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SIX PLAYS BY FLORENCE HENRIETTA DARWIN
Contents:
The Lovers’ Tasks
Bushes and Briars
My man John
Princess Royal
The Seeds of Love
The New Year
THE LOVERS’ TASKS
CHARACTERS
FARMER DANIEL,
ELIZABETH, his wife.
MILLIE, her daughter.
ANNET, his niece.
MAY, Annet’s sister, aged ten.
GILES, their brother.
ANDREW, a rich young farmer.
GEORGE, JOHN servants to Giles.
AN OLD MAN.
ACT I. - Scene 1.
The parlour at Camel Farm.
Time: An afternoon in May.
ELIZABETH is sewing by the table with ANNET. At
the open doorway MAY is polishing a bright mug.
ELIZABETH. [Looking up.] There’s Uncle,
back from the Fair.
MAY. [Looking out of the door.] O Uncle’s got
some rare big packets in his arms, he has.
ELIZABETH. Put down that mug afore you damage it, May; and, Annet,
do you go and help your uncle in.
MAY. [Setting down the mug.] O let me go along of
her too - [ANNET rises and goes to the door followed by MAY,
who has dropped her polishing leather upon the ground.
ELIZABETH. [Picking it up and speaking to herself in exasperation.]
If ever there was a careless little wench, ’tis she. I never
did hold with the bringing up of other folks children and if I’d
had my way, ’tis to the poor-house they’d have went, instead
of coming here where I’ve enough to do with my own.
[The FARMER comes in followed by ANNET and MAY
carrying large parcels.
DANIEL. Well Mother, I count I’m back a smartish bit
sooner nor what you did expect.
ELIZABETH. I’m not one that can be taken by surprise, Dan.
May, lay that parcel on the table at once, and put away your uncle’s
hat and overcoat.
DAN. Nay, the overcoat’s too heavy for the little maid -
I’ll hang it up myself.
[He takes off his coat and goes out into the passage to hang it up.
May runs after him with his hat.
ANNET. I do want to know what’s in all those great packets,
Aunt.
ELIZABETH. I daresay you’ll be told all in good season.
Here, take up and get on with that sewing, I dislike to see young people
idling away their time.
[The FARMER and MAY come back.
MAY. And now, untie the packets quickly, uncle.
DANIEL. [Sinking into a big chair.] Not so fast,
my little maid, not so fast - ’tis a powerful long distance as
I have journeyed this day, and ’tis wonderful warm for the time
of year.
ELIZABETH. I don’t hold with drinking nor with taking bites
atween meals, but as your uncle has come a good distance, and the day
is warm, you make take the key of the pantry, Annet, and draw a glass
of cider for him.
[She takes the key from her pocket and hands it to ANNET, who
goes out.
DANIEL. That’s it, Mother - that’s it. And
when I’ve wetted my mouth a bit I’ll be able the better
to tell you all about how ’twas over there.
MAY. O I’d dearly like to go to a Fair, I would. You
always said that you’d take me the next time you went, Uncle.
DANIEL. Ah and so I did, but when I comed to think it over, Fairs
baint the place for little maids, I says to mother here - and no, that
they baint, she answers back. But we’ll see how ’tis
when you be growed a bit older, like. Us’ll see how ’twill
be then, won’t us Mother?
ELIZABETH. I wouldn’t encourage the child in her nonsense,
if I was you, Dan. She’s old enough to know better than
to ask to be taken to such places. Why in all my days I never
set my foot within a fair, pleasure or business, nor wanted to, either.
MAY. And never rode on the pretty wood horses, Aunt, all spotted
and with scarlet bridles to them?
ELIZABETH. Certainly not. I wonder at your asking such a
question, May. But you do say some very unsuitable things for
a little child of your age.
MAY. And did you get astride of the pretty horses at the Fair,
Uncle?
DANIEL. Nay, nay, - they horses be set in the pleasure part of
the Fair, and where I goes ’tis all for doing business like.
[ANNET comes back with the glass of cider. DANIEL takes
it from her.
DANIEL. [Drinking.] You might as well have brought
the jug, my girl.
ELIZABETH. No, Father, ’twill spoil your next meal as it
is.
[The girls sit down at the table, taking up their work.
DANIEL. [Putting down his glass.] But, bless
my soul, yon was a Fair in a hundred. That her was.
BOTH GIRLS. O do tell us of all that you did see there, Uncle.
DANIEL. There was a cow - well, ’tis a smartish lot of cows
as I’ve seen in my time, but this one, why, the King haven’t
got the match to she in all his great palace, and that’s the truth,
so ’tis.
ANNET. O don ’t tell us about the cows, Uncle, we want to
know about all the other things.
MAY. The shows of acting folk, and the wild animals, and the nice
sweets.
ELIZABETH. They don’t want to hear about anything sensible,
Dan. They’re like all the maids now, with their thoughts
set on pleasuring and foolishness.
DANIEL. Ah, the maids was different in our day, wasn’t they
Mother?
ELIZABETH. And that they were. Why, when I was your age,
Annet, I should have been ashamed if I couldn’t have held my own
in any proper or suitable conversation.
DANIEL. Ah, you was a rare sensible maid in your day, Mother.
Do you mind when you comed along of me to Kingham sale? “You’re
never going to buy an animal with all that white to it, Dan, you says
to me.
ELIZABETH. Ah - I recollect.
DANIEL. “’Tis true her has a whitish leg,” I
says, “but so have I, and so have you, Mother - and who’s
to think the worse on we for that?” Ah, I could always bring
you round to look at things quiet and reasonable in those days - that
I could.
ELIZABETH. And a good thing if there were others of the same pattern
now, I’m thinking.
DANIEL. So ’twould be - so ’twould be. But times
do bring changes in the forms of the cattle and I count ’tis the
same with the womenfolk. ’Tis one thing this year and ’tis
t’other in the next.
MAY. Do tell us more of what you did see at the Fair, Uncle.
DANIEL. There was a ram. My word! but the four feet of he
did cover a good two yards of ground; just as it might be, standing.
ELIZABETH. Come, Father.
DANIEL. And the horns upon the head of he did reach out very nigh
as far as might do the sails of one of they old wind-mills.
MAY. O Uncle, and how was it with the wool of him?
DANIEL. The wool, my wench, did stand a good three foot from all
around of the animal. You might have set a hen with her eggs on
top of it - and that you might. And now I comes to recollect how
’twas, you could have set a hen one side of the wool and a turkey
t’other.
MAY. O Uncle, that must have been a beautiful animal! And
what was the tail of it?
DANIEL. The tail, my little maid? Why ’twas longer
nor my arm and as thick again - ’twould have served as a bell
rope to the great bell yonder in Gloucester church - and so ’twould.
Ah, ’twas sommat like a tail, I reckon, yon.
ELIZABETH. Come, Father, such talk is hardly suited to little
girls, who should know better than to ask so many teasing questions.
ANNET. ’Tisn’t only May, Aunt, I do love to hear what
uncle tells, when he has been out for a day or two.
ELIZABETH. And did you have company on the way home, Father?
DANIEL. That I did. ’Twas along of young Andrew as
I did come back.
ELIZABETH. Along of Andrew? Girls, you may now go outside
into the garden for a while. Yes, put aside your work.
MAY. Can’t we stop till the packets are opened?
ELIZABETH. You heard what I said? Go off into the garden,
and stop there till I send for you. And take uncle’s glass
and wash it at the spout as you go.
ANNET. [Taking the glass.] I’ll wash it, Aunt.
Come May, you see aunt doesn’t want us any longer.
MAY. Now they’re going to talk secrets together. O
I should dearly love to hear the secrets of grown-up people. [ANNET
and MAY go out together.
DANIEL. Annet be got a fine big wench, upon my word.
Now haven’t her, Mother?
ELIZABETH. She’s got old enough to be put to service, and
if I’d have had my way, ’tis to service she’d have
gone this long time since, and that it is.
DANIEL. ’Twould be poor work putting one of dead sister’s
wenches out to service, so long as us have a roof over the heads of
we and plenty to eat on the table.
ELIZABETH. Well, you must please yourself about it Father, as
you do most times. But ’tis uncertain work taking up with
other folks children as I told you from the first. See what a
lot of trouble you and me have had along of Giles.
DANIEL. Giles be safe enough in them foreign parts where I did
send him. You’ve no need to trouble your head about he,
Mother - unless ’tis a letter as he may have got sending to Mill.
ELIZABETH. No, Father, Giles has never sent a letter since the
day he left home. But very often there is no need for letters
to keep remembrance green. ’Tis a plant what thrives best
on a soil that is bare.
DANIEL. Well, Mother, and what be you a-driving at? I warrant
as Mill have got over them notions as she did have once. And,
look you here, ’twas with young Andrew as I did journey back from
the Fair. And he be a-coming up presently for to get his answer.
ELIZABETH. All I say is that I hope he may get it then.
DANIEL. Ah, I reckon as ’tis rare put about as he have been
all this long while, and never a downright “yes” to what
he do ask.
[MAY comes softly in and hides behind the door.
ELIZABETH. Well, that’s not my fault, Father.
DANIEL. But her’ll have to change her note this day, that
her’ll have. For I’ve spoke for she, and ’tis
for next month as I’ve pitched the wedding day.
ELIZABETH. And you may pitch, Father. You may lead the mare
down to the pond, but she’ll not drink if she hasn’t the
mind to. You know what Millie is. ’Tisn’t from
my side that she gets it either.
DANIEL. And ’tain’t from me. I be all for easy
going and each one to his self like.
ELIZABETH. Yes, there you are, Father.
DANIEL. But I reckon as the little maid will hearken to what I
says. Her was always a wonderful good little maid to her dad.
And her did always know, that when her dad did set his foot down, well,
there ’twas. ’Twas down.
ELIZABETH. Well, if you think you can shew her that, Father, ’tis
a fortunate job on all sides.
[They suddenly see MAY who has been quiet behind the door.
ELIZABETH. May, what are you a-doing here I should like to
know? Didn’t I send you out into the garden along of your
sister?
MAY. Yes, Auntie, but I’ve comed back.
ELIZABETH. Then you can be off again, and shut the door this time,
do your hear?
DANIEL. That’s it, my little maid. Run along - and
look you, May, just you tell Cousin Millie as we wants her in here straight
away. And who knows bye and bye whether there won’t be sommat
in yon great parcel for a good little wench.
MAY. O Uncle - I’d like to see it now.
DANIEL. Nay, nay - this is not a suitable time - Aunt and me has
business what’s got to be settled like. Nay - ’tis
later on as the packets is to be opened.
ELIZABETH. Get along off, you tiresome child. - One word might
do for some, but it takes twenty to get you to move. - Run along now,
do you hear me?
[MAY goes.
Well, Father, I’ve done my share with Millie and she don’t
take a bit of notice of what I say. So now it’s your turn.
DANIEL. Ah, I count ’tis more man’s work, this here,
so ’tis. There be things which belongs to females and there
be others which do not. You get and leave it all to me.
I’ll bring it off.
ELIZABETH. All right, Father, just you try your way - I’ll
have nothing more to do with it. [MILLIE comes in.]
MILLIE. Why, Father, you’re back early from the Fair.
DANIEL. That’s so, my wench. See that package over
yonder?
MILLIE. O, that I do, Father.
DANIEL. Yon great one’s for you, Mill.
MILLIE. O Father, what’s inside it?
DANIEL. ’Tis a new, smart bonnet, my wench.
MILLIE. For me, Father?
DANIEL. Ah - who else should it be for, Mill?
MILLIE. O Father, you are good to me.
DANIEL. And a silk cloak as well.
MILLIE. A silken cloak, and a bonnet - O Father, ’tis too
much for you to give me all at once, like.
DANIEL. Young Andrew did help me with the choice, and ’tis
all to be worn on this day month, my girl.
MILLIE. Why, Father, what’s to happen then?
DANIEL. ’Tis for you to go along to church in, Mill.
MILLIE. To church, Father?
DANIEL. Ah, that ’tis - you in the cloak and bonnet, and
upon the arm of young Andrew, my wench.
MILLIE. O no, Father.
DANIEL. But ’tis “yes” as you have got to learn,
my wench. And quickly too. For ’tis this very evening
as Andrew be coming for his answer. And ’tis to be “yes”
this time.
MILLIE. O no, Father.
DANIEL. You’ve an hour before you, my wench, in which to
get another word to your tongue.
MILLIE. I can’t learn any word that isn’t “no,”
Father.
DANIEL. Look at me, my wench. My foot be down. I means
what I says -
MILLIE. And I mean what I say, too, Father. And I say, No!
DANIEL. Millie, I’ve set down my foot.
MILLIE. And so have I, Father.
DANIEL. And ’tis “yes” as you must say to young
Andrew when he do come a-courting of you this night.
MILLIE. That I’ll never say, Father. I don’t
want cloaks nor bonnets, nor my heart moved by gifts, or tears brought
to my eyes by fair words. I’ll not wed unless I can give
my love along with my hand. And ’tis not to Andrew I can
give that, as you know.
DANIEL. And to whom should a maid give her heart if ’twasn’t
to Andrew? A finer lad never trod in a pair of shoes. I’ll
be blest if I do know what the wenches be a-coming to.
ELIZABETH. There, Father, I told you what to expect.
DANIEL. But ’tis master as I’ll be, hark you, Mother,
hark you, Mill. And ’tis “Yes” as you have got
to fit your tongue out with my girl, afore ’tis dark. [Rising.]
I be a’going off to the yard, but, Mother, her’ll know what
to say to you, her will.
MILLIE. Dad, do you stop and shew me the inside of my packet.
Let us put Andrew aside and be happy - do!
DANIEL. Ah, I’ve got other things as is waiting to be done
nor breaking in a tricksome filly to run atween the shafts. ’Tis
fitter work for females, and so ’tis.
ELIZABETH. And so I told you, Father, from the start.
MILLIE. And ’tis “No” that I shall say.
[Curtain.]
ACT I. - Scene 2.
It is dusk on the same evening.
MILLIE is standing by the table folding up the silken cloak.
ANNET sits watching her, on her knees lies a open parcel disclosing
a woollen shawl. In a far corner of the room MAY is seated
on a stool making a daisy chain.
ANNET. ’Twas very good of Uncle to bring me this nice
shawl, Millie.
MILLIE. You should have had a cloak like mine, Annet, by rights.
ANNET. I’m not going to get married, Millie.
MILLIE. [Sitting down with a sudden movement of despondence
and stretching her arms across the table.] O don’t you
speak to me of that, Annet. ’Tis more than I can bear to-night.
ANNET. But, Millie, he’s coming for your answer now.
You musn’t let him find you looking so.
MILLIE. My face shall look as my heart feels. And that is
all sorrow, Annet.
ANNET. Can’t you bring yourself round to fancy Andrew, Millie?
MILLIE. No, that I cannot, Annet, I’ve tried a score of
times, I have - but there it is - I cannot.
ANNET. Is it that you’ve not forgotten Giles, then?
MILLIE. I never shall forget him, Annet. Why, ’tis
a five year this day since father sent him off to foreign parts, and
never a moment of all that time has my heart not remembered him.
ANNET. I feared ’twas so with you, Millie.
MILLIE. O I’ve laid awake of nights and my tears have wetted
the pillow all over so that I’ve had to turn it t’other
side up.
ANNET. And Giles has never written to you, nor sent a sign nor
nothing?
MILLIE. Your brother Giles was never very grand with the pen,
Annet. But, O, he’s none the worse for that.
ANNET. Millie, I never cared for to question you, but how was
it when you and he did part, one with t’other?
MILLIE. I did give him my ring, Annet - secret like - when we
were walking in the wood.
ANNET. What, the one with the white stones to it?
MILLIE. Yes, grandmother’s ring, that she left me.
And I did say to him - if ever I do turn false to you and am like to
wed another, Giles - look you at these white stones.
ANNET. Seven of them, there were, Millie.
MILLIE. And the day that I am like to wed another, Giles, I said
to him, the stones shall darken. But you’ll never see that
day. [She begins to cry.
ANNET. Don’t you give way, Millie, for, look you, ’tis
very likely that Giles has forgotten you for all his fine words, and
Andrew, - well, Andrew he’s as grand a suitor as ever maid had.
And ’tis Andrew you have got to wed, you know.
MILLIE. Andrew, Andrew - I’m sick at the very name of him.
ANNET. See the fine house you’ll live in. Think on
the grand parlour that you’ll sit in all the day with a servant
to wait on you and naught but Sunday clothes on your back.
MILLIE. I’d sooner go in rags with Giles at the side of
me.
ANNET. Come, you must hearten up. Andrew will soon be here.
And Uncle says that you have got to give him his answer to-night for
good and all.
MILLIE. O I cannot see him - I’m wearied to death of Andrew,
and that’s the very truth it is.
ANNET. O Millie - I wonder how ’twould feel to be you for
half-an-hour and to have such a fine suitor coming to me and asking
for me to say Yes.
MILLIE. O I wish ’twas you and not me that he was after,
Annet.
ANNET. ’Tisn’t likely that anyone such as Master Andrew
will ever come courting a poor girl like me, Millie. But I’d
dearly love to know how ’twould feel.
[MILLIE raises her head and looks at her cousin for a few minutes
in silence, then her face brightens.
MILLIE. Then you shall, Annet.
ANNET. Shall what, Mill?
MILLIE. Know how it feels. Look here - ’Tis sick to
death I am with courting, when ’tis from the wrong quarter, and
if I’m to wed Andrew come next month, I’ll not be tormented
with him before that time, - so ’tis you that shall stop and talk
with him this evening, Annet, and I’ll slip out to the woods and
gather flowers.
ANNET. How wild and unlikely you do talk, Mill.
MILLIE. In the dusk he’ll never know that ’tisn’t
me. Being cousins, we speak after the same fashion, and in the
shape of us there’s not much that’s amiss.
ANNET. But in the clothing of us, Mill - why, ’tis a grand
young lady that you look - whilst I -
MILLIE. [Taking up the silken cloak.] Here - put
this over your gown, Annet.
ANNET. [Standing up.] I don’t mind just trying
it on, like.
MILLIE. [Fastening it.] There - and now the bonnet,
with the veil pulled over the face.
[She ties the bonnet and arranges the veil on ANNET.
MILLIE. [Standing back and surveying her cousin.]
There, Annet, there May, who is to tell which of us ’tis?
MAY. [Coming forward.] O I should never know that
’twasn’t you, Cousin Mill.
MILLIE. And I could well mistake her for myself too, so listen,
Annet. ’Tis you that shall talk with Master Andrew when
he comes to-night. And ’tis you that shall give him my answer.
I’ll not burn my lips by speaking the word he asks of me.
ANNET. O Mill - I cannot - no I cannot.
MILLIE. Don’t let him have it very easily, Annet.
Set him a ditch or two to jump before he gets there. And let the
thorns prick him a bit before he gathers the flower. You know
my way with him.
MAY. And I know it too, Millie - Why, your tongue, ’tis
very near as sharp as when Aunt do speak.
ANNET. O Millie, take off these things - I cannot do it, that’s
the truth.
MAY. [Looking out through the door.] There’s
Andrew a-coming over the mill yard.
MILLIE. Here, sit down, Annet, with the back of you to the light.
[She pushes ANNET into a chair beneath the window.
MAY. Can I get into the cupboard and listen to it, Cousin
Mill?
MILLIE. If you promise to bide quiet and to say naught of it afterwards.
MAY. O I promise, I promise - I’ll just leave a crack of
the door open for to hear well.
[MAY gets into the cupboard. MILLIE takes up ANNET’S
new shawl and puts it all over her.
MILLIE. No one will think that ’tisn’t you, in
the dusk.
ANNET. O Millie, what is it that you’ve got me to do?
MILLIE. Never you mind, Annet - you shall see what ’tis
to have a grand suitor and I shall get a little while of quiet out yonder,
where I can think on Giles.
[She runs out of the door just as ANDREW comes up.
ANDREW knocks and then enters the open door.
ANDREW. Where’s Annet off to in such a hurry?
ANNET. [Very faintly.] I’m sure I don’t
know. [ANDREW lays aside his hat and comes up to the window.
He stands before ANNET looking down on her. She
becomes restless under his gaze, and at last signs to him to
sit down.
ANDREW. [Sitting down on a chair a little way from her.]
The Master said that I might come along to-night, Millie - Otherwise
- [ANNET is still silent.
Otherwise I shouldn’t have dared do so.
[ANNET sits nervously twisting the ribbons of her cloak.
The Master said, as how may be, your feeling for me, Millie, might
be changed like. [ANNET is still silent.
And that if I was to ask you once more, very likely ’twould
be something different as you might say.
[A long silence.
Was I wrong in coming, Millie?
ANNET. [Faintly.] ’Twould have been better
had you stayed away like.
ANDREW. Then there isn’t any change in your feelings towards
me, Millie?
ANNET. O, there’s a sort of a change, Andrew.
ANDREW. [Slowly.] O Mill, that’s good hearing.
What sort of a change is it then?
ANNET. ’Tis very hard to say, Andrew.
ANDREW. Look you, Mill, ’tis more than a five year that
I’ve been a-courting of you faithful.
ANNET. [Sighing.] Indeed it is, Andrew.
ANDREW. And I’ve never got naught but blows for my pains.
ANNET. [Beginning to speak in a gentle voice and ending sharply.]
O I’m so sorry - No - I mean - ’Tis your own fault, Andrew.
ANDREW. But I would sooner take blows from you than sweet words
from another, Millie.
ANNET. I could never find it in my heart to - I mean, ’tis
as well that you should get used to blows, seeing we’re to be
wed, Andrew.
ANDREW. Then ’tis to be! O Millie, this is brave news
- Why, I do scarcely know whether I be awake or dreaming.
ANNET. [Very sadly.] Very likely you’ll be
glad enough to be dreaming a month from now, poor Andrew.
ANDREW. [Drawing nearer.] I am brave, Millie, now
that you speak to me so kind and gentle, and I’ll ask you to name
the day.
ANNET. [Shrinking back.] O ’twill be a very
long distance from now, Andrew.
ANDREW. Millie, it seems to be your pleasure to take up my heart
and play with it same as a cat does with the mouse.
ANNET. [Becoming gay and hard in her manner.] Your
heart, Andrew? ’Twill go all the better afterwards if ’tis
tossed about a bit first.
ANDREW. Put an end to this foolishness, Mill, and say when you’ll
wed me.
ANNET. [Warding him off with her hand.] You shall
have my answer in a new song Andrew, which I have been learning.
[ANDREW sits down despondently and prepares to listen.
ANNET. Now hark you to this, Andrew, and turn it well over
in your mind. [She begins to sing:
Say can you plough me an acre of land
Sing Ivy leaf, Sweet William and Thyme.
Between the sea and the salt sea strand
And you shall be a true lover of mine?
[A slight pause. ANNET looks questioningly at ANDREW,
who turns away with a heavy sigh.
ANNET. [Singing.]
Yes, if you plough it with one ram’s horn
Sing Ivy Leaf, Sweet William and Thyme
And sow it all over with one peppercorn
And you shall be a true lover of mine.
ANDREW. ’Tis all foolishness.
ANNET. [Singing.]
Say can you reap with a sickle of leather
Sing Ivy Leaf, Sweet William and Thyme
And tie it all up with a Tom-tit’s feather
And you shall be a true lover of mine.
ANDREW. [Rises up impatiently.] I can stand no more.
You’ve danced upon my heart till ’tis fairly brittle, and
ready to be broke by a feather.
ANNET. [Very gently.] O Andrew, I’ll mend your
heart one day.
ANDREW. Millie, the sound of those words has mended it already.
ANNET. [In a harder voice.] But very likely there’ll
be a crack left to it always.
[FARMER DANIEL and ELIZABETH come into the room.
DANIEL. Well my boy, well Millie?
ANDREW. [Boldly.] ’Tis for a month from now.
DANIEL. Bless my soul. Hear that, Mother? Hear that?
ELIZABETH. I’m not deaf, Father.
DANIEL. [Shaking ANDREW’S hand.] Ah
my boy, I knowed as you’d bring the little maid to the senses
of she.
ELIZABETH. Millie has not shown any backwardness in clothing herself
as though for church.
DANIEL. ’Tis with the maids as ’tis with the fowls
when they be come out from moult. They be bound to pick about
this way and that in their new feathers.
ELIZABETH. Well, ’tis to be hoped the young people have
fixed it up for good and all this time.
DANIEL. Come Mill, my wench, you be wonderful quiet. Where’s
your tongue?
ELIZABETH. I think we’ve all had quite enough of Millie’s
tongue, Father. Let her give it a rest if she’ve a mind.
DANIEL. I warrant she be gone as shy as a May bettel when ’tis
daylight. But us’ll take it as she have fixed it up in her
own mind like. Come, Mother, such a time as this, you won’t
take no objection to the drawing of a jug of cider.
ELIZABETH. And supper just about to be served? I’m
surprised at you, Father. No, I can’t hear of cider being
drawn so needless like.
DANIEL. Well, well, - have it your own way - but I always says,
and my father used to say it afore I, a fine deed do call for a fine
drink, and that’s how ’twas in my time.
ELIZABETH. Millie, do you call your cousins in to supper.
DANIEL. Ah, and where be the maids gone off to this time of night,
Mother?
ANDREW. Annet did pass me as I came through the yard, Master
[MAY, quietly opens the cupboard door and comes out.
ELIZABETH. So that’s where you’ve been, you deceitful
little wench.
ANDREW. Well, to think of that, Millie.
ELIZABETH. And how long may you have bid there, I should like
to know?
DANIEL. Come, come, my little maid, ’tis early days for
you to be getting a lesson in courtship.
MAY. O there wasn’t any courtship, Uncle, and I didn’t
hear nothing at all to speak of.
ELIZABETH. There, run along quick and find your sister.
Supper’s late already, and that it is.
ANNET. I’ll go with her.
[She starts forward and hurriedly moves towards the door.
ELIZABETH. Stop a moment, Millie. What are you thinking
of to go trailing out in the dew with that beautiful cloak and bonnet.
Take and lay them in the box at once, do you hear?
DANIEL. That’s it, Mill. ’Twouldn’t do
for to mess them up afore the day. ’Twas a fair price as
I gived for they, and that I can tell you, my girl.
[ANNET stops irresolutely. MAY seizes her hand.
MAY. Come off, come off, “Cousin Millie”; ’tis
not damp outside, and O I’m afeared to cross the rickyard by myself.
[She pulls ANNET violently by the hand and draws her out of
the door.
ELIZABETH. Off with the cloak this minute, Millie.
MAY. [Calling back.] She’s a-taking of it off,
Aunt, she is.
ELIZABETH. I don’t know what’s come to the maid.
She don’t act like herself to-day.
DANIEL. Ah, that be asking too much of a maid, to act like herself,
and the wedding day close ahead of she.
ELIZABETH. I’d be content with a suitable behaviour, Father.
I’m not hard to please.
DANIEL. Ah, you take and let her go quiet, same as I lets th’
old mare when her first comes up from grass.
ELIZABETH. ’Tis all very well for you to talk, Father but
’tis I who have got to do.
DANIEL. Come Mother, come Andrew, I be sharp set. And ’tis
the feel of victuals and no words as I wants in my mouth.
ELIZABETH. Well, Father, I’m not detaining you. There’s
the door, and the food has been cooling on the table this great while.
DANIEL. Come you, Andrew, come you, Mother. Us’ll
make a bit of a marriage feast this night.
[He leads the way and the others follow him out.
[Curtain.]
ACT II. - Scene 1.
A woodland path. GILES comes forward with his two servants,
GEORGE and JOHN, who are carrying heavy packets.
GILES. ’Tis powerful warm to-day. We will take
a bit of rest before we go further.
GEORGE. [Setting down his packet.] That’s it,
master. ’Tis a rare weight as I’ve been carrying across
my back since dawn.
JOHN. [Also setting down his burden.] Ah, I be pleased
for to lay aside yon. ’Tis wonderful heavy work, this journeying
to and fro with gold and silver.
GILES. Our travelling is very nigh finished. There lies
the road which goes to Camel Farm.
GEORGE. Oh, I count as that must be a rare sort of a place, master.
JOHN. Seeing as us haven’t stopped scarce an hour since
us landed off the sea.
GEORGE. But have come running all the while same as the fox may
run in th’ early morning towards the poultry yard.
JOHN. Nor broke bread, nor scarce got a drop of drink to wet th’
insides of we.
GILES. ’Tis very little further that you have got to journey,
my good lads. We are nigh to the end of our wayfaring.
GEORGE. And what sort of a place be we a-coming to, master?
GILES. ’Tis the place out of all the world to me.
JOHN. I count ’tis sommat rare and fine in that case, seeing
as we be come from brave foreign parts, master.
GILES. ’Tis rarer, and finer than all the foreign lands
that lie beneath the sun, my lads.
GEORGE. That’s good hearing, master. And is the victuals
like to be as fine as the place?
GILES. O, you’ll fare well enough yonder.
JOHN. I was never one for foreign victuals, nor for the drink
that was over there neither.
GILES. Well, the both of you shall rest this night beneath the
grandest roof that ever sheltered a man’s head. And you
shall sit at a table spread as you’ve not seen this many a year.
GEORGE. That’ll be sommat to think on, master, when us gets
upon our legs again.
JOHN. I be thinking of it ahead as I lies here, and that’s
the truth.
[The two servants stretch themselves comfortably beneath the trees.
GILES walks restlessly backwards and forwards as though impatient
at any delay. From time to time he glances at a ring which
he wears, sighing heavily as he does so.
[An old man comes up, leaning on his staff.
OLD MAN. Good-morning to you, my fine gentlemen.
GILES. Good-morning, master.
OLD MAN. ’Tis a wonderful warm sun to-day.
GILES. You’re right there, master.
OLD MAN. I warrant as you be journeying towards the same place
where I be going, my lord.
GILES. And where is that, old master?
OLD MAN. Towards Camel Farm.
GILES. You’re right. ’Tis there and nowhere
else that we are going.
OLD MAN. Ah, us’ll have to go smartish if us is to be there
in time.
GILES. In time for what, my good man?
OLD MAN. In time for to see the marrying, my lord.
GILES. The marrying? What’s that you’re telling
me?
OLD MAN. ’Tis at noon this day that she’s to be wed.
GILES. Who are you speaking of, old man?
OLD MAN. And where is your lordship journeying this day if ’tis
not to the marrying?
GILES. Who’s getting wed up yonder, tell me quickly?
OLD MAN. ’Tis th’ old farmer’s daughter what’s
to wed come noon-tide.
GILES. [Starting.] Millie! O that is heavy
news. [Looking at his hand.] Then ’tis as I
feared, for since daybreak yesterday the brightness has all gone from
out of the seven stones. That’s how ’twould be, she
told me once.
[He turns away from the others in deep distress of mind.
GEORGE. Us’ll see no Camel Farm this day.
JOHN. And th’ inside of I be crying out for victuals.
OLD MAN. Then you be not of these parts, masters?
GEORGE. No, us be comed from right over the seas, along of master.
JOHN. Ah, ’tis a fine gentleman, master. But powerful
misfortunate in things of the heart.
GEORGE. Ah, he’d best have stopped where he was. Camel
Farm baint no place for the like of he to go courting at.
JOHN. Ah, master be used to them great palaces, all over gold
and marble with windows as you might drive a waggon through, and that
you might.
GEORGE. All painted glass. And each chair with golden legs
to him, and a sight of silver vessels on the table as never you did
dream of after a night’s drinking, old man. [GILES comes
slowly towards them.
GILES. And who is she to wed, old man?
OLD MAN. Be you a-speaking of the young mistress up at Camel Farm,
my lord?
GILES. Yes. With whom does she go to church to-day?
OLD MAN. ’Tis along of Master Andrew that her do go.
What lives up Cranham way.
GILES. Ah, th’ old farmer was always wonderful set on him.
[A pause.
OLD MAN. I be a poor old wretch what journeys upon the roads,
master, and maybe I picks a crust here and gets a drink of water there,
and the shelter of the pig-stye wall to rest the bones of me at night
time.
GILES. What matters it if you be old and poor, master, so that
the heart of you be whole and unbroken?
OLD MAN. Us poor old wretches don’t carry no hearts to th’
insides of we. The pains of us do come from the having of no victuals
and from the winter’s cold when snow do lie on the ground and
the wind do moan over the fields, and when the fox do bark.
GILES. What is the pang of hunger and the cold bite of winter
set against the cruel torment of a disappointed love?
OLD MAN. I baint one as can judge of that, my lord, seeing that
I be got a poor old badger of a man, and the days when I was young and
did carry a heart what could beat with love, be ahind of I, and the
feel of them clean forgot.
GILES. Then what do you up yonder at the marrying this morning?
OLD MAN. Oh, I do take me to those places where there be burying
or marriage, for the hearts of folk at these seasons be warmed and kinder,
like. And ’tis bread and meat as I gets then. Food
be thrown out to the poor old dog what waits patient at the door.
GILES. [Looks intently at him for a moment.] See
here, old master. I would fain strike a bargain with you.
And ’tis with a handful of golden pieces that I will pay your
service.
OLD MAN. Anything to oblige you, my young lord.
GILES. [To GEORGE.] Take out a handful from the bag
of gold. And you, John, give him some of the silver.
[GEORGE and JOHN untie their bags and take out gold and silver.
They twist it up in a handkerchief which they give to the old man.]
OLD MAN. May all the blessings of heaven rest on you, my lord,
for ’tis plain to see that you be one of the greatest and finest
gentlemen ever born to the land.
GILES. My good friend, you’re wrong there, I was a poor
country lad, but I had the greatest treasure that a man could hold on
this earth. ’Twas the love of my cousin Millie. And
being poor, I was put from out the home, and sent to seek my fortune
in parts beyond the sea.
OLD MAN. Now, who’d have thought ’twas so, for the
looks of you be gentle born all over.
GILES. “Come back with a bushel of gold in one hand and
one of silver in t’other” the old farmer said to me, “and
then maybe I’ll let you wed my daughter.”
OLD MAN. And here you be comed back, and there lie the gold and
the silver bags.
GILES. And yonder is Millie given in marriage to another.
GEORGE. ’Taint done yet, master.
JOHN. ’Tisn’t too late, by a long way, master.
GILES. [To OLD MAN.] And so I would crave something
of you, old friend. Lend me your smock, and your big hat and your
staff. In that disguise I will go to the farm and look upon my
poor false love once more. If I find that her heart is already
given to another, I shall not make myself known to her. But if
she still holds to her love for me, then -
GEORGE. Go in the fine clothes what you have upon you, master.
And even should the maid’s heart, be given to another, the sight
of so grand a cloth and such laces will soon turn it the right way again.
JOHN. Ah, that’s so, it is. You go as you be clothed
now, master. I know what maids be, and ’tis finery and good
coats which do work more on the hearts of they nor anything else in
the wide world.
GILES. No, no, my lads. I will return as I did go from yonder.
Poor, and in mean clothing. Nor shall a glint of all my wealth
speak one word for me. But if so be as her heart is true in spite
of everything, my sorrowful garments will not hide my love away from
her.
OLD MAN. [Taking off his hat.] Here you are master.
[GILES hands his own hat to GEORGE. He then takes off
his coat and gives it to JOHN. The OLD MAN takes
off his smock, GILES puts it on.
OLD MAN. Pull the hat well down about the face of you, master,
so as the smooth skin of you be hid.
GILES. [Turning round in his disguise.] How’s
that, my friends?
GEORGE. You be a sight too straight in the back, master.
GILES. [Stooping.] I’ll soon better that.
JOHN. Be you a-going in them fine buckled shoes, master?
GILES. I had forgot the shoes. When I get near to the house
’tis barefoot that I will go.
GEORGE. Then let us be off, master, for the’ time be running
short.
JOHN. Ah, that ’tis. I count it be close on noon-day
now by the look of the sun.
OLD MAN. And heaven be with you, my young gentleman.
GILES. My good friends, you shall go with me a little further.
And when we have come close upon the farm, you shall stop in the shelter
of a wood that I know of and await the signal I shall give you.
GEORGE. And what’ll that be, master?
GILES. I shall blow three times, and loudly from my whistle, here.
JOHN. And be we to come up to the farm when we hears you?
GILES. As quickly as you can run. ’Twill be the sign
that I need all of you with me.
GEORGE and JOHN. That’s it, master. Us do understand
what ’tis as we have got to do.
OLD MAR. Ah, ’tis best to be finished with hearts that beat
to the tune of a maid’s tongue, and to creep quiet along the roads
with naught but them pains as hunger and thirst do bring to th’
inside. So ’tis.
[Curtain.]
ACT III. - Scene 1.
The parlour at Camel Farm. ELIZABETH, in her best dress,
is moving about the room putting chairs in their places and arranging
ornaments on the dresser, etc. MAY stands at the
door with a large bunch of flowers in her hands.
ELIZABETH. And what do you want to run about in the garden
for when I’ve just smoothed your hair and got you all ready to
go to church?
MAY. I’ve only been helping Annet gather some flowers to
put upon the table.
ELIZABETH. You should know better then. Didn’t I tell
you to sit still in that chair with your hands folded nicely till we
were ready to start.
MAY. Why, I couldn’t be sitting there all the while, now
could I, Aunt?
ELIZABETH. This’ll be the last time as I tie your ribbon,
mind.
[She smoothes MAY’s hair and ties it up for her.
ANNET comes into the room with more flowers.
ELIZABETH. What’s your cousin doing now, Annet?
ANNET. The door of her room is still locked, Aunt. And what
she says is that she do want to bide alone there
ELIZABETH. In all my days I never did hear tell of such a thing,
I don’t know what’s coming to the world, I don’t.
MAY. I count that Millie do like to be all to herself whilst she
is a-dressing up grand in her white gown, and the silken cloak and bonnet.
ANNET. Millie’s not a-dressing of herself up. I heard
her crying pitiful as I was gathering flowers in the garden.
ELIZABETH. Crying? She’ll have something to cry about
if she doesn’t look out, when her father comes in, and hears how
she’s a-going on.
MAY. I wonder why Cousin Millie’s taking on like this.
I shouldn’t, if ’twas me getting married.
ELIZABETH. Look you, May, you get and run up, and knock at the
door and tell her that ’twill soon be time for us to set off to
church and that she have got to make haste in her dressing.
MAY. I’ll run, Aunt, only ’tis very likely as she’ll
not listen to anything that I say. [MAY goes out.
ELIZABETH. Now Annet, no idling here, if you please.
Set the nosegay in water, and when you’ve given a look round to
see that everything is in its place, upstairs with you, and on with
your bonnet, do you hear? Uncle won’t wish to be kept waiting
for you, remember.
ANNET. I’m all ready dressed, except for my bonnet, Aunt.
’Tis Millie that’s like to keep Uncle waiting this morning.
[She goes out.
[DANIEL comes in.
DANIEL. Well, Mother - well, girls - but, bless my soul, where’s
Millie got to?
ELIZABETH. Millie has not seen fit to shew herself this morning,
Father. She’s biding up in her room with the door locked,
and nothing that I’ve been able to say has been attended to, so
perhaps you’ll kindly have your try.
DANIEL. Bless my soul - where’s May? Where’s
Annet? Send one of the little maids up to her, and tell her ’tis
very nigh time for us to be off.
ELIZABETH. I’m fairly tired of sending up to her, Father.
You’d best go yourself.
[MAY comes into the room.
MAY. Please Aunt, the door, ’tis still locked, and Millie
is crying ever so sadly within, and she won’t open to me, nor
speak, nor nothing.
ELIZABETH. There, Father, - perhaps you’ll believe what
I tell you another time. Millie has got that hardened and wayward,
there’s no managing of her, there’s not.
DANIEL. Ah, ’twon’t be very long as us’ll have
the managing of she. ’Twill be young Andrew as’ll
take she in hand after this day.
ELIZABETH. ’Tis all very well to talk of young Andrew, but
who’s a-going to get her to church with him I’d like to
know.
DANIEL. Why, ’tis me as’ll do it, to be sure.
ELIZABETH. Very well, Father, and we shall all be much obliged
to you.
[DANIEL goes to the door and shouts up the stairs.
DANIEL. Well, Millie, my wench. Come you down here.
’Tis time we did set out. Do you hear me, Mill. ’Tis
time we was off.
[ELIZABETH waits listening. No answer comes.
DANIEL. Don’t you hear what I be saying, Mill? Come
you down at once. [There is no answer.
DANIEL. Millie, there be Andrew a-waiting for to take you to church.
Come you down this minute.
ELIZABETH. You’d best take sommat and go and break open
the door, Father. ’Tis the sensiblest thing as you can do,
only you’d never think of anything like that by yourself.
DANIEL. I likes doing things my own way, Mother. Women-folk,
they be so buzzing. ’Tis like a lot of insects around of
anyone on a summer’s day. A-saying this way and that - whilst
a man do go at anything quiet and calm-like. [ANNET comes in.
ANNET. Please, Uncle, Millie says that she isn’t coming
down for no one.
DANIEL. [Roaring in fury.] What! What’s
that, my wench - isn’t a-coming down for no one? Hear that,
Mother, hear that? I’ll have sommat to say to that, I will.
[Going to the door.
DANIEL. [Roaring up the stairs.] Hark you, Mill,
down you comes this moment else I’ll smash the door right in,
and that I will.
[DANIEL comes back into the room, storming violently.
DANIEL. Ah, ’tis a badly bred up wench is Millie, and
her’d have growed up very different if I’d a-had the bringing
up of she. But spoiled she is and spoiled her’ve always
been, and what could anyone look for from a filly what’s been
broke in by women folk!
ELIZABETH. There, there, Father - there’s no need to bluster
in this fashion. Take up the poker and go and break into the door
quiet and decent, like anyone else would do. And girls - off for
your bonnets this moment I tell you.
[She takes up a poker and hands it to DANIEL, who mops his
face and goes slowly out and upstairs. ANNET and MAY
leave the room. The farmer is heard banging at the door
of Millie’s bedroom.
[ELIZABETH moves about the room setting it in order.
ANDREW comes in at the door. He carries a bunch of flowers,
which he lays on the table.
ANDREW. Good-morning to you, mistress.
ELIZABETH. Good-morning, Andrew.
ANDREW. What’s going on upstairs?
ELIZABETH. ’Tis Father at a little bit of carpentering.
ANDREW. I’m come too soon, I reckon.
ELIZABETH. We know what young men be upon their wedding morn!
I warrant as the clock can’t run too fast for them at such a time.
ANDREW. You’re right there, mistress. But the clock
have moved powerful slow all these last few weeks - for look you here,
’tis a month this day since I last set eyes on Mill or had a word
from her lips - so ’tis.
ELIZABETH. You’ll have enough words presently. Hark,
she’s coming down with Father now.
[ANDREW turns eagerly towards the door. The farmer enters
with MILLIE clinging to his arm, she wears her ordinary
dress. Her hair is ruffled and in disorder, and
she has been crying.
DANIEL. Andrew, my lad, good morning to you.
ANDREW. Good morning, master.
DANIEL. You mustn’t mind a bit of an April shower, my boy.
’Tis the way with all maids on their wedding morn. Isn’t
that so, Mother?
ELIZABETH. I wouldn’t make such a show of myself if I was
you, Mill. Go upstairs this minute and wash your face and smooth
your hair and put yourself ready for church.
DANIEL. Nay, she be but just come from upstairs, Mother.
Let her bide quiet a while with young Andrew here; whilst do you come
along with me and get me out my Sunday coat. ’Tis time I
was dressed for church too, I’m thinking.
ELIZABETH. I don’t know what’s come to the house this
morning, and that’s the truth. Andrew, I’ll not have
you keep Millie beyond a five minutes. ’Tis enough of one
another as you’ll get later on, like. Father, go you off
upstairs for your coat. ’Tis hard work for me, getting you
all to act respectable, that ’tis.
[DANIEL and ELIZABETH leave the room. ANDREW moves
near MILLIE and holds out both his hands. She draws
herself haughtily away.
ANDREW. Millie - ’tis our wedding day.
MILLIE. And what if it is, Andrew.
ANDREW. Millie, it cuts me to the heart to see your face all wet
with tears.
MILLIE. Did you think to see it otherwise, Andrew?
ANDREW. No smile upon your lips, Millie.
MILLIE. Have I anything to smile about, Andrew?
ANDREW. No love coming from your eyes, Mill.
MILLIE. That you have never seen, Andrew.
ANDREW. And all changed in the voice of you too.
MILLIE. What do you mean by that, Andrew?
ANDREW. Listen, Millie - ’tis a month since I last spoke
with you. Do you recollect? ’Twas the evening of the
great Fair.
MILLIE And what if it was?
ANDREW. Millie, you were kinder to me that night than ever you
had been before. I seemed to see such a gentle look in your eyes
then. And when you spoke, ’twas as though - as though -
well - ’twas one of they quists a-cooing up in the trees as I
was put in mind of.
MILLIE. Well, there’s nothing more to be said about that
now, Andrew. That night’s over and done with.
ANDREW. I’ve carried the thought of it in my heart all this
time, Millie.
MILLIE. I never asked you to, Andrew.
ANDREW. I’ve brought you a nosegay of flowers, Mill.
They be rare blossoms with grand names what I can’t recollect
to all of them.
[MILLIE takes the nosegay, looks at it for an instant,
and then lets it fall.
MILLIE. I have no liking for flowers this day, Andrew.
ANDREW. O Millie, and is it so as you and me are going to our
marriage?
MILLIE. Yes, Andrew. ’Tis so. I never said it
could be different. I have no heart to give you. My love
was given long ago to another. And that other has forgotten me
by now.
ANDREW. O Millie, you shall forget him too when once you are wed
to me, I promise you.
MILLIE. ’Tis beyond the power of you or any man to make
me do that, Andrew.
ANDREW. Millie, what’s the good of we two going on to church
one with t’other?
MILLIE. There’s no good at all, Andrew.
ANDREW. Millie, I could have sworn that you had begun to care
sommat more than ordinary for me that last time we were together.
MILLIE. Then you could have sworn wrong. I care nothing
for you, Andrew, no, nothing. But I gave my word I’d go
to church with you and be wed. And - I’ll not break my word,
I’ll not.
ANDREW. And is this all that you can say to me to-day, Mill?
MILLIE. Yes, Andrew, ’tis all. And now, ’tis
very late, and I have got to dress myself.
ELIZABETH. [Calling loudly from above.] Millie, what
are you stopping for? Come you up here and get your gown on, do.
[MILLIE looks haughtily at ANDREW as she passes him.
She goes slowly out of the room.
[ANDREW picks up the flowers and stands holding them,
looking disconsolately down upon them. MAY comes in,
furtively.
MAY. All alone, Andrew? Has Millie gone to put her fine
gown on?
ANDREW. Yes, Millie’s gone to dress herself.
MAY. O that’s a beautiful nosegay, Andrew. Was it
brought for Mill?
ANDREW. Yes, May, but she won’t have it.
MAY. Millie don’t like you very much, Andrew, do she?
ANDREW. Millie’s got quite changed towards me since last
time.
MAY. And when was that, Andrew?
ANDREW. Why, last time was the evening of the Fair, May.
MAY. When I was hid in the cupboard yonder, Andrew?
ANDREW. So you were, May. Well, can’t you recollect
how ’twas that she spoke to me then?
MAY. O yes, Andrew, and that I can. ’Twas a quist
a-cooing in the tree one time - and then - she did recollect herself
and did sharpen up her tongue and ’twas another sort of bird what
could drive its beak into the flesh of anyone - so ’twas.
ANDREW. O May - you say she did recollect herself - what do you
mean by those words?
MAY. You see, she did give her word that she would speak sharp
and rough to you.
ANDREW. What are you talking about, May? Do you mean that
the tongue of her was not speaking as the heart of her did feel?
MAY. I guess ’twas sommat like that, Andrew.
ANDREW. O May, you have gladdened me powerful by these words.
MAY. But, O you must not tell of me, Andrew.
ANDREW. I will never do so, May - only I shall know better how
to be patient, and to keep the spirit of me up next time that she do
strike out against me.
MAY. I’m not a-talking of Mill, Andrew.
ANDREW. Who are you talking of then, I’d like to know?
MAY. ’Twas Annet.
ANDREW. What was?
MAY. Annet who was dressed up in the cloak and bonnet of Millie
that night and who did speak with you so gentle and nice.
ANDREW. Annet!
ELIZABETH. [Is heard calling.] There, father, come
along down and give your face a wash at the pump.
MAY. Let’s go quick together into the garden, Andrew, and
I’ll tell you all about it and how ’twas that Annet acted
so.
[She seizes ANDREW’S hand and pulls him out of the room
with her.
[Curtain.]
ACT III. - Scene 2.
A few minutes later.
ELIZABETH stands tying her bonnet strings before a small mirror
on the wall. DANIEL is mopping his face with a big,
bright handkerchief. ANNET, dressed for church,
is by the table. She sadly takes up the nosegay of flowers
which ANDREW brought for MILLIE, and moves her hand caressingly
over it.
ELIZABETH. If you think that your neckerchief is put on right
’tis time you should know different, Father.
DANIEL. What’s wrong with it then, I’d like to know?
ELIZABETH. ’Tis altogether wrong. ’Tis like
the two ears of a heifer sticking out more than anything else that I
can think on.
DANIEL. Have it your own way, Mother - and fix it as you like.
[He stands before her and she rearranges it.
ANNET. These flowers were lying on the ground.
ELIZABETH. Thrown there in a fine fit of temper, I warrant.
DANIEL. Her was as quiet as a new born lamb once the door was
broke open and she did see as my word, well, ’twas my word.
ELIZABETH. We all hear a great deal about your word, Father, but
’twould be better for there to be more do and less say about you.
DANIEL. [Going over to Annet and looking at her intently.]
Why, my wench - what be you a-dropping tears for this day?
ANNET. [Drying her eyes.] ’Twas - ’twas
the scent out of one of the flowers as got to my eyes, Uncle.
DANIEL. Well, that’s a likely tale it is. Hear that,
Mother? ’Tis with her eyes that this little wench do snuff
at a flower. That’s good, bain’t it?
ELIZABETH. I haven’t patience with the wenches now-a-days.
Lay down that nosegay at once, Annet, and call your cousin from her
room. I warrant she has finished tricking of herself up by now.
