy. They act as though they were a
single individual. Talk about team work! You get three or four of them
about you, all working in complete and perfect harmony, and you're sunk.

I groaned for my manager's advice again and resigned myself. When they
got within fifteen feet of me they opened their mouths and cried in
unison. "Prepare to die, Terran _makron_."

For a second that did it. I raised my short sword and started toward
them. They spread out like a fan to encircle me. Once again I didn't
consciously figure it out. The idea came spontaneously with my acting
upon it. I just suddenly turned on my heel and started to run. They
followed me like a pack.

I'd gotten halfway across the arena and could hear the thousands in
the arena seats booing me like thunder, before it came back to me what
I'd read. It was a trick some gladiator from Rome or Greece had pulled
once. I looked over my shoulder. Sure enough, they were still coming,
but now they were strung out in a line. The fastest runner of them all
was only a short distance behind me, the slowest, quite a ways back.
The other three were in between at varying distances.

This next is going to sound like it took some time but actually it was
all over in split seconds.

I stopped, whirled, and said tightly to the one pressing me, "Who's
calling who a _makron_ now?" At the same time my sword parried his
and ripped into his unprotected belly. He died, his eyes wide with
surprise and pain.

I hardly had time to disengage my sword before the second _Dwoorf_ was
upon me. I dropped to one knee and slashed upward cutting completely
through his right arm. The arm fell to the ground, his hand still
clutching the three pronged javelin with which he'd expected to spit
me. He screamed in agony and stumbled away hopelessly trying to staunch
the flow of blood with his left hand.

The third came running up, both hands high over his head, ready to
bring down his battle ax. I kicked him savagely with a spiked shoe,
cracking a knee and bringing him to the ground. I could have finished
him then and there but didn't have the time. The fourth, yelling like a
maniac, slashed into me, his blade ripping my right arm from elbow to
shoulder. He brought up his sword for another stroke.

I was short winded from the long run across the arena and from the
fast action of the past few moments. I drew all my strength together
and lunged desperately forward. My sword pierced his throat. He fell,
writhing, taking my blade with him.

I stood up wearily to confront the fifth one. My arm was bleeding
freely and I had no weapon nor time to get one.

He came shouting, raging with bloodlust and desire for revenge. His
arm flew back for the javelin cast when a Plutonian _Gadaboot_
shot out from a nearby melee and struck him from the rear. The
_Dwoorf_ collapsed, bleeding his life away in moments. The _Gadaboot_
straightened up, shrilling its death whistle, preparatory to darting at
me, but a Mercurian _Bouncer_, wounded and fluttering, came down from
above and made a last desperate stroke. They died together.

       *       *       *       *       *

I shook my head to clear it, and reached down to disengage my sword
from the neck of the fallen _Dwoorf_ I'd killed last. I looked about.
There were no others near me.

For a moment there was a breathing spell. In the past ten minutes,
two thirds of the contestants had either died or had been carried off
the field incapacitated. Those of us that remained were wounded but
still in the fight. As I stood there staggering, panting, aching, it
occurred to me that never before had a Terran lasted so long in an
Interplanetary Meet.

As though by common consent, we all gravitated toward the center of the
arena. This was it. In the next few moments the contest would be over.

And so would I.

As I stumbled forward, a wounded Martian staggered to his feet and
made a half-hearted stab at me. I bypassed him. He was too far gone to
fight. Shortly, the judges' assistants would get to him and take him
from the field; possibly he'd have a chance to survive. I had no desire
to finish him off. In fact, I envied him.

We were quiet momentarily; and so was the crowd. A hush hung over the
whole arena. I noted in seconds that among the survivors were two
of the four limbed Martians, half a dozen _Bouncers_, the gigantic
_Slaber_ from Jupiter, one of the Calypso _Dwoorfs_ almost helpless
now that his fellows were all gone, three or four _Gadaboots_, and a
Venusian spiderman.

I wondered vaguely if my namesake, that gladiator of the fabulous days
of the legendary United States, the original Jak Demsi, had ever found
himself in a spot like this. I suppose that he had, possibly worse.
Suzi, who gave me the name, saying that it would be good for publicity,
claimed he was one of the greatest of all. I shook my head again,
trying to clear it, my loss of blood making me faint.

And then it broke. The dust swirled high as we rushed together. I
felt a crushing blow, tried to deal one back, was struck again by the
ponderous gladiator from Jupiter and was thrown heavily to the ground.

I tried to push myself to my knees, my already bloody sword still in
hand, still at the ready. I was in the center of the crush. This was
the end. Suzi flashed before my mind.

Well, there was a tremendous controversy afterward and I was brought
before the judges and the diplomats more like a prisoner than the
victor of the Interplanetary Meet. I was laden down with bandages and
weak from loss of blood but they didn't look in the least-sympathetic,
not even the judge and diplomats from Terra.

They got right to the point.

The Martian judge, as senior, since the meet was taking place on his
planet, acted as spokesman. He was excited and indignant and would wave
three or four of his arms at a time to emphasize his point. I thought
vaguely of one of the olden time windmills I'd seen pictured in one of
Suzi's books.

"Gladiator Jak Demsi," he rapped, "Our tendency is to rule your
conduct in the affray so unbecoming that not only will the prize not
be awarded you, as last standing contestant on the field, but we are
considering...."