DANIEL. Ah, I warrant as her’ll need a smartish bit of time
for to take the creases out of the face of she.
[ANDREW and MAY come in.]
DANIEL. Well, Andrew, my lad, ’tis about time as we was
on the way to church I reckon.
ANDREW. I count as ’tis full early yet, master.
[He takes up the nosegay from the table and crosses the room to the
window where ANNET is standing, and trying to control
her tears.
ANDREW. Annet, Millie will have none of my blossoms.
I should like it well if you would carry them in your hand to church
this day.
ANNET. [Looking wonderingly at him.] Me, Andrew?
ANDREW. Yes, you, Annet. For, look you, they become you
well. They have sommat of the sweetness of you in them.
And the touch of them is soft and gentle. And - I would like you
to keep them in your hands this day, Annet.
ANNET. O Andrew, I never was given anything like this before.
ANDREW. [Slowly.] I should like to give you a great
deal more, Annet - only I cannot. And ’tis got too late.
ELIZABETH. Too late - I should think it was. What’s
come to the maid! In my time girls didn’t use to spend a
quarter of the while afore the glass as they do now. Suppose you
was to holler for her again, Father.
DANIEL. Anything to please you, Mother -
MAY. I hear her coming, Uncle. I hear the noise of the silk.
[MILLIE comes slowly into the room in her wedding clothes.
She holds herself very upright and looks from one to another quietly
and coldly.
MAY. Andrew’s gived your nosegay to Annet, Millie.
MILLIE. ’Twould have been a pity to have wasted the fresh
blossoms.
MAY. But they were gathered for you, Mill.
MILLIE. Annet seems to like them better than I did.
DANIEL. Well, my wench - you be tricked out as though you was
off to the horse show. Mother, there bain’t no one as can
beat our wench in looks anywhere this side of the country.
ELIZABETH. She’s right enough in the clothing of her, but
’twould be better if her looks did match the garments more.
Come, Millie, can’t you appear pleasanter like on your wedding
day?
MILLIE. I’m very thirsty, Mother. Could I have a drink
of water before we set out?
ELIZABETH. And what next, I should like to know?
MILLIE. ’Tis only a drink of water that I’m asking
for.
DANIEL. Well, that’s reasonable, Mother, bain’t it?
ELIZABETH. Run along and get some for your cousin, May.
[MAY runs out of the room.
DANIEL. Come you here, Andrew, did you ever see a wench to
beat ourn in looks, I say?
ANDREW. [Who has remained near ANNET without moving.]
’Tis very fine that Millie’s looking.
DANIEL. Fine, I should think ’twas. You was a fine
looking wench, Mother, the day I took you to church, but ’tis
my belief that Millie have beat you in the appearance of her same as
the roan heifer did beat th’ old cow when the both was took along
to market. Ah, and did fetch very near the double of what I gived
for the dam.
[MAY returns carrying a glass bowl full of water.
MAY. Here’s a drink of cold water, Millie. I took
it from the spring.
[MILLIE takes the bowl. At the same moment a loud knocking
is heard at the outside door.
ELIZABETH. Who’s that, I should like to know?
[MILLIE sets down the bowl on the table. She listens
with a sudden intent, anxiety on her face as the knock is repeated.
DANIEL. I’ll learn anyone to come meddling with me on
a day when ’tis marrying going on.
[The knocking is again heard.
MILLIE. [To MAY, who would have opened the door.]
No, no. ’Tis I who will open the door.
[She raises the latch and flings the door wide open. GILES
disguised as a poor and bent old man, comes painfully into
the room.
ELIZABETH. We don’t want no beggars nor roadsters here
to-day, if you please.
DANIEL. Ah, and that us don’t. Us be a wedding party
here, and ’tis for you to get moving on, old man.
MILLIE. He is poor and old. And he has wandered far, in
the heat of the morning. Look at his sad clothing.
ANDREW. [To ANNET.] I never heard her put so much
gentleness to her words afore.
MILLIE. And ’tis my wedding day. He shall not go uncomforted
from here.
ELIZABETH. I never knowed you so careful of a poor wretch afore,
Millie. ’Tis quite a new set out, this.
MILLIE. I am in mind of another, who may be wandering, and hungered,
and in poor clothing this day.
MAY. Give him something quick, Aunt, and let him get off so that
we can start for the wedding.
MILLIE. [Coming close to GILES.] What is it I can
do for you, master?
GILES. ’Tis only a drink of water that I ask, mistress.
MILLIE. [Taking up the glass bowl.] Only a drink
of water, master? Then take, and be comforted.
[She holds the bowl before him for him to drink. As
he takes it, he drops a ring into the water. He
then drinks and hands the bowl back to MILLIE. For a moment
she gazes speechless at the bottom of the bowl. Then she
lifts the ring from it and would drop the bowl but for MAY, who
takes it from her.
MILLIE. Master, from whom did you get this?
GILES. Look well at the stones of it, mistress, for they are clouded
and dim.
MILLIE. And not more clouded than the heart which is in me, master.
O do you bring me news?
GILES. Is it not all too late for news, mistress?
MILLIE. Not if it be the news for which my heart craves, master.
GILES. And what would that be, mistress?
[MILLIE goes to GILES, and with both hands slowly pushes back
his big hat and gazes at him.
MILLIE. O Giles, my true love. You are come just in
time. Another hour and I should have been wed.
GILES. And so you knew me, Mill?
MILLIE. O Giles, no change of any sort could hide you from the
eyes of my love.
GILES. Your love, Millie. And is that still mine?
MILLIE. It always has been yours, Giles. O I will go with
you so gladly in poor clothing and in hunger all over the face of the
earth.
[She goes to him and clasps his arm; and, standing
by his side, faces all those in the room.
ELIZABETH. [Angrily.] Please to come to your
right senses, Millie.
DANIEL. Come, Andrew, set your foot down as I’ve set mine.
ANDREW. Nay, master. There’s naught left for me to
say. The heart does shew us better nor all words which way we
have to travel.
MAY. And are you going to marry a beggar man instead of Andrew,
who looks so brave and fine in his wedding clothes, Millie?
MILLIE. I am going to marry him I have always loved, May - and
- O Andrew, I never bore you malice, though I did say cruel and hard
words to you sometimes. - But you’ll not remember me always -
you will find gladness too, some day.
ANDREW. I count as I shall, Millie.
DANIEL. Come, come, I’ll have none of this - my daughter
wed to a beggar off the highway! Mother, ’tis time you had
a word here.
ELIZABETH. No, Father, I’ll leave you to manage this affair.
’Tis you who have spoiled Mill and brought her up so wayward and
unruly, and ’tis to you I look for to get us out of this unpleasant
position.
MAY. Dear Millie - don’t wed my brother Giles. Why,
look at his ragged smock and his bare feet.
MILLIE. I shall be proud to go bare too, so long as I am by his
side, May.
[GILES goes to the door and blows his whistle three times and loudly.
MAY. What’s that for, Giles?
GILES. You shall soon see, little May.
DANIEL. I’ll be hanged if I’ll stand any more of this
caddling nonsense. Here, Mill - the trap’s come to the door.
Into it with you, I say.
GILES. I beg you to wait a moment, master.
DANIEL. Wait! - ’Tis a sight too long as we have waited
this day. If all had been as I’d planned, we should have
been to church by now. But womenfolk, there be no depending on
they. No, and that there bain’t.
[GEORGE, JOHN and the OLD MAN come up. GEORGE and
JOHN carry their packets and the OLD MAN has GILES’
coat and hat over his arm.
ELIZABETH. And who are these persons, Giles?
[GEORGE and JOHN set down their burdens on the floor and begin
to mop their faces. The OLD MAN stretches out his
fine coat and hat and buckled shoes to GILES.
OLD MAN. Here they be, my lord, and I warrant as you’ll
feel more homely like in they, nor what you’ve got upon you now.
[GILES takes the things from him.
GILES. Thank you, old master. [He turns to MILLIE.]
Let me go into the other room, Millie. I will not keep you waiting
longer than a few moments.
[He goes out.
ELIZABETH. [To GEORGE.] And who may you be, I
should like to know? You appear to be making very free with my
parlour.
GEORGE. We be the servants what wait upon Master Giles, old Missis.
ELIZABETH. Old Missis, indeed. Father, you shall speak to
these persons.
DANIEL. Well, my men. I scarce do know whether I be a-standing
on my head or upon my heels, and that’s the truth ’tis.
GEORGE. Ah, and that I can well understand, master, for I’m
a married man myself, and my woman has a tongue to her head very similar
to that of th’ old missis yonder - so I know what ’tis.
ELIZABETH. Put them both out of the door, Father, do you hear
me? ’Tis to the cider as they’ve been getting.
That’s clear.
MILLIE. My good friends, what is it that you carry in those bundles
there?
GEORGE. ’Tis gold in mine.
JOHN. And silver here.
ELIZABETH. Depend upon it ’tis two wicked thieves we have
got among us, flying from justice.
MILLIE. No, no - did not you hear them say, their master is Giles.
GEORGE. And a better master never trod the earth.
JOHN. And a finer or a richer gentleman I never want to see.
ELIZABETH. Do you hear that, Father? O you shocking liars
- ’tis stolen goods that you’ve been and brought to our
innocent house this day. But, Father, do you up and fetch in the
constable, do you hear?
MAY. O I’ll run. I shall love to see them going off
to gaol.
MILLIE. Be quiet, May. Can’t you all see how ’tis.
Giles has done the cruel hard task set him by Father - and is back again
with the bushel of silver and that of gold to claim my hand. [GILES
enters.] But Giles - I’d have given it to you had
you come to me poor and forlorn and ragged, for my love has never wandered
from you in all this long time.
ANDREW. No, Giles - and that it has not. Millie has never
given me one kind word nor one gentle look all the years that I’ve
been courting of her, and that’s the truth. And you can
call witness to it if you care.
GILES. Uncle, Aunt, I’ve done the task you set me years
ago - and now I claim my reward. I went from this house a poor
wretch, with nothing but the hopeless love in my heart to feed and sustain
me. I have returned with all that the world can give me of riches
and prosperity. Will you now let me be the husband of your daughter?
MILLIE. O say ye, Uncle, for look how fine and grand he is in
his coat - and the bags are stuffed full to the brim and ’tis
with gold and silver.
ELIZABETH. Well - ’tis a respectabler end than I thought
as you’d come to, Giles. And different nor what you deserved.
DANIEL. Come, come, Mother. - The fewer words to this, the better.
Giles, my boy - get you into the trap and take her along to the church
and drive smart.
ANDREW. Annet - will you come there with me too?
ANNET. O Andrew - what are you saying?
DANIEL. Come, come. Where’s the wind blowing from
now? Here, Mother, do you listen to this.
ELIZABETH. I shall be deaf before I’ve done, but it appears
to me that Annet’s not lost any time in making the most of her
chances.
DANIEL. Ah, and she be none the worse for that. ’Tis
what we all likes to do. Where’d I be in the market if I
did let my chances blow by me? Hear that, Andrew?
ANDREW. I’m a rare lucky man this day, farmer.
DANIEL. Ah, and ’tis a rare good little wench, Annet - though
she bain’t so showy as our’n. A rare good little maid.
And now ’tis time we was all off to church, seeing as this is
to be a case of double harness like.
MAY. O Annet, you can’t be wed in that plain gown.
ANNET. May, I’m so happy that I feel as though I were clothed
all over with jewels.
ANDREW. Give me your hand, Annet.
MAY. [Mockingly.] Millie - don’t you want to
give a drink of water to yon poor old man?
MILLIE. That I will, May? Here - fetch me something that’s
better than water for him.
ELIZABETH. I’ll have no cider drinking out of meal times
here.
MILLIE. Then ’twill I have to be when we come back from
church.
OLD MAN. Bless you, my pretty lady, but I be used to waiting.
I’ll just sit me down outside in the sun till you be man and wife.
ELIZABETH. And that’ll not be till this day next year if
this sort of thing goes on any longer.
DANIEL. That’s right, Mother. You take and lead the
way. ’Tis the womenfolk as do keep we back from everything.
But I knows how to settle with they - [roaring] - come Mill,
come Giles, Andrew, Annet, May. Come Mother, out of th’
house with all of you and to church, I say.
[He gets behind them all and drives them before him and out of the
room. When they have gone, the OLD MAN sinks
on a bench in the door-way.
OLD MAN. I’m done with all the foolishness of life and
I can sit me down and sleep till it be time to eat.
[Curtain.]
BUSHES AND BRIARS
CHARACTERS
THOMAS SPRING, a farmer, aged 35.
EMILY, his wife, the same age.
CLARA, his sister, aged 21.
JESSIE AND ROBIN, the children of Thomas and Emily, aged 10
and 8.
JOAN, maid to Clara.
MILES HOOPER, a rich draper.
LUKE JENNER, a farmer.
LORD LOVEL.
GEORGE, aged 28.
ACT I. - Scene 1.
A wood. It is a morning in June.
GEORGE, carrying an empty basket, comes slowly through
the wood. On reaching a fallen tree he sits down on it,
placing his basket on the ground. With his stick he absently
moves the grass and leaves that lie before him, and is so deeply
lost in his own thoughts that he does not hear the approach of MILES
and LUKE until they are by his side.
MILES. Here’s the very man to tell us all we want to
know.
LUKE. Why, if ’tisn’t George from Ox Lease.
[GEORGE half rises.
MILES. No, sit you down again, my lad, and we’ll rest
awhile by the side of you.
LUKE. That’s it, Miles. Nothing couldn’t have
fallen out better for us, I’m thinking.
MILES. You’re about right, Luke. Now, George, my man,
we should very much appreciate a few words with you.
GEORGE. [Taking up his basket.] Morning baint the
time for words, masters. I count as words will keep till the set
of sun. ’Tis otherwise with work.
MILES. Work, why, George, ’tis clear you are come out but
to gather flowers this morning.
LUKE. ’Tis the very first time as ever I caught George an
idling away of his time like this.
GEORGE. ’Tis over to Brook as I be going, masters, to fetch
back a couple of young chicken. Ourn be mostly old fowls, or pullets
what do lay.
LUKE. I never heard tell of young chicken being ate up at Ox Lease
afore July was in.
GEORGE. Nor me neither, master. Never heared nor seed such
a thing. But mistress, her says, you can’t sit a maid from
town at table unless there be poultry afore of she. They be rare
nesh in their feeding, maids from town, so mistress do say.
MILES. That just brings us to our little matter, George.
When is it that you expect the young lady?
GEORGE. The boxes of they be stacked mountains high in the bedroom
since yesterday. And I count as the maids will presently come
on their own feet from where the morning coach do set them down.
LUKE. Nay, but there’s only one maid what’s expected.
GEORGE. Miss Clara, what’s master’s sister; and the
serving wench of she.
MILES. Well, George, ’twas a great day for your master when
old Madam Lovel took little Miss Clara to be bred up as one of the quality.
GEORGE. A water plant do grow best by the stream, and a blossom,
from the meadows, midst the grass. Let each sort bide in the place
where ’twas seeded.
MILES. No, no, George, you don’t know what you’re
talking about. A little country wench may bloom into something
very modish and elegant, once taken from her humble home and set amongst
carpets of velvet and curtains of satin. You’ll see.
GEORGE. ’Twould be a poor thing for any one to be so worked
upon by curtains, nor yet carpets, master.
MILES. Take my word for it, George, Ox Lease will have to smarten
up a bit for this young lady. I know the circles she has been
moving in, and ’tis to the best of everything that she has been
used.
GEORGE. [Rising.] That’s what mistress do say.
And that’s why I be sent along down to Brook with haymaking going
on and all. Spring chicken with sparrow grass be the right feeding
for such as they. So mistress do count.
MILES. Stop a moment, George. You have perhaps heard the
letters from Miss Clara discussed in the family from time to time.
GEORGE. Miss Clara did never send but two letters home in all
the while she was gone. The first of them did tell as how th’
old lady was dead and had left all of her fortune to Miss Clara.
And the second was to say as how her was coming back to the farm this
morning.
LUKE. And hark you here, George, was naught mentioned about Miss
Clara’s fine suitors in neither of them letters?
GEORGE. That I cannot say, Master Jenner.
MILES. Nothing of their swarming thick around her up in London,
George?
GEORGE. They may be swarming by the thousand for aught as I do
know. They smells gold as honey bees do smell the blossom.
Us’ll have a good few of them a-buzzing round the farm afore we’re
many hours older, so I counts.
MILES. Well, George, that’ll liven up the place a bit, I
don’t doubt.
LUKE. ’Tis a bit of quiet and no livening as Ox Lease do
want. Isn’t that so, George, my lad?
GEORGE. [Preparing to set off.] I’ll say good
morning to you, masters. I count I’ve been and wasted a
smartish time already on the road. We be a bit hard pressed up
at the farm this day.
MILES. But George, my man, we have a good many questions to ask
of you before you set off.
GEORGE. Them questions will have to bide till another time, I
reckon. I’m got late already, master.
[He hurries off.
MILES. Arriving by the morning coach! I shall certainly
make my call to the farm before sunset. What do you say, Jenner?
LUKE. You’re a rich man, Miles, and I am poor. But
we have always been friends.
MILES. And our fathers before us, Luke.
LUKE. And the courting of the same maid shall not come between
us.
MILES. [Slowly.] That’ll be all right, Luke.
LUKE. What I do say is, let’s start fair. Neck to
neck, like.
MILES. As you please, my good Luke.
LUKE. Then, do you tell me honest, shall I do in the clothes I’m
a-wearing of now, Miles?
MILES. [Regarding him critically.] That neckerchief
is not quite the thing, Luke.
LUKE. ’Tis my Sunday best.
MILES. Step over to the High Street with me, my lad. I’ve
got something in the shop that will be the very thing. You shall
have it half price for ’tis only a bit damaged in one of the corners.
LUKE. I’m sure I’m very much obliged to you, Miles.
MILES. That’s all right, Luke.
LUKE. George would look better to my thinking if there was a new
coat to the back of him.
MILES. Ah, poor beggar, he would, and no mistake.
LUKE. I warrant as Emily do keep it afore him as how he was took
in from off the road by th’ old farmer in his day.
MILES. I flatter myself that I have a certain way with the ladies.
They come to me confidential like and I tell them what’s what,
and how that, this or t’other is worn about town. But with
Missis Spring ’tis different. That’s a woman I could
never get the right side of no how.
LUKE. Ah, poor Thomas! There’s a man who goes down
trod and hen scratched if you like.
MILES. ’Tis altogether a very poor place up at Ox Lease,
for young Miss.
LUKE. [Pulling out his watch.] Time’s slipping
on. What if we were to stroll on to the shop and see about my
neckerchief, Miles?
MILES. I’m sure I’m quite agreeable, Luke. ’Twill
help to pass away the morning.
[He puts his arm in LUKE’S and they go briskly off in
the direction of the village.
ACT I. - Scene 2.
CLARA, followed by JOAN, comes through the wood.
CLARA is dressed in a long, rich cloak and wears a bonnet
that is brightly trimmed with feathers and ribbons. JOAN wears
a cotton bonnet and small shawl. She carries her mistress’s
silken bag over her arm.
CLARA. [Pointing to the fallen tree.] There is
the very resting place for us. We will sit down under the trees
for a while. [She seats herself.
JOAN. [Dusting the tree with her handkerchief before she
sits on it.] Have we much further to go, mistress?
CLARA. Only a mile or two, so far as I can remember.
JOAN. ’Tis rough work for the feet, down in these parts,
mistress.
CLARA. If London roads were paved with diamonds I’d sooner
have my feet treading this rugged way that leads to home.
JOAN. What sort of a place shall we find it when we gets there,
mistress.
CLARA. I was but seven when I left them all, Joan. And that
is fourteen years ago to-day.
JOAN. So many years may bring about some powerful big changes,
mistress.
CLARA. But I dream that I shall find all just as it was when I
went away. Only that Gran’ma won’t be there.
[There is a short silence during which CLARA seems lost in
thought. JOAN flicks the dust off her shoes with a branch
of leaves.
JOAN. ’Tis the coaches I do miss down in these parts.
CLARA. I would not have driven one step of the way this morning,
Joan. In my fancy I have been walking up from the village and
through the wood and over the meadows since many a day. I have
not forgotten one turn of the path.
JOAN. The road has not changed then, mistress?
CLARA. No. But it does not seem quite so broad or so fine
as I remembered it to be. That is all.
JOAN. And very likely the house won’t seem so fine neither,
mistress, after the grand rooms which you have been used to.
JOAN. What company shall we see there, mistress?
CLARA. Well, there’s Thomas, he is my brother, and Emily
his wife. Then the two children.
CLARA. [After a short silence, and as though to herself.]
And there was George.
JOAN. Yes, mistress
CLARA. Georgie seemed so big and tall to me in those days.
I wonder how old he really was, when I was seven.
JOAN. Would that be a younger brother of yours, like, mistress
CLARA. No, George minded the horses and looked after the cows
and poultry. Sometimes he would drive me into market with him
on a Saturday. And in the evenings I would follow him down to
the pool to see the cattle watered.
JOAN. I’m mortal afeared of cows, mistress. I could
never abide the sight nor the sound of those animals.
CLARA. You’ll soon get over that, Joan.
JOAN. And I don’t care for poultry neither, very much.
I goes full of fear when I hears one of they old turkey cocks stamping
about.
CLARA. [Pulling up the sleeve of her left arm.] There,
do you see this little scar? I was helping George to feed the
ducks and geese when the fierce gander ran after me and knocked me down
and took a piece right out of my arm.
JOAN. [Looking intently on the scar.] I have often
seen that there mark, mistress. And do you think as that old gander
will be living along of the poultry still?
CLARA. I wish he might be, Joan.
JOAN. What with the cows and the horses and the ganders, we shall
go with our lives in our hands, as you might say.
CLARA. [As though to herself.] When the days got
colder, we would sit under the straw rick, George and I. And he
would sing to me. Some of his songs, I could say off by heart
this day.
JOAN. [Looking nervously upward.] O do look at that
nasty little thing dropping down upon us from a piece of thread silk.
Who ever put such a thing up in the tree I’d like to know.
CLARA. [Brushing it gently aside.] That won’t
hurt you - a tiny caterpillar.
JOAN. [After a moment.] What more could the farm
hand do, mistress?
CLARA. He would clasp on his bells and dance in the Morris on
certain days, Joan.
JOAN. ’Tis to be hoped as there’ll be some dancing
or something to liven us all up a bit down here.
CLARA. Why, Joan, I believe you’re tired already of the
country.
JOAN. ’Tis so powerful quiet and heavy like, mistress.
CLARA. ’Tis full of sounds. Listen to the doves in
the trees and the lambs calling from the meadow.
JOAN. I’d sooner have the wheels of the coaches and the
cries upon the street, and the door bell a ringing every moment and
fine gentlemen and ladies being shewn up into the parlour.
CLARA. [Stretching out her arms.] O how glad I am
to be free of all that. And most of all, how glad to be ridded
of one person.
JOAN. His lordship will perhaps follow us down here, mistress.
CLARA. No, I have forbidden it. I must have a month of quiet,
and he is to wait that time for his answer.
JOAN. O mistress, you’ll never disappoint so fine a gentleman.
CLARA. You forget that Lord Lovel and I have played together as
children. It is as a brother that I look upon him.
JOAN. His lordship don’t look upon you as a sister, mistress.
CLARA. [Rising.] That is a pity, Joan. But
see, it is getting late and we must be moving onwards.
[JOAN rises and smoothes and shakes out her skirt.
CLARA. Here, loosen my cloak, Joan, and untie the ribbons
of my bonnet.
JOAN. O mistress, keep the pretty clothes upon you till you have
got to the house.
CLARA. No, no - such town garments are not suited to the woods
and meadows. I want to feel the country breeze upon my head, and
my limbs must be free from the weight of the cloak. I had these
things upon me during the coach journey. They are filled with
road dust and I dislike them now.
JOAN. [Unfastening the cloak and untying the bonnet.]
They are fresh and bright for I brushed and shook them myself this morning.
CLARA. [Retying a blue ribbon which she wears in her hair.]
I have taken a dislike to them. See here, Joan, since you admire
them, they shall be yours.
JOAN. Mine? The French bonnet and the satin cloak?
CLARA. To comfort you for the pains of the country, Joan.
JOAN. O mistress, let us stop a moment longer in this quiet place
so that I may slip them on and see how they become me.
CLARA. As you will. Listen, that is the cuckoo singing.
JOAN. [Throwing off her cotton bonnet and shawl and dressing
herself hastily in the bonnet and cloak.] O what must it feel
like to be a grand lady and wear such things from dawn to bed time.
CLARA. I am very glad to be without them for a while. How
good the air feels on my head.
JOAN. There, mistress, how do I look?
CLARA. Very nicely, Joan. So nicely that if you like, you
may keep them upon you for the remainder of the way.
JOAN. O mistress, may I really do so?
CLARA. Yes. And Joan, do you go onwards to the farm by the
quickest path which is through this wood and across the high road.
Anyone will shew you where the place is. I have a mind to wander
about in some of the meadows which I remember. But I will join
you all in good time.
JOAN. Very well, mistress. If I set off in a few moments
it will do, I suppose? I should just like to take a peep at myself
as I am now, in the little glass which you carry in your silk bag.
CLARA. [Going off.] Don’t spend too much time
looking at what will be shewn you, Joan.
JOAN. Never fear, mistress. I’ll be there afore you,
if I have to run all the way. [CLARA wanders off.
[JOAN sits down again on the trunk of the fallen tree.
She opens the silken bag, draws out a small hand glass and
looks long and steadily at her own reflection. Then she
glances furtively around and, seeing that she is quite alone,
she takes a small powder box from the bag and hastily opening it,
she gives her face several hurried touches with the powder puff.
JOAN. [Surveying the effect in the glass.] Just
to take off the brown of my freckles. Now if any one was to come
upon me sitting here they wouldn’t know as I was other than a
real, high lady. All covered with this nice cloak as I be, the
French bonnet on my head, and powder to my face, who’s to tell
the difference? But O - these must be hid first.
[She perceives her cotton bonnet and little shawl on the ground.
She hastily rolls them up in a small bundle and stuffs them into
the silken bag. Then she takes up the glass and surveys
herself again.
JOAN. How should I act now if some grand gentleman was to
come up and commence talking to me? Perhaps he might even take
me for a lady of title in these fine clothes, and ’twould be a
pity to have to undeceive him.
[She arranges her hair a little under the bonnet and then lowers
the lace veil over her face.
[MILES and LUKE come slowly up behind her. MILES
nudges LUKE with his elbow, signing to him to remain
where he is whilst he steps forward in front of JOAN.
MILES. Pardon me, madam, but you appear to have mistook the way.
Allow me to set you on the right path for Ox Lease.
JOAN. [Letting the mirror fall on her lap and speaking very
low.] How do you know I am going to Ox Lease, sir?
MILES. You see, madam, I happen to know that a stylish young miss
from town is expected there to-day.
LUKE. [Coming forward and speaking in a loud whisper.]
Now Miles. I count as you made one of the biggest blunders of
the time. Our young lady be journeying along of her servant wench.
This one baint she.
MILES. If we have made a small error, madam, allow me to beg your
pardon.
JOAN. Don’t mention it, sir. Everyone is mistaken
sometimes.
LUKE. Well, I’m powerful sorry if we have given any offence,
mam.
JOAN. [Looking up at LUKE with sudden boldness and speaking
in a slow, affected voice.] There’s nothing to
make so much trouble about, sir.
MILES. Can we be of any assistance to you, madam? The wood
may appear rather dense at this point.
JOAN. That it does. Dense and dark - and the pathway!
My goodness, but my feet have never travelled over such rough ground
before.
Muss. That I am sure of, madam. I have no doubt that the
delicate texture of your shoes has been sadly treated by our stones
and ruts.
JOAN. [Insensibly pulling her skirts over her thick walking
shoes.] Well, it’s vastly different to London streets,
where I generally take exercise - at least when I’m not a-riding
in the coach.
MILES. The country is but a sad place at the best, Miss Clara
Spring.
JOAN. [Looking round furtively and speaking in a whisper.]
O, how did you guess my - my name?
LUKE. Come, ’twasn’t a hard matter, that.
MILES. Missey can command my services.
JOAN. [Rallying, and standing up.] Then gentlemen,
do you walk a bit of the road with me and we could enjoy some conversation
as we go along.
LUKE. [Offering his arm.] You take my arm, Miss Clara
- do - .
MILES. [Also offering his arm.] I shall also give
myself the pleasure of supporting Miss.
JOAN. [Taking an arm of each.] O thank you, kindly
gentlemen. Now we shall journey very comfortably, I am sure.
[They all set out walking in the direction of the farm.
ACT II. - Scene 1.
The kitchen of Ox Lease Farm. There are three doors.
One opens to the staircase, one to the garden and a third
into the back kitchen. At a table in the middle of the
room EMILY stands ironing some net window curtains.
JESSIE and ROBIN lean against the table watching her.
By the open doorway, looking out on the garden, stands
THOMAS, a mug of cider in one hand and a large slice of bread
in the other. As he talks, he takes alternate drinks
and bites.
EMILY. [Speaking in a shrill, angry voice.]
Now Thomas, suppose you was to take that there bread a step further
away and eat it in the garden, if eat it you must, instead of crumbling
it all over my clean floor.
THOMAS. Don’t you be so testy, Emily. The dogs’ll
lick the crumbs up as clean as you like presently.
EMILY. Dogs? I’d like to see the dog as’ll shew
its nose in here to-day when I’ve got it all cleaned up against
the coming of fine young madam.
THOMAS. [Finishing his bread and looking wistfully at his empty
hand.] The little maid’ll take a brush and sweep up
her daddy’s crumbs, now, won’t her?
EMILY. I’ll give it to any one who goes meddling in my brush
cupboard now that I’ve just put all in order against the prying
and nozzling of the good-for-nothing baggage what’s coming along
with your sister.
ROBIN. What’s baggage, Mother?
EMILY. [Sharply.] Never you mind. Get and take
your elbow off my ironing sheet.
JESSIE. [Looking at her father.] I count as you’d
like a piece more bread, Dad?
THOMAS. Well, I don’t say but ’twouldn’t come
amiss. ’Tis hungry work in th’ hayfield. And
us be to go without our dinners this day, isn’t that so, Emily?
EMILY. [Slamming down her iron on the stand.] If
I’ve told you once, I’ve told you twenty times, ’twas
but the one pair of hands as I was gived at birth. Now, what have
you got to say against that, Thomas?
THOMAS. [Sheepishly.] I’m sure I don’t
know.
EMILY. And if so be as I’m to clean and wash and cook, and
run, and wait, and scour, and mend, for them lazy London minxes, other
folk must go without hot cooking at mid-day.
THOMAS. [Faintly.] ’Twasn’t nothing cooked,
like. ’Twas a bit of bread as I did ask for.
JESSIE. [Getting up.] I’ll get it for you,
Dad. I know where the loaf bides and the knife too. I’ll
cut you, O such a large piece.
EMILY. [Seizing her roughly by the hand.] You’ll
do nothing of the sort. You’ll take this here cold iron
into Maggie and you’ll bring back one that is hot. How am
I to get these curtains finished and hung and all, by the time the dressed
up parrots come sailing in, I’d like to know.
[JESSIE runs away with the iron.
THOMAS. [Setting down his mug and coming to the table.]
I’d leave the windows bare if it was me, Emily. The creeping
rose do form the suitablest shade for they, to my thinking.
EMILY. That shews how much you know about it, Thomas. No,
take your hands from off my table. Do you think as I wants dirty
thumbs shewing all over the clean net what I’ve washed and dried
and ironed, and been a-messing about with since ’twas light?
THOMAS. Now that’s what I be trying for to say. There’s
no need for you to go and work yourself into the fidgets, Emily, because
of little Clara coming back. Home’s home. And ’twon’t
be neither the curtains nor the hot dinner as Clara will be thinking
of when her steps into th’ old place once more.
JESSIE. [Running back with the hot iron which she sets down
on the table.] What will Aunt Clara be thinking of then, Dad?
THOMAS. [Shy and abashed under a withering glance from EMILY
who has taken up the iron and is slamming it down on the net.]
Her’ll remember, very like, how ’twas when her left - some
fourteen year ago. And her’ll have her eyes on Gran’ma’s
chair, what’s empty.
ROBIN. I should be thinking of the hot fowl and sparrow grass
what’s for dinner.
THOMAS. And her’ll look up to th’ old clock, and different
things what’s still in their places. The grand parts where
she have been bred up will be forgot. ’Twill be only home
as her’ll think on.
EMILY. I haven’t patience to listen to such stuff.
THOMAS. [After a pause.] I count that ’tisn’t
likely as a young woman what’s been left riches as Clara have,
would choose to make her home along of such as we for always, like.
EMILY. We have perches and plenty of them for barn door poultry,
but when it comes to roosting spangled plumes and fancy fowls, no thank
you, Thomas, I’m not going to do it.
ROBIN. Do let us get and roost some fancy fowls, Mother.
JESSIE. What are spangled plumes, Mother?
EMILY. [Viciously.] You’ll see plenty of them
presently.
ROBIN. Will Aunt Clara bring the fowls along of she?
[A slight pause during which EMILY irons vigorously.
EMILY. [As she irons.] Some folk have all the
honey. It do trickle from the mouths of them and down to the ground.
ROBIN. Has Aunt Clara got her mouth very sticky, then?
EMILY. And there be others what are born to naught but crusts
and the vinegar.
JESSIE. Like you, Mother - Least, that’s what Maggie said
this morning.
EMILY. What’s that?
JESSIE. That ’twas in the vinegar jar as your tongue had
growed, Mother.
EMILY. I’ll learn that wench to keep her thoughts to herself
if she can’t fetch them out respectful like. [Shouting.]
Mag, come you here this minute - what are you after now, I’d like
to know, you ugly, idle piece of mischief?
[MAGGIE, wiping a plate comes from the back kitchen.
MAGGIE. Was you calling, mistress?
EMILY. What’s this you’ve got saying to Miss Jessie,
I should like to know.
JESSIE. [Running to MAGGIE and laying her hand on her
arm.] Dear Maggie, ’tis only what you did tell about
poor mother’s tongue being in the vinegar jar.
MAGGIE. O Miss Jessie.
EMILY. Hark you here, my girl - if ’twasn’t hay time
you should bundle up your rags and off with you this minute. But
as ’tis awkward being short of a pair of hands just now, you’ll
bide a week or two and then you’ll get outside of my door with
no more character to you nor what I took you with.
THOMAS. Come, come Emily. The girl’s a good one for
to work, and that she is.
EMILY. Be quiet, Thomas. This is my business, and you’ll
please to keep your words till they’re wanted.
MAGGIE. O mistress, I didn’t mean no harm, I didn’t.
EMILY. I don’t want no words nor no tears neither.
MAGGIE. [Beginning to cry loudly.] I be the only
girl as have stopped with you more nor a month, I be. T’others
wouldn’t bide a day, some of them.
EMILY. Be quiet. Back to your work with you. And when
the hay is all carried, off with you, ungrateful minx, to where you
came from.
JESSIE. O let us keep her always, Mother, she’s kind.
ROBIN. Don’t you cry, Mag. I’ll marry you when
I’m a big man like Daddy.
THOMAS. Harken to them, Emily! She’s been a good maid
to the children. I’d not part with any one so hasty, if
’twas me.
EMILY. [Very angrily.] When I want your opinion,
Thomas, I’ll ask for it. Suppose you was to go out and see
after something which you do understand.
THOMAS. O I’ll go down to the field fast enough, I can tell
you. ’Twas only being hungered as drove me into the hornets’
nest, as you might say.
EMILY. [Ironing fiercely.] What’s that?
THOMAS. Nothing. I did only say as I was a-going back to
the field when George do come home.
EMILY. There again. Did you ever know the man to be so slow
before. I warrant as he have gone drinking or mischiefing down
at the Spotted Cow instead of coming straight home with they chicken.
THOMAS. Nay, nay. George is not the lad to do a thing like
that. A quieter more well bred up lad nor George never trod in
shoes.
EMILY [Glancing at MAGGIE.] What are you tossing your head
like that for, Maggie? Please to recollect as you’re a lazy,
good-for-nothing little slut of a maid servant, and not a circus pony
all decked out for the show.
JESSIE. Maggie’s fond of Georgie. And Georgie’s
kind to Mag.
MAGGIE. [Fearfully.] O don’t, Miss Jessie,
for goodness sake.
EMILY. [Viciously.] I’ll soon put an end to
anything in that quarter.
THOMAS. Now, Emily - take it quiet. Why, we shall have Clara
upon us before us knows where we are.
EMILY. [Folding the curtains.] I’ll settle
her too, if she comes before I’m ready for her.
ROBIN. [Pointing through the open.] There’s
George, coming with the basket.
[GEORGE comes into the room. He carefully rubs his feet
on the mat as he enters. Then he advances to the table.
MAGGIE dries her eyes with the back of her hand. JESSIE
is standing with her arm in MAGGIE’S.
EMILY. Well, and where have you been all this while, I’d
like to know?
GEORGE. To Brook Farm, mam, and home.
EMILY. You’ve been up to some mischief on the way, I warrant.
THOMAS. Come, Emily.
[GEORGE looks calmly into EMILY’S face. Then
his gaze travels leisurely round the room.
GEORGE. I was kept waiting while they did pluck and dress
the chicken.
EMILY. [Lifting the cloth covering the basket, and looking
within it.] I’d best have gone myself. Of all
the thick-headed men I ever did see, you’re the thickest.
Upon my word you are.
GEORGE. What’s wrong now, mistress?
EMILY. ’Taint chicken at all what you’ve been and
fetched me.
GEORGE. I’ll be blowed if I do know what ’tis then.
EMILY. If I’d been given a four arms and legs at birth same
as th’ horses, I’d have left a pair of them at home and
gone and done the job myself, I would. And then you should see
what I’d have brought back.
GEORGE. You can’t better what I’ve got here.
From the weight it might be two fat capons. So it might.
EMILY. [Seizing the basket roughly.] Here, Mag, off
into the pantry with them. A couple of skinny frogs from out the
road ditch would have done as well. And you, Jess, upstairs with
these clean curtains and lay them careful on the bed. I’ll
put them to the windows later.
THOMAS. George, my boy, did you meet with any one on the way,
like?
EMILY. You’d best ask no questions if you don’t want
to be served with lies, Thomas.
GEORGE. [Throwing a glance of disdain at EMILY.]
Miles Hooper and Farmer Jenner was taking the air ’long of one
another in the wood, master.
THOMAS. Miles Hooper and Luke a-taking of the air, and of a weekday
morning!
GEORGE. That they was, master. And they did stop I -
EMILY. Ah, now you’ve got it, Thomas. Now we shall
know why George was upon the road the best part of the day and me kept
waiting for the chicken.
GEORGE. [Steadily.] Sunday clothes to the back of
both of them. And, when was Miss Clara expected up at home.
THOMAS. Ah, ’tis a fair commotion all over these parts already,
I warrant. There wasn’t nothing else spoke of in market
last time, but how as sister Clara with all her money was to come home.
JESSIE. [Coming back.] I’ve laid the curtains
on the bed, shall I gather some flowers and set them on the table, mother?
EMILY. I’d like to see you! Flowers in the bedroom?
I never heard tell of such senseless goings on. What next, I’d
like to know?
GEORGE. Miss Clara always did fill a mug of clover blooms and
set it aside of her bed when her was a little thing - so high.
JESSIE. Do you remember our fine aunt, then, Georgie?
GEORGE. I remembers Miss Clara right enough.
EMILY. Don’t you flatter yourself, George, as such a coxsy
piece of town goods will trouble herself to remember you.
THOMAS. The little maid had a good enough heart to her afore she
was took away from us.
JESSIE. Do you think our aunt Clara has growed into a coxsy town
lady, George?
GEORGE. No, I do not, Miss Jessie.
EMILY. [Beginning to stir about noisily as she sets the kitchen
in order.] Get off with you to the field, Thomas, can’t
you. I’ve had enough to do as ’tis without a great
hulking man standing about and taking up all the room.
THOMAS. Come, George, us’ll clear out down to th’
hay field, and snatch a bite as we do go.
GEORGE. That’s it, master.
EMILY. [Calling angrily after them.] There’s
no dinner for no one to-day, I tell you.
[THOMAS and GEORGE go out of the back kitchen door.
EMILY begins putting the irons away, folding up the ironing
sheet and setting the chairs back against the wall.
[JESSIE and ROBIN, from their places at the table,
watch her intently.
EMILY. [As she moves about.] ’Twouldn’t
be half the upset if the wench was coming by herself, but to have a
hussy of a serving maid sticking about in the rooms along of us, is
more nor I can stand.
[She begins violently to sweep up the hearth.
[Steps are heard outside.
JESSIE. Hark, what’s that, mother?
EMILY. I’ll give it to any one who wants to come in here.
JESSIE. [Running to the open door.] They’re
coming up the path. ’Tis our fine auntie and two grand gentlemen
either side of she.
ROBIN. [Running also to the door.] O I want to look
on her too.
EMILY. [Putting the broom in a corner.] ’Tis
no end to the vexation. But she’ll have to wait on herself.
I’ve no time to play the dancing bear. And that I’ve
not.
[JOAN, between MILES HOOPER and LUKE JENNER, comes
up to the open door.
MILES. [To Jessie.] See here, my little maid,
what’ll you give Mister Hooper for bringing this pretty lady safe
up to the farm?
JESSIE. I know who ’tis you’ve brought. ’Tis
my Aunt Clara.
LUKE. You’re a smart little wench, if ever there was one.
ROBIN. I know who ’tis, too, ’cause of the spangled
plumes in the bonnet of she. Mother said as there’d be some.
EMILY. [Coming forward.] Well, Clara, if ’twas
by the morning coach as you did come, you’re late. If ’twas
by th’ evening one, you’re too soon by a good few hours.
MILES. Having come by the morning coach, Miss Clara had the pleasant
fancy to stroll here through the woodlands, Missis Spring.
LUKE. Ah, and ’twas lost on the way as we did find her,
like a strayed sheep.
MILES. And ours has been the privilege to bring the fair wanderer
safely home.
EMILY. [Scornfully looking JOAN over from head to foot.]
Where’s that serving wench of yours got to, Clara?
MILES. Our young missy had a wish for solitude. She sent
her maid on by another road.
EMILY. The good-for-nothing hussy. I warrant as she have
found something of mischief for her idle hands to do.
MILES. If I may venture to say so, our Miss Clara is somewhat
fatigued by her long stroll. London young ladies are very delicately
framed, Missis Spring.
EMILY. [Pointing ungraciously.] There’s chairs
right in front of you.
[MILES and LUKE lead JOAN forward, placing her
in an armchair with every attention. JOAN sinks into it,
and, taking a little fan from the silken bag on her arm,
begins to fan herself violently.
EMILY. [Watching her with fierce contempt.] Maybe
as you’d like my kitchen wench to come and do that for you, Clara,
seeing as your fine maid is gadding about the high roads instead of
minding what it concerns her to attend to.
JOAN. [Faintly.] O no, thank you. The day is
rather warm - that’s all.
EMILY. Warm, I should think it was warm in under of that great
white curtain.
JESSIE. Aunt Clara, I’m Jessie.
JOAN. Are you, my dear?
ROBIN. And I’m Robin.
MILES. Now, I wager, if you are both good little children, this
pretty lady will give you each a kiss.
JOAN. [Faintly.] To be sure I will.
JESSIE. Then you’ll have to take off that white thing from
your face. ’Tis like what mother do spread over the currant
bushes to keep the birds from the fruit.
[JOAN slowly raises her veil, showing her face.
JESSIE. Shall I give you a kiss, Aunt?
EMILY. I’d be careful if I was you, Jess. Fine ladies
be brittle as fine china.
JESSIE. O I’ll kiss her very lightly, Mother.
[She goes up to JOAN and kisses her. ROBIN then
reaches up his face and JOAN kisses him.
ROBIN. [Rubbing his mouth.] The flour do come
from Aunt same as it does from a new loaf.
MILES. [To JOAN.] You must pardon these ignorant
little country brats, Miss Clara.
JOAN. O there’s nothing amiss, thank you.
EMILY. Amiss, who said as there was? When folks what can
afford to lodge at the inn do come down and fasten theirselves on the
top of poor people, they must take things as they do find them and not
start grumbling at the first set off.
LUKE. There, there, Missis Spring. There wasn’t naught
said about grumbling. But Miss Clara have come a smartish long
distance, and it behoves us all as she should find summat of a welcome
at the end of her journey, like.
MILES. [Aside to JOAN.] How strange this country
tongue must fall on your ears, Miss Clara!
JOAN. I don’t understand about half of what they say.
EMILY. [Overhearing her.] O, you don’t, don’t
you. Well, Clara, I was always one for plain words, and I say
’tis a pity when folks do get above the position to which they
was bred, and for all the fine satins and plumes upon you, the body
what’s covered by them belongs to Clara Spring, what’s sister
to Thomas. And all the world knows what Thomas is - A poor, mean
spirited, humble born man with but two coats to the back of him, and
with not a thought to the mind of him which is not foolishness.
And I judge from by what they be in birth, and not by the bags of gold
what have been left them by any old madams in their dotage. So
now you see how I takes it all and you and me can start fair, like.
JOAN. [To LUKE.] O Mister - Mister Jenner, I feel
so faint.
MILES. [Taking her fan.] Allow me. [He begins
to fan her.] I assure you she means nothing by it. It’s
her way. You see, she knows no better.
LUKE. I’d fetch out summat for her to eat if I was you,
missis. ’Tis famished as the poor young maid must be.
EMILY. She should have come when ’twas meal time then.
I don’t hold with bites nor drinks in between whiles.
JOAN. O I’m dying for a glass of milk - or water would do
as well.
MILES. My dear young lady - anything to oblige. [Turning
to Jessie.] Come, my little maid, see if you can’t make
yourself useful in bringing a tray of refreshment for your auntie.
And you [turning to Robin] trot off and help sister.
EMILY. Not if I know it. Stop where you are, Jess.
Robin, you dare to move. If Clara wants to eat and drink I’m
afeared she must wait till supper time.
ROBIN. There be chicken and sparrow grass for supper, Aunt.
JESSIE. And a great pie of gooseberries.
JOAN. [Faintly.] O I couldn’t touch a mouthful
of food, don’t speak to me about it.
ROBIN. I likes talking of dinner. After I’ve done
eating of it, I likes next best to talk about it.
LUKE. See here, missis. Let’s have a glass of summat
cool for Miss Clara.
EMILY. [Calling angrily.] Maggie, Maggie, where are
you, you great lazy-boned donkey?
MAGGIE. [Comes in from the back kitchen, her apron held
to her eyes.] Did you call me, mistress?
EMILY. Get up a bucket of water from the well. Master’s
sister wants a drink.
MAGGIE. [Between sobs.] Shall I bring it in the bucket,
or would the young lady like it in a jug?
EMILY. [With exasperation.] There’s no end
to the worriting that other folks do make.
JESSIE. Let me go and help poor Maggie, mother.
ROBIN. [To JOAN.] Do you know what Maggie’s
crying for, Aunt Clara?
JOAN. I’m sure I don’t, little boy.
ROBIN. ’Tis because she’s got to go. Mother’s
sent her off. ’Twas what she said of mother’s tongue.
EMILY. [Roughly taking hold of ROBIN and JESSIE.]
Come you along with me, you ill-behaved little varmints. ’Tis
the back kitchen and the serving maid as is the properest place for
such as you. I’ll not have you bide ’mongst the company
no longer. [She goes out with the children and followed by
MAGGIE.]
[Directly they have left the room JOAN, whose manner has been
nervously shrinking, seems to recover herself and she assumes
a languid, artificial air, badly imitating the ways of
a lady of fashion.
JOAN. [Fanning herself with her handkerchief and her fan.]
Well, I never did meet with such goings on before.
MILES. You and I know how people conduct themselves in London,
Miss Clara. We must not expect to find the same polite ways down
here.
LUKE. Come now, ’tisn’t so bad as all that with we.
There baint many what has the tongue of mistress yonder.
JOAN. I’m quite unused to such people.
LUKE. And yet, Miss Clara, ’tisn’t as though they
were exactly strangers to you like.
JOAN. They feel as good as strangers to me, any way.
MILES. Ah, how well I understand that, Miss. ’Tisn’t
very often as we lay a length of fine silken by the side of unbleached
woollen at my counters.
JOAN. I could go through with it better perhaps, if I didn’t
feel so terrible faint and sinking.
LUKE. [Going to the back kitchen door.] Here, Maggie,
stir yourself up a bit. The lady is near fainting, I do count.
JESSIE. [Runs in with a tray on which is a jug of water and
a glass.] I’m bringing the drink for Aunt, Mr. Jenner.
Maggie’s crying ever so badly, and Mother’s sent her upstairs
to wash her face and put her hair tidy.
[JESSIE puts the tray on the table near to where JOAN is sitting.
MILES HOOFER busies himself in pouring out a glass of water and in
handing it with a great deal of exaggerated deference to JOAN.
JOAN. [Drinking.] Such a coarse glass!
MILES. Ah, you must let me send you up one from my place during
your stay here. Who could expect a lady to drink from such a thing
as that?
JOAN. [Laying aside the glass.] There’s a taste
of mould in the water too.
JESSIE. It’s fresh. Mother drawed it up from the well,
she did.
JOAN. [Looking disdainfully round on the room.] Such
a strange room. So very common.
LUKE. Nay, you mustn’t judge of the house by this.
Don’t you recollect the parlour yonder, with the stuffed birds
and the chiney cupboard?
JOAN. [Looking round again.] Such an old-fashioned
place as this I never did see. ’Tis a low sort of room too,
no carpet on the boards nor cloth to the table, nor nothing elegant.
MILES. Ah, we find the mansions in town very different to a country
farm house, don’t we Miss?
JOAN. I should think we did, Mister Hooper. Why, look at
that great old wooden chair by the hearth? Don’t it look
un-stylish, upon my word, with no cushions to it nor nothing.
JESSIE. [Coming quite close to JOAN and looking straight
into her face.] That’s great gran’ma’s chair,
what Dad said you’d be best pleased for to see.
[JOAN looks very confused and begins to fan herself hastily.
JESSIE. And th’ old clock’s another thing what
Dad did say as you’d look upon.
JOAN. O the old clock’s well enough, to be sure.
JESSIE. I did want to gather a nosegay of flowers to set in your
bedroom, Aunt, but Mother, she said, no.
JOAN. [Languidly.] I must say I don’t see any
flowers blooming here that I should particular care about having in
my apartment.
JESSIE. And Father said as how you’d like to smell the blossoms
in the garden. And Georgie told as how you did use to gather the
clover blooms when you was a little girl and set them by you where you
did sleep.
JOAN. [Crossly.] O run away, child, I’m tired
to death with all this chatter. How would you like to be so pestered
after such a travel over the rough country roads as I have had?
LUKE. Now, my little maid, off you go. Take back the tray
to Mother, and be careful as you don’t break the glasses on it.
JESSIE. [Taking up the tray.] I’m off to play
in the hayfield along of Robin, then.
[LUKE opens the back kitchen door for her and she goes out.
Meanwhile MILES has taken up the fan and is fanning JOAN,
who leans back in her chair with closed eyes and exhausted look.
LUKE. [Coming to her side and sitting down.]
’Twill seem more homelike when Thomas do come up from the field.
JOAN. [Raising herself and looking at him.] You mustn’t
trouble about me, Mister Jenner. I shall be quite comfortable
presently.
[The back door opens and MAGGIE comes hurriedly in.
MAGGIE. Please, mistress, there be a young person a-coming
through the rick yard.
JOAN. [Nervously.] A young person?
MAGGIE. Mistress be at the gooseberries a-gathering of them, and
the children be gone off to th’ hay field.
MILES. ’Tis very likely your serving maid, dear Miss.
Shall I fetch the young woman in to you?
JOAN. My maid, did you say? My maid?
LUKE. Ah, depend on it, ’tis she.
MAGGIE. The young person do have all the looks of a serving wench,
mistress. She be tramping over the yard with naught but a white
handkerchief over the head of she and a poking into most of the styes
and a-calling of the geese and poultry.
LUKE. That’s her, right enough. Bring her in, Mag.
JOAN. [Agitatedly.] No, no - I mean - I want to see
her particular - and alone. I’ll go to meet her. You
- gentlemen - [MAGGIE goes slowly into the back kitchen.
MILES. [Placing a chair for JOAN.] Delicate ladies
should not venture out into the heat at this time of day.
JOAN. [With sudden resolution ignoring the chair and going
to the window.] Then, do you two kind gentlemen take a stroll
in the garden. I have need of the services of my - my young woman.
But when she has put me in order after the dusty journey, I shall ask
you to be good enough to come back and while away an hour for me in
this sad place.
MILES. [Fervently.] Anything to oblige a lady, miss.
LUKE. That’s right. Us’ll wait while you do
lay aside your bonnet.
[MILES and LUKE go out through the garden door.
MILES, turning to bow low before he disappears. JOAN stands
as though distraught in the middle of the room. Through
the open door of the back kitchen the voices of CLARA and MAGGIE
are distinctly heard.
CLARA. Is no one at home then?
MAGGIE. Ah, go you straight on into the kitchen, you’ll
find whom you be searching for in there. I’d take and shew
you in myself only I’m wanted down to th’ hayfield now.
CLARA. Don’t put yourself to any trouble about me.
I know my way.
[CLARA comes into the kitchen. She has tied a white
handkerchief over her head, and carries a bunch of wildflowers
in her hands.
CLARA. Still in your cloak and bonnet! Why, I thought
by now you would have unpacked our things and made yourself at home.
JOAN. [Joining her hands supplicatingly and coming towards
CLARA, speaking almost in a whisper.] O mistress, you’ll
never guess what I’ve been and done. But ’twasn’t
all my fault at the commencement.
CLARA. [Looking her over searchingly.] You do look
very disturbed, Joan, what has happened?
JOAN. ’Twas the fine bonnet and cloak, mam. ’Twas
they as did it.
CLARA. Did what?
JOAN. Put the thought into my head, like.
CLARA. What thought?
JOAN. As how ’twould feel to be a real grand lady, like
you, mistress.
CLARA. What then, Joan?
JOAN. So I began to pretend all to myself as how that I was one,
mistress.
CLARA. Come, tell me all.
JOAN. And whilst I was sat down upon that fallen tree, and sort
of pretending to myself, the two gentlemen came along.
CLARA. What gentlemen?
JOAN. Gentlemen as was after courting you, mistress.
CLARA. Courting me?
JOAN. Yes, and they commenced speaking so nice and respectful
like.
CLARA. Go on, Joan, don’t be afraid.
JOAN. It did seem to fall in with the game I was a-playing with
myself. And then, before I did know how, ’twas they was
both of them a-taking me for you, mam.
CLARA. And did you not un-deceive them, Joan?
JOAN. [Very ashamedly.] No, mam.
CLARA. You should have told them the truth about yourself at once.
JOAN. O I know I should have, mistress. But there was something
as held me back when I would have spoke the words.
CLARA. I wonder what that could have been?
JOAN. ’Twas them being such very nice and kind gentlemen.
And, O mistress, you’ll not understand it, because you’ve
told me many times as the heart within you have never been touched by
love.
CLARA. [Suddenly sitting down.] And has yours been
touched to-day, Joan, by love?
JOAN. That it have, mistress. Love have struck at it heavily.
CLARA. Through which of the gentlemen did it strike, Joan?
JOAN. Through both. Leastways, ’tis Mister Jenner
that my feelings do go out most quickly to, mistress. But ’tis
Mister Hooper who do court the hardest and who has the greatest riches
like.
CLARA. Well, and what do you want me to do or to say now, Joan?
JOAN. See here, mistress, I want you to give me a chance.
They’ll never stoop to wed me if they knows as I’m but a
poor serving maid.
CLARA. Your dressing up as a fine lady won’t make you other
than what you are, Joan.
JOAN. Once let me get the fish in my net, mistress.
CLARA. Are you proposing to catch the two, Joan?
JOAN. I shall take the one as do offer first, mistress.
CLARA. That’ll be Mister Hooper, I should think.
JOAN. I should go riding in my own chaise, mistress, if ’twas
him.
CLARA. But, Joan, either of these men would have to know the truth
before there could be any marriage.
JOAN. I knows that full well, mistress. But let one of them
just offer hisself. By that time my heart and his would be so
closely twined together like, ’twould take more nor such a little
thing as my station being low to part us.
[CLARA sits very still for a few moments, looking straight
before her, lost in thought. JOAN sinks on to a
chair by the table as though suddenly tired out, and she begins
to cry gently.
CLARA. Listen, Joan. I’m one for the straight
paths. I like to walk in open fields and over the bare heath.
Only times come when one is driven to take to the ways which are set
with bushes and with briars.
JOAN. [Lifting her head and drying her eyes.] O mistress,
I feel to be asking summat as is too heavy for you to give.
CLARA. But for a certain thing, I could never have lent myself
to this acting game of yours, Joan.
JOAN. No, mistress?
CLARA. Only that, to-day, my heart too has gone from my own keeping.
JOAN. O mistress, you don’t mean to say as his lordship
have followed us down already.
CLARA. [Scornfully.] His lordship! As if I
should be stirred by him!
JOAN. [Humbly.] Who might it be, mistress, if I may
ask?
CLARA. ’Tis one who would never look upon me with thoughts
of love if I went to him as I am now, Joan.
JOAN. I can’t rightly understand you, mam.
CLARA. My case is just the same as yours, Joan. You say
that your fine gentlemen would not look upon a serving maid.
JOAN. I’m certain of it, mistress.
CLARA. And the man I - I love will never let his heart go out
to mine with the heaviness of all these riches lying between us.
JOAN. I count that gold do pave the way for most of us, mistress.
CLARA. So for this once, I will leave the clear high road, Joan.
And you and I will take a path that is set with thorns. Pray God
they do not wound us past healing at the end of our travel.
JOAN. O mistress, ’twill be a lightsome journey for me.
CLARA. But the moment that you reach happiness, Joan, remember
to confess.
JOAN. There won’t be nothing to fear then, mistress.
CLARA. Make him love you for yourself, Joan. O we must each
tie the heart of our true love so tightly to our own that naught shall
ever be able to cut the bonds.
JOAN. Yes, mistress, and I’m sure I’m very much obliged
to you.
CLARA. Ah, I am lending myself to all this, because I, too, have
something to win or lose.
JOAN. Where did you meet him, mistress?
CLARA. I did not meet him. I stood on the high ground, and
he passed below. His face was raised to the light, and I saw its
look. I think my love for him has always lain asleep in my heart,
Joan. But when he passed beneath me in the meadow, it awoke.
JOAN. O mistress, what sort of an appearance has the gentleman?
CLARA. I don’t know how to answer you, Joan.
JOAN. I count as it would take a rare, grand looking man for to
put his lordship into the shadow, like.
CLARA. You are right there, Joan. But now we must talk of
your affairs. Your fine courtiers will be coming in presently
and you must know how to receive them in a good way.
JOAN. That’s what do hamper me dreadful, my speech and other
things. How would it be if you was to help me a little bit, like?
CLARA. With all my heart.
JOAN. How should I act so not to be found out, mistress?
CLARA. You must speak little, and low. Do not show haste
in your goings and comings. Put great care into your way of eating
and drinking.
JOAN. O that will be a fearsome hard task. What else?
CLARA. You must be sisterly with Thomas.
JOAN. I’d clean forgot him. I don’t doubt but
what he’ll ferret out the truth in no time.
CLARA. I don’t think so. I was but a little child
when I left him. He will not remember how I looked. And
our colouring is alike, Joan.
JOAN. ’Tis the eating and drinking as do play most heavily
upon my mind, mistress.
CLARA. Then think of these words as you sit at table. Eat
as though you were not hungry and drink as though there were no such
thing as thirst. Let your hands move about your plate as if they
were too tired to lift the knife and fork.
[JOAN, darts to the dresser - seizes up a plate with a knife and
fork, places them on the table and sits down before them,
pretending to cut up meat. CLARA watches her smilingly.
JOAN. [Absently, raising the knife to her mouth.]
How’s that, mistress?
CLARA. Not so, not so, Joan. That might betray you.
JOAN. What, mistress?
CLARA. ’Tis the fork which journeys to the mouth, and the
knife stops at home on the plate.
JOAN. [Dispiritedly.] ’Tis almost more than
I did reckon for when I started.
CLARA. Well, we mustn’t think of that now. We must
hold up our spirits, you and I.
JOAN. [Getting up and putting away the crockery.]
I’d best take off the bonnet and the cloak, mistress, hadn’t
I?
CLARA. Yes, that you had. We will go upstairs together and
I will help you change into another gown. Come quickly so that
we may have plenty of time.
[They go towards the staircase door, CLARA leading
the way. With her hand on the latch of the door she gives
one look round the kitchen. Then with a sudden movement
she goes up to the wooden armchair at the hearth and bends her head
till her lips touch it, she then runs upstairs, followed
by JOAN.
ACT II. - Scene 2.
After a few moments MILES HOOPER and LUKE JENNER come
into the kitchen. They both look round the room enquiringly.
LUKE. Ah, she be still up above with that there serving wench
what’s come.
MILES. My good man, you didn’t expect our fair miss to have
finished her toilet under an hour, did you?
LUKE. I don’t see what there was to begin on myself, let
alone finish.
MILES. ’Tis clear you know little of the ways of our town
beauties, Luke.
LUKE. Still, I mean to have my try with her, Miles Hooper.
MILES. [Sarcastically.] I’m quite agreeable,
Mister Jenner.
[THOMAS and GEORGE come in. GEORGE carries a
bucket of water.
THOMAS. Where’s the little maid got to? George
and me be come up from the field on purpose for to bid her welcome home.
MILES. Miss is still at her toilet, farmer.
[JOAN, in a flowered silk gown, comes slowly and carefully
into the room, followed by CLARA, who carries a lace shawl
over one arm. She has put on a large white apron,
but wears nothing on her head but the narrow blue ribbon.
During the following scene she stands quietly, half hidden
by the door.
[JOAN looks nervously round the room, then she draws herself
up very haughtily. MILES comes forward and bows low.
THOMAS. [Looking JOAN up and down.] Well,
bless my soul, who’d have guessed at the change it do make in
a wench?
JOAN. [Holding out her hand, very coldly.]
A good afternoon to you, sir.
THOMAS. [Taking her hand slowly.] Upon my word, but
you might knock me over.
MILES. Miss has grown into a very superb young lady, Thomas.
THOMAS. [Still looking at her.] That may be so, yet
’twasn’t as such I had figured she in the eye of my mind,
like. [There is a moment’s silence.
THOMAS. George, my boy, you and sister Clara used to be up
to rare games one with t’other once on a time. [Turning
to JOAN.] There, my wench, I count you’ve not forgotten
Georgie?
JOAN. I’m afeared I’ve not much of a memory.
THOMAS. Shake hands, my maid, and very like as the memory will
come back to roost same as the fowls do.
JOAN. [Bowing coldly.] Good afternoon, George.
MILES. [Aside to Luke.] Now that’s what I call
a bit of stylish breeding.
[GEORGE has made no answer to JOAN’s bow.
He quietly ignores it, and takes up his pail of water.
As he does so he catches sight of CLARA, who has been watching
the whole scene from the corner where she is partly concealed.
He looks at her for one moment, and then sets the bucket down
again.
THOMAS. Why, George - I guess as it’s took you as it
took me, us didn’t think how ’twould appear when Miss Clara
was growed up.
GEORGE. [Quietly.] No, us did not, master.
[He carries his pail into the back kitchen as EMILY and the
children come in.
EMILY. What’s all this to-do in my kitchen, I should
like to know?
THOMAS. Us did but come up for to - to give a handshake to sister
Clara, like.
EMILY. Well, now you can go off back to work again. And
you - [turning to JOAN] - now that you’ve finished
curling of your hair and dressing of yourself up, you can go and sit
down in the best parlour along with your fancy gentlemen.
MILES. [Offering his arm to JOAN.] It will be my
sweet pleasure to conduct Missy to the parlour.
[LUKE offers his arm on the other side, and JOAN moves
off with both the young men.
JOAN. [As she goes.] Indeed, I shall be glad
to rest on a comfortable couch. I’m dead tired of the country
air already.
ROBIN. [Calling after her.] You’ll not go off
to sleep afore the chicken and sparrow grass is ate, will you, Aunt?
[MILES, LUKE and JOAN having gone out, EMILY begins
to bang the chairs back in their places and to arrange the room,
watched by the two children. CLARA, who has remained half
hidden by the door, now goes quietly upstairs.
EMILY. [Calling.] Here, George, Mag.
[GEORGE comes in.
EMILY. Well, George, ’tisn’t much worse nor I
expected.
JESSIE. I don’t like Aunt Clara.
ROBIN. I hates her very much.
GEORGE. [Slowly.] And I don’t seem to fancy
her neither.
[Curtain.]
ACT III. - Scene 1.
Two days have passed by.
It is morning. CLARA, wearing an apron and a muslin cap
on her head, sits by the kitchen table mending a lace handkerchief.
MAGGIE, who is dusting the plates on the dressers, pauses
to watch her.
MAGGIE. I’d sooner sweep the cow sheds out and that
I would, nor have to set at such a niggly piece of sewing work as you.
CLARA. I cannot do it quickly, it is so fine.
MAGGIE. I count ’tis very nigh as bad as the treadmills,
serving a young miss such as yourn be.
CLARA. What makes you say that, Maggie?
MAGGIE. Missis be very high in her ways and powerful sharp in
the tongue, but I declare as your young lady will be worser nor missis
when she do come to that age.
CLARA. Why do you think this, Mag?
MAGGIE. O she do look at any one as though they was lower nor
the very worms in the ground. And her speaks as though each word
did cost she more nor a shilling to bring it out. And see how
destructive she be with her fine clothing. A laced petticoat tore
to ribbons last night, and to-day yon handkerchief.
CLARA. These things are soon mended.
[MAGGIE continues to dust for a few moments.
MAGGIE. The day you comed here, ’twas a bit of ribbon
as you did have around of your hair.
CLARA. [After a moment’s hesitation.]
I put it on to keep my hair neat on the journeying.
MAGGIE. [Coming nearer.] I count as you’ve
not missed it, have you?
CLARA. Indeed I have, and I think I must have lost it in the hayfield.
MAGGIE. ’Tain’t lost.
CLARA. Where is it then?
MAGGIE. Look here, I could tell you, but I shan’t.
CLARA. If you have found it, Maggie, you may keep it.
MAGGIE. ’Twould be a fine thing to be a grand serving maid
as you be, and to give away ribbons, so ’twould.
[CLARA takes no notice of her and goes on sewing.
MAGGIE. [More insistently.] ’Twasn’t
me as found the ribbon.
CLARA. Who was it then?
MAGGIE. I daresay you’d like for to know, but I’m
not going to say nothing more about it.
[MAGGIE leans against the table watching CLARA as she sews.
[EMILY with both the children now come in. EMILY carries
a basket of potatoes, and JESSIE a large bowl.
EMILY. [Setting down the basket.] Maggie, you
idle, bad girl, whatever are you doing here when master expects you
down in the meadow to help with the raking?
MAGGIE. I be just a-going off yonder, mistress.
EMILY. I’d thank other folk not to bring dressed up fine
young serving minxes down here - you was bad enough afore, Maggie, but
you’ll be a hundred times worser now.
MAGGIE. I’ll be off and help master. I’ve been
and put the meat on to boil as you said, missis.
[MAGGIE goes off.
[CLARA continues to sew, quietly. JESSIE has
put her bowl down on the table, and now comes to her side.
ROBIN also comes close to her. EMILY flings herself
into a chair for a moment and contemptuously watches them.
JESSIE. We don’t care much about our new aunt, Joan.
ROBIN. Dad said as how Aunt would be sure to bring us sommat good
from London town in them great boxes.
JESSIE. And Aunt has been here two days and more, and she hasn’t
brought us nothing.
EMILY. Your fine aunt have been too much took up with her fancy
gentlemen to think of what would be suitable behaviour towards you children.
JESSIE. Will Aunt Clara get married soon?
EMILY. ’Tis to be hoped as she will be. Such a set
out in the house I have never seen afore in all my days. Young
women as is hale and hearty having their victuals took up to their rooms
and a-lying in bed till ’tis noon or later.
JESSIE. ’Tis only one of them as lies in bed.
ROBIN. [To CLARA.] Do you think Aunt has got sommat
for us upstairs, Joan?
CLARA. [Rising and putting down her work.] I know
she has, Robin.
EMILY. Don’t let me catch you speaking to Master Spring
as though you and he was of the same station, young person.
CLARA. Master Robin, and Miss Jessie, I will go upstairs and fetch
the gifts that your aunt has brought for you.
[She goes leisurely towards the staircase door, smiling at
the children.
EMILY. Ah, and you may tell your young madam that ’tis
high time as she was out of bed and abroad. Hear that? [CLARA
goes out.
JESSIE. I like her. She speaks so gentle. Not
like Aunt.
EMILY. She’s a stuck up sort of fine lady herself like.
Look at the hands of her, ’tis not a day’s hard work as
they have done in her life, I’ll warrant.
ROBIN. What will she bring us from out of the great boxes, do
you think?
EMILY. Sommat what you don’t need, I warrant. ’Tis
always so. When folks take it into their heads to give you aught,
’tis very nigh always sommat which you could do better without.
[EMILY gets up and begins settling the pots on the fire, and
fetching a jug of cold water from the back kitchen and a knife which
she lays on the table.
[CLARA enters carrying some parcels. She brings
them to the table. Both the children run to her.
CLARA. [Holding out a long parcel to EMILY and speaking
to the children.] The first is for your mother, children.
EMILY. [With an angry exclamation.] Now, you mark
my words, ’twill be sommat as I shall want to fling over the hedge
for all the use ’twill be.
[She comes near, opens the parcel and perceives it to be a
length of rich black silk.
CLARA. My mistress thought it might be suitable.
EMILY. Suitable? I’ll suitable her. When shall
my two hands find time to sew me a gown out of it, I’d like to
know? And if ’twas sewn, when would my limbs find time to
sit down within of it? [Flinging it down on the table.]
Suitable? You can tell your mistress from me as she can keep her
gifts to herself if she can’t do better nor this.
JESSIE. [Stroking the silk.] O Mother, the feel of
it be softer nor a dove’s feather.
ROBIN. [Feeling it too.] ’Tis better nor the
new kittens’ fur.
EMILY. Let us see if your aunt have done more handsomely towards
you children.
CLARA. I am afraid not. These coral beads are for Miss Jessie,
with her aunt’s dear love. And this book of pictures is
for Master Robin.
JESSIE. [Seizing the beads with delight.] I love
a string of beads. [Putting them on.] How do they
look on me?
EMILY. Off with them this moment. I’ll learn her to
give strings of rubbish to my child.
JESSIE. [Beginning to cry.] O do let me wear it just
a little while, just till dinner, Mother.
EMILY. Have done with that noise. Off with it at once, do
you hear.
JESSIE. [Taking the necklace off.] I love the feel
of it - might I keep it in my hand then?
EMILY. [Seizing it.] ’Twill be put by with
the silk dress. So there. ’Tis not a suitable thing
for a little girl like you.
ROBIN. [Looking up from the pages of his book.] No
one shan’t take my book from me. There be pictures of great
horses and sheep and cows in it - and no one shan’t hide it from
me.
EMILY. [Putting the silk dress and necklace on another table.]
Next time your aunt wants to throw her money into the gutter I hope
as she’ll ask me to come and see her a-doing of it.
JESSIE. [Coming up to CLARA very tearfully.]
And was there naught for Dad in the great box?
CLARA. Perhaps there may be.
ROBIN. And did Aunt Clara bring naught for Georgie?
CLARA. I don’t know.
JESSIE. Poor Georgie. He never has nothing gived him.
ROBIN. And Mother puts the worst of the bits on his plate at dinner.
EMILY. [Sharply.] Look you here, young woman.
Suppose you was to take and do something useful with that idle pair
of hands as you’ve got.
CLARA. Yes, mistress, I should like to help you in something.
EMILY. Us knows what fine promises lead to.
CLARA. But I mean it. Do let me help a little.
EMILY. See them taters?
CLARA. Yes.
EMILY. Take and peel and wash them and get them ready against
when I wants to cook them.
CLARA. [A little doubtfully.] Yes - I’ll -
I’ll try -
EMILY. Ah, ’tis just as I thought. You’re one
of them who would stir the fire with a silver spoon rather nor black
their hands with the poker.
CLARA. [Eagerly.] No, no - it isn’t that.
I’ll gladly do them. Come, Miss Jessie, you will shew me
if I do them wrongly, won’t you?
JESSIE. O yes, I’ll help you because I like you, Joan.
ROBIN. I’ll help too, when I have finished looking at my
book.
[EMILY goes out. CLARA sits down by the table and takes
up a potato and the knife and slowly and awkwardly sets to work.
JESSIE stands by her watching.
JESSIE. You mustn’t take no account of Mother when she
speaks so sharp. ’Tis only her way.
ROBIN. Could you come and be our serving maid when Maggie’s
sent off?
CLARA. O I should be too slow and awkward at the work, I think.
JESSIE. Yes, you don’t do them taters very nice.
ROBIN. That don’t matter, I like you, and you can tell me
fine things about other parts.
JESSIE. Georgie can tell of fine things too. See, there
he comes with the vegetables from the garden.
[GEORGE comes in with a large basket of vegetables, which
he sets down in the back kitchen. Then he stands at the
door, silently watching the group near the table.
JESSIE. Come here, Georgie, and let Joan hear some of the
tales out of what you do sing.
GEORGE. What would mistress say if she was to catch me at my songs
this time of day?
JESSIE. Mother’s gone upstairs, she won’t know nothing.
ROBIN. Come you here, George, and look at my fine book what Aunt
have brought me.
GEORGE. [Slowly approaching the table.] That be a
brave, fine book of pictures, Master Robin.
ROBIN. [Holding up the open book.] I don’t
fancy Aunt Clara much, but I likes her better nor I did because of this
book.
[GEORGE’S eyes wander from the book to CLARA as she
bends over her work.
JESSIE. Joan doesn’t know how to do them very nicely,
does she George!
GEORGE. ’Tis the first time you’ve been set down to
such work, may be, mistress.
JESSIE. You mustn’t say “mistress” to Joan,
you know. Why, Mother would be ever so angry if she was to hear
you. Joan’s only a servant.
CLARA. [Looking up.] Like you, George.
GEORGE. [Steadily.] What I was saying is - ’Tis
the first time as you have been set afore a bowl of taters like this.
CLARA. You are right, George. It is the first time since
- since I was quite a little child. And I think I’m very
clumsy at my work.
GEORGE. No one could work with them laces a-falling down all over
their fingers.
JESSIE. You should turn back your sleeves for kitchen work, Joan,
same as Maggie does.
GEORGE. Yes, you should turn back your sleeves, Miss Joan.
[JOAN puts aside the knife and basket, turns back her sleeves,
and then resumes her work. GEORGE’S eyes are rivetted
on her hands and arms for a moment. Then he turns as though
to go away.
JESSIE. Don’t go away, Georgie. Come and tell
us how you like Aunt Clara now that she’s growed into such a grand
lady.
GEORGE. [Coming back to the table.] I don’t
like nothing about her, Miss Jessie.
JESSIE. Is Aunt very much changed from when she did use to ride
the big horses to the trough, Georgie?
ROBIN. And from the time when th’ old gander did take a
big piece right out of her arm, Georgie?
GEORGE. [His eyes on CLARA’S bent head.]
I count her be wonderful changed, like.
JESSIE. So that you would scarce know her?
GEORGE. So that I should scarce know she.
JESSIE. She have brought Mother a silken gown and me a string
of coral beads. But naught for you, Georgie.
GEORGE. I reckon as Miss Clara have not kept me in her remembrance
like.
CLARA. [With sudden earnestness.] O that she has,
George.
JESSIE. She didn’t seem to know him by her looks.
CLARA. Looks often speak but poorly for the heart.
ROBIN. [Who has been watching CLARA.] See there,
Joan. You’ve been and cut that big tater right in half.
Mother will be cross.
CLARA. O dear, I am thoughtless. One cannot work and talk
at the same time.
GEORGE. [Taking basket and knife from her and seating himself
on the edge of the table.] Here, - give them all to me.
I understand such work, and ’tis clear that you do not.
I’ll finish them off in a few minutes, and mistress will never
be the wiser.
CLARA. O thank you, George, but am I to go idle?
GEORGE. You can take up with that there white sewing if you have
a mind. ’Tis more suited to your hands nor this rough job.
[CLARA puts down her sleeves and takes up her needlework.
JESSIE. Sing us a song, George, whilst you do the taters.
GEORGE. No, Miss Jessie. My mood is not a singing mood this
day.
JESSIE. You ask him, Joan.
CLARA. Will not you sing one little verse, George?
GEORGE. Nay - strangers from London town would have no liking
for the songs we sing down here among the fields.
CLARA. There was a song I once heard in the country that pleased
me very well.
JESSIE. What was it called?
CLARA. I cannot remember the name - but there was something of
bushes and of briars in it.
JESSIE. I know which that is. ’Tis a pretty song.
Sing it, Georgie.
GEORGE. Nay - sing it yourself, Miss Jessie.
JESSIE. ’Tis like this at the beginning. - [she sings
or repeats] -
“Through bushes and through briars
I lately took my way,
All for to hear the small birds sing
And the lambs to skip and play.”
CLARA. That is the song I was thinking of, Jessie.
GEORGE. Can you go on with it, Miss Jessie.
JESSIE. I can’t say any more.
CLARA. [Gently singing or speaking.]
I overheard my own true love,
Her voice it was so clear.
“Long time I have been waiting for
The coming of my dear.”
GEORGE. [Heaving a sigh.] That’s it.
JESSIE. Go on, Joan, I do like the sound of it.
CLARA. Shall I go on with the song, George?
GEORGE. As you please.
CLARA.
“Sometimes I am uneasy
And troubled in my mind,
Sometimes I think I’ll go to my love
And tell to him my mind.”
“And if I would go to my love
My love he will say nay
If I show to him my boldness
He’ll ne’er love me again.”
JESSIE. When her love was hid a-hind of the bushes and did hear
her a-singing so pitiful, what did he do then?
CLARA. I don’t know, Jessie.
JESSIE. I reckon as he did come out to show her as he knowed all
what she did keep in her mind.
CLARA. Very likely the briars were so thick between them, Jess,
that he never got to the other side for her to tell him.
GEORGE. Yes, that’s how ’twas, I count.
JESSIE. [Running up to ROBIN.] I’m going to
look at your book along of you, Robin.
ROBIN. But I’m the one to turn the leaves, remember.
[The children sit side by side looking at the picture book.
CLARA sews. GEORGE goes on with the potatoes.
As the last one is finished and tossed into the water, he
looks at CLARA for the first time. A long silence.
GEORGE. Miss Clara and me was good friends once on a time.
CLARA. Tell me how it was then, George.
GEORGE. I did used to put her on the horse’s back, and we
would go down to the water trough in the evening time and -
CLARA. What else did you and Miss Clara do together, George?
GEORGE. Us would walk in the woods aside of one another - And
I would lift she to a high branch in a tree - and pretend for to leave
her there.
CLARA. And then?
GEORGE. Her would call upon me pitiful - and I would come back
from where I was hid.
CLARA. And did her crying cease?
GEORGE. She would take and spring as though her was one of they
little wild squirrels as do dance about in the trees.
CLARA. Where would she spring to, George?
GEORGE. I would hold out my two arms wide to her, and catch she.
CLARA. And did she never fall, whilst springing from the tree,
George?
GEORGE. I never let she fall, nor get hurted by naught so long
as her was in the care of me.
CLARA. [Slowly, after a short pause.] I do
not think she can have forgotten those days, George.
GEORGE. [Getting up and speaking harshly.] They’re
best forgot. Put them away. There be briars and brambles
and thorns and sommat of all which do hurt the flesh of man atween that
time and this’n.
[CLARA turns her head away and furtively presses her handkerchief
to her eyes. GEORGE looks gloomily on the floor.
EMILY enters.
EMILY. George, what are you at sitting at the kitchen table
I’d like to know?
[GEORGE gets hastily off. Both children look up from
their book.
EMILY. [Looking freezingly at CLARA.] ’Tis
plain as a turnpike what you’ve been after, young person.
If you was my serving wench, ’tis neck and crop as you should
be thrown from the door.
CLARA. What for, mistress?
EMILY. What for? You have the impudence to ask what for?
I’ll soon tell you. For making a fool of George and setting
your cap at him and scandalising of my innocent children in their own
kitchen.
GEORGE. This be going a bit too far, missis. I’ll
not have things said like that.
EMILY. Then you may turn out on to the roads where you were took
from - a grizzling little roadsters varmint. You do cost more’n
what you eats nor what we get of work from out of your body, you great
hulk.
CLARA. [Springing up angrily.] O I’ll not hear
such things said. I’ll not.
EMILY. Who asked you to speak? Get you upstairs and pull
your mistress out of bed - and curl the ringlets of her hair and dust
the flour on to her face. ’Tis about all you be fit for.
CLARA. [Angrily going to the stair door.] Very well.
’Tis best that I should go. I might say something you would
not like.
GEORGE. [Advancing towards EMILY.] Look you here,
mistress. I’ve put up with it going on for fifteen years.
But sometimes ’tis almost more nor I can bear. If ’twasn’t
for Master Thomas I’d have cleared out this long time ago.
EMILY. Don’t flatter yourself as Thomas needs you, my man.
GEORGE. We has always been good friends, farmer and me.
’Tis not for what I gets from he nor for what he do get out of
I as we do hold together. But ’tis this - as he and I do
understand one another.
EMILY. We’ll see what master has to say when I tell him
how you was found sitting on the kitchen table and love-making with
that saucy piece of London trash.
GEORGE. I’m off. I’ve no patience to listen
any longer. You called me roadster varmint. Well, let it
be so. On the road I was born and on the road I was picked from
my dead mother’s side, and I count as ’tis on the road as
I shall breathe my last. But for all that, I’ll not have
road dirt flung on me by no one. For, roadsters varmint though
I be, there be things which I do hold brighter nor silver and cleaner
nor new opened leaves, and I’ll not have defilement throwed upon
them.
EMILY. [Seizing the arms of JESSIE and ROBIN.]
The lad’s raving. ’Tis plain as he’s been getting
at the cider. Come you off with me to the haymaking, Robin and
Jess.
ROBIN. May I take my book along of me?
EMILY. [Flinging the book down violently.] I’ll
book you! What next?
JESSIE. Poor Georgie. He was not courting Joan, mother.
He was only doing the taters for her.
EMILY. [As they go out.] The lazy good-for-nothing
cat. I’ll get her packed off from here afore another sun
has set, see if I don’t.
[GEORGE is left alone in the kitchen. When all sounds
of EMILY and the children have died away, he sighs.
Then, looking furtively round the room, he draws a
blue ribbon slowly from his pocket. He spreads it out on
one hand and stands looking down on it, sadly and longingly.
Then he slowly raises it to his lips and kisses it. Just
as he is doing this THOMAS comes into the room.
THOMAS. Why, George, my lad.
GEORGE. [Confusedly putting the ribbon back into his pocket.]
Yes, Master Thomas.
THOMAS. [Looking meaningly at GEORGE.] ’Tis
a pretty enough young maid, George.
GEORGE. What did you say, Master?
THOMAS. That one with the bit of blue round the head of her.
GEORGE. Blue?
THOMAS. Ah, George. I was a young man myself once on a time.
GEORGE. Yes, master.
THOMAS. ’Twasn’t a piece of blue ribbon as I did find
one day, but ’twas a blossom dropped from her gown.
GEORGE. Whose gown, master? I’ll warrant ’twasn’t
missus’s.
THOMAS. Bless my soul, no. No, no, George. ’Twasn’t
the mistress then.
GEORGE. Ah, I count as it could not have been she.
THOMAS. First love, ’tis best, George.
GEORGE. Ah, upon my word, that ’tis.
THOMAS. But my maid went and got her married to another.
GEORGE. More’s the pity, Master Thomas.
THOMAS. [Sighing.] Ah, I often thinks of how it might
have been - with her and me, like.
GEORGE. Had that one a soft tongue to her mouth, master?
THOMAS. Soft and sweet as the field lark, George.
GEORGE. Then that had been the one for you to have wed, Master
Thomas.
THOMAS. Ah, George, don’t you never run into the trap, no
matter whether ’tis baited with the choicest thing you ever did
dream on. Once in, never out. There ’tis.
GEORGE. No one would trouble to set a snare for me, master.
I baint worth trapping.
THOMAS. You be a brave, fine country lad, George, what a pretty
baggage from London town might give a year of her life to catch, so
be it her had the fortune.
GEORGE. No, no, Master Thomas. Nothing of that. There
baint nothing.
THOMAS. There be a piece of blue ribbon, George.
GEORGE. They be coming down and into the room now, master.
[Steps are heard in the staircase.
THOMAS. We’ll off to the meadow then, George.
[GEORGE and THOMAS go out.
[JOAN, dressed as a lady of fashion, and followed by CLARA,
comes into the kitchen.
CLARA. Now, Joan, if I were you, I should go out into the
garden, and let the gentlemen find you in the arbour. Your ways
are more easy and natural when you are in the air.
JOAN. O I’m very nigh dead with fright when I’m within
doors. ’Tis so hard to move about without knocking myself
against sommat. But at table ’tis worst of all.
CLARA. You’ve stopped up in your room two breakfasts with
the headache, and yesterday we took our dinner to the wood.
JOAN. But to-night ’twill be something cruel, for Farmer
Thomas have asked them both to supper again.
CLARA. Luke Jenner and the other man?
JOAN. I beg you to practise me in my ways, a little, afore the
time, mistress.
CLARA. That I will. We will find out what is to be upon
the table, and then I will shew you how it is to be eaten.
JOAN. And other things as well as eating. When I be sitting
in the parlour, Miss Clara, and Hooper, he comes up and asks my pleasure,
what have I got to say to him?
CLARA. O, I shouldn’t trouble about that. I’d
open my fan and take no notice if I were you.
JOAN. I do feel so awkward like in speech with Farmer Thomas,
mistress. And with the children, too.
CLARA. Come, you must take heart and throw yourself into the acting.
Try to be as a sister would with Thomas. Be lively, and kind in
your way with the children.
JOAN. I tries to be like old Madam Lovel was, when I talks with
them.
CLARA. That cross, rough mode of hers sits badly on any one young,
Joan. Be more of yourself, but make little changes in your manner
here and there.
JOAN. [With a heavy sigh.] ’Tis the here and
the there as I finds it so hard to manage.
JESSIE. [Running in breathlessly.] A letter, a letter
for Aunt Clara. [CLARA involuntarily puts out her hand.]
No, Joan. I was to give it to Aunt Clara herself. I’ve
run all the way.
[JOAN slowly takes the letter, looking confused.
JESSIE. Will you read it now, Aunt?
JOAN. Run away, little girl, I don’t want no children worriting
round me now. [Suddenly recollecting herself and forcing herself
to speak brightly.] I mean - no, my dear little girl, I’d
rather wait to read it till I’m by myself; but thank you very
kindly all the same, my pet.
JESSIE. O, but I should like to hear the letter read, so much.
JOAN. Never mind. Run along back to mother, there’s
a sweet little maid.
JESSIE. I’d sooner stop with you now, you look so much kinder,
like.
CLARA. [Taking JESSIE’S hand and leading her to
the door.] Now, Miss Jessie, your aunt must read her letter
in quiet, but if you will come back presently I will have a game with
you outside.
JESSIE. [As she runs off.] Mother won’t let
me talk with you any more, alone. She says as you’ve made
a fool of Georgie and you’ll do the same by us all.
JOAN. [When JESSIE has run off.] There now,
how did I do that, mistress?
CLARA. Better, much better.
JOAN. ’Tis the feeling of one thing and the speaking of
another, with you ladies and gentlemen. So it appears to me.
CLARA. [After a moment’s thought.] No.
It is not quite like that. But ’tis, perhaps, the dressing
up of an ugly feeling in better garments.
JOAN. [Handing the letter to CLARA.] There, mistress,
’tis yours, not mine.
CLARA. [Glancing at it.] Lord Lovel’s writing.
[CLARA opens the letter and reads it through.] He will
not wait longer for my answer. And he is coming here as fast as
horses can bring him.
JOAN. O, mistress, whatever shall we do?
CLARA. We had better own to everything at once. It will
save trouble in the end.
JOAN. Own to everything now, and lose all just as my hand was
closing upon it, like!
CLARA. Poor Joan, it will not make any difference in the end,
if the man loves you truly.
JOAN. Be kind and patient just to the evening, mistress.
Hooper is coming up to see me now. I’d bring him to offer
his self, if I was but left quiet along of him for a ten minutes or
so.
CLARA. And then, Joan?
JOAN. And then, when was all fixed up comfortable between us,
mistress, maybe as you could break it gently to him so as he wouldn’t
think no worse of me.
[CLARA gets up and goes to the window, where she looks out
for a few minutes in silence. JOAN cries softly meanwhile.
CLARA. [Turning towards JOAN.] As you will, Joan.
Very likely ’twill be to-morrow morning before my lord reaches
this place.
JOAN. O bless you for your goodness, mistress. And I do
pray as all may go as well with you as ’tis with me.
CLARA. [Sadly.] That is not likely, Joan.
JOAN. What is it stands in the way, mistress?
CLARA. Briars, Joan. Thorns of pride, and many another sharp
and hurting thing.
JOAN. Then take you my counsel, mistress, and have his lordship
when he do offer next.
CLARA. I’ll think of what you say, Joan. There comes
a moment when the heart is tired of being spurned, and it would fain
get into shelter. [A slight pause.
JOAN. [Looking through the window.] Look up quickly,
mistress. There’s Hooper.
CLARA. [Getting up.] Then I’ll run away.
May all be well with you, dear Joan. [CLARA goes out.
[JOAN seats herself in a high-backed chair and opens her fan.
MILES enters, carrying a small box.
MILES. Already astir, Miss Clara. ’Tis early hours
to be sure for one of our London beauties.
[He advances towards her, and she stretches out her hand without
rising. He takes it ceremoniously.
JOAN. You may sit down, if you like, Mister Hooper.
[MILES places a chair in front of JOAN, and sits down on it.
MILES. [Untying the parcel.] I’ve been
so bold as to bring you a little keepsake from my place in town, Missy.
JOAN. How kind you are, Mister Miles.
MILES. You’ll be able to fancy yourself in Bond Street when
you see it, Miss Clara.
JOAN. Now, you do excite me, Mister Hooper.
MILES. [Opening the box and taking out a handsome spray of
bright artificial flowers.] There, what do you say to that,
Miss? And we can do you the same in all the leading tints.
JOAN. O, ’tis wonderful modish. I declare I never
did see anything to beat it up in town.
MILES. Now I thought as much. I flatter myself that we can
hold our own with the best of them in Painswick High Street.
JOAN. I seem to smell the very scent of the blossoms, Mister Hooper.
[She puts out her hand shyly and takes the spray from MILES,
pretending to smell it.
MILES. Well - and what’s the next pleasure, Madam?
[JOAN drops the spray and begins to fan herself violently.
MILES. [Very gently.] What’s Missy’s
next pleasure?
JOAN. I’m sure I don’t know, Mr. Miles.
MILES. Miles Hooper would like Missy to ask for all that is his.
JOAN. O, Mister Hooper, how kind you are.
MILES. Ladies never like the sound of business, so we’ll
set that aside for a moment and discuss the music of the heart in place
of it.
JOAN. Ah, that’s a thing I do well understand, Mister Hooper.
MILES. I loved you from the first, Miss. There’s the
true, high born lady for you, says I to myself. There’s
beauty and style, elegance and refinement.
JOAN. Now, did you really think all that, Mister Hooper?
MILES. Do not keep me in suspense, Miss Clara.
JOAN. What about, sir?
MILES. The answer to my question, Missy.
JOAN. And what was that, I wonder?
MILES. I want my pretty Miss to take the name of Hooper.
Will she oblige her Miles?
JOAN. O that I will. With all my heart.
MILES. [Standing up.] I would not spoil this moment,
but by and bye my sweet Missy shall tell me all the particulars of her
income, and such trifles.
JOAN. [Agitatedly.] O let us not destroy to-day by
thoughts of anything but our dear affection one for t’other.
MILES. Why, my pretty town Miss is already becoming countrified
in her speech.
JOAN. ’Tis from hearing all the family. But, dear
Miles, promise there shan’t be nothing but - but love talk between
you and me this day. I could not bear it if we was to speak of,
of other things, like.
MILES. [Getting up and walking about the room.] As
you will - as you will. Anything to oblige a lady.
[He stops before the table, on which is laid EMILY’S
silk dress, and begins to finger it.
JOAN. What’s that you’re looking at?
MILES. Ten or fifteen shillings the yard, and not a penny under,
I’ll be bound.
JOAN. O do come and talk to me again and leave off messing with
the old silk.
MILES. No, no, Missy, I’m a man of business habits, and
’tis my duty to go straight off to the meadow and seek out brother
Thomas. He and I have got to talk things over a bit, you know.
JOAN. Off so soon! O you have saddened me.
MILES. Nay, what is it to lose a few minutes of sweet company,
when life is in front of us, Miss Clara?
[He raises her hand, kisses it, and leaves her.
As he goes out by the door CLARA enters.
JOAN. O, Mistress - stop him going down to Farmer Thomas at
the meadow!
CLARA. Why, Joan, what has happened?
JOAN. All has happened. But stop him going to the farmer
to talk about the - the wedding and the money.
CLARA. The money?
JOAN. The income which he thinks I have.
CLARA. I’ll run, but all this time I’ve been keeping
Master Luke Jenner quiet in the parlour.
JOAN. O what does he want now?
CLARA. Much the same as the other one wanted.
JOAN. Must I see him?
CLARA. Yes, indeed he will wait no longer for his answer.
He’s at boiling point already.
JOAN. Then send him in. But do you run quickly, Miss Clara,
and keep Miles Hooper from the farmer.
CLARA. I’ll run my best, never fear. [She goes
out.
[LUKE JENNER comes in, a bunch of homely flowers in his
hand.
JOAN. [Seating herself.] You are early this morning,
Mister Jenner.
LUKE. [Sitting opposite to her.] I have that to say
which would not bide till sunset, Miss Clara.
JOAN. Indeed, Mister Jenner. I wonder what that can be.
LUKE. ’Tis just like this, Miss Clara. The day I first
heard as you was coming down here - “I could do with a rich wife
if so be as I could win her,” I did tell myself.
JOAN. O, Mister Jenner, now did you really?
LUKE. But when I met you in the wood - saw you sitting there,
so still and yet so bright, so fine and yet so homely. “That’s
the maid for me,” I says to myself.
JOAN. [Tearfully.] O, Mister Jenner!
LUKE. And if it had been beggar’s rags upon her in the place
of satin, I’d have said the same.
JOAN. [Very much stirred.] O, Mister Jenner, and
did you really think like that?
LUKE. If all the gold that do lie atween me and you was sunk in
the deep ocean, ’twould be the best as could happen. There!
JOAN. [Faintly.] O, Mister Jenner, why?
LUKE. Because, very like ’twould shew to you as ’tis
yourself I’m after and not the fortune what you’ve got.
JOAN. Mister Jenner, I’m mighty sorry.
LUKE. Don’t say I’m come too late, Miss Clara.
JOAN. You are. Mister Hooper was before you. And now,
’tis he and I who are like to be wed.
LUKE. I might have known I had no chance.
JOAN. [Rising and trying to hide her emotion.] I
wouldn’t have had it happen so for the world, Mr. Jenner.
LUKE. [Laying his bunch of flowers on the table, his
head bent, and his eyes on the ground.] ’Twas
none of your doing, Miss Clara. You’ve naught to blame yourself
for. ’Tis not your fault as you’re made so - so beautiful,
and yet so homely.
[JOAN looks at him irresolutely for a moment and then precipitately
leaves the room.
[LUKE folds his arms on the table and rests his head on them
in an attitude of deepest despondency. After a few moments
CLARA enters.
CLARA. O, Mister Jenner, what has happened to you?
LUKE. [Raising his head and pointing to the window.]
There she goes, through the garden with her lover.
CLARA. I wish that you were in his place.
LUKE. [Bitterly.] I’ve no house with golden
rails to offer her. Nor any horse and chaise.
CLARA. But you carry a heart within you that is full of true love.
LUKE. What use is the love which be fastened up in a man’s
heart and can spend itself on naught, I’d like to know.
[He rises as though to go and take up the bunch of flowers which
has been lying on the table. Brokenly.] I brought
them for her. But I count as he’ll have given her something
better nor these.
[CLARA takes the flowers gently from his hand, and as she
does so, EMILY enters.
EMILY. What now if you please! First with George and
then with Luke. ’Twould be Thomas next if he wasn’t
an old sheep of a man as wouldn’t know if an eye was cast on him
or no. But I’ll soon put a stop to all this. Shame
on you, Luke Jenner. And you, you fine piece of London vanity,
I wants my kitchen to myself, do you hear, so off with you upstairs.
[She begins to move violently about the kitchen as the curtain falls.
ACT IV. - Scene 1.
The kitchen is decorated with bunches of flowers. A
long table is spread with silver, china and food. CLARA
is setting mugs to each place. MAGGIE comes in from
the back kitchen with a large dish of salad.
MAGGIE. When folks do come down to the countryside they likes
to enjoy themselves among the vegetables.
CLARA. [Placing the last mug.] There - Now all is
ready for them.
MAGGIE. [Bending over a place at the end of the table.]
Come you and look at this great old bumble-dore, Joan, what have flyed
in through the window.
CLARA. [Goes to MAGGIE’S side and bends down over
the table.] O what a beautiful thing. Look at the gold
on him, and his legs are like feathers.
MAGGIE. [Taking the bee carefully up in a duster and letting
it fly through the window.] The sign of a stranger, so they
do say.
CLARA. A stranger, Maggie?
MAGGIE. You mind my words, ’tis a stranger as’ll sit
where yon was stuck, afore the eating be finished.
CLARA. I don’t believe in such signs, myself.
MAGGIE. I never knowed it not come true.
[THOMAS comes in. He is wearing his best clothes and
looks pleased, yet nervous.
THOMAS. Well, maids. Upon my word ’tis a spread.
Never saw so many different vituals brought together all at a time afore
in this house.
MAGGIE. ’Tis in honour of Miss Clara’s going to be
married like, master.
THOMAS. So ’tis, so ’tis. Well - A single rose
upon the bush. Bound to be plucked, you know. Couldn’t
be left to fade in the sun, eh, girls?
CLARA. Where shall Maggie and me stop whilst the supper is going
on, master? Mistress has not told us yet.
THOMAS. [Nervously.] Mistress haven’t told
you - haven’t she? Well - well - at such a time we must
all - all rejoice one with t’other, like. No difference
made t’wixt master and man. Nor t’wixt maid and missus.
Down at the far end of the table you can sit yourselves, my wenches.
Up against George - How’s that?
CLARA. That will do very well for us, Master.
MAGGIE. I don’t expect as missus will let we bide there
long.
THOMAS. Look here, my wench, I be master in my own house, and
at the asking in marriage of my only sister like, ’tis me as shall
say what shall sit down with who. And there’s an end of
it. That’s all.
MAGGIE. I hear them a coming in, master.
[EMILY, holding the hands of JESSIE and ROBIN, comes
into the room. Her eyes fall on THOMAS who is standing
between CLARA and MAGGIE, looking suddenly sheepish and
nervous.
EMILY. [In a voice of suppressed anger.] Thomas!
O, if I catch any more of these goings on in my kitchen.
[JOAN, very elegantly dressed and hanging on the arm of MILES
HOOPER, follows EMILY into the room.
EMILY. I’ll not have the food kept back any longer for
Luke Jenner. If folk can’t come to the time when they’re
asked, they baint worth waiting for, so sit you down, all of you.