I wasn't having any. After coming through that scrap, I wasn't ever
figuring on taking a back seat again. I interrupted him, growling, "I'm
willing to stand behind anything I did in the arena on the grounds that
it was compatible with Terran custom and therefore allowable on the
part of a Terran gladiator."

The Venusian judge sneered, without bothering to say anything; the
Plutonian tittered his disbelief; the Terran judge blinked at me,
shocked by my words.

       *       *       *       *       *

I was getting mad. "In the press box, you'll find two reporters from
Terra. Bring them here. They are both students of Terran history and
ancient custom and will support what I say."

Suzi and Alger Wilde were located and brought before us after a brief
debate between the judges. By their appearance, it was obvious that the
press box boys had similar ideas to those of the judges. Suzi showed
signs of concern about my wounds but she also half indicated that I
was a leper. There was no _half_ about it as far as Alger Wilde was
concerned.

"You might have died like a man, Demsi," he said sharply, "instead of
bringing disgrace to Terra."

The Martian judge said coldly, "This gladiator claims that his
astounding actions in the arena were excusable on the grounds that
everything he did is in accord with Terran customs and, consequently,
permissible by the rules of the Interplanetary Meet."

Suzi's eyes widened. Alger Wilde began to protest.

I didn't give them a chance to deny anything. "Just what are the
complaints?" I asked the judge.

"As though they weren't obvious," he snorted, beginning to wave his
arms again. "First, your trick of throwing the emerald, the Princess
was so kind to honor you with, into the midst of the others and thus
diverting the strife from yourself. This was an act of--"

"Strategy," I interrupted him. "The custom is to be found in Terran
history. An old maxim of the Sioux Indians was 'Divide and Conquer.'
That's what I did. I got my opponents to fighting among themselves so
that I could defeat them easier."

"The Romans, not the Sioux Indians," Alger muttered.

"Then you mean that this was actually a maxim of Terra?" the judge said
in surprise. I could see the other judges and diplomats, including
those from earth, were as shocked as the Martian.

"Well, yes," Suzi told him. "Of course, they usually didn't use quite
the method that Jak did...."

The judge snorted again. "Be that as it may, I don't see how Demsi can
justify his fleeing before the Calypso gladiators like a common coward.
Meet rules are that each gladiator must fight any who oppose him."

Suzi shot a worried look at me.

"Right in accord with Terran history and custom," I said decisively.
"For one thing, it was always a basic rule with a Terran general
to choose the battlefield where the fight was to be joined. It was
considered a major advantage. Another maxim was, 'Git there fustest,
with the mostest.' I merely ran to the ground that best suited me, and
then, when the Calypso _Dwoorfs_ were no longer the mostest, I fought
them one at a time."

The judge raised his eyes questioningly at Alger and was rewarded with
a gruding nod.

       *       *       *       *       *

The Martian shook his head as though in disbelief but went on. "Those
two matters you have explained, surprisingly, but acceptably. But to
this last charge there can be no possible honorable background in
Terran custom. I refer to the fact that in the final conflict _you fell
as though dead and remained on the ground until the other contestants
had all but eliminated each other_. When only the badly wounded
_Slaber_ and the half dead Venusian gladiator remained, you got up
again and, reentering the fight, finished off these opponents."

The judge threw up his four hand in horror. "Certainly, you can't claim
justification for that! Not on any grounds, not by and...."

I stood up as straight and defiantly as my heavy bandages would allow.
"Listen," I growled. "It's one of the oldest traditions of Terra. It's
called PLAYING POSSUM."

For a full minute silence fell on the whole group. Then I could hear
one diplomat whisper questioningly to another. "_Playing possum?_ What
does that mean?"

And then with one of the most outstanding bits of pure statesmanship
the system has even seen, Suzi took up the cue and spoke in
collaboration.

"He's quite right. Playing possum is in full accord with Terran
custom. Why," she added innocently, "earth always acts in that manner.
She pretends she's weak, helpless, someone to be ignored; and, then,
suddenly, and without warning, she shows her full strength."

The various judges and diplomats shot glances at each other from the
sides of their eyes, especially those from Venus, Saturn, and Pluto.

The Terran judge was no _makron_. When somebody yelled _glorm_ he knew
enough to grab the _gaboot_ and run with it. He looked at Suzi and
I severely. "Say no more, either of you. You are not here to reveal
Terran secrets."

The other diplomats eyed each other again, nervously.

The Martian judge, more genial now, said, "Undoubtedly, a mistake has
been made due to our lack of knowledge of Terran customs and practices.
The emerald shall be awarded the Terran gladiator, Jak Demsi, as soon
as it is found. It is undoubtedly still in the arena in the possession
of some slain contestant."

I took it from my belt. "As a matter of fact, I have it here. I picked
it up while playing possum under that heap of corpses. It's an old
custom handed down from a Terran city named Brooklyn. 'When you see
something that ain't nailed down, latch onto it.'"

Alger Wilde left the room hurriedly, followed hand in hand by Suzi
and I. It was time for the diplomats to begin their wrangling, the
wrangling that would settle the fate of worlds. As we passed through
the door, I could see the anticipation on the faces of the diplomats
from Terra.

From what I heard later, they must have given the other diplomats
_kert_. If you'll pardon my language.

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