[She sits down at the head of the table, a child on either
side of her. JOAN languidly sinks into a chair and MILES
puts himself at her right. A place at her left remains
empty. THOMAS sits opposite. Three places
at the end of the table are left vacant. As they sit down,
GEORGE, wearing a new smock and neck handkerchief, comes
in.
EMILY. [Beginning to help a dish.] You need not
think you’re to be helped first, Clara, for all that the party
is given for you, like. The poor little children have been kept
waiting a sad time for their supper, first because you was such a while
a having your head curled and puffed out, and then ’twas Luke
Jenner as didn’t come.
[CLARA sits down at a place at the end of the table. GEORGE
and MAGGIE still remain standing.
EMILY. [Perceiving CLARA’S movement.]
Well, I never did see anything so forward. Who told you to sit
yourself down along of your betters, if you please, madam serving maid?
[GEORGE comes involuntarily forward and stands behind CLARA’S
chair. CLARA does not move.
EMILY. Get you out of that there place this instant, do you
hear? [Turning to MILES.] To see the way the young person
acts one might think as she fancied herself as something uncommon rare
and high. But you’ll not take any fool in, not you, for
all that you like to play the fine lady. Us can see through your
game very clear, can’t us, Mr. Hooper?
MILES. O certainly, to be sure, Missis Spring. No one who
has the privilege of being acquainted with a real lady of quality could
be mistook by any of the games played by this young person.
[CLARA looks him gravely in the face without moving.
EMILY. Get up, do you hear, and help Maggie pass the dishes!
THOMAS. [Nervously.] Nay, nay, ’twas my doing,
Emily. I did tell the wenches as they might sit their-selves along
of we, just for th’ occasion like.
EMILY. And who are you, if you please, giving orders and muddling
about like a lord in my kitchen?
THOMAS. [Faintly.] Come, Emily, I’m the master.
EMILY. And I, the mistress. Hear that, you piece of London
impudence?
GEORGE. [Comes forward.] Master Luke be coming up
the garden, mistress.
[LUKE JENNER enters. He goes straight up to JOAN
and holds out his hand to her, and then to MILES.
LUKE. I do wish you happiness with all my heart, Miss Clara.
Miles, my lad, ’tis rare - rare pleased as I be to shake your
hand this day.
EMILY. Come, come, Luke Jenner, you’ve been and kept us
waiting more nor half an hour. Can’t you sit yourself down
and give other folk a chance of eating their victuals quiet? There’s
naught to make all this giddle-gaddle about as I can see.
LUKE. [Sitting down in the empty place by JOAN’S
side.] Beg pardon, mistress, I know I’m a bit late.
But the victuals as are waited for do have a better flavour to them
nor those which be ate straight from the pot like.
THOMAS. That’s true ’tis. And ’tis hunger
as do make the best sauce.
[GEORGE and MAGGIE quietly seat themselves on either side
of CLARA. EMILY is too busy dispensing the food to take
any notice. GEORGE hands plates and dishes to CLARA,
and silently cares for her comfort throughout the meal.
THOMAS. Well, Emily; well, Luke. I didn’t think
to lose my little sister afore she’d stopped a three days in the
place. That I did not. But I don’t grudge her to a
fine prospering young man like friend Hooper, no, I don’t.
EMILY. No one called upon you for a speech, Thomas. See
if you can’t make yourself of some use in passing the green stuff.
[Turning to LUKE.] We have two serving maids and a man,
Mister Jenner, but they’re to be allowed to act the quality to-day,
so we’ve got to wait upon ourselves.
LUKE. A man is never so well served as by his own two hands, mistress.
That’s my saying at home.
THOMAS. And a good one too, Luke, my boy, for most folk, but with
me ’tis otherwise. I’ve got another pair of hands
in the place as do for me as well, nor better than my own.
EMILY. Yes, Thomas, I often wonders where you’d be without
mine.
THOMAS. I wasn’t thinking of yourn, Emily. ’Tis
George’s hands as I was speaking of.
EMILY. [Contemptuously.] George! You’ll
all find out your mistake one day, Thomas.
MILES. [To JOAN, who has been nervously handling her
knife and fork and watching CLARA’S movements furtively.]
My sweet Miss is not shewing any appetite.
JOAN. I’m - I’m not used to country fare.
EMILY. O, I hear you, Clara. Thomas, this is very fine.
Clara can’t feed ’cause she’s not used to country
fare! What next, I’d like to know!
ROBIN. [Who has been watching JOAN.] Why does Aunt
sometimes put her knife in her mouth, Mother?
MILES. My good boy, ’tis plain you’ve never mixed
among the quality or you would know that each London season has its
own new fashion of acting. This summer ’tis the stylish
thing to put on a countryfied mode at table.
JESSIE. Joan don’t eat like that, Mister Hooper.
MILES. Joan’s only a maid servant, Miss Jessie. You
should learn to distinguish between such people and fine ladles like
your aunt.
JOAN. [Forcing herself to be more animated.] Give
me some fruit, Miles - I have no appetite to-day for heavy food.
’Tis far too warm.
MILES. As for me, the only food I require is the sweet honey of
my Missy’s voice.
THOMAS. Ah, ’tis a grand thing to be a young man, Miles
Hooper. There was a day when such things did come handy to my
tongue, like.
EMILY. [Sharply.] I don’t seem to remember
that day, Thomas.
THOMAS. [Sheepishly, his look falling.] Ah
- ’twas afore - afore our courting time, Emily.
LUKE. [Energetically.] Prime weather for the hay,
farmer. I count as this dry will last until the whole of it be
carried. [A knock is heard at the door.
THOMAS. Now who’ll that be? Did you see anyone
a-coming up the path, Mother?
EMILY. Do you expect me to be carving of the fowls and a-looking
out of the window the same time, Thomas?
THOMAS. George, my lad, do you open the door and see who ’tis.
[JOAN looks anxiously across the table at CLARA. Then
she drops her spoon and fork and takes up her fan, using it violently
whilst GEORGE slowly gets up and opens the door. LORD
LOVEL is seen standing on the threshold.
LORD LOVEL. [To GEORGE.] Kindly tell me, my man,
is this the farm they call Ox Lease?
GEORGE. Ah, that’s right enough.
LORD LOVEL. I’m sorry to break in upon a party like this,
but I want to see Miss Clara Spring if she is here.
THOMAS. [Standing up.] You’ve come at the very
moment, master. This be a giving in marriage supper. And
’tis Miss Clara, what’s only sister to me, as is to be wed.
LORD LOVEL. Impossible, my good sir!
THOMAS. Ah, that’s it. Miles Hooper, he’s the
happy man. If you be come by Painswick High Street you’ll
have seen his name up over the shop door.
LORD LOVEL. Miss Clara - Miles Hooper - No, I can’t believe
it.
THOMAS. [Pointing towards JOAN and MILES.]
There they be - the both of them. Turtle doves on the same branch.
You’re right welcome, master, to sit down along of we as one of
the family on this occasion.
LORD LOVEL. [Looking at JOAN who has suddenly dropped
her fan and is leaning back with a look of supplication towards CLARA.]
I must have come to the wrong place - that’s not the Miss Clara
Spring I know.
MILES. [Bending over JOAN.] My sweet Missy has no
acquaintance with this gentleman, I am sure.
[LORD LOVEL suddenly turns round and perceives CLARA seated
by MAGGIE at the table. He quickly goes towards
her, holding out his hand.
LORD LOVEL. Miss Clara. Tell me what is going on.
[Looking at her cap and apron.] Why have you dressed yourself
like this?
THOMAS. Come, come. There seems to be some sort of a hitch
here. The young gentleman has very likely stopped a bit too long
at the Spotted Cow on his way up.
JOAN. [Very faintly, looking at CLARA.] O
do you stand by me now.
CLARA. [Lays her hand on LORD LOVEL’s arm.]
Come with me, my lord. I think I can explain everything if you
will only step outside with me. Come - [She leads him swiftly
through the door which GEORGE shuts behind them.]
[JOAN leans back in her chair as though she were going to faint.
THOMAS. Well, now - but that’s a smartish wench, getting
him out so quiet, like. George, you’d best step after them
to see as the young man don’t annoy her in any way.
EMILY. That young person can take good care of herself.
Sit you down, Thomas and George, and get on with your eating, if you
can.
JESSIE. Why did he think Joan was our aunt, mother?
EMILY. ’Cause he was in that state when a man don’t
know his right leg from his left arm.
GEORGE. [Who has remained standing.] Look you here,
Master Thomas - see here mistress. ’Tis time as there was
an end of this cursed play acting, or whatever ’tis called.
EMILY. Play acting there never has been in my house, George, I’d
like for you to know.
GEORGE. O yes there have been, mistress. And ’tis
time it was finished. [Pointing to JOAN.] You just
take and ask that young person what she do mean by tricking herself
out in Miss Clara’s gowns and what not, and by having herself
called by Miss Clara’s own name.
MILES. [Taking JOAN’S hand in his.]
My sweet Miss must pay no attention to the common fellow. I dare
him to speak like that of my little lady bride.
GEORGE. A jay bird in peacock’s feathers, that’s what
’tis. And she’s took you all in, the every one of
you.
JESSIE. O George, isn’t she really our aunt from London?
GEORGE. No, that she baint, Miss Jessie.
THOMAS. Come, come, my lad. I never knew you act so afore.
EMILY. ’Tis clear where he have spent his time this afternoon.
LUKE. Nay, nay, I never did see George inside of the Spotted Cow
in all the years I’ve known of him. George baint made to
that shape.
ROBIN. Then who is Aunt Clara, George?
GEORGE. She who be just gone from out of the room, Master Robin,
and none other.
THOMAS. Come, George, this talk do sound so foolish.
GEORGE. I can’t help that, master. Foolish deeds do
call for foolish words, may be.
MILES. My pretty Miss is almost fainting, I declare. [He
pours out water for JOAN and bends affectionately over her.]
Put the drunken fellow outside and let’s have an end of this.
GEORGE. [Advancing.] Yes, us’ll have an end
to it very shortly. But I be going to put a straight question
to the maid first, and ’tis a straight answer as her’ll
have to give me in reply.
MILES. Not a word, not a word. Miss is sadly upset by your
rude manners.
GEORGE. Do you ask of the young lady but one thing, Master Hooper,
and then I’ll go when you will.
MILES. Well, my man, what’s that?
GEORGE. Do you get her to speak the name as was given she at baptism,
Mister Hooper.
MILES. This is madness. My pretty Miss shall not be teased
by such a question. Thomas, you’ll have to get this stupid
fellow locked up, or something.
GEORGE. [Angrily.] Her shall say it, if I stands
here all night.
[JOAN suddenly bends forward and hides her face in her hands,
her form shaken by violent weeping. The door opens and
CLARA enters followed by LORD LOVEL. She has taken
off her cap and apron.
JOAN. [Raising her head and stretching out her hands to
CLARA.] O speak for me, mistress. Speak for me and help.
CLARA. I am Clara, she is Joan. Thomas, Emily, I pray you
to forgive us both for taking you in like this.
THOMAS. Well, I never did hear tell of such a thing.
EMILY. I’m not going to believe a word the young person
says.
LORD LOVEL. She has told you but the truth, my good friends.
EMILY. And who are you, to put your tongue into the basin, I’d
like to know?
CLARA. This is the nephew of my dear godmother. Lord Lovel
is his name.
EMILY. If you think I’m going to be took in with such nonsense,
the more fool you, I says.
LORD LOVEL. But all that Miss Clara tells you is true, Missis
Spring. She and her serving maid, for certain reasons of their
own, agreed to change parts for a few days.
THOMAS. [Turning to JOAN.] Is this really so, my
maid?
[JOAN bows her head, her handkerchief still covering her face.
THOMAS. [To CLARA.] Who ever would have thought
on such a thing?
CLARA. ’Twas a foolish enough thing, but no harm is done.
Look up, Joan, and do not cry so pitifully.
JOAN. [Looking up at MILES.] You’ll never go
and change towards me now that we’re most as good as wed, will
you, Mister Hooper?
MILES. [Rising and speaking with cold deliberation.]
Ladies and gentlemen, I have the honour to wish you all a very pleasant
evening.
THOMAS. Come, come Miles, we be all a bit turned in the head,
it seems. But things’ll settle back to their right places
if you gives them a chance. Sit you down and take a drink of sommat.
EMILY. Don’t be so foolish, Thomas. As if a man what’s
been stung by a wasp would care to sit himself down on a hornet’s
nest.
MILES. You are perfectly right, madam. This is no place
for me. I have been sported with. My good name has been
treated as a jest.
JOAN. O Mister Hooper, ’twas my doing, all of it, but I
did it for the best, I did.
MILES. [Going to the door.] Thank you, my good woman.
Next time you want to play a little prank like this, I beg that you
will select your partner with more care. The name of Hooper is
not a suitable one to toy with, let me tell you.
ROBIN. Aren’t you going to marry her then, Mister Hooper?
MILES. I am not, Master Robin.
JESSIE. You said as you could tell a real lady by her ways, but
you couldn’t very well, could he, Mother?
[MILES, covering his mortification with sarcastic bows made to the
right and left, goes out. JOAN leans back almost
fainting in her chair.
LUKE. [Taking her hand.] This is the finest hearing
in all the world for me, Miss - Miss Joan.
JOAN. O Mr. Jenner, how deep you must despise me.
LUKE. And that I’d never do, though I’m blest if I
know why you did it.
CLARA. It was as much my fault as hers, Mister Jenner. There
were things that each of us wanted, and that we thought we might get,
by changing places, one with the other.
THOMAS. [To CLARA.] Well, my maid, I’m blessed
if I do know what you was a hunting about for, dressed up as a serving
wench.
CLARA. [Turning a little towards GEORGE.] I thought
to find something which was mine when I was a little child, but which
I lost.
JESSIE. O Georgie do know how to find things which is lost.
’Twas he as brought back the yellow pullet when her had strayed
off.
ROBIN. Yes. And ’twas George as did find your blue
hair ribbon Aunt Clara, when it was dropped in the hayfield.
JESSIE. I believe as Georgie knowed which of them was our aunt
all the time.
ROBIN. I believe it too.
THOMAS. Why, George, you sly dog, what put you on the scent, like?
GEORGE. ’Twas not one, but many things. And if you
wants a clear proof [Turning to CLARA] - put back the laces of
your sleeve, Miss Clara.
CLARA. What for, George?
GEORGE. Whilst you was a-doing of the taters, this morning, you
did pull up your sleeves. ’Twas then I held the proof.
Not that ’twas needed for me, like.
[CLARA pushes up both her sleeves, and holds out her arms
towards GEORGE.
GEORGE. [Pointing to the scar.] There ’tis
- there’s where th’ old gander have left his mark.
THE CHILDREN. [Getting up.] Where, where! O
do let us see!
[They run round to where CLARA stands and look eagerly at
the mark on her arm which she shews to them.
THOMAS. George, my lad, you baint th’ only one as can
play fox.
EMILY. Don’t you be so set up as to think as you can, Thomas.
For a more foolish figure of a goose never was cut. A man might
tell when ’twas his own sister, if so be as he had his full senses
upon him.
THOMAS. Never you mind, Emily. What I says to George is,
he baint th’ only fox. How now, my lad?
GEORGE. I don’t see what you be driving at, master.
THOMAS. [Slyly.] What about that bit of blue ribbon,
George?
CLARA. Yes, Thomas. Ask Georgie if he will give it back
to me.
GEORGE. [Stepping forward till he is by CLARA’S side.]
No, and that I will not do. ’Tis little enough as I holds,
but what little, I’ll keep it.
CLARA. [To GEORGE.] Those words are like a frail
bridge on which I can stand for a moment. Georgie, do you remember
the days when you used to lead me by the hand into the deep parts of
the wood, lifting me over the briars and the brambles so that I should
not be hurt by their thorns?
GEORGE. Hark you here, Clara. This once I’ll speak.
I never had but one true love, and that was a little maid what would
run through the woods and over all the meadows, her hand in mine.
I learnt she the note of every bird. And when th’ evening
was come, us would watch together till th’ old mother badger did
get from out of her hole, and start hunting in the long grasses.
CLARA. [Taking GEORGE’S hand.] Then,
Georgie, there was no need for the disguise that I put upon myself.
GEORGE. Do you think as the moon can hide her light when there
baint no cloud upon the sky, Clara?
CLARA. Georgie, I went in fear of what this gold and silver might
raise up between you and me.
THOMAS. That’s all finished and done with now, my maid.
If I’d a hundred sisters, George should have the pick of them,
he should.
EMILY. Thank you. Thomas. One of your sisters is about
enough.
LUKE. [Who has been sitting with JOAN’S hand in
his.] Hark you here, mistress. There’s many a
cloudy morning turns out a sunshiny day. Baint that a true saying,
Joan?
JOAN. [Looking up radiantly.] O that it is, dear
Luke.
LORD LOVEL. Miss Clara, it seems that there is nothing more to
be said.
EMILY. And that’s the most sensible thing as has been spoke
this long while. Thomas, your sister favours you in being a poor,
grizzling sort of a muddler. She might have took up with this
young man, who has a very respectable appearance.
LORD LOVEL. [Coming forward to GEORGE and shaking his
hand.] I’m proud to make your acquaintance, sir.
EMILY. [Rising angrily.] Come Thomas, come Luke,
come Clara. Us might be a barn full of broody hens the way we
be set around of this here table. ’Twill be midnight afore
the things is cleared away and washed up.
THOMAS. What if it be, Emily. ’Tisn’t very often
as I gets the chance of minding how ’twas in times gone past.
Ah, I was a young man in those days, too, I was.
EMILY. And ’tis a rare old addle head as you be got now,
Thomas.
JESSIE. [Slipping her hand into THOMAS’S.]
O do let us sit up till midnight, Dad.
ROBIN. I shall eat a smartish lot more if we does.
[Curtain.]
MY MAN JOHN
CHARACTERS
MRS. GARDNER.
WILLIAM, her son.
JOHN, his farm hand.
SUSAN, their maid.
JULIA, the owner of Luther’s Farm.
LAURA, CHRIS, NAT, TANSIE, gipsies.
ACT I. - Scene 1.
The garden of the Road Farm. To the right an arbour covered
with roses. MRS. GARDNER is seated in it, knitting.
WILLIAM is tying up flowers and watering them.
MRS. GARDNER. And you have come to a ripe age when ’tis
the plain duty of a man to turn himself towards matrimony, William.
WILLIAM. ’Tis a bit of quiet that I’m after, Mother.
MRS. GARDNER. Quiet! ’tis a good shaking up as you want,
William. Why, you have got as set in your ways as last season’s
jelly.
WILLIAM. Then let me bide so. ’Tis all I ask.
MRS. GARDNER. No, William. I’m got to be an old woman
now, and ’tis time that I had someone at my side to help in the
house-keeping and to share the work.
WILLIAM. What’s Susan for, if ’tisn’t to do
that?
MRS. GARDNER. Susan? As idle a piece of goods as ever was
seen on a summer’s day! No. ’Tisn’t a
serving maid that I was thinking of, but someone who should be of more
account in the house. ’Tis a daughter that I’m wanting,
William, and I’ve picked out the one who is to my taste.
WILLIAM. Then you’ve done more than I have, Mother.
MRS. GARDNER. ’Tis the young person whom Luther Smith has
left his farm and all his money to. I’ve got my eye on her
for you, William.
WILLIAM. Then you’ll please to put your eye somewhere else,
Mother, for I’ve seen them, and they don’t suit me.
MRS. GARDNER. Come, this is news, William. Pray where did
you meet?
WILLIAM. ’Twas when I was in church last Sunday. In
they came, the two young maids from Luthers, like a couple of gallinie
fowls, the way they did step up over the stones and shake the plumes
of them this way and that. I don’t hold with fancy tricks.
I never could abide them. No foreign wenches for me. And
that’s about all.
MRS. GARDNER. ’Tis true they are from town, but none the
worse for that, William. You have got sadly rude and cumbersome
in your ways, or you wouldn’t feel as you do towards a suitable
young person. ’Tis from getting about with John so much,
I think.
WILLIAM. Now look you here, Mother, I’ve got used to my
own ways, and when a man’s got set in his own ways, ’tis
best to leave him there. I’m past the age for marrying,
and you ought to know this better than anyone.
MRS. GARDNER. I know that ’tis a rare lot of foolishness
that you do talk, William, seeing as you’re not a year past thirty
yet. But if you can’t be got to wed for love of a maid,
perhaps you’ll do so for love of a purse, when ’tis fairly
filled.
WILLIAM. There’s always been enough for you and me so far,
Mother.
MRS. GARDNER. Ah, but that won’t last for ever. I’m
got an old woman, and I can’t do with the dairy nor the poultry
as I was used to do. And things have not the same prices to them
as ’twas a few years gone by. And last year’s season
was the worst that I remember.
WILLIAM. So ’twas. But so long as there’s a
roof over our heads and a loaf of bread and a bit of garden for me to
work on, where’s the harm, Mother?
MRS. GARDNER. O you put me out of all patience, William.
Where’s the rent to come from if we go on like this? And
the clothing, and the food? And John’s wages, and your flower
seeds, if it comes to that, for you have got terrible wasteful over
the flowers.
WILLIAM. I wish you’d take it quieter, Mother. Look
at you bed of musk, ’tis a grand smell that comes up from it all
around.
MRS. GARDNER. No, William. I’ve no eye for musk, nor
nose to smell at it either till you’ve spoken the word that I
require.
WILLIAM. Best let things bide as they are, Mother.
MRS. GARDNER. I’ll leave you no rest till you do as I wish,
William. I’m got an old woman, and ’tis hard I should
be denied in aught that I’ve set my heart upon.
WILLIAM. Please to set it upon something different, Mother, for
I’m not a marrying man, and John he’ll tell you the same
thing.
MRS. GARDNER. John! I’m sick of the very name of him.
I can’t think how ’tis that you can lower yourself by being
so close with a common farm hand, William.
WILLIAM. Ah, ’twould be a rare hard matter to find the equal
to John, Mother. ’Tis of gold all through, and every bit
of him, that he is made. You don’t see many like John these
days, that’s the truth.
MRS. GARDNER. Well, then, John, won’t be here much longer,
for we shan’t have anything to give him if things go on like this.
WILLIAM. I’d wed forty wives sooner than lose John - and
that I would.
MRS. GARDNER. I’m not asking you to wed forty. ’Tis
only one.
WILLIAM. And that one?
MRS. GARDNER. The young person who’s got Luther’s
farm. Her name is Julia.
WILLIAM. [Leaving his flower border and walking up and down
thoughtfully.] Would she be the one with the cherry colour
ribbons to her gown?
MRS. GARDNER. I’m sure I don’t know. I was not
at church last Sunday.
WILLIAM. Or t’other one in green?
MRS. GARDNER. You appear to have used your eyes pretty well, William.
WILLIAM. O, I can see a smartish bit about me when I choose.
MRS. GARDNER. T’other wench is but the housekeeper.
WILLIAM. Where did you get that from?
MRS. GARDNER. ’Twas Susan who told me. She got it
off someone down in the village.
WILLIAM. Well, which of the maids would have had the cherry-coloured
ribbons to her, Mother?
MRS. GARDNER. I’m sure I don’t know, but if you go
up there courting this afternoon, may happen that you’ll find
out.
WILLIAM. This afternoon? O, that’s much too sudden
like.
MRS. GARDNER. Not a bit of it. Recollect, your fancy has
been set on her since Sunday.
WILLIAM. Come, Mother, you can’t expect a man to jump into
the river all of a sudden like this.
MRS. GARDNER. I expect you to go up there this very day and to
commence telling her of your feelings.
WILLIAM. But I’ve got no feelings that I can tell her of,
Mother.
MRS. GARDNER. Then you’ll please to find some, William.
WILLIAM. ’Tis a thing that in all my life I’ve never
done as to go visiting of a strange wench of an afternoon.
MRS. GARDNER. Then ’tis time you did begin.
WILLIAM. And what’s more, I’ll not do it, neither.
MRS. GARDNER. Then I must tell John that we have no further need
of his services, for where the money to pay him is to come from, I don’t
know.
[She rolls up her knitting and rises.
WILLIAM. Stop a moment, Mother - stop a moment. Maybe
’twon’t be so bad when I’ve got more used to the idea.
You’ve pitched it upon me so sudden like.
MRS. GARDNER. Rent day has pitched upon me more sudden, William.
WILLIAM. Look you, Mother, I’ll get and turn it about in
my mind a bit. And, maybe, I’ll talk it over with John.
I can’t do more, can I now?
MRS. GARDNER. Talk it over with whom you please, William.
But remember ’tis this very afternoon that you have to start courting.
I’ve laid your best clothes out all ready on your bed.
WILLIAM. [Sighing heavily.] O then I count there’s
no way out of it. But how am I to bring it off? ’Tis
that I’d like to know.
MRS. GARDNER. Maybe your man will be able to give you some suitable
advice. Such things are beyond me, I’m afraid.
[She gathers up her work things, and with a contemptuous look
at her son, she goes slowly out of the garden.
[WILLIAM remains on the path lost in perturbed thought.
Suddenly he goes to the gate and calls loudly.
WILLIAM. John, John!
JOHN. [From afar.] Yes, master.
WILLIAM. [Calling.] Come you here, John, as quick
as you can run.
JOHN. That I will, master.
[JOHN hurries into the garden.
WILLIAM. John, I’m powerful upset.
JOHN. Mistress’s fowls bain’t got among the flowers
again, be they, Master William?
WILLIAM. No, no, John. ’Tisn’t so bad as that.
But I’m in a smartish fix, I can tell you.
JOHN. How’s that, master?
WILLIAM. John, did you ever go a’courting?
JOHN. Well, master, that’s a thing to ask a man!
WILLIAM. ’Tis a terrible serious matter, John. Did
you ever go?
JOHN. Courting?
WILLIAM. Yes.
JOHN. Why, I count as I have went a score of times, master.
WILLIAM. A score of times, John! But that was before you
were got to the age you are now?
JOHN. Before that, and now, master.
WILLIAM. And now, John?
JOHN. To be sure, master.
WILLIAM. Then you know how ’tis done?
JOHN. Ah, that I does, master.
WILLIAM. Well, John, you’re the man for me.
JOHN. Lord bless us, master, but what have you to do with courting?
WILLIAM. You may well ask me, John. Why, look you here -
until this very morning, you would say I was a quiet and a peaceable
man, with the right place for everything and everything in its place.
JOHN. Ah, and that you was, Master William. And a time for
all things too, and a decenter, proper gentleman no man ever served
- that’s truth.
WILLIAM. Ah, John - the mistress has set her will to change all
this.
JOHN. Now, you’d knock me down with a feather.
WILLIAM. That she has, John. I’ve got to set out courting
- a thing I’ve never thought to do in all my living days.
JOHN. That I’ll be bound you have not, Master William, though
a finer gentleman than yourself is not to be found in all the country
side.
WILLIAM. [With shy eagerness.] Is that how I appear
to you, John?
JOHN. Ah, and that you does, master. And ’tis the
wonder with all for miles around as how you’ve been and kept yourself
to yourself like this, so many years.
WILLIAM. Well, John, it appears that I’m to pass out of
my own keeping. My Sunday clothes are all laid out upon the bed.
JOHN. Bless my soul, Master William, and ’tis but Thursday
too.
WILLIAM. Isn’t that a proper day for this sort of business,
John?
JOHN. I’ve always been used to Saturday myself, but with
a gentleman ’tis different like.
WILLIAM. Well, John, there’s nothing in this day or that
as far as I can see. A bad job is a bad job, no matter what, and
the day of it does make but very little difference.
JOHN. You’re right there, master. But if I may be
so bold, where is it as you be going off courting this afternoon?
WILLIAM. Ah - now you and me will have a straight talk one with
another - for ’tis to you I look, John, for to pull me out of
this fix where the mistress has gone and put me.
JOHN. And that I’ll do, master - with all the will in the
world.
WILLIAM. Well then, John, ’tis to be one of those maids
from strange parts who are come to live at old Luther’s, up yonder.
JOHN. Ah, I seed the pair of them in church last Sunday.
Fine maids, the both of them, and properly suitable if you was to ask
me.
WILLIAM. ’Tis only the one I’ve got to court, John.
JOHN. And I reckon that’s one too many, Master William.
WILLIAM. You’re right there, John. ’Tis Mistress
Julia I’ve to go at.
JOHN. And which of the pair would that be, Master William?
WILLIAM. That one with the cherry colour ribbons to her gown,
I believe.
JOHN. Ah, t’other was plainer in her dressing, and did keep
the head of her bent smartish low on her book, so that a man couldn’t
get a fair look upon she.
WILLIAM. That would be the housekeeper or summat. ’Tis
Julia, who has the old man’s money, I’m to court.
JOHN. Well, master, I’ll come along with you a bit of the
road, to keep your heart up like.
WILLIAM. You must do more than that for me, John. You’ve
got to learn me how the courting is done before I set off.
JOHN. Why, master, courting baint a thing what wants much learning,
that’s the truth.
WILLIAM. ’Tis all new to me, John. I’m blessed
if I know how to commence. Why, the thought of it at once sends
me hot all over; and then as cold again.
JOHN. You start and get your clothes on, master. ’Tis
half the battle - clothes. What a man cannot bring out of his
mouth of a Saturday will fall out easy as anything on the Sunday with
his best coat to his back.
WILLIAM. No, John. The clothes won’t help me in this
fix. You must tell me how to start once I get to the farm and
am by the door.
JOHN. You might take a nosegay with you, master.
WILLIAM. I might. And yet, ’tis a pity to cut the
blooms for naught.
JOHN. I always takes a nosegay with me, of a Saturday night.
WILLIAM. Why, John, who is it that you are courting then?
JOHN. ’Tis that wench Susan, since you ask me, master.
But not a word of it to th’ old mistress.
WILLIAM. I’ll not mention it, John.
JOHN. Thank you kindly, master.
WILLIAM. And now, John, when the nosegay’s all gathered
and the flowers bunched, what else should I do?
JOHN. Well, then you gives it her when you gets to the door.
And very like she’ll ask you into the parlour, seeing as you be
a particular fine looking gentleman.
WILLIAM. I could not stand that, John. I’ve no tongue
to me within a strange house.
JOHN. Well then, maybe as you and she will sit aside of one another
in an arbour in the garden, or sommat of the sort.
WILLIAM. Yes, John. And what next?
JOHN. I’m blessed if I do know, master. You go along
and commence.
WILLIAM. No, John, and that I won’t. Not till I know
more about it like.
JOHN. Well, master, I’m fairly puzzled hard to tell you.
WILLIAM. I have the very thought, John. Do you bring Susan
out here. I’ll place myself behind the shrubs, and do you
get and court her as well as you know how; and maybe that will learn
me something.
JOHN. Susan’s a terrible hard wench to court, Master William.
WILLIAM. ’Twill make the better lesson, John.
JOHN. ’Tis a stone in place of a heart what Susan’s
got.
WILLIAM. ’Twill very likely be the same with Julia.
Go and bring her quickly, John.
[WILLIAM places himself behind the arbour.
JOHN. As you will, master - but Susan have been wonderful
nasty in her ways with me of late. ’Tis my belief as she
have took up with one of they low gipsy lads what have been tenting
up yonder, against the wood.
WILLIAM. Well, ’twill be your business to win her back to
you, John. See - am I properly hid, behind the arbour?
JOHN. Grandly hid, master - I’ll go and fetch the wench.
[JOHN leaves the garden.
[WILLIAM remains hidden behind the arbour. After a few
minutes JOHN returns pulling SUSAN by the hand.
SUSAN. And what are you about, bringing me into master’s
flower garden at this time of the morning? I should like for mistress
to look out of one of the windows - you’d get into fine trouble,
and me too, John.
JOHN. Susan, my dear, you be a passing fine wench to look upon,
and that’s the truth.
SUSAN. And is it to tell me such foolishness that you’ve
brought me all the way out of the kitchen?
JOHN. [Stooping and picking a dandelion.] And to
give you this flower, dear Susan.
SUSAN. [Throwing it down.] A common thing like that!
I’ll have none of it.
JOHN. ’Tis prime you looks when you be angered, Susan.
The blue fire do fairly leap from your eyes.
SUSAN. O you’re enough to anger a saint, John. What
have you brought me here for?
JOHN. I thought I’d like to tell you as you was such a fine
wench, Susan. And that I did never see a finer.
SUSAN. You do look at me as though I was yonder prize heifer what
Master William’s so powerful set on.
JOHN. Ah - and ’tis true as you have sommat of the look
of she when you stands a pawing of the ground as you be now.
SUSAN. Is it to insult me that you’ve got me away from the
kitchen, John?
JOHN. Nay - ’tis to tell you that you be a rare smartish
wench - and I’ll go along to the church with you any day as you
will name, my dear.
SUSAN. That you won’t, John. I don’t mind taking
a nosegay of flowers from you now and then, and hearing you speak nice
to me over the garden gate of an evening, but I’m not a-going
any further along the road with you. That’s all. [She
moves towards the house.
JOHN. Now, do you bide a moment longer, Susan - and let me
say sommat of all they feelings which be stirring like a nest of young
birds in my heart for you.
SUSAN. They may stir within you like an old waspes’ nest
for all I care, John.
JOHN. Come, Susan, put better words to your tongue nor they.
You can speak honey sweet when it do please you to.
SUSAN. ’Tis mustard as is the right food for you this morning,
John.
JOHN. I gets enough of that from mistress - I mean - well - I
mean - [in a loud, clear voice] - O mistress is a wonderful
fine woman and no mistake.
SUSAN. You won’t say as much when she comes round the corner
and catches you a wasting of your time like this, John.
JOHN. Is it a waste of time to stand a-drinking in the sweetness
of the finest rose what blooms, Susan?
SUSAN. Is that me, John?
JOHN. Who else should it be, Susan?
SUSAN. Well, John - sometimes I think there’s not much amiss
with you.
JOHN. O Susan, them be grand words.
SUSAN. But then again - I do think as you be getting too much
like Master William.
JOHN. And a grander gentleman than he never went upon the earth.
SUSAN. Cut and clipped and trimmed and dry as that box tree yonder.
And you be getting sommat of the same fashion about you, John.
JOHN. Then make me differenter, Susan, you know the way.
SUSAN. I’m not so sure as I do, John.
JOHN. Wed me come Michaelmas, Susan.
SUSAN. And that I’ll not. And what’s more, I’m
not a-going to stop here talking foolish with you any longer.
I’ve work to do within. [SUSAN goes off.
[JOHN, mopping his face and speaking regretfully as WILLIAM
steps from behind the arbour.
JOHN. There, master. That’s courting for you.
That’s the sort of thing. And a caddling thing it is too.
WILLIAM. But ’tis a thing that you do rare finely and well,
John. And ’tis you and none other who shall do the job for
me this afternoon, there - that’s what I’ve come to in my
thoughts.
JOHN. Master, master, whatever have you got in your head now?
WILLIAM. See here, John - we’ll cut a nosegay for you to
carry - some of the best blooms I’ll spare. And you, who
know what courting is, and who have such fine words to your tongue,
shall step up at once and do the business for me.
JOHN. Master, if ’twas an acre of stone as you’d asked
me to plough, I’d sooner do it nor a job like this.
WILLIAM. John, you’ve been a good friend to me all the years
that you have lived on the farm, you’ll not go and fail me now.
JOHN. Why not court the lady with your own tongue, Master William?
’Twould have better language to it nor what I can give the likes
of she.
WILLIAM. Your words are all right, John. ’Tisn’t
as though sensible speech was needed. You do know what’s
wanted with the maids, whilst I have never been used to them in any
way whatever. So let’s say no more about it, but commence
gathering the flowers.
JOHN. [Heavily, but resigned.] Since you say
so, master. [They begin to gather flowers.
WILLIAM. What blooms do young maids like the best, John?
JOHN. Put in a sprig of thyme, master.
WILLIAM. Yes - I can well spare that.
JOHN. And a rose that’s half opened, master.
WILLIAM. It goes to my heart to have a rose wasted on this business,
John.
JOHN. ’Tain’t likely as you can get through courtship
without parting with sommat, master. Lucky if it baint gold as
you’re called upon to spill.
WILLIAM. That’s true, John - I’ll gather the rose
-
JOHN. See here, master, the lily and the pink. Them be brave
flowers, the both of them, and with a terrible fine scent coming out
of they.
WILLIAM. Put them into the nosegay, John - And now - no more -
’Tis enough waste for one day.
JOHN. ’Tis a smartish lot of blooms as good as done for,
says I.
WILLIAM. A slow sowing and a quick reaping, John.
JOHN. ’Tis to be hoped as ’twill be the same with
the lady, master.
WILLIAM. There, off you go, John. And mind, ’tis her
with the cherry ribbon to her gown and bonnet.
JOHN. Why, master, and her might have a different ribbon to her
head this day, being that ’tis Thursday?
WILLIAM. An eye like - like a bullace, John. And a grand
colour to the face of her like yon rose.
JOHN. That’s enough, Master William. I’ll not
pitch upon the wrong maid, never fear. And now I’ll clean
myself up a bit at the pump, and set off straight away.
WILLIAM. [Shaking JOHN’s hand.] Good
luck to you, my man. And if you can bring it off quiet and decent
like without me coming in till at the last, why, ’tis a five pound
note that you shall have for your trouble.
JOHN. You be a grand gentleman to serve, Master William, and no
mistake about that.
[Curtain.]
ACT II. - Scene 1.
A wood. To the right a fallen tree (or a bench).
JOHN comes from the left, a large bunch of flowers in his
hand.
JOHN. Out, and a taking of the air in the wood, be they?
Well, bless my soul, but ’tis a rare caddling business what master’s
put upon I. ’Tis worse nor any job he have set me to in
all the years I’ve been along of him, so ’tis. But
I’m the one to bring it off slick and straight, and, bless me,
if I won’t take and hide myself by yon great bush till I see the
wenches a-coming up. That’ll give me time to have a quiet
look at the both and pick out she what master’s going a-courting
of.
[JOHN puts himself behind some thick bushes as JULIA and LAURA
come forward. JULIA is very simply dressed. Her
head is bare, and she is carrying her white cotton sunbonnet.
LAURA wears finer clothes and her bonnet is tied by bright ribbons
of cherry colour.
LAURA. [Stopping by the bench.] We’ll sit
down - ’Tis a warm day, and I’ve had enough of walking.
[She sinks down on the seat.
JULIA. [Looking all round her.] ’Tis beautiful
and quiet here. O this is ever so much better than the farm.
LAURA. The farm! What’s wrong with that, I should
like to know?
JULIA. Everything. ’Tis more like a prison than a
home to me. Within the house there’s always work crying
out to be done - and outside I believe ’tis worse - work - nothing
else speaking to me.
LAURA. You’re a sad ungrateful girl. Why, there’s
many would give their eyes to change with you.
JULIA. But out here ’tis all peace, and freedom. There’s
naught calling out to be done. The flowers grow as they like,
and the breezes move them this way, and that. The ground is thick
with leaves and blossoms and no one has got to sweep it, and the hard
things with great noises to them, like pails and churns, are far away
and clean forgot.
LAURA. ’Tisn’t much use as you’ll be on the
farm.
JULIA. I wish I’d never come nigh to it. I was happier
far before.
LAURA. ’Tis a grand life. You’ll see it as I
do one of these days.
JULIA. No, that I shall not. Every day that I wake and hear
the cattle lowing beneath my window I turn over on my pillow, and ’tis
a heart of lead that turns with me. The smell of the wild flowers
in the fields calls me, but ’tis to the dairy I must go, to work.
And at noonday, when the shade of the woodland makes me thirsty for
its coolness, ’tis the kitchen I must be in - or picking green
stuff for the market. And so on till night, when the limbs of
me can do no more and the spirit in me is like a bird with the wing
of it broken.
LAURA. You’ll harden to it all by winter time right enough.
JULIA. O I’ll never harden to it. ’Tis not that
way I am made. Some girls can set themselves down with four walls
round them, and do their task nor ask for anything beyond, but ’tis
not so with me.
LAURA. How is it then with you?
JULIA. [Pointing.] There - see that blue thing yonder
flying from one blossom to another. That’s how ’tis
with me. Shut me up close in one place, I perish. Let me
go free, and I can fly and live.
LAURA. You do talk a powerful lot of foolishness that no one could
understand.
JULIA. O, do not let us talk at all. Let us bide still,
and get ourselves refreshed by the sweetness and the wildness of the
forest.
JULIA turns away and gives herself up to the enjoyment of the wood
around her.
LAURA arranges her ribbons and smoothes out her gown. Neither
of them speak for a few minutes.
LAURA. [Looking up and pointing.] See those strange
folk over there? What are they?
JULIA. [Looking in the same direction.] I know them.
They are gipsies from the hill near to us.
LAURA. They should be driven away then. I don’t like
such folk roosting around.
JULIA. But I do. They are friends to me. Many’s
the time I have run out at dusk to speak with them as they sit round
their fire.
LAURA. Then you didn’t ought to have done so. Let’s
get off now, before they come up.
JULIA. No, no. Let us talk to them all. [Calling.]
Tansie and Chris, come you here and sit down alongside of us.
[CHRIS, NAT, and TANSIE come up.
CHRIS. Good morning to you, mistress. ’Tis a fine
brave day, to-day.
JULIA. That it is, Chris. There never was so fine a day.
And we have come to spend all of it in this forest.
TANSIE. Ah, but ’tis warm upon the high road.
NAT. We be come right away from the town, mistress.
JULIA. Then sit down, all of you, and we will talk in the cool
shade.
LAURA. Not here, if you please. I am not used to such company.
JULIA. Not here? Very well, my friends, let us go further
into the wood and you shall stretch yourselves under the green trees
and we will all rest there together.
LAURA. Well, what next! You might stop to consider how ’twill
look in the parish.
JULIA. How what will look?
LAURA. How ’twill look for you to be seen going off in such
company like this.
JULIA. The trees have not eyes, nor have the grass, and flowers.
There’s no one to see me but you, and you can turn your head t’other
way. Come Tansie, come
Chris. [She turns towards the three gipsies.
TANSIE. Nat’s in a sorry way, this morning - baint you,
Nat?
NAT. Let I be. You do torment anyone till they scarce do
know if they has senses to them or no.
TANSIE. You’re not one to miss what you never had, Nat.
CHRIS. Let the lad bide in quiet, will you. ’Tis a
powerful little nagging wench as you be.
JULIA. Why are you heavy and sad this fine day, Nat?
TANSIE. ’Tis love what’s the matter with he, mistress.
JULIA. Love? O, that’s not a thing that should bring
heaviness or gloom, but lightness to the heart, and song to the lips.
TANSIE. Ah, but when there’s been no meeting in the dusk
since Sunday, and no message sent!
CHRIS. Keep that tongue of your’n where it should be, and
give over, Tansie. Susan’s not one as would play tricks
with her lad.
JULIA. Now I have a thirst to hear all about this, Nat, so come
off further into the wood, all of you, where we can speak in quiet.
[She holds out her hand to NAT.
LAURA. Upon my word, but something must be done to bring these
goings on to an end.
JULIA. Come, Nat - you shall tell me all your trouble. I
understand the things of the heart better than Tansie, and I shall know
how to give you comfort in your distress - come
[JULIA and NAT, followed by CHRIS and TANSIE, move
off out of sight. LAURA is left sitting on the bench alone.
Presently JOHN comes out carefully from behind the bushes,
holding his bunch of flowers.
JOHN. A good day to you, mistress.
LAURA. The same to you, master.
JOHN. Folks do call me John.
LAURA. Indeed? Good morning, John.
JOHN. A fine brave sun to-day, mistress.
LAURA. But pleasant enough here in the shade.
JOHN. Now, begging your pardon, but what you wants over the head
of you baint one of these great trees full of flies and insects, but
an arbour trailed all about with bloom, such as my master has down at
his place yonder.
LAURA. Indeed? And who may your master be, John?
JOHN. ’Tis Master William Gardner, what’s the talk
of the country for miles around, mistress. And that he be.
LAURA. Master William Gardner! What, he of Road Farm?
JOHN. The very same, mistress. And as grand a gentleman
as anyone might wish for to see.
LAURA. Yes - I seem to have heard something told about him, but
I don’t rightly remember what ’twas.
JOHN. You may have heard tell as the finest field of beans this
season, that’s his.
LAURA. I don’t think ’twas of beans that I did hear.
JOHN. Or that ’twas his spotted hilt what fetched the highest
price of any in the market Saturday?
LAURA. No, ’twasn’t that neither.
JOHN. Or that folks do come as thick as flies on a summer’s
day from all parts of the country for to buy the wheat what he do grow.
Ah, and before ’tis cut or like to be, they be a fighting for
it, all of them, like a pack of dogs with a bone. So ’tis.
LAURA. ’Twasn’t that, I don’t think.
JOHN. Or ’twas that th’ old missis - she as is mother
to Master William - her has a tongue what’s sharper nor longer
than any vixen’s going. But that’s between you and
I, missis.
LAURA. Ah - ’Twas that I did hear tell of. Now I remember
it.
JOHN. But Master William - the tongue what he do keep be smooth
as honey, and a lady might do as she likes with him if one got the chance.
LAURA. Indeed? He must be a pleasant sort of a gentleman.
JOHN. For he could be led with kindness same as anything else.
But try for to drive him, as old Missis do - and very likely ’tis
hoofed as you’ll get for your pains.
LAURA. I like a man with some spirit to him, myself.
JOHN. Ah, Master William has a rare spirit to him, and that he
has. You should hear him when th’ old Missis’s fowls
be got into his flower garden. ’Tis sommat as is not likely
to be forgot in a hurry. That ’tisn’t.
LAURA. You carry a handsome nosegay of blossoms there, John.
Are they from your master’s garden?
JOHN. Ah, there’re not amiss. I helped for to raise
they too.
LAURA. And to whom are you taking them now, John?
JOHN. To the lady what my master’s a-courting of, mistress.
LAURA. And whom may that be, John?
JOHN. Why, ’tis yourself, mistress.
LAURA. Me, John? Why, I’ve never clapped eyes on Master
William Gardner so far as I know of.
JOHN. But he’ve clapped eyes on you, mistress - ’twas
at Church last Sunday. And ’tis not a bit of food, nor a
drop of drink, nor an hour of sleep, as Master William have taken since.
LAURA. O, you do surprise me, John?
JOHN. That’s how ’tis with he, mistress. ’Tis
many a year as I’ve served Master William - but never have I seen
him in the fix where he be in to-day.
LAURA. Why - how is it with him then?
JOHN. As it might be with the cattle when the flies do buzz about
they, thick in the sunshine. A-lashing this way and that, a-trampling
and a-tossing, and never a minute’s rest.
LAURA. Well, now - to think of such a thing. Indeed!
JOHN. I’ve seen a horse right up to the neck of him in that
old quag ahind of our place - a-snorting and a-clapping with his teeth
and a-plunging so as ’twould terrify anyone to harken to it.
And that’s how ’tis to-day with Master William up at home,
so ’tis.
LAURA. And only saw me once - at Church last Sunday, John?
JOHN. Ah - and they old maid flies do sting but once, but ’tis
a terrible big bump as they do raise on the flesh of anyone, that ’tis.
LAURA. O John - ’tis a fine thing to be loved like that.
JOHN. So I should say - ah, ’tisn’t every day that
a man like Master William goes a-courting.
LAURA. But he hasn’t set out yet, John.
JOHN. You take and hold the nosegay, mistress, and I’ll
go straight off and fetch him, so being as you’re agreeable.
LAURA. O yes, and that I am, John - You go and fetch him quick.
I’ll bide here gladly, waiting till he comes.
JOHN. That’s it. I knowed you for a sensible lady
the moment I pitched my eyes on to you. And when master do come
up, you take and talk to him nicely and meek-like and lead him on from
one thing to t’other: and you’ll find as he’ll go
quiet as a sheep after the first set off, spite of the great spirit
what’s at the heart of he.
LAURA. John, I’ll do all as you say, and more than all.
Only, you get along and send him quickly to me. And - yes, you
might give him a good hint, John - I’m not averse to his attentions.
JOHN. Ah, and I should think you wasn’t, for ’twould
be a hard job to find a nicer gentleman nor Master William.
LAURA. That I know it would. Why, John, my heart’s
commenced beating ever so fast, it has.
JOHN. Then you may reckon how ’tis with the poor master!
Why, ’tis my belief as ’twill be raving madness as’ll
be the end of he if sommat don’t come to put a finish to this
unrest.
LAURA. O John, ’twould never do for such a fine gentleman
to go crazy. Do you set off quick and send him along to me, and
I’ll take and do my very best for to quiet him, like.
JOHN. [Rising and about to set off.] Ah, ’tis
a powerful lot of calming as Master William do require. But you
be the one for to give it him. You just bide where you do sit
now whilst I goes and fetches him, mistress.
LAURA. O that I will, my good, dear John.
[Curtain.]
ACT II. - Scene 2.
The same wood.
WILLIAM and JOHN come up. WILLIAM carries
a large market basket containing vegetables.
JOHN. [Looking round and seeing no one.] Bless
my soul, but ’twas on the seat as I did leave she.
WILLIAM. We have kept her waiting a bit too long whilst we were
cutting the green stuff. And now ’twill be best to let matters
bide over till to-morrow.
JOHN. Why, master ’tis my belief as you be all of a-tremble
like.
WILLIAM. I wish we were well out of this business, John.
’Tis not to my liking in any way.
JOHN. ’Tis a fine looking lady, and that ’tis.
You take and court her, Master William.
WILLIAM. How am I to court the wench when she’s not here?
JOHN. [Pointing.] Look yonder, master, there she
comes through them dark trees.
WILLIAM. You’ve got to bide somewhere nigh me, John.
I could not be left alone with a wench who’s a stranger to me.
JOHN. Don’t you get flustered, Master William. See
here, I’ll hide me ahind of yon bushes, and if so be as you should
want me, why, there I’m close at hand.
WILLIAM. I’d rather you did stand at my side, John.
[JOHN hides himself behind the bushes. LAURA comes slowly
up. WILLIAM stands awkwardly before her, saying
nothing. Presently he takes off his hat and salutes her clumsily
and she bows to him. For some moments they stand embarrassed,
looking at one another.
WILLIAM. [Suddenly bringing out a bunch of carrots from
his basket and holding them up.] See these young carrots,
mistress.
LAURA. Indeed I do, master.
WILLIAM. ’Tisn’t everywhere that you do see such fine
grown ones for the time of year.
LAURA. You’re right there, master. We have none of
them up at our place.
WILLIAM. [Holding them towards her.] Then be pleased
to accept these, mistress.
LAURA. [Taking the carrots.] Thank you kindly, master.
[There is another embarrassed silence. WILLIAM looks
distractedly from LAURA to his basket. Then he takes out
a bunch of turnips.
WILLIAM. You couldn’t beat these nowhere, not if you
were to try.
LAURA. I’m sure you could not, master.
WILLIAM. They do call this sort the Early Snowball. ’Tis
a foolish name for a table root.
LAURA. ’Tis a beautiful turnip.
WILLIAM. [Giving her the bunch.] You may as well
have them too.
LAURA. O you’re very kind, master.
[There is another long silence. WILLIAM shuffles on
his feet - LAURA bends admiringly over her gifts.
WILLIAM. There’s young beans and peas and a spring cabbage
too, within the basket. I do grow a little of most everything.
LAURA. O shall we sit down and look at the vegetables together?
WILLIAM. [Visibly relieved.] We might do worse nor
that. [They sit down side by side with the basket between them.
LAURA. [Lifting the cabbage.] O, this is quite
a little picture! See how the leaves do curl backwards - so fresh
and green!
WILLIAM. Ah, and that one has a rare white heart to it, it has.
LAURA. I do love the taste of a spring cabbage, when it has a
slice of fat bacon along with it.
WILLIAM. I might have brought a couple of pounds with me if I’d
have thought. Mother do keep some rare mellow jowls a-hanging
in the pantry.
LAURA. [Shyly.] Next time, maybe.
WILLIAM. [Eagerly.] ’Twouldn’t take ten
minutes for me to run back.
LAURA. Not now - O no master - not now. Do you bide a little
longer here and tell me about - about t’other things in the basket.
WILLIAM. [Mopping his face with a handkerchief.]
Well - there’s the beans - I count that yours haven’t come
up very smart this year.
LAURA. That they’ve not. The whole place has been
let to run dreadful wild.
WILLIAM. I’d - I’d like to show you how ’tis
in my garden, one of these days.
LAURA. I’d be very pleased to walk along with you there.
WILLIAM. [Hurriedly.] Ah - you should see it later
on when the - the - the parsnips are a bit forrarder.
LAURA. I’d like to see the flower garden now, where this
nosegay came from.
WILLIAM. [Looking round uneasily.] I don’t
know what the folks would say if they were to see you and me a-going
on the road in broad day - I’m sure I don’t.
LAURA. Why, what should they say, Master Gardner?
WILLIAM. They might get saying - they might say as - as I’d
got a-courting, or sommat foolish.
LAURA. Well - and would that be untrue?
WILLIAM. [Looking at her very uncomfortably.] I’m
blessed if I do know - I mean -
LAURA. This nosegay - and look, those young carrots - and the
turnips and beans, why did you bring them for me, master, unless it
was that you intended something by it?
WILLIAM. [Very confused.] That’s so.
So ’tis. That’s true. I count you have got hold
of the sow by the ear right enough this time. And the less said
about it the better. [A slight silence.
LAURA. [Looking up shyly in WILLIAM’s face.]
What was it drew you to me first, master?
WILLIAM. I believe ’twas in Church on Sunday that I chanced
to take notice of you, like.
LAURA. Yes, but what was it about me that took your fancy in Church
on Sunday?
WILLIAM. I’m blessed if I know, unless ’twas those
coloured ribbons that you have got to your bonnet.
LAURA. You are partial to the colour?
WILLIAM. Ah, ’tis well enough.
LAURA. See here. [Taking a flower from her dress.]
This is of the same colour. I will put it in your coat.
[She fastens it in his coat. WILLIAM looks very uncomfortable
and nervous.
WILLIAM. Well, bless my soul, but women folk have got some
powerful strange tricks to them.
LAURA. [Pinning the flower in its place.] There -
my gift to you, master.
WILLIAM. You may call me by my name, if you like, ’tis more
suitable, seeing that we might go along to Church together one of these
days.
LAURA. O William, you have made me very happy - I do feel all
mazy like with my gladness.
WILLIAM. Well, Julia, we might do worse than to - to - name the
day.
LAURA. Why do you call me Julia?
WILLIAM. Seeing that I’ve given you leave to call me William
’tis only suitable that I should use your name as well.
LAURA. But my name is not Julia.
WILLIAM. What is it then, I should like to know?
LAURA. ’Tis Laura, William.
WILLIAM. Folks did tell me that you were named Julia.
LAURA. No - Laura is my name; but I live with Mistress Julia up
at Luther’s Farm, and I help her with the work. House-keeping,
dairy, poultry, garden. O there’s nothing I can’t
turn my hand to, Master William.
WILLIAM. [Starts up from the seat in deepest consternation.]
John, John - Come you here, I say! Come here.
JOHN. [Emerges from the bushes.] My dearest master!
WILLIAM. What’s this you’ve been and done, John?
JOHN. Why, master - the one with the cherry ribbons, to her you
did say.
WILLIAM. [Disgustedly.] ’Tis the wrong one.
LAURA. What are you two talking about? William, do you mean
to say as that man of yours was hid in the bushes all the while?
WILLIAM. Now, John, you’ve got to get me out of the fix
where I’m set.
JOHN. O my dear master, don’t you take on so. ’Tis
a little bit of misunderstanding to be sure, but one as can be put right
very soon.
WILLIAM. Then you get to work and set it right, John, for ’tis
beyond the power of me to do so. I’ll be blessed if I’ll
ever get meddling with this sort of job again.
JOHN. Now don’t you get so heated, master, but leave it
all to me. [Turning to LAURA.] My good wench, it
seems that there has been a little bit of misunderstanding between you
and my gentleman here.
LAURA. [Angrily.] So that’s what you call it
- misunderstanding ’tis a fine long word, but not much of meaning,
to it, I’m thinking.
JOHN. Then you do think wrong. Suppose you was to go to
market for to buy a nice spring chicken and when you was got half on
the way to home you was to see as they had put you up a lean old fowl
in place of it, what would you do then?
LAURA. I don’t see that chickens or fowls have anything
to do with the matter.
JOHN. Then you’re not the smart maid I took you for.
’Tis not you as would be suitable in my master’s home.
And what’s more, ’tis not you as my master’s come
a-courting of.
LAURA. If ’tis not me, who is it then?
[WILLIAM looks at her sheepishly and then turns away.
JOHN. ’Tis your mistress, since you wants to know.
LAURA. [Indignantly.] O, I see it all now - How could
I have been so misled!
JOHN. However could poor master have been so mistook, I say.
LAURA. [Turning away passionately.] O, I’ve
had enough of you and - and your master.
JOHN. Now that’s what I do like for to hear. Because
me and master have sommat else to do nor to stand giddle-gaddling in
this old wood the rest of the day. Us have got a smartish lot
of worry ahead of we, haven’t us, master?
WILLIAM. You never said a truer word, John.
JOHN. Come along then Master William. You can leave the
spring vegetables to she. ’Tis more nor she deserves, seeing
as her might have known as ’twas her mistress the both of us was
after, all the time.
[LAURA throws herself on the seat and begins to cry silently,
but passionately.
WILLIAM. O John, this courting, ’tis powerful heavy
work.
JOHN. [Taking WILLIAM’S arm.] Come you
along with me, master, and I’ll give you a helping hand with it
all.
LAURA. [Looking up and speaking violently.] I warrant
you will, you clown. But let me advise you to look better afore
you leap next time, or very likely ’tis in sommat worse than a
ditchful of nettles as you’ll find yourself.
JOHN. [Looking back over his shoulders as he goes off with
WILLIAM.] I reckon as you’ve no call to trouble about
we, mistress. Us is they what can look after theirselves very
well. Suppose you was to wash your face and dry your eyes and
set about the boiling of yon spring cabbage. ’Twould be
sensibler like nor to bide grizzling after one as is beyond you in his
station, so ’twould.
[JOHN and WILLIAM go out, leaving LAURA weeping
on the bench, the basket of vegetables by her side.
[Curtain.]
ACT II. - Scene 3.
JULIA is sitting at the foot of a tree in the wood. CHRIS,
NAT and TANSIE are seated near her on the ground.
JULIA. I wish this day might last for always.
CHRIS. Why, when to-morrow’s come, ’twill be the same.
JULIA. That it will not. To-day is a holiday. To-morrow’s
work.
TANSIE. One day ’tis much the same as t’other with
me.
NAT. ’Tis what we gets to eat as do make the change.
TANSIE. I should have thought as how a grand young mistress like
yourself might have had the days to your own liking.
JULIA. Ah, and so I did once. But that was before Uncle
died and left me the farm. Now, ’tis all different with
the days.
CHRIS. How was it with you afore then, mistress?
JULIA. Much the same as ’tis with that bird flying yonder.
I did so as I listed. If I had a mind to sleep when the sun was
up, then I did sleep. And if my limbs would not rest when ’twas
dark, why, then I did roam. There was naught to hold me back from
my fancy.
TANSIE. And how is it now with you, mistress?
JULIA. ’Tis all said in one word.
CHRIS. What’s that?
JULIA. ’Tis “work.”
NAT. Work?
CHRIS. Work?
TANSIE. Work! And yet ’tis a fine young lady as you
do look in your muslin gown with silky ribbons to it and all.
JULIA. I’m a farmer, Tansie. And for a farmer ’tis
work of one sort, or t’other from when the sun is up till the
candle has burned itself short. If ’tisn’t working
with my own hands, ’tis driving of the hands of another.
CHRIS. I’ve heard tell as a farmer do spin gold all the
day same as one of they great spiders as go putting out silk from their
mouths.
JULIA. And what is gold to me, Chris, who have no one but myself
to spend it on
CHRIS. Folks do say as the laying up of gold be one of the finest
things in the world.
JULIA. It will never bring happiness to me, Chris.
CHRIS. Come, mistress, ’tis a fine thing to have a great
stone roof above the head of you.
JULIA. I’d sooner get my shelter from the green leaves.
NAT. And a grand thing to have your victuals spread afore you
each time ’stead of having to go lean very often.
JULIA. O, a handful of berries and a drink of fresh water is enough
for me.
TANSIE. And beautiful it must be to stretch the limbs of you upon
feathers when night do come down, with a fine white sheet drawn up over
your head.
JULIA. O, I could rest more sweetly on the grass and moss yonder.
NAT. I did never sleep within four walls but once, and then ’twas
in gaol.
JULIA. O Nat, you were never in gaol, were you?
NAT. ’Twas that they mistook I for another. And when
the morning did come, they did let I go again.
CHRIS. I count ’twas a smartish long night, that!
NAT. ’Twas enough for to shew me how it do feel when anyone
has got to bide sleeping with the walls all around of he.
JULIA. And the ceiling above, Nat. And locked door.
And other folk lying breathing in the house, hard by. All dark
and close.
CHRIS. And where us may lie, the air do run swift over we.
We has the smell of the earth and the leaves on us as we do sleep.
There baint no darkness for we, for the stars do blink all night through
up yonder.
TANSIE. And no sound of other folk breathing but the crying of
th’ owls and the foxes’ bark.
JULIA. Ah, that must be a grand sound, the barking of a fox.
I never did hear one. Never.
CHRIS. Ah, ’tis a powerful thin sound, that - but one to
raise the hair on a man’s head and to clam the flesh of he, at
dead of night.
NAT. You come and bide along of we one evening, and you shall
hearken to the fox, and badger too, if you’ve the mind.
JULIA. O that would please me more than anything in the world.
TANSIE. And when ’twas got a little lighter, so that the
bushes could be seen, and the fields, I’d shew you where the partridge
has her nest beneath the hedge; where we have gotten eggs, and eaten
them too.
CHRIS. And I’ll take and lead you to a place what I do know
of, where the water flows clear as a diamond over the stones.
And if you bides there waiting quiet you may take the fish as they come
along - and there’s a dinner such as the Queen might not get every
day of the week.
JULIA. O Chris, who is there to say I must bide in one place when
all in me is thirsting to be in t’other!
CHRIS. I’m sure I don’t know.
NAT. I should move about where I did like, if ’twas me.
TANSIE. A fine young lady like you can do as she pleases.
JULIA. Well then, it pleases me to bide with you in the free air.
CHRIS. Our life, ’tis a poor life, and wandering.
’Tis food one day, and may be going without the next. ’Tis
the sun upon the faces of us one hour - and then the rain. But
’tis in freedom that us walks, and we be the masters of our own
limbs.
JULIA. Will you be good to me if I journey with you?
CHRIS. Ah, ’tis not likely as I’ll ever fail you,
mistress.
JULIA. Do not call me mistress any longer, Chris, my name is Julia.
CHRIS. ’Tis a well-sounding name, and one as runs easy as
clear water upon the tongue.
JULIA. Tansie, how will it be for me to go with you?
TANSIE. ’Twill be well enough with the spirit of you I don’t
doubt, but how’ll it be with the fine clothes what you have on?
NAT. [Suddenly looking up.] Why, there’s Susan
coming.
JULIA. [Looking in the same direction.] So that is
Susan?
TANSIE. I count as her has had a smartish job to get away from
th’ old missis so early in the day.
CHRIS. ’Tis a rare old she cat, and handy with the claw’s
of her, Susan’s missis.
[SUSAN comes shyly forward.
NAT. Come you here, Susan, and sit along of we.
JULIA. Yes, sit down with us in this cool shade, Susan.
You look warm from running.
SUSAN. O, I didn’t know you was here, Mistress Julia.
JULIA. Well, Susan, and so you live at Road Farm. Are you
happy there?
SUSAN. I should be if ’twern’t for mistress.
JULIA. No mistress could speak harshly to you, Susan - you are
so young and pretty.
SUSAN. Ah, but mistress takes no account of aught but the work
you does, and the tongue of her be wonderful lashing.
JULIA. Then how comes it that you have got away to the forest
so early on a week day?
SUSAN. ’Tis that mistress be powerful took up with sommat
else this afternoon, and so I was able to run out for a while and her
didn’t notice me.
TANSIE. Why Su, what’s going on up at the farm so particular
to-day?
SUSAN. ’Tis courting.
ALL. Courting?
SUSAN. Yes. That ’tis. ’Tis our Master
William what’s dressed up in his Sunday clothes and gone a-courting
with a basket of green stuff on his arm big enough to fill the market,
very nigh.
CHRIS. Well, well, who’d have thought he had it in him?
NAT. He’s a gentleman what’s not cut out for courting,
to my mind.
SUSAN. Indeed he isn’t, Nat. And however the mistress
got him dressed and set off on that business, I don’t know.
JULIA. But you have not told us who the lady is, Susan.
SUSAN. [Suddenly very embarrassed.] I - I - don’t
think as I do rightly know who ’tis, mistress.
CHRIS. Why, look you, Susan, you’ll have to take and hide
yourself if you don’t want for them to know as you be got along
of we.
SUSAN. What’s that, Chris?
CHRIS. [Pointing.] See there, that man of Master
Gardner’s be a-coming along towards us fast. Look yonder
-
SUSAN. O whatever shall I do? ’Tis John, and surely
he will tell of me when he gets back.
SAT. Come you off with me afore he do perceive you, Susan.
I’ll take you where you shall bide hid from all the Johns in the
world if you’ll but come along of me.
JULIA. That’s it. Take her off, Nat; take her, Tansie.
And do you go along too, Chris, for I have a fancy to bide alone in
the stillness of the wood for a while.
[SUSAN, TANSIE and NAT go out.
CHRIS. Be I to leave you too, Julia?
JULIA. [Slowly.] Only for a little moment, Chris;
then you can come for me again. I would like to stay with myself
in quiet for a while. New thoughts have come into my mind and
I cannot rightly understand what they do say to me, unless I hearken
to them alone.
CHRIS. Then I’ll leave you, Julia. For things be stirring
powerful in my mind too, and I’d give sommat for to come to an
understanding with they. Ah, that I would.
[They look at one another in silence for a moment, then CHRIS
slowly follows the others, leaving JULIA alone.
JULIA sits alone in the wood. Presently she begins to sing.
JULIA. [Singing.]
I sowed the seeds of love,
It was all in the Spring;
In April, in May, and in June likewise
When small birds they do sing.
[JOHN with a large basket on his arm comes up to her.
JOHN. A good day to you, mistress.
JULIA. Good afternoon.
JOHN. Now I count as you would like to know who ’tis that’s
made so bold in speaking to you, Mistress.
JULIA. Why, you’re Master Gardner’s farm hand, if
I’m not mistaken.
JOHN. Ah, that’s right enough. And there be jobs as
I wish Master William would get and do for hisself instead of putting
them on I.
JULIA. Well, and how far may you be going this afternoon?
JOHN. I baint going no further than where I be a-standing now,
mistress.
JULIA. It would appear that your business was with me, then?
JOHN. Ah, you’ve hit the right nail, mistress. ’Tis
with you. ’Tis a straight offer as my master have sent me
out for to make.
JULIA. Now I wonder what sort of an offer that might be!
JOHN. ’Tis master’s hand in marriage, and a couple
of pigs jowls, home-cured, within this here basket.
JULIA. O my good man, you’re making game of me.
JOHN. And that I baint, mistress. ’Twas in the church
as Master William seed you first. And ’tis very nigh sick
unto death with love as he have been since then.
JULIA. Is he too sick to come and plead his cause himself, John?
JOHN. Ah, and that he be. Do go moulting about the place
with his victuals left upon the dish - a sighing and a grizzling so
that any maid what’s got a heart to th’ inside of she would
be moved in pity, did she catch ear of it, and would lift he out of
the torment.
JULIA. Well, John, I’ve not seen or heard any of this sad
to-do, so I can’t be moved in pity.
JOHN. An, do you look within this basket at the jowls what Master
William have sent you. Maybe as they’ll go to your heart
straighter nor what any words might.
[JOHN sits down on the bench by JULIA and opens the basket.
JULIA looks in.
JULIA. I have no liking for pigs’ meat myself.
JOHN. Master’s pig meat be different to any in the county,
mistress. “Tell her,” says Master William, “’tis
a rare fine bit of mellow jowl as I be a sending she.”
JULIA. O John, I’m a very poor judge of such things.
JOHN. And look you here. I never seed a bit of Master William’s
home-cured sent out beyond the family to no one till this day.
No, that I have not, mistress.
JULIA. [Shutting the basket.] Well - I have no use
for such a gift, John, so it may be returned again to the family.
I am sorry you had the trouble of bringing it so far.
JOHN. You may not be partial to pig meat, mistress, but you’ll
send back the key of Master William’s heart same as you have done
the jowls.
JULIA. I have no use for the key of Master William’s heart
either, John. And you may tell him so, from me.
JOHN. Why, mistress. You don’t know what you be a
talking of. A man like my master have never had to take a No in
place of Yes in all the born days of him.
JULIA. [Rising.] Then he’ll have to take it
now, John. And I’m thinking ’tis time you set off
home again with your load.
JOHN. Well, mistress, I don’t particular care to go afore
you have given me a good word or sommat as’ll hearten up poor
Master William in his love sickness.
JULIA. Truly, John, I don’t know what you would have me
say.
JOHN. I warrant there be no lack of words to the inside of you,
if so be as you’d open you mouth a bit wider. ’Tis
not silence as a maid is troubled with in general.
JULIA. O, I have plenty of words ready, John, should you care
to hear them.
JOHN. Then out with them, Mistress Julia, and tell the master
as how you’ll take the offer what he have made you.
JULIA. I’ve never seen your master, John, but I know quite
enough about him to say I’ll never wed with him. Please
to make that very clear when you get back.
JOHN. ’Tis plain as you doesn’t know what you be a
talking of. And ’tis a wonder as how such foolishness can
came from the mouth of a sensible looking maid like yourself.
JULIA. I shall not marry Master William Gardner.
JOHN. I reckon as you’ll be glad enough to eat up every
one of them words the day you claps eyes on Master William, for a more
splendid gentleman nor he never fetched his breath.
JULIA. I’ll never wed a farmer, John.
JOHN. And then, look at the gift what Master William’s been
and sent you. ’Tisn’t to everyone as master do part
with his pig meat. That ’tisn’t.
JULIA. [Rising.] Well, you can tell your master I’m
not one that can be courted with a jowl, mellow or otherwise.
And that I’ll not wed until I can give my heart along with my
hand.
JOHN. I’d like to know where you would find a better one
nor master for to give your heart to, mistress?
JULIA. May be I have not far to search.
JOHN. [Taking up the basket.] You’re a rare
tricksy maid as ever I did see. Tricksy and tossy too.
JULIA. There - that’s enough, John. Suppose you set
off home and tell your master he can hang up his meat again in the larder,
for all that it concerns me.
JOHN. I’ll be blowed if I do say anything of the sort, mistress.
I shall get and tell Master William as you be giving a bit of thought
to the matter, and that jowls not being to your fancy, ’tis very
like as a dish of trotters may prove acceptabler.
JULIA. Say what you like, John. Only let me bide quiet in
this good forest now. I want to be with my thoughts.
JOHN. [Preparing to go and speaking aloud to himself.]
Her’s a wonderful contrary bird to be sure. And bain’t
a shy one neither, what gets timid and flustered and is easily netted.
My word, but me and master has a job before us for to catch she.
JULIA. I hear you, and ’tis very rudely that you talk.
There’s an old saying that I never could see the meaning of before,
but now I think ’tis clear, “Like master, like man,”
they say. I’ll have none of Master William, and you can
tell him so.
[JOHN goes out angrily. JULIA sits down again on the
bench and begins to sing.
JULIA. [Singing.]
My gardener stood by
And told me to take great care,
For in the middle of a red rose-bud
There grows a sharp thorn there.
[LAURA comes slowly forward, carrying the basket of vegetables
on one arm. She holds a handkerchief to her face and is crying.
JULIA. Why, Laura, what has made you cry so sadly?
LAURA. O, Julia, ’twas a rare red rose as I held in my hand,
and a rare cruel thorn that came from it and did prick me.
JULIA. And a rare basket of green stuff that you have been getting.
LAURA. [Sinking down on the seat, and weeping violently.]
His dear gift to me!
JULIA. [Looking into the basket.] O a wonderful fine
gift, to be sure. Young carrots and spring cabbage. I’ve
had a gift offered too - but mine was jowls.
LAURA. Jowls. O, and did you not take them?
JULIA. No, I sent them back to the giver, with the dry heart which
was along with them in the same basket.
LAURA. O Julia, how could you be so hard and cruel?
JULIA. Come, wouldn’t you have done the same?
LAURA. [Sobbing vehemently.] That I should not, Julia.
JULIA. Perhaps you’ve seen the gentleman then?
LAURA. I have. And O, Julia, he is a beautiful gentleman.
I never saw one that was his like.
JULIA. The rare red rose with its thorn, Laura.
LAURA. He did lay the heart of him before me - thinking my name
was Julia.
JULIA. And did he lay the vegetables too?
LAURA. ’Twas all the doing of a great fool, that man of
his.
JULIA. And you - did you give him what he asked of you - before
he knew that your name was not Julia?
LAURA. O, I did - that I did. [A short silence.
JULIA. And could you forget the prick of the thorn, did you hold
the rose again, Laura?
LAURA. O that I could. For me there’d be naught but
the rose, were it laid once more in my hand. But ’tis not
likely to be put there, since ’tis you he favours.
JULIA. But I don’t favour him.
LAURA. You’ll favour him powerful well when you see him,
Julia.
JULIA. I’ve given my heart already, but ’tis not to
him.
LAURA. You’ve given your heart?
JULIA. Yes, Chris has all of it, Laura. There is nothing
left for anyone else in the world.
LAURA. O Julia, think of your position.
JULIA. That I will not do. I am going to think of yours.
LAURA. [Beginning to cry.] I’m no better in
my station than a serving maid, like Susan.
JULIA. [Pointing.] There she comes [calling]
Susan, Susan!
[SUSAN comes up. During the next sentences LAURA takes
one bunch of vegetables after another from the basket, smoothing
each in turn with a fond caressing movement.
SUSAN. Did you call, mistress?
JULIA. Yes, Susan. That I did.
SUSAN. Can I help you in any way, Miss Julia?
JULIA. Yes, and that you can. You have got to run quickly
back to the farm.
SUSAN. Be it got terrible late, mistress?
JULIA. ’Tis not only that. You have got to find your
master and tell him to expect a visit from me in less than an hour’s
time from now. Do you understand?
SUSAN. O, yes, mistress, and that I do - to tell master as you
be coming along after he as fast as you can run.
JULIA. Well - I should not have put it in that way, but ’tis
near enough may be. So off, and make haste, Susan.
SUSAN. Please, mistress, I could make the words have a more loving
sound to them if you do wish it.
JULIA. My goodness, Susan, what are you thinking of? Say
naught, but that I’m coming. Run away now, and run quickly.
[SUSAN goes off.
LAURA. [Looking up, a bunch of carrots in her hands.]
What are you going to do now, Julia?
JULIA. You shall see, when you have done playing with those carrots.
LAURA. He pulled them, every one, with his own hands, Julia.
JULIA. My love has gathered something better for me than a carrot.
See, a spray of elder bloom that was tossing ever so high in the wind.
[She takes a branch of elder flower from her dress, and shews
it to LAURA.
LAURA. The roots that lie warm in the earth do seem more homely
like to me.
JULIA. Well - each one has their own way in love - and mine lies
through the dark woods, and yours is in the vegetable garden.
And ’tis your road that we will take this afternoon - so come
along quickly with me, Laura, for the sun has already begun to change
its light.
[LAURA replaces the vegetables in her basket and rises from the seat
as the curtain falls.
ACT III. - Scene 1.
The Garden of Road Farm as in Act I.
MRS. GARDNER is knitting in the Arbour. WILLIAM strolls
about gloomily, his hands in his pockets.
MRS. GARDNER. And serve you right, William, for sending the
man when you should have gone yourself.
WILLIAM. John has a tongue that is better used to this sort of
business than mine.
MRS. GARDNER. Nonsense, when was one of our family ever known
to fail in the tongue?
WILLIAM. If she that was asked first had only been the right one,
all would have been over and done with now.
MRS. GARDNER. ’Tis John that you have got to thank for the
blunder.
WILLIAM. [Sighing.] That was a rare fine maid, and
no mistake.
MRS. GARDNER. And a rare brazen hussy, from all that has reached
my ears.
WILLIAM. Well - I’ve done with courting - now and for all
time, that I have. And you may roast me alive if I’ll ever
go nigh to a maid again.
MRS. GARDNER. That you shall, William - and quickly too.
There’s no time like the present, and your Sunday clothes are
upon you still.
WILLIAM. I was just going up to change, Mother.
MRS. GARDNER. Then you’ll please to remain as you are.
You may take what gift you like along with you this time, so long as
it’s none of my home-cured meat.
WILLIAM. I’m blessed if I do stir out again this day.
Why, look at the seedlings crying for water, and the nets to lay over
the fruit and sommat of everything wanting to be done all around of
me. I’ll not stir.
[JOHN comes towards them.
MRS. GARDNER. Here’s John. Suppose he were to
make himself useful in the garden for once instead of meddling in things
that are none of his business.
JOHN. I’ll be blowed if ’tis any more courting as
I’ll do, neither for Master William nor on my own account.
WILLIAM. Why, John, ’twasn’t your fault that the lady
wouldn’t take me, you did your best with her, I know.
JOHN. An that I did, Master William, but a more contrary coxsy
sort of a maid I never did see. “I baint one as fancies
pig meat,” her did say. And the nose of she did curl away
up till it could go no higher. That’s not the wench for
me, I says to myself.
MRS. GARDNER. Is the jowl hung up in its right place again, John?
JOHN. That ’tis, mistress. I put it back myself, and
a good job for that ’taint went out of the family and off to the
mouths of strangers, so says I.
MRS. GARDNER. Do you tend to Master William’s garden John,
instead of talking. We’ve had enough of your tongue for
one day.
JOHN. Why, be Master William goin’ out for to court again,
this afternoon?
WILLIAM. No, John - No, I’ve had enough of that for my life
time.
JOHN. So have I, master, and more nor enough. I don’t
care particular if I never set eyes on a maid again.
WILLIAM. [Pointing to a plot of ground.] That’s
where I pulled the young carrots this morning.
JOHN. Ah, and so you did, master.
WILLIAM. And there’s from where I took the Early Snowballs.
JOHN. And a great pity as you did. There be none too many
of that sort here.
WILLIAM. She had a wonderful soft look in her eyes as she did
handle them and the spring cabbage, John.
JOHN. Ah, and a wonderful hard tongue when her knowed ’twasn’t
for she as they was pulled.
WILLIAM. Was t’other maid anything of the same pattern,
John?
JOHN. Upon my word, if t’other wasn’t the worst of
the two, for she did put a powerful lot of venom into the looks as she
did give I, and the words did fall from she like so many bricks on my
head.
WILLIAM. Pity the first was not the right maid.
JOHN. Ah, a maid what can treat a prime home-cured jowl as yon
did baint the sort for to mistress it over we, I’m thinking.
MRS. GARDNER. See here, John - suppose you were to let your tongue
bide still in its home awhile, and start doing something with your hands.
JOHN. That’s right enough, mistress. What’s
wanted, Master William?
WILLIAM. I’m blessed if I can recollect, John. This
courting business lies heavy on me, and I don’t seem able to get
above it, like.
JOHN. I’d let it alone, master, if I was you. They
be all alike, the maids. And ’twouldn’t be amiss if
we was to serve they as we serves the snails when they gets to the young
plants.
[SUSAN comes hurriedly into the garden.
SUSAN. Please master, please mistress.
MRS. GARDNER. What do you mean, Susan, by coming into the garden
without your cap? Go and put it on at once.
SUSAN. The wind must have lifted it from me, mistress, for I was
running ever so fast.
MRS. GARDNER. Do you expect me to believe that, Susan - and not
a breath stirring the flowers or trees, or anything?
SUSAN. ’Twas the lady I met as - as - as I was coming across
the field from feeding the fowls.
MRS. GARDNER. What lady, Susan?
SUSAN. Her from Luther’s, mistress.
JOHN. And what of she; out with it, wench.
SUSAN. She did tell I to say as she be coming along as fast as
she may after Master William.
WILLIAM. [As though to himself with an accent of despair.]
No. No.
JOHN. There, master, didn’t I tell you so?
WILLIAM. [Very nervously.] What did you tell me,
John?
JOHN. That, let her abide and her’d find the senses of she
presently.
WILLIAM. O I’m blessed if I do know what to do.
[JOHN takes his master’s arm and draws him aside.
JOHN. You pluck up your heart, my dearest master, and court
she hard. And in less nor a six months ’tis along to church
as you’ll be a-driving she.
WILLIAM. But John, ’tis t’other with the cherry ribbons
that has taken all my fancy.
JOHN. No, no, Master William. You take and court the mistress.
You take and tame the young vixen, and get the gold and silver from
she. T’other wench is but the serving maid.
SUSAN. The lady’s coming along ever so quickly, master.
[MRS. GARDNER, rising and folding up her knitting.
MRS. GARDNER. You’ll please to come indoors with me,
William, and I’ll brush you down and make you look more presentable
than you appear just now. Susan, you’ll get a cap to you
head at once, do you hear me! And John, take and water master’s
seedlings. Any one can stand with their mouths open and their
eyes as big as gooseberries if they’ve a mind. ’Tis
not particular sharp to do so. Come, William.
WILLIAM. I’d like a word or two with John first, Mother.
MRS. GARDNER. You come along with me this moment, William.
’Tis a too many words by far that you’ve had with John already,
and much good they’ve done to you. Come you in with me.
WILLIAM. O I’m blessed if I do know whether ’tis on
my head or on my feet that I’m standing.
[WILLIAM follows his mother slowly and gloomily into the house.
JOHN. Well - if ever there was a poor, tormented animal ’tis
the master.
SUSAN. Ah, mistress should have been born a drover by rights.
’Tis a grand nagging one as her’d have made, and sommat
what no beast would ever have got the better of.
JOHN. I wouldn’t stand in Master William’s shoes,
not if you was to put me knee deep in gold.
SUSAN. Nor I.
JOHN. Ah, this courting business, ’tis a rare caddling muddle
when ’tis all done and said.
SUSAN. ’Tis according as some folks do find it, Master John.
JOHN. ’Tis a smartish lot as you’ll get of it come
Sunday night, my wench. You wait and see.
SUSAN. That shews how little you do know. ’Twill be
better nor ever with me then.
JOHN. ’Twill be alone by yourself as you’ll go walking,
Su.
SUSAN. We’ll see about that when the time comes, John.
JOHN. All I says is that I baint a-going walking with you.
SUSAN. I never walk with two, John.
JOHN. You’ll have to learn to go in your own company.
SUSAN. I shall go by the side of my husband by then, very likely.
JOHN. Your husband? What tales be you a-giving out now?
SUSAN. ’Tis to Nat as I’m to be wed come Saturday.
JOHN. Get along with you, Susan, and put a cap to your head.
Mistress will be coming out presently, and then you know how ’twill
be if her catches you so. Get along in with you.
SUSAN. Now you don’t believe what I’m telling you
- but it’s true, O it’s true.
JOHN. Look here - There’s company at the gate, and you a-standing
there like any rough gipsy wench on the road. Get you in and make
yourself a decenter appearance and then go and tell the mistress as
they be comed.
SUSAN. [Preparing to go indoors and speaking over her shoulder.]
’Tis in the parson’s gown as you should be clothed, Master
John. Ah, ’tis a wonderful wordy preacher as you would make,
to be sure. And ’tis a rare crop as one might raise with
the seed as do fall from your mouth.
[She goes indoors. JULIA comes leisurely into the garden.
JULIA. Well, John, and how are you feeling now?
JOHN. Nicely, thank you, mistress. See yon arbour?
JULIA. And that I do, John.
JOHN. Well, you may go and sit within it till the master has leisure
to come and speak with you.
JULIA. Thank you, John, but I would sooner stop and watch you
tend the flowers.
JOHN. ’Tis all one to me whether you does or you does not.
JULIA. Now, John, you are angry with me still.
JOHN. I likes a wench as do know the mind of she, and not one
as can blow hot one moment and cold the next.
JULIA. There was never a moment when I did not know my own mind,
John. And that’s the truth.
JOHN. Well, us won’t say no more about that. ’Taint
fit as there should be ill feeling nor quarrelling ’twixt me and
you.
JULIA. You’re right, John. And there was something
that I had it in my mind to ask you.
JOHN. You can say your fill. There baint no one but me in
the garden.
JULIA. John, you told me that since Sunday your master has been
sick with love.
JOHN. That’s right enough, mistress. I count as we
shall bury he if sommat don’t come to his relief.
JULIA. Now, John, do you look into my eyes and tell me if ’tis
for love of Julia or of Laura that your master lies sickening.
JOHN. You’d best go and ask it of his self, mistress.
’Tis a smartish lot of work as I’ve got to attend to here.
JULIA. You can go on working, John. I am not hindering you.
JOHN. No more than one of they old Juney bettels a-roaring and
a-buzzin round a man’s head.
JULIA. Now, John - you must tell me which of the two it is.
Is it Laura whom your master loves, or Julia?
JOHN. ’Tis Julia, then, since you will have it out of me.
JULIA. No, John, you’re not looking straight at me.
You are looking down at the flower bed. Let your eyes meet mine.
JOHN. [Looking up crossly.] I’ve got my work
to think of. I’m not one to stand cackling with a maid.
JULIA. Could you swear me it is Julia?
JOHN. ’Tis naught to I which of you it be. There bide
over, so as I can get the watering finished.
JULIA. [Seizes the watering can.] Now, John, you
have got to speak the truth to me.
JOHN. Give up yon can, I tell you. O you do act wonderful
unseemly for a young lady.
JULIA. [Withholding the can.] Not till I have the
truth from you.
JOHN. [Angrily.] Well then, is it likely that my
master would set his fancy on such a plaguy, wayward maid? Why,
Master William do know better nor to do such a thing, I can tell you.
JULIA. Then ’tis for Laura that he is love-sick, John.
JOHN. Give I the watering can.
JULIA. [Giving him the can.] Here it is, dear John.
O I had a fancy all the time that ’twas to Laura your master had
lost his heart. And now I see I made no mistake.
JOHN. I shouldn’t have spoke as I did if you hadn’t
a buzzed around I till I was drove very nigh crazy. Master William,
he’ll never forgive me this.
JULIA. That he will, I’m sure, when he has listened to what
I have got to say to him.
JOHN. You do set a powerful store on what your tongue might say,
but I’d take and bide quiet at home if I was you and not come
hunting of a nice reasonable gentleman like master, out of his very
garden.
JULIA. O John, you’re a sad, ill-natured man, and you misjudge
me very unkindly. But I’ll not bear malice if you will just
run in and tell your master that I want a word with him.
JOHN. A word? Why not say fifty? When was a maid ever
satisfied with one word I’d like to know?
JULIA. Well - I shan’t say more than six, very likely, so
fetch him to me now, John, and I’ll wait here in the garden.
[JOHN looks at her with exasperated contempt. Then he slowly
walks away towards the house. JULIA goes in the opposite
direction to the garden gate.
JULIA. [Calling.] Chris! [CHRIS comes
in.
JULIA. [Pointing.] O Chris, look at this fine
garden - and yon arbour - see the fine house, with lace curtains to
the windows of it.
CHRIS. [Sullenly.] Ah - I sees it all very well.
JULIA. And all this could be mine for the stretching out of a
hand.
CHRIS. Then stretch it.
JULIA. ’Twould be like putting a wild bird into a gilded
cage, to set me here in this place. No, I must go free with you,
Chris - and we will wander where our spirits lead us - over all the
world if we have a mind to do so.
CHRIS. Please God you’ll not grieve at your choice.
JULIA. That I never shall. Now call to Laura. Is she
in the lane outside?
CHRIS. There, she be come to the gate now.
[LAURA comes in, followed by NAT and TANSIE.
JULIA. [Pointing to a place on the ground.] Laura,
see, here is the place from which your young carrots were pulled.
LAURA. O look at the flowers, Julia - Lillies, pinks and red roses.
JULIA. ’Tis a fine red rose that shall be gathered for you
presently, Laura. [JOHN comes up.
JOHN. The master’s very nigh ready now, mistress.
[SUSAN follows him.
SUSAN. The mistress says, please to be seated till she do
come.
JOHN. [To CHRIS and NAT.] Now, my men, we
don’t want the likes of you in here. You had best get off
afore Master William catches sight of you.
JULIA. No, John. These are my friends, and I wish them to
hear all that I have to say to your master.
JOHN. Ah, ’tis in the grave as poor Master William will
be landed soon if you don’t have a care.
LAURA. [Anxiously.] O is he so delicate as that,
John?
JOHN. Ah - and that he be. And these here love matters and
courtings and foolishness have very nigh done for he. I don’t
give him but a week longer if things do go on as they be now.
[WILLIAM and MRS. GARDNER come in. WILLIAM looks
nervously round him. MRS. GARDNER perceives the gipsies,
and SUSAN talking to NAT.
MRS. GARDNER. Susan, get you to your place in the kitchen, as
quick as you can. John, put yon roadsters through the gate, if
you please. [Turning to JULIA.] Now young Miss?
JULIA. A very good evening to you, mistress. And let me
make Chris known to you for he and I are to be wed to-morrow.
[She takes CHRIS by the hand and leads him forward.
MRS. GARDNER. What’s this? William, do you understand
what the young person is telling us?
JULIA. [Taking LAURA with her other hand.]
And here is Laura to whom I have given all my land and all my money.
She is the mistress of Luther’s now.
JOHN. [Aside to WILLIAM.] Now master, hearken to
that. Can’t you lift your spirits a bit.
JULIA. [To MRS. GARDNER.] And I beg you to accept
her as a daughter. She will make a better farmer’s wife
than ever I shall.
JOHN. [In a loud whisper.] Start courting, master.
WILLIAM. O I dare not quite so sudden, John.
MRS. GARDNER. [Sitting down.] It will take a few
moments for me to understand this situation.
JULIA. There is no need for any hurry. We have all the evening
before us.
JOHN. [Hastily gathers a rosebud and puts it into WILLIAM’S
hand.] Give her a blossom, master. ’Tis an
easy start off.
WILLIAM. [Coming forward shyly with the flower.]
Would you fancy a rosebud, mistress?
LAURA. O that I would, master.
WILLIAM. Should you care to see - to see where the young celery
is planted out?
LAURA. O, I’d dearly love to see the spot.
WILLIAM. I’ll take you along to it then. [He gives
her his arm, very awkwardly, and they move away.
MRS. GARDNER. [Sitting down.] Well - things have
changed since I was young.
JOHN. [Looking viciously at NAT and SUSAN.]
Ah, I counts they have, mistress, and ’tis all for the worse.
SUSAN. [Comes forward timidly.] And me and Nat are
to be married too, mistress.
MRS. GARDNER. I should have given you notice anyhow to-night,
Susan, so perhaps it’s just as well you have made sure of some
sort of a roof to your head.
NAT. ’Twill be but the roof of th’ old cart, mistress;
but I warrant as her’ll sleep bravely under it, won’t you,
Su.
SUSAN. That I shall, dear Nat.
TANSIE. Well, Master John, have you a fancy to come tenting along
of we.
JOHN. Upon my word, but I don’t know how ’tis with
the young people nowadays, they be so bold.
JULIA. [Who has been standing apart, her hand in that
of CHRIS.] New days, new ways, John.
JOHN. Bless my soul, but ’tis hard to keep up with all these
goings on, and no mistake.
JULIA. No need for you to try, John. If you are too old
to run with us you must abide still and watch us as we go.
CHRIS. But there, you needn’t look downhearted, master,
for I knows someone as’ll give you a rare warm welcome if so be
as you should change your mind and take your chance in the open, same
as we.
TANSIE. You shall pay for that, Chris.
JOHN. [Stiffly.] I hope as I’ve a properer
sense of my duty nor many others what I could name.
MRS. GARDNER. Those are the first suitable words that have been
spoken in my hearing this afternoon.
[WILLIAM, with LAURA on his arm, returns.
LAURA carries a small cucumber very lovingly.
LAURA. Julia, look! The first one of the season!
O, isn’t it a picture!
JULIA. O Laura, ’tis a fine wedding gift to be sure.
WILLIAM. [Stepping up to JOHN.] John, my man, here’s
a five pound note to your pocket. I’d never have won this
lady here if it hadn’t been for you.
JOHN. [Taking the note.] Don’t name it, dear
master. ’Tis a long courtship what has no ending to it,
so I always says.
MRS. GARDNER. ’Tis one upset after another, but suppose
you were to make yourself useful for once, Susan, and bring out the
tray with the cake and glasses on it.
JOHN. Ah, that’s it, and I’ll go along of she and
help draw the cider. Courtship be powerful drying work.
LAURA. [Looking into WILLIAM’S eyes.]
O William, ’twas those Early Snowballs that did first stir up
my heart.
WILLIAM. ’Twas John who thought of them. Why, John
has more sensible thoughts to the mind of him than any other man in
the world - and when the cider is brought, ’tis to John’s
health we will all drink.
[Curtain.]
PRINCESS ROYAL
CHARACTERS IN THE PLAY
ROSE, MARION, village girls.
LADY MILLICENT.
ALICE, her maid.
LEAH, an old gipsy.
SUSAN, otherwise Princess Royal, her grand-daughter.
JOCKIE, a little swine herd.
LADY CULLEN.
Her ladies in waiting (or one lady only).
LORD CULLEN, her only son.
As many girls as are needed for the dances should be in this Play.
The parts of Lord Cullen and Jockie may be played by girls.
ACT I. - Scene 1.
A village green. Some girls with market baskets come on to
it, each one carrying a leaflet which she is earnestly reading.
Gradually all the girls approach from different sides reading leaflets.
Under a tree at the far end of the green the old gipsy is sitting -
she lights a pipe and begins to smoke as ROSE, her basket full
of market produce, comes slowly forward reading her sheet of
paper. She is followed by MARION - also reading.
ROSE. Well, ’tis like to be a fine set out, this May
Day.
MARION. I can make naught of it myself.
ROSE. Why, ’tis Lord Cullen putting it about as how he be
back from the war and thinking of getting himself wed, like.
MARION. I understands that much, I do.
ROSE. Only he can’t find the maid what he’s lost his
heart to.
MARION. [Reading.] The wench what his lordship did
see a-dancing all by herself in the forest when he was hid one day all
among the brambles, a-rabbiting or sommat.
ROSE. And when my lord would have spoke with her, the maid did
turn and fled away quick as a weasel.
MARION. And his lordship off to the fighting when ’twas
next morn.
ROSE. So now, each maid of us in the village and all around be
to dance upon the green come May Day so that my lord may see who ’twas
that pleased his fancy.
[SUSAN comes up and stands quietly listening. She is bare foot
and her skirt is ragged, she wears a shawl over her shoulders
and her hair is rough and untidy. On her arm she carries a basket
containing a few vegetables and other marketings.
MARION. And when he do pitch upon the one, ’tis her
as he will wed.
ROSE. ’Twill be a thing to sharpen the claws of th’
old countess worse nor ever - that marriage.
MARION. Ah, I reckon as her be mortal angered with all the giddle-gaddle
this business have set up among the folk.
ROSE. [Regretfully.] I’ve never danced among
the trees myself.
MARION. [Sadly.] Nor I, neither, Rose.
ROSE. I’d dearly like to be a countess, Marion.
MARION. His lordship might think I was the maid. I’m
spry upon my feet you know.
[SUSAN comes still nearer.
MARION. [Turning to her and speaking rudely.]
Well, Princess Rags, ’tisn’t likely as ’twas you a-dancing
one of your Morris dances in the wood that day!
ROSE. [Mockingly.] ’Tisn’t likely as
his lordship would set his thoughts on a wench what could caper about
like a Morris man upon the high road. So there.
SUSAN. [Indifferently.] I never danced upon the high
road, I dances only where ’tis dark with gloom and no eyes upon
me. No mortal eyes.
MARION. [Impudently.] Get along with you, Princess
Royal. Go off to th’ old gipsy Gran’ma yonder.
We don’t want the likes of you along of us.
ROSE. Go off and dance to your own animals, Miss Goatherd.
All of us be a-going to practise our steps against May Day. Come
along girls.
[She signs to the other girls who all draw near and arrange themselves
for a Country Dance. SUSAN goes slowly towards her GRANDMOTHER
and sits on the ground by her side, looking sadly and wistfully
at the dancers. At the end of the dance, the girls pick
up their baskets and go off in different directions across the green.
SUSAN and her GRANDMOTHER remain in their places. The
gipsy continues to smoke and SUSAN absently turns over the things
in her basket.
SUSAN. They mock me in the name they have fixed to me - Princess
Royal.
GRANDMOTHER. Let them mock. I’ll bring the words back
to them like scorpions upon their tongues.
[There is a little silence and then SUSAN begins to sing as
though to herself.
SUSAN. [Singing.]
“As I walked out one May morning,
So early in the Spring;
I placed my back against the old garden gate,
And I heard my true love sing.” {1}
GRANDMOTHER. [At the end of the singing.] It might
be the blackcap a-warbling all among of the branches. So it might.
SUSAN. Ah, ’twas I that was a-dancing in the shade of the
woods that day.
GRANDMOTHER. He’ll never look on the likes of you - that’s
sure enough, my little wench.
SUSAN. I wish he was a goat-herd like myself - O that I do.
GRANDMOTHER. Then there wouldn’t be no use in your wedding
yourself with him as I can see.
SUSAN. ’Tis himself, not his riches that I want.
GRANDMOTHER. You be speaking foolishness. What do you know
of him - what do us blind worms know about the stars above we?
SUSAN. I see’d him pass by upon his horse one day.
All there was of him did shine like the sun upon the water - I was very
near dazed by the brightness. So I was.
[The GRANDMOTHER continues to smoke in silence.
SUSAN. [Softly.] And ’twas then I lost
the heart within me to him.
[JOCKIE runs up beating his tabor.
SUSAN. [Springing up.] Come, Jockie, I have a
mind to dance a step or two. [Rubbing her eyes with the back
of her hands.] Tears be for them as have idle times and not
for poor wenches what mind cattle and goats. Come, play me my
own music, Jock. And play it as I do like it best.
[JOCKIE begins to play the tune of “Princess Royal”
and SUSAN dances. Whilst SUSAN is dancing LADY
MILLICENT and her waiting maid come slowly by and stand watching.
SUSAN suddenly perceives them and throws herself on the ground.
JOCKIE stops playing.
LADY MILLICENT. [Fanning herself.] A wondrous
bold dance, upon my word - could it have been that which captivated
my lord, Alice?
ALICE. O no, mistress. His lordship has no fancy for boldness
in a maid.
LADY MILLICENT. Immodest too. A Morris dance. The
girl should hide her face in shame.
ALICE. And there she is, looking at your ladyship with her gipsy
eyes, bold as a brass farthing.
SUSAN. [Starting up and speaking passionately.] I’ll
not be taunted for my dancing - I likes to dance wild, and leap with
my body when my spirit leaps, and fly with my limbs when my heart flies
and move in the air same as the birds do move when ’tis mating
time.
GRANDMOTHER. Ah, ’tis so with she. She baint no tame
mouse what creeps from its hole along of t’others and who do go
shuffle shuffle, in and out of the ring, mild as milk and naught in
the innards of they but the squeak.
SUSAN. [Defiantly.] ’Twas my dance gained his
lordship’s praise - so there, fine madam.
LADY MILLICENT. Your dance? Who are you then?
ALICE. A gipsy wench, mistress, who minds the goats and pigs for
one of they great farms.
GRANDMOTHER. Have a care for that tongue of yours, madam waiting
maid. For I know how to lay sommat upon it what you won’t
fancy.
LADY MILLICENT. [Coming up to SUSAN and laying her hand
on her arm.] Now tell me your name, my girl.
SUSAN. They call me Princess Royal.
LADY MILLICENT. O that must be in jest. Why, you are clothed
in rags, poor thing.
SUSAN. [Shaking herself free.] I’d sooner wear
my own rags nor the laces which you have got upon you.
LADY MILLICENT. Now why do you say such a thing?
SUSAN. ’Twas in these rags as I danced in the wood that
day, and ’tis by these rags as my lord will know me once more.
LADY MILLICENT. Listen, I will cover you in silk and laces, Princess
Royal.
ALICE. Susan is the maid’s name.
SUSAN. I don’t want none of your laces or silks.
LADY MILLICENT. And feed you with poultry and cream and sweetmeats.
SUSAN. I want naught but my crust of bread.
LADY MILLICENT. I’ll fill your hands with gold pieces.
GRANDMOTHER. Do you hear that, Sue?
SUSAN. [Doggedly.] I hear her well enough, Gran.
LADY MILLICENT. If you’ll teach me your dance against May
Day. Then, I’ll clothe myself much after your fashion and
dance upon the green with the rest.
SUSAN. I’ll not learn you my dance. Not for all the
gold in the world. You shan’t go and take the only thing
I have away from me.
LADY MILLICENT. [Angrily.] Neither shall a little
gipsy wretch like you take my love from me. We were as good as
promised to each other at our christening.
ALICE. Don’t put yourself out for the baggage, madam.
His lordship would never look on her.
GRANDMOTHER. Gold, did you say, mistress?
LADY MILLICENT. Gold? O yes - an apron full of gold, and
silver too.
GRANDMOTHER. Do you hear that, Susan?
SUSAN. [Doggedly.] I’ll not do it for a King’s
ransom.
GRANDMOTHER. You will. You’ll do it for the sake of
poor old Gran, what’s been father and mother to you - and what’s
gone hungered and thirsty so that you might have bread and drink.
SUSAN. [Distractedly.] O I can never give him up.
GRANDMOTHER. He’ll never be yourn to give - Dance till your
legs is off and he’ll have naught to say to a gipsy brat when
’tis all finished.
ALICE. Whilst my lady belongs to his lordship’s own class,
’tis but suitable as she should be the one to wed with him - knowing
the foreign tongues and all, and playing so sweetly on her instruments.
There’s a lady anyone would be proud to take before the Court
in London.
[SUSAN turns away with a movement of despair. The GRANDMOTHER
begins to smoke again. LADY MILLICENT fans herself and
ALICE arranges her own shawl.
GRANDMOTHER. I could do with a little pig up at our place
if I’d the silver to take into the market for to buy him with.
[A silence.
GRANDMOTHER. And I could do with a pair of good shoes to my
poor old feet come winter time when ’tis snowing. [Another
silence.
GRANDMOTHER. And ’twould be good not to go to bed with
the pain of hunger within my lean old body - so ’twould.
[SUSAN turns round suddenly.
SUSAN. I’ll do it, Gran. I’ll do it for
your sake. ’Tis very likely true what you do say, all of
you. I’d but dance my feet off for naught. When he
came to look into my gipsy eyes, ’twould all be over and done
with.
LADY MILLICENT. Sensible girl.
ALICE. ’Tis time she should see which way her bread was
spread.
SUSAN. Come, Jockie, come ladies - come Gran - we’ll be
off to the quiet of our own place where I can learn her ladyship the
steps and capers.
GRANDMOTHER. [Rising and pointing to an advancing figure.]
You’d best make haste. The mice be a-running from their
holes once more - t’wouldn’t do for they to know aught about
this.
SUSAN. Let us go quickly then.
[The GRANDMOTHER, SUSAN, LADY MILLICENT with ALICE and
JOCKIE go out as a crowd of village girls come on to the green,
and laughing and talking together, arrange themselves to practise
a Country Dance.
End of Act I.
ACT II. - Scene 1.
Groups of village girls are sitting or standing about on the green.
A dais has been put up at one end of it.
MARION. How slow the time do pass, this May Day.
ROSE. Let’s while it away with a song or two.
[They all join in singing. At the end of the song the gipsy
comes slowly and painfully across the green, casting black looks
to right and to left. She is followed by SUSAN, who appears
weighed down by sadness.
ROSE. Good afternoon, Princess Royal Rags. Are we to
see you cutting capers before his lordship this afternoon?
MARION. Get along and hide your bare feet behind the tree, Royal.
I’d be ashamed to go without shoes if ’twas me.
SUSAN. O leave me alone - you be worse nor a nest of waspes -
that you be.
GRANDMOTHER. [Turning fiercely round.] Us’ll
smoke them out of their holes one day - see if us do not.
[They pass over to the tree where the GRANDMOTHER sits down
and SUSAN crouches by her side. Presently they are joined
by JOCKIE. The girls sing a verse or two of another song,
and during this LADY MILLICENT, enveloped in a big cloak,
goes over to the tree, followed by ALICE, also wearing
a long cloak and they sit down by the side of SUSAN.
MARION. [Pointing.] Who are those yonder, Rose?
ROSE. I’m sure I don’t know, Marion - strangers, may
be.
MARION. O my heart goes wild this afternoon.
ROSE. Mine too. Look, there they come.
[The Music begins to play and old LADY CULLEN, followed by
her lady companions, comes slowly towards the dais, on
which she seats herself.
LADY CULLEN. Dear me, what a gathering to be sure.
HER LADY. Indeed it is an unusual sight.
LADY CULLEN. And O what a sad infatuation on the part of my poor
boy.
HER LADY. The war has been known to turn many a brain.
LADY CULLEN. And yet my son holds his own with the brightest intelligences
of the day.
HER LADY. Only one little spot of his lordship’s brain seems
to be affected.
LADY CULLEN. Just so. But here he comes, poor misguided
youth.
[LORD CULLEN comes slowly over the green, looking to right
and to left. He mounts the dais and sits down by his mother,
and the music plays for a country dance. “The Twenty
Ninth of May.” The girls arrange themselves,
and during the dance LORD CULLEN scans each face very eagerly.
The dance ends and the girls pass in single file before the dais.
LORD CULLEN. No, no - that was not the music of it, that was
not the dance - not a face among them resembles the image I carry in
my heart.
LADY CULLEN. [Aside.] Thank goodness. May that
face never be seen again.
[A fresh group come up and another dance is formed and danced.
LORD CULLEN. [At the end of it.] Worse and worse.
Could I have dreamed both the music and the dance and the dancer?
LADY CULLEN. [Soothingly.] I am sure this was the
case, my dear son.
LORD CULLEN. [Rallying.] I heard her voice singing
in the forest before ever she began to dance. It was the sweetest
voice and song I ever heard. [Looking around.] Can
any of these maid, sing to me, I wonder?
MARION. [Steps forward.] I only know one song, my
lord.
[LORD CULLEN signs to her to sing, and she stands before the
dais and sings a verse of “Bedlam.”
LORD CULLEN. [Impatiently.] No, no - that is not
in the least what I remember. [Turning to ROSE.]
You try now.
ROSE. I don’t sing, my lord - but - [Indicating another
girl in the group] she has a sweet voice, and she knows a powerful
lot of songs.
[A girl steps out from the others and sings a verse of “The
Lark in the Morn.”
LORD CULLEN. Not that. Mine was a song to stir the depths
of a man’s heart and bring tears up from the fountains of it.
[He leans back in deep dejection - and at this moment LADY MILLICENT
and ALICE come forward.
LORD CULLEN. [Eagerly.] I seem to know that russet
skirt - those bare, small feet. [Standing up quickly.]
Mother, look at that maid with the red kerchief on her head.
LADY CULLEN. Some sort of a gipsy dress, to all appearance.
LORD CULLEN. [Doubtfully.] The skirt she wore was
torn and ragged - that day in the forest. She had no gold rings
to her ears, nor silken scarf upon her head - But this might be her
dress for holidays.
[JOCKIE advances and begins to play the tune of “Princess
Royal.”
LORD CULLEN. [Eagerly.] That is the right music -
O is it possible my quest is ended!
[LADY MILLICENT and ALICE, standing opposite one to another
begin to dance - slowly and clumsily, and in evident doubt as
to their steps. LORD CULLEN watches them for a moment and
then claps his hands angrily as a sign for the music to stop.
The dancers pause.
LORD CULLEN. This is a sad mimicry of my beautiful love.
But there lies something behind the masquerade which I shall probe.
[He leaves the dais and goes straight towards LADY MILLICENT,
who turns from him in confusion.
LORD CULLEN. From whom did you take the manner and the colour
of your garments, my maid?
[LADY MILLICENT remains obstinately silent.
LORD CULLEN. [To ALICE.] Perhaps you have a tongue
in your head. From whom did you try to learn those steps?
[ALICE turns sulkily away. JOCKIE comes forward.
JOCKIE. I’ll tell your lordship all about it, and I’ll
take your lordship straight to the right wench, that I will, if so be
as your lordship will give a shilling to a poor little swine-herd what
goes empty and hungered most of the year round.
LORD CULLEN. A handful of gold, my boy, if you lead me rightly.
[JOCKIE leads the way to the tree where SUSAN is sitting.
She stands up as LORD CULLEN approaches, and for a moment
they gaze at one another in silence.
GRANDMOTHER. You might curtsey to the gentleman, Susan.
LORD CULLEN. No - there’s no need of that, from her to me.
[Turning to JOCKIE and putting his hand in his pocket.]
Here, my boy, is a golden pound for you - and more shall follow later.
[He then takes SUSAN’S hand and leads her to the foot
of the dais.
LORD CULLEN. Will you dance for me again, Susan?
SEVERAL OF THE GIRLS. [Mockingly.] Princess Royal
is her name.
MARION. [Rudely.] Or Princess Rags.
SUSAN. ’Tis all took out of my hands now, I can but do as
your lordship says. Jockie, play me my music, and play it bravely
too.
[JOCKIE places himself near her and begins to play. SUSAN
dances by herself. At the end of her dance LORD CULLEN
leads the applause, and even the ladies on the dais join faintly
in it. He then takes SUSAN by the hand and mounts the dais
with her and presents her to his mother.
LADY CULLEN. [Aside, to her companion.]
I wonder if the young person understands that my poor boy is a little
touched in the brain?
LORD CULLEN. Here is your daughter, mother.
[LADY CULLEN and SUSAN look at one another in silence.
After a moment SUSAN turns to LORD CULLEN.
SUSAN. I’m a poor ragged thing to be daughter to the likes
of she. But the heart within of me is grander nor that of any
queen, because of the love that it holds for you, my lord.
[LORD CULLEN takes her hand and leads her to the front of the dais.
LORD CULLEN. We will be married to-morrow, my princess.
And all these good people shall dance at our wedding.
MARION. [Springing up.] And we’ll do a bit
of dancing now as well. Come, Jockie, give us the tune of “Haste
to the Wedding.”
ROSE. That’s it. Come girls -
LADY MILLICENT. [To ALICE.] I pray he won’t
find out about me.
[The old GRANDMOTHER has come slowly towards the middle of
the green.
GRANDMOTHER. Ah, and my little wench will know how to pay
back some of the vipers tongues which slandered her, when she sits on
her velvet chair as a countess, the diamonds a-trickling from her neck
and the rubies a-crowning of her head. Her’ll not forget
the snakes what did lie in the grass. Her’ll have her heel
upon they, so that their heads be put low and there shan’t go
no more venom from their great jaws to harm she, my pretty lamb - my
little turtle.
[The music begins to play and all those on the green form themselves
for the dance. LORD CULLEN and SUSAN stand side
by side in front of the dais, and the GRANDMOTHER lights
a pipe and smokes it as she watches the dance from below. At the
end of the dance LORD CULLEN, leading SUSAN, comes down
from the dais and, followed by LADY CULLEN and her ladies,
passes between two lines of girls and so off the stage. The girls
follow in procession, and lastly the GRANDMOTHER preceded
by JOCKIE, beating his drum.
[Curtain.]
THE SEEDS OF LOVE
CHARACTERS
JOHN DANIEL, aged 30, a Miller.
ROSE-ANNA his sister.
KITTY, aged 16, his sister.
ROBERT PEARCE, aged 26.
LIZ, JANE elderly cousins of Robert.
JEREMY, John’s servant - of middle age.
MARY MEADOWS, aged 24, a Herbalist.
LUBIN.
ISABEL.
The time is Midsummer.
ACT I
A woodland road outside MARY’S cottage. There
are rough seats in the porch and in front of the window. Bunches
of leaves and herbs hang drying around door and window. MARY
is heard singing within.
MARY. [Singing.]
I sowed the seeds of Love,
And I sowed them in the Spring.
I gathered them up in the morning so soon.
While the sweet birds so sweetly sing,
While the sweet birds so sweetly sing. {2}
[MARY comes out of the cottage, a bundle of enchanter’s
nightshade in her arms. She hangs it by a string to the wall and
then goes indoors.
MARY. [Singing.]
The violet I did not like,
Because it bloomed so soon;
The lily and the pink I really over think,
So I vowed I would wait till June,
So I vowed I would wait till June.
[During the singing LUBIN comes slowly and heavily along the
road. He wears the dress of a farm labourer and carries a scythe
over his shoulder. In front of the cottage he pauses, looks
round doubtfully, and then sits stiffly and wearily down on the
bench beneath the window.
MARY. [Coming to the doorway with more plants and singing.]
“For the grass that has oftentimes been trampled underfoot,
Give it time, it will rise up again.”
LUBIN. [Looking up gloomily.] And that it won’t,
mistress.
MARY. [Suddenly perceiving him and coming out.] O
you are fair spent from journeying. Can I do anything for you,
master?
LUBIN. [Gazing at her fixedly.] You speak kindly
for a stranger, but ’tis beyond the power of you nor anyone to
do aught for me.
MARY. [Sitting down beside him and pointing to the wall of
the house.] See those leaves and flowers drying in the sun?
There’s medicine for every sort of sickness there, sir.
LUBIN. There’s not a root nor yet a herb on the face of
the earth that could cure the sickness I have within me.
MARY. That must be a terrible sort of a sickness, master.
LUBIN. So ’tis. ’Tis love.
MARY. Love?
LUBIN. Yes, love; wicked, unhappy love. Love what played
false when riches fled. Love that has given the heart what was
all mine to another.
[ISABEL has been slowly approaching, she wears a cotton handkerchief
over her head and carries a small bundle tied up in a cloth on her arm.
Her movements are languid and sad.
MARY. I know of flowers that can heal even the pains of love.
ISABEL. [Coming forward and speaking earnestly.]
O tell me of them quickly, mistress.
MARY. Why, are you sick of the same complaint?
ISABEL. [Sinking down on the grass at MARY’S feet.]
So bruised and wounded in the heart that the road from Framilode up
here might well have been a hundred miles or more.
LUBIN. Framilode? ’Tis there you come from?
ISABEL. I was servant at the inn down yonder. Close upon
the ferry. Do you know the place, master?
LUBIN. [In deep gloom.] Ah, the place and the ferry
man too.
MARY. [Leaning forward and clasping her hands.] Him
as is there to-day, or him who was?
LUBIN. He who was there and left for foreign parts a good three
year ago.
[ISABEL covers her face and is shaken by sobs. LUBIN leans
his elbow on his knee, shading his eyes with his hand.
MARY. I have help for all torments in my flowers. Such
things be given us for that.
ISABEL. [Looking up.] You be gentle in your voices
mistress. ’Tis like when a quist do sing, as you speaks.
MARY. Then do both of you tell your sorrow. ’Twill
be strange if I do not find sommat that will lighten your burdens for
you.
LUBIN. ’Twas at Moat Farm I was born and bred.
MARY. Close up to Daniels yonder?
LUBIN. The same. Rose-Anna of the Mill and I - we courted
and was like to marry. But there came misfortune and I lost my
all. She would not take a poor man, so I left these parts and
got to be what you do see me now - just a day labourer.
ISABEL. Mine, ’tis the same tale, very nigh. Robert
the ferry-man and me, we loved and was to have got us wedded, only there
came a powerful rich gentleman what used to go fishing along of Robert.
’Twas he that ’ticed my lover off to foreign parts.
LUBIN. [With a heavy sigh.] These things are almost
more than I can bear.
ISABEL. At first he wrote his letters very often. Then ’twas
seldom like. Then ’twas never. And then there comed
a day - [She is interrupted by her weeping.
MARY. Try to get out your story - you can let the tears run
afterwards if you have a mind.
ISABEL. There comed a day when I did meet a fisherman from Bristol.
He brought me news of Robert back from the seas, clothed in fine stuff
with money in the pockets of him, horse and carriage, and just about
to wed.
LUBIN. Did he name the maid?
ISABEL. Rose-Anna she was called, of Daniel’s mill up yonder.
LUBIN. Rose-Anna - She with whom I was to have gone to church.
MARY. Here is a tangle worse nor any briar rose.
ISABEL. O ’twas such beautiful times as we did have down
by the riverside, him and me.
LUBIN. She would sit, her hand in mine by the hour of a Sunday
afternoon.
[A pause during which LUBIN and ISABEL seem lost in
their own sad memories. MARY gets up softly and goes within
the cottage.
ISABEL. And when I heared as ’twas to-morrow they were
to wed, though ’twas like driving a knife deeper within the heart
of me, I up and got me upon the road and did travel along by starlight
and dawn and day just for one look upon his face again.
LUBIN. ’Twas so with me. From beyond Oxford town I
am come to hurt myself worse than ever, by one sight of the eyes that
have looked so cruel false into mine.
ISABEL. If I was to plead upon my knees to him ’twould do
no good - poor wench of a serving maid like me.
LUBIN. [Looking down at himself.] She’d spurn
me from the door were I to stand there knocking - in the coat I have
upon me now. No - let her go her way and wed her fancy man.
[LUBIN shades his eyes with one hand. ISABEL bows her
head on her knees weeping. MARY comes out of the house
carrying two glass bowls of water.
MARY. Leave your sorrowful tears till later, my friends.
This fresh water from the spring will revive you from your travelling.
LUBIN. [Looking up.] The heart of me is stricken
past all remedy, mistress.
ISABEL. I could well lie me down and die.
[MARY giving to each one a bowl from which they begin to drink slowly.
MARY. I spoke as you do, once. My lover passed me by
for another. A man may give all his love to the gilly flower,
but ’tis the scarlet rose as takes his fancy come to-morrow.
ISABEL. And has your heart recovered from its sickness, mistress?
MARY. [Slowly.] After many years.
LUBIN. And could you wed you to another?
MARY. [Still more slowly.] Give the grass that has
been trampled underfoot a bit of time, ’twill rise again.
There’s healing all around of us for every ill, did we but know
it.
LUBIN. I’d give sommat to know where ’tis then.
MARY. There isn’t a herb nor a leaf but what carries its
message to them that are in pain.
ISABEL. Give me a bloom that’ll put me to sleep for always,
mistress.
MARY. There’s evil plants as well, but ’tisn’t
a many. There’s hen bane which do kill the fowls and fishes
if they eat the seed of it. And there’s water hemlock which
lays dumbness upon man.
LUBIN. I’ve heard them tell of that, I have.
MARY. And of the good leaves there is hounds tongue. Wear
it at the feet of you against dogs what be savage. Herb Benet
you nail upon the door. No witch nor evil thing can enter to your
house.
LUBIN. And have you naught that can deaden the stab of love upon
the heart, mistress
ISABEL. [Speaking in anguish.] Aught that can turn
our faithless lovers back again to we?
MARY. That I have. See these small packages - you that love
Robert, take you this - and you who courted Rose-Anna, stretch out your
hand.
[She puts a small paper packet into the hands of each.
LUBIN. [Looking uncertainly at his packet.] What’ll
this do for me, I’d like to know?
MARY. ’Tis an unfailing charm. A powder from roses,
fine as dust, and another seed as well. You put it in her glass
of water - and the love comes back to you afore next sun-rise.
ISABEL. And will it be the same with I?
MARY. You have the Herb of Robert there. Be careful of it.
To-morrow at this hour, his heart will be all yours again, and you shall
do what you will with it.
ISABEL. O I can’t believe in this. ’Tis too
good to be true, and that it be - A fine gentleman as Robert be now
and a poor little wretch like me!
LUBIN. [Slowly.] ’Tis but a foolish dream like.
How are folks like us to get mixing and messing with the drinks of they?
Time was when I did sit and eat along of them at the table, the same
as one of theirselves. But now! Why, they’d take and
hound me away from the door.
ISABEL. And me too.
MARY. [Breaking off a spray of the enchanters nightshade from
the bunch drying.] That’ll bring luck, may be.
[ISABEL takes it and puts it in her dress and then wraps the packet
in her bundle. LUBIN puts his packet away also. Whilst
they are doing this, MARY strolls a little way on the
road.
MARY. [Returning.] The man from Daniels be coming
along.
LUBIN. [Hastily.] What, old Andrews?
MARY. No. This is another. Folk do marvel how Miller
John do have the patience to keep in with him.
LUBIN. How’s that?
MARY. So slow and heavy in his ways. But he can drink longer
at the cider than any man in the county afore it do fly to his head,
and that’s why master do put up with him.
[JEREMY comes heavily towards them, a straw in his mouth.
His hat is pushed to the back of his head. His expression is still
and impassive. He comes straight towards MARY, then halts.
MARY. Come, Jeremy, I reckon ’tis not for rue nor tea
of marjoram you be come here this morning?
JEREMY. [Looking coldly and critically at the travellers and
pointing to them.] Who be they?
MARY. Travellers on the road, seeking a bit of rest.
[JEREMY continues to look them all over in silence.
MARY. How be things going at the Mill to-day, Jerry?
JEREMY. Powerful bad.
MARY. O I am grieved to hear of it. What has happened?
[LUBIN and ISABEL lean forward, listening eagerly.
JEREMY. ’Tis a pretty caddle, that’s all.
MARY. The mistress isn’t took ill? or Miss Kitty?
JEREMY. I almost wish they was, for then there wouldn’t
be none of this here marrying to-morrow.
MARY. What has upset you against the wedding, Jerry?
JEREMY. One pair of hands baint enough for such goings on.
MARY. ’Tis three you’ve got up there.
JEREMY. There you’re mistook. Th’ idle wench
and the lad be both away - off afore dawn to the Fair and took their
clothes along of they. I be left with all upon me like, and ’tis
too much.
MARY. What shall you do, Jerry?
JEREMY. I’ll be blowed if I’m agoin’ to do anything.
There.
MARY. But you’ll have to stir yourself up and deck the house
and set the table and wait upon the visitors and look to the traps and
horses and all, Jerry - seeing as you’re the only one.
JEREMY. I’ll not. I’m not one as steps beyond
my own work, and master do know it too.
MARY. Then how are they going to manage?
JEREMY. I’m out to find them as’ll manage for them.
[Turning sharply to LUBIN.] Be you in search of work, young
man?
LUBIN. I - I count as I’ve nothing particular in view.
JEREMY. [Turning to ISABEL.] And you, wench?
ISABEL. [Faintly.] I’ve gone from the place
where I was servant.
JEREMY. Then you’ll come along of me - the both of you.
ISABEL. [Shrinking.] O no - I couldn’t go among
- among strangers.
JEREMY. I never takes no count of a female’s vapours.
You’ll come along of me. You’ll curl the mistress’s
hair and lace her gown and keep her tongue quiet - and you [turning
to LUBIN] my man, will set the tables and wait upon the quality
what we expect from Bristol town this dinner-time.
LUBIN. [Angrily.] I never waited on man nor woman
in my life, and I’ll not start now.
JEREMY. You will. I’m not agoin’ a half mile
further this warm morning. Back to the Mill you goes along of
me, the two of you.
MARY. [Looking fixedly at ISABEL.] This is a chance
for you, my dear. You’ll not find a better.
JEREMY. Better? I count as you’ll not better this’n.
Good money for your pains - victuals to stuff you proper, and cider,
all you can drink on a summer’s day. I count you’ll
not better that.
LUBIN. [As though to himself.] I could not go.
JEREMY. Some cattle want a lot of driving.
ISABEL. [Timidly to LUBIN.] If I go, could not you
try and come along with me, master?
LUBIN. You’ll never have the heart to go through with it.
JEREMY. ’Tis a fine fat heart as her has within of she.
Don’t you go and put fancies into the head of her.
ISABEL. [To LUBIN.] I’ll go if so be as you’ll
come along of me too.
[LUBIN bends his head and remains thinking deeply.
JEREMY. ’Tis thirsty work this hiring of men and wenches
- I’ll get me a drop of cider down at the Red Bull. Mayhap
you’ll be ready time I’ve finished.
MARY. I’ll see that you’re not kept waiting, Jeremy.
JEREMY. [Turning back after he has started.] What
be they called, Mary?
[MARY looks doubtfully towards LUBIN and ISABEL.
ISABEL. My name - they calls me Isabel.
JEREMY. [Turning to LUBIN.] And yourn?
LUBIN. [In confusion.] I don’t rightly recollect.
JEREMY. [Impassively.] ’Tis of no account,
us’ll call you William like the last one.
ISABEL. O, and couldn’t I be called like the last one too?
JEREMY. Then us’ll call you Lucy. And a rare bad slut
her was, and doubtless you’ll not prove much worser.
[He goes away.
MARY. This is your chance. A good chance too -
LUBIN. They’ll know the both of us. Love isn’t
never quite so dead but what a sound in the speech or a movement of
the hand will bring some breath to it again.
ISABEL. You’re right there, master - sommat’ll stir
in the hearts of them when they sees we - and ’tis from the door
as us’ll be chased for masking on them like this.
MARY. But not before the seeds of love have done their work.
Come, Isabel; come, Lubin - I will so dress you that you shall not be
recognised.
[MARY goes indoors. ISABEL slowly rises and takes up
her bundle. LUBIN remains seated, looking gloomily
before him.
ISABEL. Come, think what ’twill feel to be along of
our dear loves and look upon the forms of them and hear the notes of
their voices once again.
LUBIN. That’s what I am a-thinking of. ’Twill
be hot iron drove right into the heart all the while. Ah, that’s
about it.
ISABEL. I’ll gladly bear the pain.
LUBIN. [After a pause.] Then so will I. We’ll
go.
[He raises his eyes to her face and then gets heavily up and follows
her into the cottage.
ACT II. - Scene 1.
The living room at Daniel’s Mill. In the window ROSE-ANNA
is seated awkwardly sewing some bright ribbons on to a muslin gown.
KITTY is moving about rapidly dusting chairs and ornaments which
are in disorder about the room and JOHN stands with his back
to the grate gravely surveying them.
ROSE. [Petulantly.] Whatever shall we do, John!
Me not dressed, everything no how, and them expected in less nor a half
hour’s time
KITTY. There! I’ve finished a-dusting the chairs.
Now I’ll set them in their places.
ROSE. No one is thinking of me! Who’s going to help
me on with my gown and curl my hair like Robert was used to seeing me
wear it at Aunt’s?
KITTY. Did you have it different down at Bristol, Rose?
ROSE. Of course I did. ’Twouldn’t do to be countrified
in the town.
JOHN. Your hair’s well enough like that. ’Tisn’t
of hair as anyone’ll be thinking when they comes in, but of victuals.
And how we’re a-going to get the table and all fixed up in so
short a time do fairly puzzle me.
KITTY. I’ll do the table.
ROSE. No. You’ve got to help me with my gown.
O that was a good-for-nothing baggage, leaving us in the lurch!
JOHN. Well, I’ve done my best to get us out of the fix.
ROSE. And what would that be, pray?
KITTY. Why John, you’ve done nothing but stand with your
back to the grate this last hour.
JOHN. I’ve sent off Jerry.
ROSE. [Scornfully.] Much good that’ll do.
KITTY. We know just how far Jerry will have gone.
JOHN. I told him not to shew hisself unless he could bring a couple
of servants back along with him.
ROSE. [Angrily.] You’re more foolish than I
took you to be, John. Get you off at once and fetch Jerry from
his cider at the Red Bull. He’s not much of a hand about
the house, but he’s better than no one.
JOHN. [Sighing heavily.] Jeremy’s not the man
to start his drinking so early in the day.
ROSE. I’ve caught him at the cask soon after dawn.
KITTY. And so have I, John. How you put up with his independent
ways I don’t know.
JOHN. Ah, ’tisn’t everyone as has such a powerful
strong head as Jerry’s. He’s one that can be trusted
to take his fill, and none the worse with him afterwards.
[A knock at the door, which is pushed open by JEREMY.
JEREMY. [From the doorway.] Well, Master John - well,
mistress?
ROSE. [Sharply.] Master was just starting out for
to fetch you home, Jerry.
JEREMY. [Ignoring her.] Well, master, I’ve
brought a couple back along of me.
ROSE. Ducklings or chickens?
JEREMY. I’ve gotten them too.
KITTY. Do you mean that you’ve found some servants for us,
Jerry?
JEREMY. Two outside. Female and male.
JOHN. Didn’t I tell you so! There’s naught that
Jerry cannot do. You’ll have a drink for this, my man
ROSE. You may take my word he’s had that already, John.
JEREMY. I have, mistress. Whilst they was a packing up the
poultry in my basket. Down at the Bull.
ROSE. What sort of a maid is it?
JEREMY. Ah, ’tis for you to tell me that, mistress, when
you’ve had her along of you a bit.
ROSE. And the man?
JEREMY. Much the same as any other male.
ROSE. [Impatiently.] Do you step outside, John, and
have a look at them, and if they’re suitable bring them in and
we’ll set them about their work.
[JOHN goes out. KITTY peers through the window.
JEREMY. I reckon I can go off and feed the hilts now.
’Tis the time.
ROSE. Feed the hilts! Indeed you can’t do no such
thing. O I’m mad with vexation that nothing is well ordered
or suitably prepared for Mr. Robert and his fine cousins from Bristol
town. Whatever will they say to such a house when they do see
it?
JEREMY. I’m sure I don’t know.
KITTY. [From the window.] I see the new servants.
John is bringing them up the walk. The man’s face is hid
by his broad hat, but the girl looks neat enough in her cotton gown
and sun-bonnet.
[JOHN comes into the room, followed by LUBIN and ISABEL.
LUBIN shuffles off his hat, but holds it between his face
and the people in the room.
JEREMY. [Pointing to them and speaking to ROSE.]
There you are, mistress - man-servant and maid.
ROSE. What do we know about them? Folk picked up by Jerry
at the Red Bull.
JEREMY. No, from the roadside.
ROSE. Worser far.
JOHN. No, no, Rose. These young persons were spoken for
by Mary Meadows. And ’tis rare fortunate for we to obtain
their services at short notice like this.
ROSE. [To ISABEL.] What are you called, my girl?
ISABEL. [Faintly.] Isabel is my name, but I’d
sooner you called me Lucy.
ROSE. And that I will. My tongue is used to Lucy.
The other is a flighty, fanciful name for a servant.
KITTY. And what is the man called, John?
LUBIN. [Harshly.] I am called William.
KITTY. William and Lucy! Like the ones that ran away this
morning.
ROSE. O do not let us waste any more time! Jerry, do you
take the man and shew him his work in the back kitchen; and Lucy, come
to me and help me with my gown and my hair dressing. We have not
a minute to lose.
KITTY. They may be upon us any time now. I’ll go out
and gather the flowers for the parlour, since you don’t want me
any more within, Rose.
JOHN. And I’ll get and finish Jeremy’s work in the
yard. ’Tis upside down and round about and no how to-day.
But we’ll come out of it some time afore next year I reckon.
JEREMY. Don’t you ever go for to get married, master.
There could never come a worser caddle into a man’s days nor matrimony,
I count.
[JOHN, on his way to the door, pauses - as though momentarily
lost in thought.
JOHN. Was Mary Meadows asked to drop in at any time to-day,
Rose?
ROSE. [Who is taking up her gown and ribbons to show to ISABEL,
and speaking crossly.] I’m sure I don’t know,
nor care. I’ve enough to think about as ’tis.
KITTY. [Taking JOHN’s arm playfully.]
You’re terribly took up with Mary Meadows, John.
JOHN. There isn’t many like her, Kitty. She do rear
herself above t’others as - as a good wheat stalk from out the
rubbish.
[JOHN and KITTY go slowly out.
JEREMY. [As though to himself.] I sees as how
I shall have to keep an eye on master - [turning to LUBIN and
signing to him.] But come, my man, us has no time for romance,
’tis dish washing as lies afore you now.
[LUBIN jerks his head haughtily and makes a protesting gesture.
Then he seems to remember himself and follows JEREMY humbly from
the room. ROSE takes up some ribbons and laces.
ROSE. [To ISABEL, who is standing near.]
Now, Lucy, we must look sharp; Mister Robert and his cousins from Bristol
town will soon be here. I have not met with the cousins yet, but
I’ve been told as they’re very fine ladies - They stood
in place of parents to my Robert, you know. ’Tis unfortunate
we should be in such a sad muddle the day they come.
ISABEL. When I have helped you into your gown, mistress, I shall
soon have the dinner spread and all in order. I be used to such
work, and I’m considered spry upon my feet.
ROSE. ’Tis more serious that you should be able to curl
my hair in the way that Mr. Robert likes.
ISABEL. [Sadly.] I don’t doubt but that I shall
be able to do that too, mistress.
ROSE. Very well. Take the gown and come with me up to my
room.
[They go out together, ISABEL carrying the gown.
ACT II. - Scene 2.
The same room. The table is laid for dinner and ISABEL
is putting flowers upon it. LUBIN wearing his hat,
enters with large jugs of cider, which he sets upon a side table.
ISABEL. [Looking up from her work.] Shall us
ever have the heart to go on with it, Master Lubin?
LUBIN. [Bitterly.] Do not you “Master”
me, Isabel. I’m only a common servant in the house where
once I was lover and almost brother.
ISABEL. [Coming up to him.] O do not take it so hard,
Lubin - Us can do naught at this pass but trust what the young woman
did tell me.
LUBIN. [Gloomily.] The sight of Rose has stirred
up my love so powerful that I do hardly know how to hold the tears back
from my eyes.
ISABEL. [Pressing her eyes with her apron.] What’ll
it be for me when Robert comes in?
LUBIN. We’ll have to help one another, Isabel, in the plight
where we stand.
ISABEL. That’s it. And perchance as them seeds’ll
do the rest.
[They spring apart as a sound of voices and laughter is heard outside.
KITTY. [Runs in.] They’ve come. All
of them. And do you know that Robert’s cousins are no fine
ladies at all, as he said, but just two common old women dressed grand-like.
ISABEL. That will be a sad shock to poor mistress.
KITTY. O, she is too much taken up with Mister Robert to notice
yet. But quick! They are all sharp set from the drive.
Fetch in the dishes, William and Lucy.
ISABEL. All shall be ready in a moment, Miss Kitty.
[She goes hurriedly out followed by LUBIN. KITTY glances
round the room and then stands at the side of the front door.
JOHN, giving an arm to each of ROBERT’S cousins,
enters. The cousins are dressed in coloured flowered dresses,
and wear bonnets that are heavy with bright plumes. They look
cumbered and ill at ease in their clothes, and carry their sunshades
and gloves awkwardly.
LIZ. [Looking round her.] Very comfortable, I’m
sure. But I count as that there old-fashioned grate do take a
rare bit of elbow grease.
JANE. Very pleasant indeed. But I didn’t reckon as
the room would be quite the shape as ’tis.
LIZ. Come to that, I didn’t expect the house to look as
it do.
JANE. Very ancient in appearance, I’m sure.
JOHN. Ah, the house has done well enough for me and my father
and grandfather afore me.
[ROSE, very grandly dressed, comes in hanging on ROBERT’S
arm. ROBERT is clothed in the fashion of the town.
ROSE. Please to remove your bonnet, Miss Eliza. Please
to remove yours, Miss Jane.
JOHN. [Heartily.] Ah, that’s so - ’Twill
be more homely like for eating.
ROSE. There’s a glass upon the wall.
LIZ. I prefer to remain as I be.
JANE. Sister and me have our caps packed up in the tin box.
KITTY. [Bringing the tin box from the doorway.] Shall
I take you upstairs to change? Dinner’s not quite ready
yet.
LIZ. That will suit us best, I’m sure. Come, sister.
[KITTY leads the way out, followed by both sisters.
JOHN. I’ll just step outside and see that Jerry’s
tending to the horse.
[He hurries out, and ROBERT is left alone with ROSE.
ROSE. [Coming towards him and holding out her hands.]
O, Robert, is it the same between us as it was last time?
ROBERT. [Looking at her critically.] You’ve
got your hair different or something.
ROSE. [Putting her hand to her head.] The new maid.
A stupid country wench.
ROBERT. You’ve got my meaning wrong. ’Tis that
I’ve never seen you look so well before.
ROSE. O dear Robert!
ROBERT. You’ve got my fancy more than ever, Rose.
ROSE. O, I’m so happy to be going off with you to-morrow,
and I love it down at Bristol. Robert, I’m tired and sick
of country life.
ROBERT. We’ll make a grand fine lady of you there, Rose.
ROSE. [A little sharply.] Am I not one in looks already,
Robert?
ROBERT. You’re what I do dote upon. I can’t
say no more.
[LUBIN and ISABEL enter carrying dishes, which they
set upon the table. ROBERT and ROSE turn their backs
to them and look out into the garden. The staircase door is opened,
and LIZ, JANE and KITTY come into the room.
LIZ and JANE are wearing gaudy caps trimmed with violet and
green ribbons.
ROSE. We’ll sit down, now. John won’t be
a moment before he’s here.
[She sits down at one end of the table and signs to ROBERT to
place himself next to her. The sisters and KITTY seat themselves.
JOHN comes hurriedly in.
JOHN. That’s right. Everyone in their places?
But no cover laid for Mary?
ROSE. [Carelessly.] We can soon have one put, should
she take it into her head to drop in.
JOHN. That’s it. Now ladies, now Robert - ’tis
thirsty work a-driving upon the Bristol road at midsummer. We’ll
lead off with a drink of home-made cider. The eating’ll
come sweeter afterwards.
ROBERT. That’s it, Miller.
[LUBIN and ISABEL come forward and take the cider mugs from
each place to the side table, where LUBIN fills them from
a large jug. In the mugs of ROSE-ANNA and ROBERT, ISABEL
shakes the contents of the little packets. Whilst they are
doing this the following talk is carried on at the table.
LIZ [Taking up a spoon.] Real plated, sister.
JANE. Upon my word, so ’tis.
ROSE. And not so bright as I should wish to see it neither.
I’ve had a sad trouble with my maids of late.
LIZ. Sister and I don’t keep none of them, thank goodness.
JANE. We does our work with our own hands. We’d be
ashamed if ’twas otherwise.
ROBERT. [Scowling at them.] I’ve been and engaged
a house-full of servants for Rose-Anna. She shall know what ’tis
to live like a lady once she enters our family.
JOHN. Servants be like green fly on the bush. They do but
spoil th’ home and everything they do touch. All save one.
KITTY. And that one’s Jerry, I suppose.
JOHN. You’re right there, Kitty, that you are. A harder
head was never given to man than what Jerry do carry twixt his shoulders.
[LUBIN and ISABEL here put round the mugs of cider,
and everyone drinks thirstily. ISABEL stands behind the
chairs of ROSE and ROBERT and LUBIN at JOHN’S
side.
ROBERT. [Setting down his mug.] There’s
a drink what can’t be got in foreign parts.
ROSE. [Looking fondly at him.] Let the maid fill
your mug again, my dear one.
ROBERT. [Carelessly handing it to ISABEL.] I don’t
mind if I do have another swill.
[ISABEL fills the mug and puts it by his side.
LIZ. As good as any I ever tasted.
JANE. Couldn’t better it at the King’s Head up our
way.
JOHN. Good drink - plenty of it. Now we’ll start upon
the meat I reckon.
[He takes up a knife and fork and begins to carve, and LUBIN
hands round plates. During this ROBERT’S gaze
restlessly wanders about the room, finally fixing itself on ISABEL,
who presently goes out to the back kitchen with plates.
ROBERT. The new serving maid you’ve got there, Rose,
should wear a cap and not her bonnet.
ROSE. How sharp you are to notice anything.
ROBERT. A very pretty looking wench, from what I can see.
ROSE. [Speaking more to the cousins than to ROBERT.]
O she’s but a rough and untrained girl got in all of a hurry.
Not at all the sort I’ve been used to in this house, I can tell
you.
[ISABEL comes back with fresh plates and stands at the side table.
LIZ. [To JANE.] A mellower piece of pig meat
I never did taste, sister.
JANE. I’m sorry I went and took the poultry.
KITTY. John will carve you some ham if you’d like to try
it, Miss Jane.
JANE. I’m sure I’m much obliged.
[JEREMY comes in.]
JEREMY. [Coming to the back of JANE’S chair.]
Don’t you get mixing of your meats is what I says. Commence
with ham and finish with he. That’s what do suit the inside
of a delicate female.
JANE. [Looking up admiringly.] Now that’s just
what old Uncle he did used to say.
JEREMY. Old uncle did know what he was a-talking about then.
LIZ. [Warming and looking less awkward and ill at ease.]
’Twas the gout what kept Uncle so low in his eating, ’twas
not th’ inclination of him.
JEREMY. Ah ’twouldn’t be the gout nor any other disease
as would keep me from a platter of good food.
JOHN. Nor from your mug of drink neither, Jerry.
[JEREMY laughs and moves off to the side table.
LIZ. A very pleasant sort of man.
JANE. I do like anyone what’s homely.
JOHN. [Calling out heartily.] Do you listen to that,
Jerry! The ladies here do find you pleasant and homely, and I
don’t know what else.
JEREMY. The mugs want filling once more.
[He stolidly goes round the table refilling the mugs. ROSE’S
gaze wanders about her.
ROSE. [To ROBERT.] That’s not a bad looking
figure of a man -
ROBERT. Who?
ROSE. Well - the new farm hand.
ROBERT. A sulky looking brute. I’d not let him wear
his hat to table if I was master here.
ROSE. He puts me in mind of - well - there, I can’t recollect
who ’tis. [A knock is heard at the door.
ROSE. [Sharply to ISABEL.] Go and see who ’tis,
Lucy.
[ISABEL opens the door, and MARY MEADOWS stands on
the threshold, a large nosegay of beautiful wild flowers in her
hand.
JOHN. [Rising up in great pleasure.] You’re
late, Mary. But you’re welcome as the - as the very sunshine.
ROSE. Set another place, Lucy.
MARY. Not for me, Rose. I did not come here to eat or drink,
but to bring you these few blossoms and my love.
ROSE. [Rises from the table and takes the nosegay.]
I’m sure you’re very kind, Mary - Suppose we were all to
move into the parlour now we have finished dinner, and then we could
enjoy a bit of conversation.
LIZ. Very pleasant, I’m sure.
JANE. I see no objection.
KITTY. [Running round to look at the flowers.] And
Mary shall tell us how to make charms out of the flowers - and the meanings
of the blossoms and all the strange things she knows about them.
JOHN. [Taking a flower from the bunch and putting it into his
coat.] Yes, and how to brew tea as’ll curl up anyone’s
tongue within the mouth for a year - and fancy drinks for sheep with
foot rot, and powders against the murrain and any other nonsense that
you do please.
MARY. Now, John, I’ll not have you damage my business like
this.
LIZ. Maybe as the young person’s got sommat what’ll
be handy with your complaint, sister.
JANE. Or for when you be took with th’ air in your head
so bad, Jane.
ROSE. Yes, I reckon that Mary has a charm for every ill beneath
the sun. Let’s go off to the parlour along of her.
You’re not coming with us, John, are you?
JOHN. I’d not miss the telling of these things for anything
in the world, foolishness though they be.
ROSE. Come along then - all of you.
[They all go out. JEREMY holds the door open for them.
As she passes through it LIZ says, looking at him.
LIZ. We shall hope for your company, too.
JANE. To be sure, mister.
JEREMY. [Haughtily.] I bain’t one for parlours,
nor charms, ma’am. I be here for another purpose.
[They leave the room.
JEREMY. [Having watched the party out, moves towards
the cider jug.] Now, my man, now, my wench - us’ll see
what can be done with the victuals and drink they’ve been and
left. ’Tis a fair heavy feed and drink as I do need.
Sommat as’ll lift me up through all the trials of this here foolish
matrimony and stuff.
[He raises the jug of cider to his mouth as the Curtain falls.
ACT III. - Scene 1.
The next morning. ROBERT’S cousins are standing
by the fire-place of the same room.
LIZ. ’Tis powerful unhomely here, Jane.
JANE. And that ’tis. I wish as Robert had never brought
us along of him.
LIZ. She’s a stuck-up jay of a thing what he’s about
to wed if ever I seed one.
JANE. That her be. He’ll live to wish hisself dead
and buried one day.
LIZ. There bain’t but one sensible tongue in the whole place
to my mind.
JANE. Ah, he’s a man to anyone’s liking, sister.
LIZ. ’Tis homelike as he do make I to feel among all these
strangers.
JANE. Here he comes.
[JEREMY with a yoke and two pails stands at the doorway.
LIZ. Now do you come in, mister, and have a bit of talk along
of we.
JANE. Set down them pails and do as sister says, Mister Jeremy.
[JEREMY looks them all over and then slowly and deliberately sets
down his pails.
LIZ. That’s right, sister and me was feeling terribly
lonesome here this morning.
JANE. And we was wishing as we’d never left home to come
among all these stranger folk.
LIZ. Not that we feels you to be a stranger, dear Mister Jeremy.
JANE. You be a plain homely man such as me and sister be accustomed
to.
JEREMY. Anything more?
LIZ. I suppose you’ve put by a tidy bit - seeing as you
be of a certain age.
JANE. Although your looks favour you well, don’t they, sister?
LIZ. To be sure they do.
JANE. And I reckon as you could set up a home of your own any
day, mister.
JEREMY. [Pointing through the window.] See that there
roof against the mill?
LIZ. Indeed I do.
JEREMY. That’s where I do live.
[Both sisters move quickly to the window.
JANE. A very comfortable looking home indeed.
LIZ. I likes the looks of it better nor this great old house.
JANE. [Archly.] Now I daresay there’s but one
thing wanted over there, Mister Jeremy.
JEREMY. What’s that?
JANE. A good wife to do and manage for you.
JEREMY. I never was done for nor managed by a female yet, and
blowed if I will be now.
LIZ. [Shaking her finger at him.] Sister an’
me knows what comes of such words, don’t us, sister? ’Tis
an old saying in our family as one wedding do make a many.
JEREMY. Give me a woman’s tongue for foolishness.
I’ve heared a saying too in my family, which be - get a female
on to your hearth and ’tis Bedlam straight away.
JANE. Now, sister, did you ever hear the like of that?
LIZ. Us’ll have to change his mind for him, Jane.
JEREMY. I reckon ’twould take a rare lot of doing to change
that, mistress.
JANE. Bain’t you a-goin’ to get yourself ready for
church soon?
JEREMY. Dashed if I ever heard tell of such foolishness.
Who’s to mind the place with all the folk gone fiddle-faddling
out?
LIZ. There’s the man William.
JEREMY. I bain’t a-goin’ to leave the place to a stranger.
JANE. Why, sister, us’ll feel lost and lonesome without
mister, shan’t us, Liz?
LIZ. That us will. What if us stayed at home and helped
to mind the house along of he?
JANE. [Slowly.] And did not put our new gowns upon
the backs of we after all the money spent?
JEREMY. Ah, there you be. ’Tis the same with all females.
Creatures of vanity - even if they be got a bit long in the tooth.
’Tis all the same.
[JANE and LIZ draw themselves up, bridling,
but LIZ relaxes.
LIZ. He must have his little joke, sister, man-like, you know.
[JOHN enters.]
JOHN. Jerry, and I’ve been seeking you everywhere.
Come you off to the yard. ’Tis as much as we shall do to
be ready afore church time. I never knew you to idle in the house
afore.
JEREMY. [Taking up his pails, sarcastically.]
’Twas the females as tempted I, master, but ’twon’t
occur again, so there. [He hurries off, followed by
JOHN.
LIZ. [With dignity.] Us’ll go upstairs and
dress, sister.
JANE. ’Tis time we did so. All them new-fashioned
things be awkward in the fastenings.
[They go upstairs.
[ROBERT and ROSE come in from the garden. ROBERT
carries a little card-board box in his hand, which he places
on the table. ROSE sits down listlessly on a chair leaning
her arms on the table.
ROBERT. [Undoing the box.] This is the bouquet
what I promised to bring from town.
ROSE. [Her gaze wandering outside.] Well, we might
as well look at it afore I go to dress.
[ROBERT uncovers the box and takes out a small bouquet of white flowers
surrounded by a lace frill.
ROSE. [Taking it from him carelessly and raising it to
her face.] Why, they are false ones.
ROBERT. [Contemptuously.] My good girl, who ever
went to church with orange blossom that was real, I’d like to
know?
ROSE. [Languidly dropping the bouquet on the table.]
I’m sure I don’t care. I reckon that one thing’s
about as good as another to be married with.
ROBERT. [Going to the window and looking out.] Ah
- I daresay ’tis so.
ROSE. I feel tired of my wedding day already - that I do.
ROBERT. There’s a plaguey, fanciful kind of feel about the
day, what a man’s hardly used to, so it seems to me.
ROSE. [Wildly.] O, I reckon we may get used to it
in time afore we die.
ROBERT. Now - if ’twas with the right -
ROSE. Right what, Robert?
ROBERT. [Confused.] I hardly know what I was a-going
to say, Rose. Suppose you was to take up your flowers and go to
dress yourself. We might as well get it all over and finished
with.
ROSE. [Rising slowly.] Perhaps ’twould be best.
I’ll go to my room, and you might call the girl Lucy and send
her up to help me with my things.
ROBERT. Won’t you take the bouquet along of you?
ROSE. No - let it bide there. I can have it later.
[She goes slowly from the room.
[Left to himself, ROBERT strolls to the open door
and looks gloomily out on the garden. Suddenly his face
brightens.
ROBERT. Lucy, Lucy, come you in here a moment.
LUCY. [From outside.] I be busy just now hanging
out my cloths, master.
ROBERT. Leave your dish cloths to dry themselves. Your mistress
wants you, Lucy.
LUCY. [Coming to the door.] Mistress wants me, did
you say?
ROBERT. Yes, you’ve got to go and dress her for the church.
But you can spare me a minute or two first.
ISABEL. [Going quickly across the room to the staircase door.]
Indeed, that is what I cannot do, master. ’Tis late already.
ROBERT. [Catches her hand and pulls her back.] I’ve
never had a good look at your face yet, my girl - you act uncommon coy,
and that you do.
ISABEL. [Turning her head away and speaking angrily.]
Let go of my hand, I tell you. I don’t want no nonsense
of that sort.
ROBERT. Lucy, your voice do stir me in a very uncommon fashion,
and there’s sommat about the appearance of you -
ISABEL. Let go of me, master. Suppose as anyone should look
through the window.
ROBERT. Let them look. I’d give a good bit for all
the world to see us now.
ISABEL. O, whatever do you mean by that, Mister Robert?
ROBERT. What I say. ’Tis with you as I’d be
going along to church this morning. Not her what’s above.
ISABEL. But I wouldn’t go with you - No, not for all the
gold in the world.
ROBERT. Ah, you’ve changed since yesterday. When I
caught your eye at dinner, ’twas gentle as a dove’s - and
your hand, when it gave me my mug of cider did seem - well did seem
to put a caress upon me like.
ISABEL. O there lies a world of time twixt yesterday and to-day,
Master Robert.
ROBERT. So it do seem. For to-day ’tis all thorns
and thistles with you - But I’m a-goin’ to have my look
at your pretty face and my kiss of it too.
ISABEL. I shall scream out loud if you touches me - that I shall.
ROBERT. [Pulling her to him.] Us’ll see about
that.
[He tries to get a sight of her face, but she twists and turns.
Finally he seizes both her hands and covers them with kisses as KITTY
enters.
KITTY. O whatever’s going on! Rose, Rose, John
- come you in here quickly, do. [To LUCY.] O you
bad, wicked girl. I knew you couldn’t be a very nice servant
brought in off the road by Jeremy.
[ISABEL, released by ROBERT, goes over to the window arranging
her disordered sun-bonnet and trying to hide her tears. ROBERT
watches her sullenly.
KITTY. [Goes to the staircase door and calls loudly.]
Rose, Rose - come you down as quick as you can run.
ROSE. [Coming down.] What’s all this, I’d
like to know?
KITTY. It’s Lucy, behaving dreadful - O you must send her
straight away from the house, Rose.
ROSE. What has she done, then?
KITTY. Going on with Robert. Flirting, Rose, and kissing.
ISABEL. O no, mistress, twasn’t so, I do swear to you.
ROBERT. [Brutally.] Yes ’twas. The maid
so put me powerful in mind of someone who - who -
ROSE. [Coldly.] I understand you, Robert. Well,
’tis lucky that all this didn’t come off an hour or so later.
KITTY. [Tearfully.] O Rose, what do you mean?
ROSE. I mean that what’s not broken don’t need no
mending. Robert can go to church with someone else to-day, he
can. And no harm done.
[She takes up the bunch of orange flowers and begins pulling it to
pieces and throwing it all about the room.
KITTY. O Rose, Rose, don’t take it so hard. ’Twasn’t
Robert’s fault. ’Twas the girl off the road what led
him on. I know it. Tell her to get out of the house.
I’ll dress you - I’ll do the work. Only be just and
sensible again; dear Rose.
ROSE. Let the girl bide. It makes no difference to me.
There’ll be no marrying for me to-day.
[JOHN comes in at the door.
KITTY. [Running to him.] O John, John - do you
quiet down Rose and tell her to get upstairs and dress. She’s
a-saying that she won’t marry Robert because of his goings on
with the new servant - But, O, you’ll talk her into reason again,
won’t you, dear John?
JOHN. Come, come, what’s all this cackle about, Rose?
ROSE. I’m breaking off with Robert, that’s all, John.
JOHN. Robert, can’t you take and explain a bit what ’tis.
ROBERT. [Sullenly.] A little bit of play ’twixt
me and the wench there, and that’s about all, I reckon.
JOHN. Now that’s an unsensible sort of thing to get doing
on your marriage day, to my thinking.
KITTY. ’Twasn’t Robert’s fault, I know.
’Twas the maid off the road who started it.
[Here ISABEL sinks down on a chair by the window, leaning
her arms on the table and bowing her head, in tears.
JOHN. [Going to the door.] Jeremy - Jeremy -
come you in here a minute.
[Instead of JEREMY, LUBIN comes in.
JOHN. ’Twas Jeremy I did call - not you.
LUBIN. He’s gone off the place for a few minutes.
JOHN. [Vexedly.] Ah, ’tis early for the Red
Bull.
LUBIN. Can I - can I do anything for you, master?
JOHN. Not unless you can account for the sort of serving wench
off the roadside what Jerry has put upon us.
LUBIN. What is there to account for in her, master?
ROSE. [Passionately.] O I don’t particular
mind about what’s happened. Let her kiss with Robert if
she has the mind. ’Tis always the man who commences.
JOHN. ’Tis not. There are some wenches who don’t
know how to leave anyone alone. Worser than cattle flies, that
sort.
ISABEL. [Going across the room to LUBIN’S side.]
O you shame me by them words, I bain’t that sort of maid - you’ll
answer for me - William?
[LUBIN silently takes her hand.
ROSE. [Her eyes fixed on LUBIN.] I’ll tell
you what, John; I’ll tell you, Kitty. I wish I’d held
me to my first lover and I wish ’twas with Lubin that I was a-going
to the church to-day.
ROBERT. [Sullenly.] Then I’ll say sommat, Rose.
I wish ’twas with Isabel that I was getting wed.
JOHN. Now, now - ’Tis like two children a quarrelling over
their playthings. Suppose you was to go and get yourself dressed,
Rose-Anna - And you too, Robert. Why, the traps will be at the
door afore you’re ready if you don’t quicken yourselves
up a bit. Kitty, you go and help your sister.
ROSE. [With a jealous glance at Isabel.] No, I’ll
have Lucy with me.
JOHN. That’s it, you keep her out of mischief
KITTY. I’ve got my own dress to put on.
JOHN. And Robert, you and me will have a drink after all this
caddle. ’Tis dry work getting ready for marriage so it appears.
ROBERT. ’Tis fiery dry to my thinking.
ROSE. [Crossing the room and going up to LUBIN.]
I have no flowers to take to church with me, William; go you to the
waterside, I have a mind to carry some of the blue things what grow
there.
KITTY. Forget-me-nots, you mean!
ROSE. Forget-me-nots, I mean. And none but you to gather
them for me, William. Because - because - well, you do put me
in thoughts of someone that I once held and now have lost. That’s
all.
[Curtain.
ACT III. - Scene 2.
The same room half an hour later. ISABEL is picking
up the scattered orange blossom which she ties together and lays on
the window sill. LUBIN comes in with a large bunch of river
forget-me-nots.
LUBIN. I didn’t think to find you here, Isabel.
ISABEL. O but that is a beautiful blue flower. I will take
the bunch upstairs. She is all dressed and ready for it.
LUBIN. [Putting it on the table.] No - do you bide
a moment here with me.
[ISABEL looks helplessly at LUBIN who takes her hands slowly
in his.
LUBIN. What are we going to do?
ISABEL. I wish as we had never touched the seeds.
LUBIN. O cursed seeds of love - Far better to have left all as
’twas yesterday in the morning.
ISABEL. He has followed me like my shadow, courting and courting
me hard and all the time, Lubin.
LUBIN. She sought me out in the yard at day-break, and what I’d
have given twenty years of life for yester eve I could have thrown into
the stream this morning.
ISABEL [Sadly.] So ’tis with my feelings.
LUBIN. She has altered powerful, to my fancy, in these years.
ISABEL. And Robert be differenter too from what I do remember.
[A long silence.
LUBIN. Have you thought as it might be in us two these changes
have come about, Isabel?
ISABEL. I was just the maid as ever I was until -
LUBIN. And so was I unchanged, until I started travelling up on
the same road as you, Isabel.
[For a few minutes they look gravely into one another’s
eyes.
LUBIN. [Taking ISABEL’S hands.]
So that’s how ’tis with you and me.
ISABEL. O Lubin - a poor serving maid like I am.
LUBIN. I’ll have no one else in the whole world.
ISABEL. What could I have seen in him, times gone by?
LUBIN. And was it ever true that I did sit through a long Sunday
her hand in mine? [Another silence.
ISABEL. But how’s us ever to get out of the caddle where
we be?
LUBIN. [Gaily.] We’ll just run away off to
the Fair as t’other servants did.
ISABEL. And leave them in their hate for one another? No
- ’twould be too cruel. Us’ll run to the young mistress
what knows all about them herbs. I count as there be seeds or
sommat which could set the hearts of them two back in the right places
again. Come -
LUBIN. Have it your own way then. But ’twill have
to be done very quickly if ’tis done at all.
ISABEL. Us’ll fly over the ground like.
[She puts her hand impetuously in LUBIN’S and they go
out together. As they do so, ISABEL’S
bonnet falls from her head and lies unheeded on the floor.
ACT III. - Scene 3.
A few minutes later. LIZ and JANE wearing gay
sprigged dresses and feathered bonnets, come to the room.
They carry fans and handkerchiefs in their hands. It
is seen that their gowns are not fastened at the back.
LIZ. Such a house I never heard tell of. Ring, ring
at the bell and no one to come nigh.
JANE. Being unused to bells, sister, maybe as us did pull them
wrong or sommat.
LIZ. I wish we’d had the gowns made different.
JANE. To do up in the front - sensible like.
[They twist and turn in front of the glass on the wall, absorbed
in their dress, they do not notice that JEREMY has come
in and is watching them sarcastically.
JEREMY. Being as grey as th’ old badger don’t
keep a female back from vanity.
LIZ. O dear, Master Jeremy, what a turn you did give me, to be
sure.
JANE. We can’t find no one in this house to attend upon
we.
JEREMY. I count as you can not. Bain’t no one here.
LIZ. We rang for the wench a many time.
JEREMY. Ah, and you might ring.
JANE. We want someone as’ll fasten them niggly hooks to
our gowns.
JEREMY. Ah, and you may want.
LIZ. Our sight bain’t clear enough to do one for t’other,
the eyelets be made so small.
JEREMY. Count as you’ll have to go unfastened then.
JANE. O now you be a laughing at us. Call the wench down,
or we shall never be ready in time.
JEREMY. Man and maid be both gone off. Same as t’others,
us’ll have to do without service
LIZ. Gone off!
JANE. Runned clean away?
JEREMY. That’s about it.
JANE. Well now, sister, us’ll have to ask the little Miss
to help we.
JEREMY. I’ve harnessed the mare a many time. Don’t
see why I shouldn’t get the both of you fixed into the shafts
like.
LIZ and JANE. [Fanning themselves coyly.] O Master
Jeremy -
JEREMY. Come now. Let’s have a try. I count
as no one have a steadier hand nor me this side of the river, nor a
finer eye for seeing as everything be in its place. I’ll
settle the both of you afore I gets out the horse and trap. Turn
round.
[The sisters turn awkwardly, and with very self-conscious
airs begin to flutter their fans. JEREMY quickly hooks
each gown in succession. As he finishes the fastening of
JANE’S dress ROSE, followed by KITTY, comes
into the room. She is wearing her bridal gown and veil.
ROSE. [Pausing.] What’s this, Jeremy?
JEREMY. The servants be runned away same as t’others - that’s
all, mistress.
ROSE. Run away?
JEREMY. So I do reckon. Bain’t anywhere about the
place.
ROSE. [Flinging herself down on a chair by the table,
in front of the bunch of forget-me-nots.] Let them be found.
Let them be brought back at once.
KITTY. For my part I’m glad they’ve gone off.
The girl was a wild, bad thing. I saw how she went on with Robert.
ROSE. [Brokenly to JEREMY.] You found them.
Bring them back, Jerry.
KITTY. No - wait till you and Robert are made man and wife, Rose.
Then ’twon’t matter quite so much.
ROSE. I’ll never wed me to Robert, I’ll only wed me
to him who gathered these blue flowers here.
KITTY. Good heavens, Rose, ’twas the man William.
[KITTY looks in consternation from ROSE to the cousins and
then to JEREMY, who remains impassive and uninterested,
sucking a straw. ROSE clasps her hands round the forget-me-nots
and sits gazing at them, desolately unhappy. ROBERT
enters. He is very grandly dressed for the wedding,
but as he comes into the room he sees ISABEL’S cotton bonnet
on the floor. He stoops, picks it up and laying
it reverently on the table, sinks into a chair opposite ROSE
and raising one of its ribbons, kisses this with passion.
ROBERT. There - I’d not change this for a thousand sacks
of gold - I swear I’d not.
KITTY. Now Robert - get up, the two of you. Are you bewitched
or sommat - O Jerry, stir them, can’t you.
LIZ. Robert, ’tisn’t hardly suitable - with the young
miss so sweetly pretty in her white gown.
JANE. And wedding veil and all. And sister and me hooked
up into our new sprigs, ready for the ceremony.
JEREMY. [Looking at them with cold contempt.] Let
them bide. The mush’ll swim out of they same as ’twill
swim off the cider vat. Just let the young fools bide.
KITTY. O this’ll never do. Jerry forgetting of his
manners and all. [Calling at the garden door.] John,
John, come you here quickly, there’s shocking goings on.
[JOHN, in best clothes comes in.
JOHN. What’s the rattle now, Kitty? I declare
I might be turning round on top of my own mill wheel such times as these.
KITTY. Rose says she won’t wed Robert, and Robert’s
gone off his head all along of that naughty servant maid.
[JOHN stands contemplating ROSE and ROBERT. ROSE
seems lost to the outside world and is gazing with tears at her forget-me-nots,
whilst ROBERT, in sullen gloom, keeps his eyes fixed on
the sun-bonnet.
JOHN. Come, Rose, ’tis time you commenced to act a bit
different. [ROSE does not answer.
JOHN. Come, Robert, if you play false to my sister at the
last moment, you know with whom you’ll have to reckon like.
[ROBERT pays no heed to him.
JOHN. [To JEREMY.] Can you do naught to work
upon them a bit, Jerry?
JEREMY. I’d have a jug of cider in, master. ’Twill
settle them all. Folks do get ’sterical and vapourish face
to face with matrimony. Put some drink afore of them, and see
how ’twill act.
LIZ. O what a wise thought, Master Jerry.
JANE. Most suitable, I call it.
[Here MARY MEADOWS comes in, JOHN turns eagerly
to her.
JOHN. O Mary - have you come to help us in the fix where we
are? [He signs to ROSE and ROBERT.
MARY. What has happened, John?
JEREMY. I’ll tell you in a couple of words, mistress.
LIZ. No - do you fetch the cider, dear Mister Jeremy.
JOHN. ’Tis more than I can do with, Mary. Rose is
set against Robert, and Robert is set against Rose. Rose - well
I’m fairly ashamed to mention it - Rose has lost her senses and
would wed the servant William - and Robert is a-courting of the maid.
JEREMY. Ah, let each fool follow their own liking, says I.
LIZ. And sister and me all dressed in our new gowns for the church.
JANE. And Jerry had to do the hooking for we, both of the servants
having runned away.
MARY. Well, now I’m here I’ll lend a hand. I’ll
help with the dinner time you’re at church. You shall not
need to trouble about anything, Mr. John.
JOHN. O once I do get them to the church and the ring fixed and
all I shan’t trouble about nothing, Mary. But ’tis
how to move them from where they be! That’s the puzzle.
ROSE. I’ll never move till the hand that gathered these
flowers be here to raise me.
ROBERT. I’ll sit here to the end of the world sooner nor
go along to be wed with Miss over there.
MARY. ’Tis midsummer heat have turned their brains.
But I know a cooling draught that will heal them of their sickness.
Jeremy, do you step into the garden and bring me a handful of fresh
violet leaves, one blossom from the heartsease and a sprig of rosemary.
JEREMY. [Sighing.] What next?
JOHN. Get gone at once, Jerry.
[JEREMY goes to the door - as he does so LIZ and JANE
start up and follow him.
LIZ. Sister and me will come along and help you, dear Mr. Jeremy.
JANE. And that us will, if our new gowns bain’t hooked too
tight for we to bend.
[They follow JEREMY to the garden. KITTY silently
leaves the room also. ROSE and ROBERT remain lost
in their sorrowful reflections. JOHN and MARY look
at them for a moment and then turn to one another.
JOHN. Mary, I never thought to see such a thing as this.
MARY. You take my word for it, John, the storm will soon be blown
away.
JOHN. I don’t know how I should stand up against the worry
of it all, wasn’t it for you, Mary.
[A short silence.
JOHN. [Taking MARY’S hand.] ’Twill
be a bit lonesome for me here, when they’ve gone off, Mary.
MARY. You’ll have Kitty to do for you then.
JOHN. Kitty be going to live along of them at Bristol too, after
a while.
MARY. [Looking round the room.] Then I count as it
might feel a bit desolate like in this great house alone.
JOHN. [Taking MARY’S hand.] I cannot
face it, Mary. I’ve loved you many years, you know.
MARY. I know you have, dear John.
JOHN. Can’t you forget he what was false to you, days gone
by, and take me as your husband now?
MARY. [Doubtfully.] I don’t hardly know.
JOHN. You used to sing sommat - the grass that was trampled under
foot, give it time, it will rise up again.
MARY. [Drying her eyes.] Ah, it has risen, dear John
- and I count it have covered the wound of those past days - my heart
do tell me so, this minute.
JOHN. [Holding both her hands.] Then ’tis one
long midsummer afore you and me, Mary.
MARY. That’s how ’twill be, dear John.
[JEREMY, followed by the cousins, enters. He
holds a bunch of leaves towards MARY.
JEREMY. There you be, mistress. Fools’ drink for fools.
A mug of good cider would have fetched them to their senses quicker.
[MARY takes the bunch, and still holding JOHN’S
hand, leads him to the kitchen. JEREMY watches
the pair sarcastically.
JEREMY. ’Tis all finished with the master, then.
[The sisters seat themselves on the couch and mop their faces with
handkerchiefs.
LIZ. Dear me, ’tis warm.
JANE. I hope my face don’t show mottled, sister?
JEREMY. I was saying as how ’twas all finished with the
master.
[MARY, followed by JOHN, comes forward carrying two glasses.
She gives one to ROSE and the other to ROBERT.
MARY. Now do you take a good draught of this, the both of you.
With violet leaves the fever of the mind is calmed, and heartsease lightens
every trouble caused by love. Rosemary do put new life to anyone
with its sweetness, and cold spring water does the rest.
[She leaves the table and stands far back in the room by JOHN’S
side. ROSE slowly lifts her glass and begins to drink.
ROBERT does the same. They are watched with anxiety
by all in the room. When they have emptied their glasses
ROSE dries her tears and pushes the flowers a little way from
her. ROBERT shakes himself and moves the cotton bonnet
so that it falls unheeded to the floor. Meanwhile KITTY
has come quietly to the garden door and stands there watching the
scene intently.
LIZ. Bain’t we going to get a drink too?
JANE. Seems as though master have been and forgot we.
JEREMY. [Starting up and going to the kitchen.] If
I’ve been and forgot you two old women, I’ve remembered
myself. Be blowed if I can get through any more of this foolishness
without a wet of my mouth.
[He goes out.
ROSE. [Speaking faintly.] Does it show upon my face,
the crying, Robert?
ROBERT. [Looking at her.] No, no, Rose, your eyes
be brighter nor ever they were.
ROSE. [Pushing the forget-me-nots yet further away.]
Those flowers are dying. My fancy ones were best.
KITTY. [Coming forward with the orange blossoms.]
Here they are, dear Rose.
ROSE. [Taking them.] O how beautiful they do look.
I declare I can smell the sweetness coming out from them, Robert.
ROBERT. All the orange blossom in the world bain’t so sweet
as one kiss from your lips, Rose.
ROSE. Now is that truly so?
ROBERT. Ah, ’tis heavy work a-waiting for the coach, Rose.
JOHN. [Coming forward and taking MARY’S hand.]
And yours won’t be the only marriage Rose-Anna. Did you
never think that me and Mary might -
KITTY. [Running forward.] But I did - O so many times,
John. [JEREMY enters with LUBIN and ISABEL.
JEREMY. Servants be comed back. Man was to the Red Bull,
I count. Female a-washing and a-combing of herself in the barn.
ROSE. [Coldly.] I don’t care whether they be
here or not. Set them to work, Jerry, whilst we are to church.
LIZ. That’s it, Master Jeremy. I was never so put
out in my life, as when sister did keep on ringing and the wench was
not there to help us on with our gowns.
[ROSE and ROBERT get up and go towards the door.
They pause before LUBIN and ISABEL.
ROSE. The man puts me in mind of someone whom I knew before, called
Lubin. I thought I had a fancy for him once - but ’twasn’t
really so.
ROBERT. And the girl do favour a little servant wench from Framilode.
ROSE. [Jealously.] You never went a-courting with
a servant wench, now did you, my heart’s dearest?
ROBERT. Never in all my days, Rose. ’Twas but the
fanciful thoughts of a boy towards she, that I had.
ROSE. [Putting her arm in ROBERT’S.] Well,
we have nothing to do with anything more of it now, dear Robert.
ROBERT. You’re about right, my true love, we’ll get
us off to the church.
JEREMY. Ah, coach have been waiting a smartish while, I reckon.
’Tis on master as expense’ll fall.
[ROSE and ROBERT with cold glances at LUBIN and ISABEL,
pass out of the door.
JOHN. [Giving his arm to MARY.] Now, Mary - now,
Kitty. [They pass out.
LIZ. Now, Jeremy, sister and me bain’t going off all
alone.
JEREMY. [Offering an arm to each.] No further than
the church door, I say. I’ve better things to do nor a-giving
of my arm to females be they never so full of wiles. And you two
do beat many what bain’t near so long in the tusk, ah, that you
does.
[JEREMY goes out with the sisters.
LUBIN. [To ISABEL.] And shall we go off into
the meadows, Isabel, seeing that we are quite forgot?
ISABEL. No - ’tis through these faithless ones as us have
learnt to understand the hearts within of we. Let’s bide
and get the marriage dinner ready for them first.
[She stretches both her hands towards LUBIN, who takes them
reverently in his as the Curtain falls.
THE NEW YEAR
CHARACTERS
STEVE BROWNING, a Blacksmith, also Parish Clerk.
GEORGE DAVIS, a Carpenter.
HARRY MOSS, a young Tramp.
MAY BROWNING.
JANE BROWNING.
DORRY BROWNING, aged twelve.
ANNIE SIMS.
ROSE SIMS.
VASHTI REED.
ACT I. - Scene 1.
A country roadside. It is late afternoon and already
dusk.
MAY BROWNING with HARRY MOSS come slowly forward.
Close to a stile which is a little off the road, MAY stops.
MAY. There, you don’t need to come no further with I,
Harry Moss. You get on quick towards the town afore the night
be upon you, and the snow, too.
HARRY. I don’t care much about leaving you like this on
the roadside, May. And that’s the truth, ’tis.
MAY. Don’t you take no more thought for I, Harry.
’Tis a good boy as you’ve been to I since the day when we
fell in together. But now there bain’t no more need for
you to hold back your steps, going slow and heavy when you might run
spry and light. For ’tis home as I be comed to now, I be.
You go your way.
HARRY. I see naught of any house afore us or behind. ’Tis
very likely dusk as is upon us, or may happen ’tis the fog getting
up from the river.
MAY. [Coughing.] Look you across that stile, Harry.
There be a field path, bain’t there?
HARRY. [Taking a few steps to the right and peering through
the gloom.] Ah, and that there be.
MAY. And at t’other end of it a house what’s got a
garden fence all round.
HARRY. Ah - and ’tis so. And now as I comes to look
there be a light shining from out the windows of it, too, though ’tis
shining dim-like in the mist.
MAY. ’Tis that yonder’s my home, Harry. There’s
the door where I must stand and knock.
[For a moment she draws the shawl over her face and is shaken with
weeping.
HARRY. I wouldn’t take on so, if ’twas me.
MAY. And did you say as how there was a light in the window?
’Twill be but fire light then, for th’ old woman she never
would bring out the lamp afore ’twas night, close-handed old she-cat
as her was, what’d lick up a drop of oil on to the tongue of her
sooner nor it should go wasted.
HARRY. There, ’tis shining better now - or maybe as the
fog have shifted.
MAY. ’Tis nigh to home as I be, Harry.
HARRY. Then get and stand up out of the wet grass there, and I’ll
go along of you a bit further. ’Twill not be much out of
my way. Nothing to take no count of.
MAY. No, no, Harry. I bain’t going to cross that field,
nor yet stand at the door knocking till the dark has fallen on me.
Why, is it like as I’d let them see me coming over the meadow
and going through the gate in this? [Holding up a ragged shawl.]
In these? [Pointing to her broken shoes.] And - as
I be to-day.
[Spreading out her arms and then suddenly bending forward in a fit
of anguished coughing.
HARRY. There, there, you be one as is too handy with the tongue,
like. Don’t you go for to waste the breath inside of you
when you’ll be wanting all your words for they as bides up yonder
and as doesn’t know that you be coming back.
MAY. [Throwing apart her shawl and struggling with her cough.]
Harry, you take the tin and fill it at the ditch and give I to drink.
’Tis all live coals within I here, so ’tis.
HARRY. You get along home, and maybe as them’ll find summat
better nor water from the ditch to give you.
MAY. No, no, what was I a-saying to you? The dark must fall
and cover me, or I won’t never go across the field nor a-nigh
the house. Give I to drink, give I to drink. And then let
me bide in quiet till all of the light be gone.
HARRY. [Taking out a tin mug from the bundle beside her.]
Where be I to find drink, and the frost lying stiff upon the ground?
MAY. [Pointing.] Up yonder, where the ash tree do
stand. Look you there, ’tis a bit of spouting as do come
through the hedge, and water from it, flowing downwards away to the
ditch.
[HARRY goes off with the can. MAY watches him,
drawing her shawl again about her and striving to suppress a fit of
coughing.
[HARRY returns and holds out the can.
MAY. ’Tis not very quick as you’ve been, Harry
Moss. Here - give it to I fast. Give!
[HARRY puts the can towards her and she takes it in her hands,
which shake feverishly, and she drinks with sharp avidity.
MAY. ’Tis the taste as I have thought on these many
a year. Ah, and have gotten into my mouth, too, when I did lay
sleeping, that I have. Water from yonder spout, with the taste
of dead leaves sharp in it. Drink of it, too, Harry.
HARRY. ’Tis no water as I wants, May. Give I summat
as’ll lie more warm and comfortable to th’ inside like.
I bain’t one for much water, and that’s the truth, ’tis.
[He empties the water on the ground.
MAY. Then go you out upon your way, Harry Moss, for the dark
be gathering on us fast, and there be many a mile afore you to the town,
where the lamps do shine and ’tis bright and warm in the places
where they sells the drink.
HARRY. Once I sets off running by myself, I’ll get there
fast enough, May. But I be going to stop along of you a bit more,
for I don’t care much about letting you bide lonesome on the road,
like.
MAY. Then sit you down aside of me, Harry, and the heat in my
body, which is like flames, shall maybe warm yourn, too.
HARRY. [Sitting down by her side.] ’Tis a fine
thing to have a home what you can get in and go to, May, with a bit
of fire to heat the limbs of you at, and plenty of victuals as you can
put inside. How was it as you ever came away from it, like?
MAY. Ah, and that’s what I be asking of myself most of the
time, Harry! For, ’tis summat like a twelve or eleven year
since I shut the door behind me and went out.
[A slight pause.
MAY. Away from them all, upon the road - so ’twas.
HARRY. And never see’d no more of them, nor sent to say
how ’twas with you, nor nothing?
MAY. Nor nothing, Harry. Went out and shut the door behind
me. And ’twas finished.
[A long pause, during which the darkness has gathered.
HARRY. Whatever worked on you for to do such a thing, May?
MAY. [Bitterly.] Ah now, whatever did!
HARRY. ’Tweren’t as though you might have been a young
wench, flighty like, all for the town and for they as goes up and about
the streets of it. For, look you here, ’tis an old woman
as you be now, May, and has been a twenty year or more, I don’t
doubt.
MAY. An old woman be I, Harry? Well, to the likes of you
’tis so, I count. But a twelve year gone by, O, ’twas
a fine enough looking maid as I was then - Only a wild one, Harry, a
wild one, all for the free ways of the road and the lights of the fair
- And for the sun to rise in one place where I was, and for I to be
in t’other when her should set.
HARRY. I’d keep my breath for when ’twas wanted, if
’twas me.
MAY. Come, look I in the face, Harry Moss, and tell I if so be
as they’ll be likely to know I again up at home?
HARRY. How be I to tell you such a thing, May, seeing that ’tis
but a ten days or less as I’ve been along of you on the road?
And seeing that when you was a young wench I never knowed the looks
of you neither?
MAY. Say how the face of I do seem to you now, Harry, and then
I’ll tell you how ’twas in the days gone by?
HARRY. ’Tis all too dark like for to see clear, May.
The night be coming upon we wonderful fast.
MAY. The hair, ’twas bright upon my head eleven years gone
by, Harry. ’Twas glancing, as might be the wing of a thrush,
so ’twas.
HARRY. Well, ’tis as the frost might lie on a dead leaf
now, May, that it be.
MAY. And the colour on me was as a rose, and my limbs was straight.
’Twas fleet like a rabbit as I could get about, the days that
was then, Harry.
HARRY. ’Tis a poor old bent woman as you be now, May.
MAY. Ah, Death have been tapping on the door of my body this long
while, but, please God, I can hold me with the best of them yet, Harry,
and that I can. Victuals to th’ inside of I and a bit of
clothing to my bones, with summat to quiet this cough as doubles of
I up. Why, there, Harry, you won’t know as ’tis me
when I’ve been to home a day or two - or may be as ’twill
take a week.
HARRY. I count ’twill take a rare lot of victuals afore
you be set up as you once was, May.
MAY. Look you in my eyes, Harry. They may not know me up
at home by the hair, which is different to what ’twas, or by the
form of me, which be got poor and nesh like. But in the eye there
don’t come never no change. So look you at they, Harry,
and tell I how it do appear to you.
HARRY. There be darkness lying atween you and me, May.
MAY. Then come you close to I, Harry, and look well into they.
HARRY. Them be set open wonderful wide and ’tis as though
a heat comed out from they. ’Tis not anyone as might care
much for to look into the eyes what you’ve got.
MAY. [With despondence.] Maybe then, as them’ll
not know as ’tis me, Harry Moss.
HARRY. I count as they’ll be hard put to, and that’s
the truth.
MAY. The note of me be changed, too, with this cold what I have,
and the breath of me so short, but ’twon’t be long, I count,
afore they sees who ’tis. Though all be changed to th’
eye like, there’ll be summat in me as’ll tell they.
And ’tis not a thing of shape, nor of colour as’ll speak
for I - But ’tis summat what do come straight out of the hearts
of we and do say better words for we nor what the looks nor tongues
of us might tell. You mind me, Harry, there’s that which
will come out of me as’ll bring they to know who ’tis.
HARRY. Ah, I reckon as you’ll not let them bide till they
does.
MAY. And when they do know, and when they sees who ’tis,
I count as they’ll be good to me, I count they will. I did
used to think as Steve, he was a hard one, and th’ old woman what’s
his mother, hard too - And that it did please him for to keep a rein
on me like, but I sees thing different now.
HARRY. Ah, ’tis one thing to see by candle and another by
day.
MAY. For ’twas wild as I was in the time gone by.
Wild after pleasuring and the noise in the town, and men a-looking at
the countenance of I, and a-turning back for to look again. But,
hark you here, ’tis powerful changed as I be now.
HARRY. Ah, I count as you be. Be changed from a young woman
into an old one.
MAY. I’m finished with the road journeying and standing
about in the streets on market days and the talk with men in the drinking
places - Men what don’t want to look more nor once on I now, and
what used to follow if ’twasn’t only a bit of eyelid as
I’d lift on them, times that is gone.
HARRY. Ah, ’twould take a lot of looking to see you as you
was.
MAY. Yes, I be finished with all of it now, and willing for to
bide quiet at the fireside and to stay with the four walls round I and
the door shut.
HARRY. I reckon as you be.
MAY. And I’m thinking as they’ll be rare pleased for
to have I in the house again. ’Twill be another pair of
hands to the work like. And when I was young, ’twas not
on work as I was set much.
HARRY. Ah, I did guess as much.
MAY. But when I gets a bit over this here nasty cough, ’tis
a strong arm as them’ll have working for they; Steve, th’
old woman what’s his mother, and little Dorry, too.
HARRY. Dorry? I han’t heard tell of she.
MAY. That’s my little baby as was, Harry Moss. I left
she crawling on the floor, and now I count as she be growed into a rare
big girl. Bless the innocent heart of her!
HARRY. Whatever led you to do such a thing, I can’t think!
You must have been drove to it like, wasn’t you?
MAY. ’Twas summat inside of me as drove I, then. ’Twas
very likely the blood of they gipsies which did leap in I, so that when
I was tied up to Steve, ’twas as if they had got I shut in a box.
’Twas the bridle on my head and the bit in the mouth of I; and
to be held in where once I had gone free. [A short pause.
MAY. And I turned wild, Harry, for the very birds seemed to
be calling I from the hedges to come out along of they, and the berries
tossing in the wind, and the leaves blowing away quick from where they’d
been stuck all summer. All of it spoke to I, and stirred I powerful,
so that one morning when the sun was up and the breeze running, I comed
out into the air, Harry, and shut the door behind I. And ’twas
done - so ’twas.
HARRY. And didn’t they never try for to stop you, nor for
to bring you back, May?
MAY. No, Harry, they did not.
HARRY. And where was it you did go to, May, once you was out and
the door shut ahind of you?
MAY. Ah - where! To the east, to the south, every part.
’Twas morning with I in that time, and the heart of I was warm.
And them as went along of I on the road, did cast but one look into
the countenance of I. Then ’twas the best as they could
give as I might take; and ’twas for no lodging as I did want when
dark did come falling.
HARRY. And yet, look you here, you be brought down terrible low,
May.
MAY. The fine looks of a woman be as grass, Harry, and in the
heat of the day they do wither and die. And that what has once
been a grand flower in the hand of a man is dropped upon the ground
and spat upon, maybe. So ’twas with I.
[She bows her head on her knees, and for a moment is shaken
with sudden grief.
HARRY. Don’t you take on so, May. Look you here,
you be comed to the end of your journeying this day, and that you be.
MAY. [Raising her head.] Ah, ’tis so, ’tis
so. And ’tis rare glad as them’ll be to see I once
again. Steve, he’s a hard man, but a good one - And I’ll
tell you this, Harry Moss, he’ll never take up with no woman what’s
not me - and that he won’t - I never knowed him much as look on
one, times past; and ’twill be the same as ever now, I reckon.
And little Dorry, ’twill be fine for her to get her mammy back,
I warrant - so ’twill.
[A slight pause.
MAY. Th’ old woman - well - I shan’t take it amiss
if her should be dead, like. Her was always a smartish old vixen
to I, that her was, and her did rub it in powerful hard as Steve was
above I in his station and that. God rest the bones of she, for
I count her’ll have been lying in the churchyard a good few years
by now. But I bain’t one to bear malice, and if so be as
her’s above ground, ’tis a rare poor old wretch with no
poison to the tongue of she, as her’ll be this day - so ’tis.
HARRY. Look you here - the snow’s begun to fall and ’tis
night. Get up and go in to them all yonder. ’Tis thick
dark now and there be no one on the road to see you as you do go.
MAY. Help I to get off the ground then, Harry, for the limbs of
me be powerful weak.
HARRY. [Lifting her up.] The feel of your body be
as burning wood, May.
MAY. [Standing up.] Put me against the stile, Harry,
and then let I bide alone.
HARRY. Do you let me go over the field along of you, May, just
to the door.
MAY. No, no, Harry, get you off to the town and leave me to bide
here a while in the quiet of my thoughts. ’Tis of little
Dorry, and of how pleased her’ll be to see her mammy once again,
as I be thinking. But you, Harry Moss, as han’t got no home
to go to, nor fireside, nor victuals, you set off towards the town.
And go you quick.
HARRY. There’s summat in me what doesn’t care about
leaving you so, May.
MAY. And if ever you should pass this way come spring-time, Harry,
when the bloom is white on the trees, and the lambs in the meadows,
come you up to the house yonder, and may be as I’ll be able to
give you summat to keep in remembrance of me. For to-day, ’tis
empty-handed as I be.
HARRY. I don’t want nothing from you, May, I don’t.
MAY. [Fumbling in her shawl.] There, Harry - ’tis
comed back to my mind now. [She takes out part of a loaf of
bread.] Take you this bread. And to-night, when you
eats of it, think on me, and as how I be to home with Steve a-holding
of my hand and little Dorry close against me; and plenty of good victuals,
with a bed to lie upon warm. There, Harry, take and eat.
[She holds the bread to him
HARRY. [Taking the bread.] I count ’twill
all be well with you now, May?
MAY. I warrant as ’twill, for I be right to home.
But go you towards the town, Harry, for ’tis late. And God
go with you, my dear, now and all time.
HARRY. I’ll set off running then. For the night, ’tis
upon us, May, and the snow, ’tis thick in the air.
[MAY turns to the stile and leans on it heavily, gazing across
the field. HARRY sets off quickly down the road.
ACT II. - Scene 1.
The living room in the Brownings’ cottage.
The room is divided by a curtain which screens the fireside end from
the draught of the principal door.
To the right of the fireplace is a door leading upstairs.
Chairs are grouped round the hearth, and there is a table
at which JANE BROWNING is ironing a dress by the light of one
candle. DORRY leans against the table, watching
her.
JANE. [Putting aside the iron.] There, you take
and lay it on the bed upstairs, and mind you does it careful, for I’m
not a-going to iron it twice.
[She lays the dress carefully across DORRY’S arms.
DORRY. Don’t the lace look nice, Gran’ma?
JANE. You get along upstairs and do as I says, and then come straight
down again.
DORRY. Couldn’t I put it on once, Gran’ma, just to
see how it do look on me?
JANE. And get it all creased up afore to-morrow! Whatever
next! You go and lay it on the bed this minute, do you hear?
DORRY. [Leaving the room by the door to the right.]
I’d like to put it on just once, I would.
[JANE BROWNING blows out the candle and puts away the iron and ironing
cloth. She stirs up the fire and then sits down by it as
DORRY comes back.
DORRY. Dad’s cleaning of himself ever so - I heard the
water splashing something dreadful as I went by his door.
JANE. ’Tis a-smartening of hisself up for this here dancing
as he be about, I reckon.
DORRY. [Sitting down on a stool.] I’d like
to go along, too, and see the dancing up at the schools to-night, I
would.
JANE. And what next, I should like to know!
DORRY. And wear my new frock what’s ironed, and the beads
what Miss Sims gived me.
JANE. [Looking out at the window.] I’m thinking
as we shall get some snow by and bye. ’Tis come over so
dark all of a sudden.
DORRY. Couldn’t I go along of they, Gran’ma, and wear
my new frock, and the beads, too? I never see’d them dance
th’ old year out yet, I haven’t.
JANE. Get along with you, Dorry. ’Tis many a year
afore you’ll be of an age for such foolishness. And that’s
what I calls it, this messing about with dancing and music and I don’t
know what.
DORRY. Katie Sims be younger nor me and she’s let to go,
she is.
JANE. You bain’t Katie Sims, nor she you. And if the
wedding what’s to-morrow isn’t enough to stuff you up with
nonsense, I don’t know what is.
DORRY. I wish it was to-morrow now, Gran’ma, I do.
Shall you put on your Sunday gown first thing, or wait till just afore
we goes to church?
JANE. How your tongue do go! Take and bide quiet a bit,
if you knows how.
DORRY. I shall ask Dad if I may go along of him and Miss Sims
to the dance, I shall. Dad’s got that kind to me since last
night - he gived me a sixpence to buy sweets this morning when I hadn’t
asked. And won’t it be nice when Miss Sims comes here to
live, and when you has someone to help you in the work, Gran’ma?
JANE. Well - ’tis to be hoped as ’twill be all right
this time.
DORRY. This time, Gran’ma! Why, wasn’t it all
right when Dad was married afore, then?
JANE. [Getting the lamp from a shelf.] I don’t
light up as a rule till ’tis six o’clock, but I count it’s
a bit of snow coming as have darkened the air like.
DORRY. Gran’ma, isn’t Miss Sims nice-looking, don’t
you think? I’d like to wear my hair like hers and have earrings
a-hanging from me and a-shaking when I moves my head, I would.
JANE. [Setting the lamp on the table.] Here, fetch
me the matches, do.
DORRY. [Bringing the matches.] Was my mammy nice-looking,
like Miss Sims, Gran’ma?
JANE. I’m one as goes by other things nor looks - For like
as not ’tis fine looks as is the undoing of most girls as has
them - give me a plain face and a heart what’s pure, I says, and
’tis not far out as you’ll be.
DORRY. Was my mammy’s heart pure, Gran’ma? [A
moment’s silence. JANE lights the lamp.
DORRY leans at the table, watching her.
DORRY. Was my mammy’s - [A loud knock on the outside
door.
JANE. Who’s that come bothering round! Run and
see, Dorry, there’s a good child.
DORRY. It’ll be Gran’ma Vashti, I daresay. She
do mostly knock at the door loud with her stick.
[DORRY runs to the window and looks out.
DORRY. ’Tis her, and the snow white all upon her.
[DORRY goes to the door to open it.
JANE. [To herself.] Of all the meddlesome old
women - why can’t her bide till her’s wanted.
[DORRY opens the door wide, and VASHTI Comes slowly
in to the room, leaning on a big staff.
JANE. Well, Vashti Reed, and what brings you down from the
hill to-day? ’Twould have been better had you bid at home,
with the dark coming on and the snow.
DORRY. [Who has closed the door.] Sit down, Granny
- there, close against the fire, do.
[VASHTI stands in the middle of the room, looking from one
to another.
DORRY. Sit down, Granny, by the fire, do.
VASHTI. ’Tis in the house and out of it as I have went.
And down to the pool where the ice do lie, and up on the fields where
’tis fog, And there be summat in I what drives I onward, as might
the wind. And no where may the bones of me rest this day.
JANE. If ’tis to talk your foolishness as you be come, you’d
best have stopped away. Here, sit you down, Vashti Reed, and behave
sensible, and maybe as I’ll get you summat warm to drink presently.
DORRY. Yes, Grannie, sit you down along of we.
[VASHTI sits stiffly down by the hearth, leaning on her stick.
JANE resumes her place, and DORRY puts her little stool
between them.
VASHTI. And in the night when I was laid down, against the
windowpane it fled a three times. A three time it fled and did
beat the pane as though ’twould get in. And I up and did
open the window. And the air it ran past I, and ’twas black,
with naught upon it but the smell of a shroud. So I knowed.
DORRY. What did you know, Granny?
VASHTI. [Leaning forward and warming her hands at the fire,
speaking as though to herself.] Summat lost - summat lost,
and what was trying to get safe away.
DORRY. Safe away? From what, Granny?
VASHTI. And there be one what walks abroad in the night time,
what holds in the hand of him a stick, greater nor this staff what I
holds here, and the knife to it be as long again by twice.
DORRY. O, Granny, I’ll be a-feared to go across the garden
after dark, I shall.
JANE. What do you want to go and put that there into the child’s
head for? I’d like for Steve to hear you talking of such
stuff.
VASHTI. I sat me down at the table, but the victuals was as sand
in the mouth, and the drink did put but coldness within I. And
when the door was closed, ’twas as if one did come running round
the house and did beat upon it for to be let in. Then I did go
for to open it, but the place outside was full of emptiness, and ’twas
they old carrion crows what did talk to I out of the storm.
JANE. How you do go on, to be sure! Why don’t you
speak of summat what’s got some sense to it? Come, don’t
you know as Steve, his wedding day, ’tis to-morrow as ever is.
DORRY. ’Tis the New Year, too, Granny, as well as Dad’s
marriage.
VASHTI. [Suddenly.] Be this house made ready for
a-marrying, then?
DORRY. Why, of course it be, Granny. Don’t you see
how ’tis cleaned and the new net curtains in the windows, and
the bit of drugget ’gainst the door where the old one always tripped
me up?
VASHTI. I see naught but what ’tis more like a burial here.
So ’tis. And ’tis a burial as I’ve carried in
my heart as I comed down from the hills.
DORRY. [Looking out of the window.] Granny, you’ll
be forced to bide the night along of we, ’cause the snow be falling
thick, and ’twill be likely as not as you’ll lose your way
if you start for to go home again when ’tis snowing.
JANE. Th’ old thing may as well bide the night now she be
come. Hark you, Vashti, ’twill save you the journey down
to-morrow like, if you bides the night, and the chimney corner is all
as you ever wants.
VASHTI. And what should I be journeying down to-morrow for, Jane
Browning?
DORRY. Why, Granny, ’tis Dad’s wedding day to-morrow,
and ’tis a white frock with lace to it as I’m going to wear,
and beads what Miss Sims gived me, and the shoes what was new except
for being worn to church three times. Shall I fetch them all and
show to you, Granny?
JANE. Yes, run along and get them, Dorry; very likely ’twill
give her thoughts a turn, looking at the things, seeing as she be in
one of her nasty moods to-day when you can’t get a word what isn’t
foolishness out of her. [DORRY runs upstairs.
VASHTI. [Leaning forward.] Was her telling of
a marriage?
JANE. Why, yes, Vashti Reed. And you know all about it,
only you don’t trouble for to recollect nothing but what you dreams
of yourself in the night. ’Tis our Steve what’s going
to marry Annie Sims to-morrow.
VASHTI. Steve Browning?
JANE. I haven’t patience with th’ old gipsy!
Yes - Steve. And ’tis a twelvemonth or more as you’d
knowed of it.
VASHTI. Our Steve, what’s husband to my May?
JANE. ’Tis a fine thing to fetch up May this evening, that
’tis. May, what went out trolloping along the roads ’stead
of she biding at home to mind the house and child! ’Tis
how you did breed she up, Vashti Reed, what led her to act as her did.
And if you’d have bred her different, ’twould have been
all the same; for what’s in the blood is bound to out and show;
and when you picks a weed and sets it in the room, ’tain’t
no flower as you must look for.
VASHTI. ’Tis summat like a twelve year since her went.
But in the blinking of an eye the latch might be raised, and she come
through the door again. God bless the head an feet of she!
JANE. There you are, Vashti, talking so foolish. A bad herb
like she, was bound for to meet her doom. And ’twas in the
river up London way where the body of her was catched, floating, and
the same petticoat to it as I’ve seed on May a score of times.
Don’t you recollect how ’twas parson as brought the news
to we?
VASHTI. ’Taint with no parsons as I do hold, nor with what
may come from the mouths of they, neither.
JANE. And Steve, I knowed what was in his mind when parson was
gone out. ’Twas not much as he did say, being a man what
hasn’t many words to his tongue. But he took and fetched
down his big coat what do hang up yonder, and told I to put a bit of
black to the sleeve of it. Leastways, he didn’t speak the
words, but I seed what he was after, and I took and sewed a bit on,
and he’s wore it ever since till yesterday - And that’s
eleven year ago it be - so there.
VASHTI. Her be moving about upon the earth, her be. And
I seems to feel the tread of she at night time, and by day as well.
Her bain’t shrouded, nor boxed, nor no churchyard sod above the
limbs of she - you take my words - and there shall come a day when the
latch shall rise and her be standing among us and a-calling on her child
and husband what’s forgotten she.
JANE. For goodness sake, Vashti, have done speaking about such
things to-night. If Steve was to hear you, why I shouldn’t
wonder if he was to put you out of the door and into the snow - and
’tis most unfitting for to talk so afore the child.
VASHTI. [Calling out loudly.] Come back to I, May
- you come back to I - there bain’t no one what thinks on the
name of you, or what wants you but your old mother. You come back
to I!
JANE. I’ll thank you for to shut your mouth, old Vashti!
’Tain’t nothing to be proud on as you’ve got, and
’twould be better if you was to be less free in your hollering.
Look, here’s Dorry coming.
[DORRY comes into the kitchen; she is wearing her new white
frock.
DORRY. See, Granny, I’ve been and put it on for to show
you better. See the lace? Isn’t it nice? And
the beads, too. I didn’t stop for to put on my shoes, nor
my new stockings. Nor my hat, what’s got a great long feather
all round of it.
JANE. You bad, naughty girl, Dorry, you’ll crease and tumble
that frock so as it’s not fit to be seen to-morrow! Whatever
did you go to put it on for?
DORRY. So as that Gran should see something pretty, and so as
she should come out of her trouble. Gran’s always got some
trouble in her mind, han’t you, Granny?
VASHTI. A twelve year gone by, my child.
JANE. I’ll give it you if you starts off again.
VASHTI. A twelve year gone by -
DORRY. A twelve year gone by, what then, Granny?
VASHTI. ’Tis more’n eleven years since her wented
out of the door, my child - your poor mammy. Out of the door,
out of the door! And likely as not ’twill be feet first
as her shall be brought in again.
DORRY. Granny, was my poor mammy, what’s dead, nice looking
like Miss Sims as is going for to marry Dad, to-morrow?
VASHTI. ’Twas grand as a tree in full leaf and the wind
a-moving all the green of it as was your mammy, my dear.
DORRY. And did she have fine things to her, nice gowns and things,
like Miss Sims, Granny?
JANE. ’Twas the looks of her and the love of finery and
pleasuring what was her undoing, as ’twill be the undoing of you,
too, Dorry, if you don’t take care. ’Tis she as you
favours, and none of your father’s people, more’s the pity,
and ’tis more thoughtful and serious as you’ll have to grow
if you don’t want to come to harm. You take and go right
up, and off with that frock, do you hear me?
DORRY. O, I wanted to be let to go to the dancing now I’d
got it on, I did.
JANE. Dancing, there you are! Dancing and finery, ’tis
all as you do think on, and ’tis plain to see what’s got
working in the inside of you, Dorry. ’Tis the drop of bad
blood as you has got from she what bore you. But I might as well
speak to that door for all you cares. Only, hark you here, you’ll
be sorry one of these days as you han’t minded me better.
And then ’twill be too late.
[STEVE comes down the stairs, pushes open the door and enters.
STEVE. Well, Mother, what’s up now? Gran, you
here? Why, Dorry, what be you a-crying for?
DORRY. I wants to be let to go to the dancing, Dad - now that
I’ve got my frock on and all. - O, I wants to be let to go.
STEVE. Well, Mother - what do you say? ’Twouldn’t
hurt for she to look in about half an hour, and Annie and me we could
bring her back betimes.
DORRY. O, Dad, I wants to go if ’twas only for a minute.
STEVE. There, there - you shall go and we’ll say no more
about it.
JANE. I never knowed you give in to her so foolish like this afore,
Steve.
STEVE. Well, Mother, ’tain’t every day as a man’s
married, that ’tain’t.
VASHTI. And so you’re to be wed come to-morrow, Steve?
They tells me as you’re to be wed.
STEVE. That’s right enough, Gran.
VASHTI. [Rising.] And there be no resting in me to-day,
Steve. There be summat as burns quick in the bones of my body
and that will not let me bide. - And ’tis steps as I hears on
the roadside and in the fields - and ’tis a bad taste as is in
my victuals, and I must be moving, and peering about, and a-taking cold
water into my mouth for to do away with the thing on my tongue, which
is as the smell of death - So ’tis.
JANE. Now she’s off again! Come, sit you down, Vashti
Reed, and I’ll give you summat as’ll very likely warm you
and keep you quiet in your chair a while. Just you wait till I
gets the water boiling.
[She begins to stir up the fire and sets a kettle on it.
DORRY. [From the window.] Here’s Miss Sims
coming up the path, and Rosie too. O, they’re wrapped up
all over ’cause ’tis snowing. I’ll open, I’ll
open.
[She runs to the door and unlatches it. ANNIE and ROSE
SIMS come in, shaking the snow from them and unbuttoning their
cloaks, which STEVE takes from them and hangs on the door.
ACT II. - Scene 2.
ANNIE. [As STEVE takes off her cloak.] ’Tis
going to be a dreadful night. The snow’s coming down something
cruel.
ROSE. There won’t be many to the dance if it keeps on like
this, will there?
STEVE. Get you to the fire, both of you, and warm yourselves before
we sets out again.
DORRY. Miss Sims, Miss Sims - Miss Rosie - I’m going along
with you to the dance, Dad says as I may.
JANE. Bless the child! However her has worked upon her father,
and he so strict, I don’t know.
ANNIE. Well, you be got up fine and grand, Dorry - I shouldn’t
hardly know ’twas you. [Turning to VASHTI REED.]
Good evening, Mrs. Reed, my eyes was very near blinded when I first
got in out of the dark, and I didn’t see as you was there.
ROSE. Good evening, Mrs. Reed, and how be you keeping this cold
weather?
VASHTI. [Peering into their faces as they stand near her.]
What be you a-telling I of?
ANNIE. We was saying, how be you in this sharp weather, Mrs. Reed?
VASHTI. How be I?
ROSE. Yes, Mrs. Reed, how be you a-keeping now ’tis come
over such nasty weather?
VASHTI. And how should an old woman be, and her one child out
in the rain and all the wind, and driv’ there too by them as was
laid like snakes in the grass about the feet of she, ready for to overthrow
she when her should have gotten to a time of weakness.
JANE. Take no account of what she do say, girls, but sit you down
in the warm and bide till I gets the time to take and look on the clothes
which you have upon you. [Moving about and putting tea things
on the table.] I be but just a-going to make a cup of tea
for th’ old woman, with a drop of summat strong to it as will
keep her from using of her tongue so free till morning time.
ANNIE. [Sitting down.] Poor old woman, ’tis
a sad thing when folks do come to such a pass as she.
ROSE. And han’t got their proper sense to them, nor nothing.
But she’s better off nor a poor creature what we saw crouching
below the hedge as we was coming across the meadow. “Why,”
I says to Annie, “it must be bad to have no home to bide in such
a night as this!” Isn’t that so, Mrs. Browning?
STEVE. Ah, you’re right there, you’re right.
ROSE. I wouldn’t much care to be upon the road to-night,
would you, Steve?
VASHTI. And at that hour when th’ old year be passing out,
and dark on all the land, the graves shall open and give up the dead
which be in they. And, standing in the churchyard you may read
the face to each, as the corpses do go by. There’s many
a night as I have stood and have looked into they when them did draw
near to I, but never the face I did seek.
[Here JANE, who has been making a cup of tea, and who
has poured something in it from a bottle, advances to VASHTI.
JANE. Here, Vashti Reed, here’s a nice cup of hot tea for
you. Take and drink it up and very likely ’twill warm th’
inside of you, for I’ll lay as you haven’t seen a mouthful
of naught this day.
STEVE. Ah, that’s it, that’s it. When folks
do go leer ’tis a powerful lot of fancies as do get from the stomach
to the heads of they.
[VASHTI takes the cup and slowly drinks.
DORRY. O, Miss Sims, you do look nice. Look, Gran’ma,
at what Miss Sims have got on!
VASHTI. [Putting down her cup and leaning forward.]
Which of you be clothed for marriage?
JANE. Get along of you, Gran, ’tis for the dance up at the
school as they be come.
VASHTI. Come you here - her what’s to wed our Steve.
Come you here and let I look at you. My eyes bain’t so quick
as they was once. Many tears have clouded they. But come
you here.
DORRY. Go along to her, Miss Sims, Granny wants to look at your
nice things.
ANNIE. [Steps in front of VASHTI.] Here I be, Mrs.
Reed.
VASHTI. Be you the one what’s going to wed our Steve come
New Year.
ANNIE. That’s it, Mrs. Reed, that’s it.
VASHTI. And be these garments which you be clothed in for marriage
or for burial?
STEVE. Come, Granny, have another cup of tea. Annie, don’t
you take no account of she. ’Tis worry and that as have
caused the mind of she to wander a bit, but she don’t mean nothing
by it.
ANNIE. All right, Steve. She don’t trouble me at all.
[To VASHTI.] ’Tis to be hoped as I shall make a good
wife to Steve, Mrs. Reed.
VASHTI. Steve! What do Steve want with another wife?
Han’t he got one already which is as a rose among the sow-thistles.
What do Steve want for with a new one then?
STEVE. Come on, girls. I can’t stand no more of this.
Let’s off, and call in to George’s as we do go by.
ROSE. We did meet Mr. Davis as we was coming along and he said
as how ’twouldn’t be many minutes afore he joined us here,
Steve.
STEVE. That’s right, then we’ll bide a bit longer
till George do call for we, only ’tis more nor I can stand when
th’ old lady gets her tongue moving.
DORRY. Why, look, Gran’s fell asleep! O, Miss Sims,
now that Gran’s dropped off and can’t say none of her foolish
things any more, do stand so as Dad and Gran’ma can see the frock
which you’ve got for the dance.
ANNIE. O, Dorry, you’re a little torment, that’s the
truth.
[She gets up and turns slowly round so that all can see what she
has on.
ROSE. Well, Steve?
STEVE. Well, Rosie.
ROSE. Haven’t you got nothing as you can say, Steve?
STEVE. What be I to say, Rose?
ROSE. Well, something of how you thinks she looks, of course.
STEVE. O, ’tis all right, I suppose.
ROSE. All right! And is that about all as you’ve seen?
Why, bless you, Steve, where have you gone and hid your tongue I should
like to know!
STEVE. Well, there bain’t nothing wrong, be there?
ROSE. Of course there isn’t. But I never did see such
a man as you, Steve. Why, I don’t believe as you’d
know whether Annie haves a pair of eyes to her face or not, nor if they
be the same colour one to t’other.
STEVE. I sees enough for me. I sees as Annie is the girl
as I’ve picked out of the whole world. And I know that to-morrow
she and I is to be made man and wife. And that be pretty nigh
enough for me this night, I reckon.
DORRY. O, Miss Sims, do you hear what Dad is saying? O,
I wonder what I should feel if ’twas me that was going to be married!
ROSE. You get and ask Annie how ’tis with her, Dorry.
I could tell a fine tale of how as she do lie tossing half the nights,
and of the candles that’s burned right down to the very end of
them, I could.
ANNIE. Don’t you go for to listen to her, Dorry, nor Steve,
neither. She’s that flustered herself about the dance to-night
that she scarce do know what she’s a-saying of. But suppose
you was just to ask her what she’s got wrapped so careful in that
there paper in her hand.
DORRY. O, Rosie, whatever is it?
STEVE. What’s that you’ve got hold on now, Rosie?
ANNIE. Come, show them all, Rose.
[ROSE slowly unfolds the paper and shows them all a hothouse carnation
and a fern.
ROSE. There ’tis, then.
DORRY. O my, Rosie - isn’t it beautiful. Be you going
to wear it to the dance?
ROSE. No, Dorry, ’tisn’t for me.
ANNIE. You just ask her for whom it is, then, Dorry.
DORRY. O, who is it for, Rosie - who is it for?
ROSE. No - I’m not a-going to tell none of you.
[She wraps it up carefully again.
ANNIE. I’ll tell then, for you.
ROSE. No, you shan’t, Annie - that you shan’t!
ANNIE. That I shall, then - come you here, Dorry - I’ll
whisper it to your ear. [Whispers it to DORRY.
DORRY. [Excitedly.] I know who ’tis - I know
- ’tis for Mr. Davis - for Mr. Davis! Think of that, Dad
- the flower ’tis for George Davis.
ROSE. O, Annie, how you could!
STEVE. George -
VASHTI. [Suddenly roused.] Who named George?
There was but one man as was called by that name - and he courted my
girl till her was faint and weary of the sound and shape of he, and
so on a day when he was come -
DORRY. There’s Gran gone off on her tales again.
[JANE crosses the hearth and puts a shawl over the head of VASHTI,
who relapses again into sleep.
STEVE. [Sitting down by ROSE.] What’s this,
Rose? I han’t heard tell of this afore. Be there aught
a-going on with you and George, then?
ROSE. No, Steve, there isn’t nothing in it much, except
that George and me we walked out last Sunday in the evening like - and
a two or three time before.
STEVE. And is it that you be a-keeping of that flower for to give
to George, then?
ROSE. Well - ’tis for George as I’ve saved it out
of some what the gardener up at Squire’s gived me.
STEVE. [As though to himself.] ’Tis a powerful
many years since George he went a-courting. I never knowed him
so much as look upon a maid, I didn’t since -
ROSE. Well, Steve, I’m sure there’s no need for you
to be upset over it. ’Tis nothing to you who George walks
out with, or who he doesn’t.
STEVE. Who said as I was upset, Rose?
ROSE. Look at the long face what you’ve pulled. Annie,
if ’twas me, I shouldn’t much care about marrying a man
with such a look to him.
ANNIE. What’s up, Steve? What’s come over you
like, all of a minute?
STEVE. ’Tis naught, Annie, naught. ’Twas summat
of past times what comed into the thoughts of me. But ’tis
naught. And, Rose, if so be as ’twas you as George is after,
I’d wish him to have luck, with all my heart, I would, for George
and me - well, we too has always stuck close one to t’other, as
you knows.
JANE. Ah - that you has, George and you - you and George.
ANNIE. Hark - there’s someone coming up now.
DORRY. O, let me open the door - let me open it!
[She runs across the room and lifts the latch. GEORGE stands
in the doorway shaking the snow from him. Then he comes
into the room.
DORRY. I’m going to the dance, Mr. Davis. Look,
haven’t I got a nice frock on?
STEVE. Good evening, George, and how be you to-night?
GEORGE. Nicely, Steve, nicely. Good evening, Mrs. Browning.
Miss Sims, good evening - Yes, Steve, I’ll off with my coat, for
’tis pretty well sprinkled with snow, like.
[STEVE helps GEORGE to take off his overcoat.
ROSE. A happy New Year to you, Mr. Davis.
JANE. And that’s a thing which han’t no luck to it,
if ’tis said afore the proper time, Rosie.
ROSE. Well, but ’tis New Year’s Eve, isn’t it?
GEORGE. Ah, so ’tis - and a terrible nasty storm as ever
I knowed! ’Twas comed up very nigh to my knees, the snow,
as I was a-crossing of the meadow. And there lay some poor thing
sheltering below the hedge, with a bit of sacking throwed over her.
I count ’tis very near buried alive as anyone would be as slept
out in such a night.
STEVE. I reckon ’twould be so - so ’twould.
But come you in and give yourself a warm; and Mother, what do you say
to getting us a glass of cider all round afore we sets out to the dancing.
JANE. What do you want to be taking drinks here for, when ’tis
free as you’ll get them up at the school?
STEVE. Just a drop for to warm we through. Here, I’ll
fetch it right away.
JANE. No, you don’t. I’ll have no one meddling
in the pantry save it’s myself. Dorry, give me that there
jug.
DORRY. [Taking a jug from the dresser.] Here ’tis,
Gran’ma, shall I light the candle?
JANE. So long as you’ll hold the matches careful.
ANNIE. Well - ’tis to be hoped as the weather’ll change
afore morning.
ROSE. We shall want a bit of sunshine for the bride.
GEORGE. That us shall, but it don’t look much as though
we should get it.
[JANE BROWNING and DORRY go out of the room.
STEVE. Sit you down, George, along of we. ’Tis
right pleased as I be for to see you here to-night.
GEORGE. Well, Steve, I bain’t one for a lot of words but
I be powerful glad to see you look as you does, and ’tis all joy
as I wishes you and her what’s to be your wife, to-morrow.
ANNIE. Thank you kindly, Mr. Davis. I shall do my best for
Steve, and a girl can’t do no more, can she?
ROSE. And so you’re going to church along of Steve, Mr.
Davis?
GEORGE. ’Tis as Steve do wish, but I be summat after a cow
what has broke into the flower gardens, places where there be many folk
got together and I among they.
ROSE. O, come, Mr. Davis!
GEORGE. ’Tis with me as though t’were all hoof and
horn as I was made of. But Steve, he be more used to mixing up
with the quality folks and such things, and he do know better nor I
how to carry his self in parts when the ground be thick on them.
ANNIE. Very likely ’tis a-shewing of them into their places
of a Sunday and a-ringing of the bell and a-helping of the vicar along
with the service, like, as has made Steve so easy.
ROSIE. But, bless you, Mr. Davis, you sees a good bit of the gentry,
too, in your way, when you goes in to houses, as it might be the Squire’s
for to put up a shelf, or mend a window, and I don’t know what.
GEORGE. Ah, them caddling sort of jobs don’t much agree
with I, Miss Rose. And when I gets inside one of they great houses,
where the maids do pad about in boots what you can’t hear, and
do speak as though ’twere church and parson at his sermon, I can’t
think of naught but how ’twill feel for to be out in the open
again. Why, bless you, I do scarce fetch my breath in one of they
places from fear as there should be too much sound to it, and the noise
of my own hammer do very near scare I into fits.
ROSE. Well, Mr. Davis, who would ever have thought it?
[MRS. BROWNING and DORRY come back and the cider is put upon
the table, DORRY and ANNIE getting glasses from
the dresser.
GEORGE. [Drinking.] Your health, Steve, and yours,
too, Miss Sims. And many years of happiness to you both.
STEVE. Thank you kindly, George.
ANNIE. Thank you, Mr. Davis.
DORRY. Hasn’t Miss Sims got a nice frock on her for the
dance, Mr. Davis?
GEORGE. Well, I’m blessed if I’d taken no notice of
it, Dorry.
DORRY. Why, you’re worse nor Dad, I do declare! But
you just look at Rosie, now, Mr. Davis, and ask her what she’s
got wrapped up in that there paper in her hand.
ROSE. O, Dorry, you little tease, you!
DORRY. You just ask her, Mr. Davis.
ROSE. [Undoing the parcel.] There, ’tis nothing
to make such a commotion of! Just a flower - see, Mr. Davis?
I knowed as it was one what you was partial to, and so I just brought
it along with me.
GEORGE. That there bain’t for I, be it?
ROSE. Indeed ’tis - if so as you’ll accept of it.
GEORGE. O, ’tis best saved against to-morrow. The
freshness will be most gone from it, if I was to wear it now.
DORRY. No, no, Mr. Davis, ’tis for now! To wear at
the dance. Put it on him, Rosie, put it on him.
ROSE. [Tossing the flower across the table to GEORGE.]
He can put it on hisself well enough, Dorry.
GEORGE. [After a moment’s hesitation.]
I don’t know so well about that.
ANNIE. Go on, Rosie - pin it into his coat. Come, ’tis
getting late.
DORRY. O, pin it in quick, Rosie - come along - and then we can
start to the dancing.
ROSE. Shall I, Mr. Davis?
[GEORGE gets up and crosses the room; ROSE takes the
flower and DORRY hands her a pin. She slowly pins
the flower in his coat.
STEVE. [Stretching out his hand to ANNIE.] You
be so quiet like to-night, Annie. There isn’t nothing wrong,
is there, my dear?
ANNIE. ’Tis only I’m that full of gladness, Steve,
as I don’t seem to find words to my tongue for the things what
I can talk on most days.
STEVE. And that’s how ’tis with I, too, Annie.
’Tis as though I was out in the meadows, like - And as though
’twere Sunday, and such a stillness all around that I might think
’twas only me as was upon the earth. But then summat stirs
in me sudden and I knows that you be there, too, and ’tis my love
for you what has put me right away from the rest of them.
ANNIE. Steve, you’ve had a poor, rough time, I know, but
I’ll do my best for to smooth it like for you, I will.
STEVE. See here, Annie - I be comed out of the rain and into the
sun once more.
DORRY. [Leading GEORGE forward.] See how fine
Mr. Davis do look - see, isn’t he grand? O, Miss Sims, see
how nice the flower do look what Rosie has pinned in his coat!
See, Gran’ma.
JANE. I’ve enough to do putting away all these glasses which
have been messed up. What I wants to know is when I shall get
off to bed this night, seeing as ’tis late already and you none
of you gone off yet.
DORRY. O, let us be off, let us be off - and what am I to put
over my dress, Gran’ma, so as the snow shan’t get to it?
JANE. If you go careful and don’t drop it in the snow may
be as I’ll wrap my big shawl around of you, Dorry, what’s
hanging behind the door.
ROSE. Give me my cloak, Steve - O, how I do love a bit of dancing,
don’t you, Mr. Davis?
GEORGE. I be about as much use in the ball room as one of they
great drag horses, Miss Rose.
ROSE. O, get on, Mr. Davis! I don’t believe half what
you do say, no more does Annie.
ANNIE. If Mr. Davis don’t know how to dance right, you’re
the one to learn him, Rose. Come, Dorry, you take hold of my hand,
and I’ll look after you on the way. Good-night, Mrs. Browning.
Good-night, Mrs. Reed.
DORRY. Why, Granny’s sound asleep, Miss Sims, you know.
JANE. And about time, too. ’Tis to be hoped as we
shan’t have no more trouble with her till morning.
DORRY. [Her eyes raised to the door latch.] Just
look, why the latch is up.
ANNIE. Whoever’s that, I wonder?
ROSE. ’Tis very likely someone with a horse what’s
lost a shoe, Steve.
JANE. I guess as ’tis a coffin wanted sudden, George Davis.
STEVE. I bain’t a-going to shoe no horses this time of night,
not if ’twas the King hisself what stood at the door.
GEORGE. If ’tis a corpse, I guess her’ll have to wait
till the dancing’s finished, then.
[VASHTI groans in her sleep and turns over in the chair, her
face to the fire.
STEVE. [Going to the door and speaking loudly.]
Who’s there?
GEORGE. Us’ll soon see.
[GEORGE unbolts the door and opens it, first a little way,
and then wide. MAY is seen standing in the doorway.
Her shawl is drawn over head and the lower part of her face.
GEORGE. Here’s someone what’s missed their way,
I count.
ROSE. Why, ’tis like the poor thing we seed beneath the
hedge, I do believe.
ANNIE Whatever can she want a-coming-in here at this time of night!
JANE. [Advancing firmly.] ’Tis one of they
dirty roadsters what there’s too many of all about the country.
Here, I’ll learn you to come to folks’ houses this time
of night, disturbing of a wedding party. You take and get gone.
We don’t want such as you in here, we don’t.
[MAY looks fixedly into JANE’S face.
GEORGE. I count ’tis very nigh starved by the cold as
she be.
STEVE. Looks like it, and wetted through to the bone.
JANE. Put her out and shut the door, George, and that’ll
learn the likes of she to come round begging at folks’ houses
what’s respectable.
GEORGE. ’Tis poor work shutting the door on such as her
this night.
STEVE. And that ’tis, George, and what’s more, I bain’t
a-going for to do it. ’Tis but a few hours to my wedding,
and if a dog was to come to me for shelter I’d not be one to put
him from the door.
JANE. ’Tain’t to be expected as I shall let a dirty
tramp bide in my kitchen when ’tis all cleaned up against to-morrow,
Steve.
STEVE. To-morrow, ’tis my day, Mother, and I’ll have
the choosing of my guests, like. [Turning to MAY.]
Come you in out of the cold. This night you shall bide fed and
warmed, so that, may be, in years to come, ’twill please you to
think back upon the eve afore my wedding.
[STEVE stands back, holding the door wide open.
MAY, from the threshold, has been looking first on one face
and then on another. Suddenly her eyes fall on ANNIE,
who has moved to STEVE’S side, laying her hand
on his arm, and with a sudden defiance, she draws herself
up and comes boldly into the room as the curtain falls.
ACT II. - Scene 3.
The same room, two hours later. VASHTI REED seems
to be sleeping as before by the fireside. On the settle
MAY is huddled, her head bent, the shawl drawn
over her face. JANE BROWNING moves about, putting
away work things, cups and plates, seeing that the window
is closed, winding the clock, etc. There
is a tap at the outer door and JANE opens it. STEVE,
ANNIE and DORRY enter.
JANE. Whatever kept you so late, Steve, and me a-sitting up
for to let you all in and not able to get away to my bed?
DORRY. O, Gran’ma, it was beautiful, I could have stopped
all night, I could. We comed away early ’cause Miss Sims,
she said as the dancing gived her the headache, but the New Year han’t
been danced in yet, it han’t.
JANE. You get and dance off to bed, Dorry, that’s what you’ve
got to do - and quickly.
DORRY. All right, Gran’ma. Good-night, Miss Sims;
good-night, Dad. O, why, there’s Granny! But her’s
tight asleep so I shan’t say nothing to her. O, I do wish
as there was dancing, and lamps, and music playing every night, I do!
[DORRY goes towards the staircase door.
JANE. [Calling after her.] I’m a-coming
along directly. Be careful with the candle, Dorry.
[JANE opens the door and DORRY goes upstairs. STEVE
and ANNIE come towards the fireplace.
STEVE. Was there aught as you could do for yonder poor thing?
JANE. Poor thing, indeed! A good-for-nothing roadster what’s
been and got herself full of the drink, and that’s what’s
the matter with she. See there, how she do lie, snoring asleep
under the shawl of her; and not a word nor sound have I got out of she
since giving her the drop of tea a while back.
STEVE. Well, well - she won’t do us no harm where she do
bide. Leave her in the warm till ’tis daylight, then let
her go her way.
JANE. She and Gran’ be about right company one for t’other,
I’m thinking.
STEVE. Ah, that they be. Let them sleep it off and you get
up to bed, Mother.
JANE. That I will, Steve. Be you a-going to see Annie safe
to home?
ANNIE. Do you bide here, Steve, and let me run back - ’tis
but a step - and I don’t like for you to come out into the snow
again.
STEVE. I’m coming along of you, Annie. Get off to
bed, Mother. I’ll be back to lock up and all that in less
nor ten minutes.
JANE. All right, Steve, and do you cast an eye around to see as
I han’t left nothing out as might get took away, for ’tis
poor work leaving the kitchen to roadsters and gipsies and the like.
[JANE lights a candle and goes upstairs. STEVE takes
ANNIE’S hand and they go together towards the outer door.
As they pass to the other side of the curtain which is drawn across
the room, MAY suddenly rears herself up on the settle,
throwing back her shawl, and she leans forward, listening
intently.
STEVE. To-morrow night, Annie!
ANNIE. There’ll be no turning out into the snow for us both,
Steve.
STEVE. You’ll bide here, Annie, and ’tis more gladness
than I can rightly think on, that ’tis.
ANNIE. Steve!
STEVE. Well, Annie.
ANNIE. There’s summat what’s been clouding you a bit
this night. You didn’t know as how I’d seen it, but
’twas so.
STEVE. Why, Annie, I didn’t think as how you’d take
notice as I was different from ordinary.
ANNIE. But I did, Steve. And at the dancing there was summat
in the looks of you which put me in mind of a thing what’s hurted.
Steve, I couldn’t abide for to see you stand so sad with the music
going on and all. So I told you as I’d the headache.
STEVE. O Annie, ’twas thoughts as was too heavy for me,
and I couldn’t seem to get them pushed aside, like.
ANNIE. How’d it be if you was to tell me, Steve.
STEVE. I don’t much care for to, Annie. But ’twas
thoughts what comed out of the time gone by, as may be I’d been
a bit too hard with - with her as was Dorry’s mother.
ANNIE. O, I’m sure, from all I hear, as she had nothing
to grumble at, Steve.
STEVE. And there came a fearsome thought, too, Annie, as you might
go the same way through not getting on comfortable with me, and me being
so much older nor you, and such-like. Annie, I couldn’t
bear for it to happen so, I could not. For I holds to having you
aside of me always stronger nor I holds to anything else in the world,
and I could not stand it if ’twas as I should lose you.
ANNIE. There’s nothing in the world as could make you lose
me, Steve. For, look you here, I don’t think as there’s
a woman on the earth what’s got such a feeling as is in my heart
this night, of quiet, Steve, and of gladness, because that you and me
is to be wed and to live aside of one another till death do part us.
STEVE. Them be good words, Annie, and no mistake.
ANNIE. And what you feels about the days gone by don’t count,
Steve, ’cause they bain’t true of you. You was always
a kind husband, and from what I’ve hear-ed folks say, she was
one as wasn’t never suited to neither you nor yours.
STEVE. Poor soul, she be dead and gone now, and what I thinks
one way or t’other can’t do she no good. Only ’tis
upon me as I could take you to-morrow more glad-like, Annie, if so be
as I had been kinder to she, the time her was here.
ANNIE. Do you go off to bed, Steve, you’re regular done
up, and that’s what ’tis. I never hear-ed you take
on like this afore.
STEVE. All right, my dear, don’t you mind what I’ve
been saying. Very like ’tis a bit unnerved as I be this
night. But ’tis a good thought, bain’t it, Annie,
that come to-morrow at this time, there won’t be no more need
for us to part?
ANNIE. [As he opens the door.] O, ’tis dark
outside!
[They both leave the cottage. MAY throws back her shawl
as though stifled. She gets up and first stands bending
over VASHTI. Seeing that she is still sleeping heavily,
she goes to the door, opens it gently and looks out.
After a moment she closes it and walks about the kitchen,
examining everything with a fierce curiosity. She takes
up the shawl DORRY has been wearing, looks at it hesitatingly,
and then clasps it passionately to her face. Hearing steps
outside she flings it down again on the chair and returns to the settle,
where she sits huddled in the corner, having wrapped herself
again in her shawl, only her eyes looking out unquietly from
it. STEVE re-enters. He bolts the door,
then goes up to the table in front of the fire to put out the lamp.
STEVE. Can I get you an old sack or summat for to cover you
up a bit this cold night?
[MAY looks at him for a moment and then shakes her head.
STEVE. All right. You can just bide where you be on
the settle. ’Tis warmer within nor upon the road to-night,
and I’ll come and let you out when ’tis morning.
[MAY raises both her hands in an attitude of supplication.
STEVE. [Pausing, with his hand on the burner of
the lamp.] Be there summat as you wants what I can give to
you?
[MAY looks at him for a moment and then speaks in a harsh whisper.
MAY. Let I bide quiet in the dark, ’tis all I wants
now. [STEVE puts out the lamp.
STEVE. [As though to himself, as he goes towards
the door upstairs.] Then get off to your drunken sleep again,
and your dreams.
[Curtain.
ACT II. - Scene 4.
The fire is almost out. A square of moonlight falls
on the floor from the window. VASHTI still sleeps in the
chimney corner. MAY is rocking herself to and fro on the
settle.
MAY. Get off to your drunken sleep and to your dreams!
Your dreams - your dreams - Ah, where is it as they have gone, I’d
like for to know. The dreams as comed to I when I was laid beneath
the hedge. Dreams!
[She gets up, feels down the wall in a familiar way for the
bellows - blows up the fire and puts some coal on it gently.
Then she draws forward a chair and sits down before it.
MAY. [Muttering to herself.] ’Tis my own
hearth when ’tis all said and done.
[She turns up the front of her skirt and warms herself, looking
sharply at VASHTI REED now and then.
[Presently VASHTI’S eyes open, resting,
at first unseeingly, and then with recognition, on MAY’S
face.
VASHTI. So you be comed back, May. I always knowed as
you would.
MAY. How did you know ’twas me, then?
VASHTI. ’Cause I knowed. There ’tis.
MAY. I be that changed from the times when I would sit a-warming
of myself by this here fire.
VASHTI. Ah, and be you changed, May? My eyes don’t
see nothing of it, then.
MAY. Ah, I be got into an ugly old woman now, mother, and Steve
- Steve, he looked in the face of I and didn’t so much as think
who ’twas. “Get off to the drunken sleep of you and
to your dreams.” ’Twas that what he did say to I.
VASHTI. Your old mother do know better nor Steve. Ah, ’tweren’t
in no shroud as I seed you, May, nor yet with the sod upon the face
of you, but stepping, stepping up and down on the earth, through the
water what layed on the roads, and on the dry where there be high places,
and in the grass of the meadows. That’s how ’twas
as I did see you, May.
MAY. And I would like to know how ’twas as Steve saw I.
VASHTI. Ah, and there was they as did buzz around as thick as
waspes in summer time and as said, “She be under ground and rotting
now - that her be.” And they seed in I but a poor old woman
what was sleeping in the chimney corner, with no hearing to I.
“Rotting yourself,” I says, and I rears up sudden, “She
be there as a great tree and all the leaves of it full out - and you
- snakes in the grass, snakes in the grass, all of you! There
’tis.
MAY. [Mockingly.] “It’s a good thought,
bain’t it, Annie, that to-morrow this time there won’t be
no need for us to part?” And in the days when I was a young
woman and all the bloom of I upon me, ’twouldn’t have been
once as he’d have looked on such as her.
VASHTI. And ’tis full of bloom and rare fine and handsome
as you appear now, May, leastways to my old eyes. And when you
goes up to Steve and shows yourself, I take it the door’ll be
shut in the face of the mealy one what they’ve all been so took
up with this long while. I count that ’twill and no mistake.
So ’tis.
MAY. [Fiercely.] Hark you here, Mother, and ’tis
to be wed to-morrow as they be! Wed - the both of them, the both
of them! And me in my flesh, and wife to Steve! “Can
I cover you up with a bit of old sack or summat?” Old sack!
When there be a coverlet with feathers to it stretched over where he
do lie upstairs. “I’ll let you out when ’tis
morning.” Ah, you will, will you, Steve Browning?
Us’ll see how ’twill be when ’tis morning - Us’ll
see, just won’t us then!
VASHTI. Ah, ’tis in her place as th’ old woman will
be set come morning - And that her’ll be - I count as ’tis
long enough as her have mistressed it over the house. [Shaking
her fist towards the ceiling.] You old she fox, you may gather
the pads of you in under of you now, and crouch you down t’other
side of the fire like any other old woman of your years - for my May’s
comed back, and her’ll show you your place what you’ve not
known where ’twas in all the days of your old wicked life.
So ’tis.
MAY. Her han’t changed a hair of her, th’ old stoat!
Soon as I heard the note of she, the heat bubbled up in I, though ’twas
chattering in the cold as I had been but a moment afore. “One
of they dirty roadsters - I’ll learn you to come disturbing of
a wedding party, I will.” [Shaking her fist towards the
ceiling.] No, you bain’t changed, you hardened old sinner
- but the words out of the cruel old mouth of you don’t hurt I
any more - not they. I be passed out of the power of such as you.
I knowed I’d have to face you when I comed back, but I knowed,
too, as I should brush you out of the way of me, like I would brush
one of they old maid flies.
VASHTI. Ah, and so I telled she many a time. “You
bide till my May be comed home,” I says. “She be already
put safe to bed and ’tis in the churchyard where her do take her
rest,” says she. Ah, what a great liar that is, th’
old woman what’s Steve’s mother! And the lies they
do grow right out of she tall as rushes, and the wind do blow they to
the left and to the right. So ’tis.
MAY. Ah, she han’t any more power for to hurt I in the ugly
old body of her. I be got beyond she. There be but one or
two things as can touch I now - But one or two. And I be struck
to the heart, I be, struck to the heart.
[She bends forwards, rocking herself to and fro and weeping.
MAY. [As though speaking to herself.] Back and
fro, back and fro - On the dark of the earth and where ’twas light.
When ’twas cold and no sound but the steps of I on the road, and
the fox’s bark; when ’twas hot and the white dust smouldered
in the mouth of I, and things flying did plague I with the wings of
they - But ’twas always the same thought as I had - “Some
day I shall come back to Steve,” I did tell me. And then
again - “Some day I shall get and hold Dorry in my arms.”
And now I be comed. And Steve - and Steve - Ah, I be struck deep
to the heart, ’tis so. Struck deep!
VASHTI. You get upstairs to Steve, May. Get you up there
and take the place what’s yours.
MAY. My place, my place! Where’s that I want to know!
’Tis another what’s got into the nest now, to lie snug and
warm within. And ’tis for I to spread the wings of me and
to go out into the storm again. So ’tis.
VASHTI. Get you to Steve, May, and let him but look on the form
of you and on the bloom, and us’ll see what he will do with t’other
hussy then. Ah, they sneaking, mealy wenches what have got fattened
up and licked over by th’ old woman till ’tis queens as
they fancies theirselves, you shall tell they summat about what they
be, come morning. And your poor old mother, her’ll speak,
too, what hasn’t been let sound her tongue these years gone by.
Ah, hern shall know what us do think of they, hern shall squat upon
the floor and hear the truth.
MAY. He thought as I was sleeping; but I looked out on her and
seed the way his eyes was cast upon the girl. Steve, if you had
cast your eyes on me like that but once, in days gone by - maybe, maybe
I’d not have gone out and shut the door behind I.
VASHTI. Get you to Steve and let him see you with the candle lit.
Her bain’t no match for he, the young weasel! ’Tis
you as has the blood of me and my people what was grand folk in times
gone by, ’tis you, May, as is the mate for he, above all them
white-jowled things what has honey at the mouth of they, but the heart
running over with poison - Ah, and what throws you the bone and keeps
the meat for their own bellies. What sets the skin afore you and
laps the cream theirselves. Vipers, all of them, and she-cats.
There ’tis.
MAY. Sit you down, Mother, and keep the tongue of you quiet.
We don’t want for to waken they.
VASHTI. [Sitting down heavily.] But we’ve got
to waken Steve for he to know as how you be comed home again.
MAY. And where’s the good of that, when there bain’t
so much as a board nor a rag, but what’s been stole from I?
VASHTI. You go and say to him as ’tis his wife what have
come back to her place. And put th’ old woman against the
chimney there, and let her see you a-cutting of the bread and of the
meat, and a-setting out of the food so as that they who be at the table
can loose the garments of them when the eating ’tis finished,
if they has a mind to, ’stead of drawing they together so not
to feel ’tis leer. Ah, ’tis time you be comed, May,
’tis time.
MAY. [Bitterly.] I’m thinking ’tis time!
VASHTI. ’Tis the lies of they be growed big as wheat stalks
and the hardness of their hearts be worse nor death. But ’tis
to judgment as they shall be led, now you be comed home, May, and the
hand of God shall catch they when they do crawl like adders upon the
earth. “Ah, and do you mind how ’twas you served old
Vashti, what never did harm to no one all the life of her,” I
shall call out to th’ old woman in that hour when her shall be
burning in the lake. And her shall beg for a drop of water to
lay upon the withered tongue of she, and it shall be denied, for other
hands nor ours be at work, and ’tis the wicked as shall perish
- yes, so ’tis.
MAY. [Who has been bending forward, looking steadily
into the fire.] Stop that, Mother, I wants to get at my thoughts.
VASHTI. Be you a-going to set on I, too, May, now that you be
comed home. ’Tis poor work for an old woman like I.
MAY. [As though to herself.] And as I was laid beneath
the hedge - “’Tis cold as my limbs is, now,” I says,
“but I shall be warm this night.” And the pangs what
was in the body of me did fairly quail I - “’Tis my fill
of victuals as I shall soon put within,” thinks I. And they
was laid a bit. The bleakness of the tempest fell on I, but “I
shan’t feel lonesome no longer than this hour,” I telled
me. For to my thinking, Steve, he was waiting all the time till
I should be comed back. And Dorry, too. There ’tis.
[A long silence.
MAY. I’d have been content to bide with the door shut
- so long as it was shut with they two and me inside the room - th’
old woman - well, I count I shouldn’t have took many thought for
she - she could have bided in her place if she’d had a mind -
I’d have set me down, when once my clothes was decent and clean,
and put my hands to the work and made a tidy wife for Steve, as good
nor better than that there dressed-up thing out yonder - And bred Dorry
up the right way, too, I would. But ’tis done with now,
so ’tis.
VASHTI. [As though to herself.] And when ’tis
morning and she gets her down - “There, ’tis my girl as
is mistress here, I’ll say to her - and ’tis my girl as
shall sit cup end of the table - and you get you to the fire corner
and bide there, like the poor old woman as you be, spite that you do
slip about so spry on the wicked old legs of you.”
MAY. And I could set she back in her place, too, that tricked-up,
flashy thing over the way. I’ve but to climb the stairs
and clap my hand on Steve - “Get you from your dreams,”
I have got but to say, “the woman what’s yourn be comed
home. Her have tasted the cup of death, very near, and her have
been a-thirst and an hungered. But her has carried summat for
you in her heart all the way what you wouldn’t find in the heart
of t’other, no, not if you was to cut it open and search it through.”
And the right belongs to I to shut the door on t’other hussey,
holding Steve to I till death divides we.
VASHTI. Going on the road I seed the eyes of they blinking as
I did pass by. “And may the light from out the thunder cloud
fall upon you,” I says to them, “for ’tis a poor old
woman as I be what has lost her child; and what’s that to you
if so be as the shoes on her feet be broken or no? ’Tis
naked as the toes of you shall go, that hour when the days of this world
shall be rolled by. Ah, ’tis naked and set on the lake of
burning fire as the hoofs of you shall run!”
MAY. I could up and screech so that the house should ring with
the sound of me, “I be your wife, Steve, comed back after these
many years. What’s this that you’ve got doing with
another?” I could take hold on him and make him look into
the eyes of I, yes, and th’ old woman, too. “See here,
your ‘dirty roadster,’ look well on to her.”
“Why, ’tis May.” But the eyes of him would then
be cast so that I should see no more than a house what has dead within,
and the blind pulled down. And I, what was thinking as there might
be a light in the window!
VASHTI. “And you may holler,” I says to them, “you
may holler till you be heard over the face of all the earth, but no
one won’t take no account of you.” And the lies of
them which have turned into ropes of hempen shall come up and strangle
they. But me and my child shall pass by all fatted up and clothed,
and with the last flick, afore the eyelids of they drop, they shall
behold we, and, a-clapping of the teeth of them shall they repent them
of their sins. Too late, too late! There ’tis.
MAY. Too late! There ’tis, I be comed home too late.
[She rises and takes up her shawl, wrapping it about her shoulders,
and muttering.
MAY. But I know a dark place full of water - ’Tis Simon’s
pool they calls it - And I warrant as any poor wretch might sleep yonder
and be in quiet.
VASHTI. Be you a-going up to Steve now?
MAY. No, I bain’t. ’Tis out from here that I
be going. And back on to the road.
VASHTI. May, my pretty May, you’re never going for to leave
I, what’s such a poor old woman and wronged cruel. You step
aloft and rouse up Steve. He’ll never have you go upon the
roads again once he do know as you’ve comed back.
MAY. Steve! What’s it to Steve whether the like of
I do go or bide? What be there in I for to quell the love of she
which Steve’s got in him? Dead leaves for new. Ditch
water for the clear spring.
VASHTI. Give him to drink of it, May.
MAY. [Looking upwards to the ceiling.] No, Steve.
Hark you here. I bain’t a-going to do it. I bain’t
going to knock over the spoonful of sweet what you be carrying to your
mouth. You take and eat of it in quiet and get you filled with
the honey. ’Tain’t my way to snatch from no one so
that the emptiness which I has in me shall be fed. There, ’tis
finished now, very nigh, and the sharpness done. And, don’t
you fear, Steve, as ever I’ll trouble you no more.
VASHTI. [Rising.] I be a-going to fetch him down,
and that’s what I’m a-going for to do.
MAY. [Pushing her back into her chair.] Harken you,
Steve, he’s never got to know as I’ve been here.
VASHTI. I tell you, May, I’ll screech till he do come!
MAY. [Sitting down by VASHTI and laying her hand on
her.] I’ll put summat in your mouth as’ll stop
you if you start screeching, mother. Why, hark you here.
’Tis enough of this old place as I’ve had this night, and
’tis out upon the roads as I be going. Th’ old woman
- there’s naught much changed in she - And Steve - well, Steve
be wonderful hard in the soul of him. “Can I get you an
old sack,” says he - and never so much as seed ’twas I -
Ah - ’tis more than enough to turn the stomach in anyone - that
it is. [A slight pause.
MAY. I was never a meek one as could bide at the fireside
for long. The four walls of this here room have very near done
for me now, so they have. And ’tis the air blowing free
upon the road as I craves - Ah, and the wind which hollers, so that
the cries of we be less nor they of lambs new born.
VASHTI. God bless you, May, and if you goes beyond the door ’tis
the mealy-faced jade will get in come morning, for Steve to wed.
MAY. So ’tis. And if I stopped ’twould be the
same, her’d be between us always, the pretty cage bird - For look
you here on I, Mother, and here - [pointing to her feet] - and
here - and here - See what’s been done to I what’s knocked
about in the world along the roads, and then think if I be such a one
as might hold the love of Steve.
VASHTI. [Beginning to whine desolately.] O, do not
you go for to leave your old mammy again what has mourned you as if
you was dead all the years. Do not you go for to leave I and the
wicked around of I as might be the venomous beasts in the grass.
Stop with I, my pretty child - Stop along of your old mother, for the
days of I be few and numbered, and the enemies be thick upon the land.
MAY. Hark you here, Mother, and keep your screeching till another
time. I wants to slip out quiet so as Steve and th’ old
woman won’t never know as I’ve been nigh. And if you
keeps your mouth shut, maybe I’ll drop in at our own place on
the hill one of these days and bide comfortable along of you, only now
- I’m off, do you hear?
VASHTI. I can’t abide for you to go. ’Tis more
nor I can stand. Why, if you goes, May, ’tis t’other
wench and th’ old woman what’ll get mistressing it here
again in your place. [Rising up.] No - you shan’t
go. I’ll holler till I’ve waked them every one - you
shan’t! My only child, my pretty May! Ah, ’tis
not likely as you shall slip off again. ’Tis not.
MAY. Look you here, Mother - bide still, I say. [Looking
round the room distractedly.] See here - ’tis rare dry
as I be. You bide quiet and us’ll have a drink together,
that us will. Look, th’ old woman’s forgot to put
away the bottle, us’ll wet our mouths nice and quiet, mother -
she won’t hear I taking out the cork, nor nothing. See!
[MAY gets up and crosses the room; she takes the bottle off
the shelf where she has just perceived it, and also two glasses;
she fills one and hands it to her mother.
VASHTI. [Stretching out her hand.] ’Tis
rare dry and parched as I be, now I comes to think on it, May.
MAY. That’s right - drink your fill, Mother.
VASHTI. ’Tis pleasant for I to see you mistressing it here
again, May.
MAY. Ah, ’tis my own drink and all, come to that.
VASHTI. So ’tis. And the tea what she gived me was
but ditch water. I seed her spoon it in the pot, and ’twas
not above a half spoon as her did put in for I, th’ old badger.
My eye was on she, though, and her’ll have it cast up at she when
the last day shall come and the trumpet sound and all flesh stand quailing,
and me and mine looking on at her as is brought to judgment. How
will it be then, you old sinner, says I.
MAY. [Re-filling the glass.] Take and drink this
little drop more, mother.
[VASHTI drinks and then leans back in her chair again with half closed
eyes.
MAY. [Putting away the bottle and glasses.] Her’ll
sleep very like, now. And when her wakes, I take it ’twill
appear as though she’d been and dreamt summat.
VASHTI. Do you sit a-nigh me, May. The night be a wild one.
I would not have you be on the roads.
MAY. [Sitting down beside her.] O, the roads be fine
on nights when the tempest moves in the trees above and the rain falls
into the mouth of you and lies with a good taste on your tongue.
And you goes quick on through it till you comes to where the lights
do blink, and ’tis a large town and there be folk moving this
way and that and the music playing, and great fowls and horses what’s
got clocks to the inside of they, a-stirring them up for to run, and
girls and men a-riding on them - And the booths with red sugar and white,
all lit and animals that’s wild a-roaring and a-biting in the
tents - And girls what’s dancing, standing there in satin gowns
all over gold and silver - And you walks to and fro in it all and ’tis
good to be there and free - And ’tis better to be in such places
and to come and to go where you have a mind than to be cooped in here,
with th’ old woman and all - ’Tis a fine life as you lives
on the roads - and ’tis a better one nor this, I can tell you,
Mother.
VASHTI. [Who has gradually been falling into sleep.]
I count ’tis so. ’Tis prime in the freshening of the
day. I count I’ll go along of you, come morning.
MAY. That’s it, Mother, that’s it. Us’ll
take a bit of sleep afore we sets off, won’t us? And when
morning comes, us’ll open the door and go out.
VASHTI. That’s it, when ’tis day.
[Her head falls to one side of the chair and she is presently asleep.
[MAY watches her for some moments. Then she gets
up softly and wraps her shawl round her. The window shews
signs of a gray light outside, MAY goes quietly towards
the outer door. As she reaches it, DORRY comes
into the room from the staircase.
DORRY. [Going up to VASHTI.] Granny, ’tis
the New Year! I’m come down to see to the fire and to get
breakfast for Dad and Gran’ma. Why, Granny, you’re
sleeping still. And where’s that poor tramp gone off to?
[She looks round the room and then sees MAY by the door.
DORRY. O, there you are. Are you going out on the road
afore ’tis got light?
MAY. [In a hoarse whisper.] And that I be.
’Tis very nigh to daybreak, so ’tis.
DORRY. Stop a moment. [Calling up the stairs.]
Daddy, the tramp woman, she’s moving off already.
STEVE. [From upstairs.] Then give her a bit of bread
to take along of she. I don’t care that anyone should go
an-hungered this day.
DORRY. [Turning to MAY.] There - you bide a minute
whilst I cuts the loaf. My Dad’s going to get married this
day, and he don’t care that anyone should go hungry.
[MAY comes slowly back into the room and stands watching DORRY,
who fetches a loaf from the pantry and cuts it at the table.
Then she pulls aside the curtain and a dim light comes in.
DORRY. The snow’s very nigh gone, and ’tis like
as not as the sun may come out presently. Here’s a piece
of bread to take along of you. There, it’s a good big piece,
take and eat it.
[MAY hesitates an instant, then she stretches out her hand
and takes the bread and puts it beneath her shawl.
MAY. And so there’s going to be a wedding here to-day?
DORRY. ’Tis my Dad as is to be married.
MAY. ’Tis poor work, is twice marrying.
DORRY. My Dad’s ever so pleased, I han’t seen him
so pleased as I can remember. I han’t.
MAY. Then maybe the second choosing be the best.
DORRY. Yes, ’tis - Gran’ma says as ’tis - and
Dad, he be ever so fond of Miss Sims - and I be, too.
MAY. Then you’ve no call to wish as her who’s gone
should come back to you, like?
DORRY. What’s that you’re saying?
MAY. You don’t never want as your mammy what you’ve
lost should be amongst you as afore?
DORRY. I never knowed my mammy. Gran’ma says she had
got summat bad in her blood. And Granny’s got the same.
But Miss Sims, she’s ever so nice to Dad and me, and I’m
real pleased as she’s coming to stop along of us always after
that they’re married, like.
MAY. And th’ old woman what’s your gran’ma,
Dorry?
DORRY. However did you know as I was called “Dorry”?
MAY. I heard them call you so last night.
DORRY. And whatever do you want to know about Gran’ma?
MAY. What have her got to say ’bout the - the - wench what’s
going to marry your dad?
DORRY. O, Gran’ma, she thinks ever such a lot of Miss Sims,
and she says as how poor Dad, what’s been served so bad, will
find out soon what ’tis to have a real decent wife, what’ll
help with the work and all, and what won’t lower him by her ways,
nor nothing.
MAY. Look you here - ’tis growing day. I must be getting
off and on to the road.
DORRY. [Moving to the door.] I’ll unbolt the
door, then. O, ’tis fine and daylight now.
MAY. [Turning back at the doorway and looking at the room.]
I suppose you wouldn’t like to touch me, for good luck, Dorry?
DORRY. No, I shouldn’t. Gran’ma, she don’t
let me go nigh road people as a rule. She’s a-feared as
I should take summat from them, I suppose.
MAY. [Hoarsely, her hand on the door.] Then
just say as you wishes me well, Dorry.
DORRY. I’ll wish you a good New Year, then, and Gran’ma
said as I was to watch as you cleared off the place. [MAY goes
out softly and quickly. DORRY watches her until she is
out of sight, and then she shuts the door.
ACT III. - Scene 1.
The same room. It is nearly mid-day, and the
room is full of sunshine. JANE BROWNING, in her best dress,
is fastening DORRY’S frock, close to the window.
DORRY. Dad’s been a rare long time a-cleaning of his
self up, Gran.
JANE. Will you bide still! However’s this frock to
get fastened and you moving this way and that like some live eel - and
just see what a mark you’ve made on the elbow last night, putting
your arm down somewhere where you didn’t ought to - I might just
as well have never washed the thing.
DORRY. Granny’s sound asleep still - she’ll have to
be waked time we goes along to the church.
JANE. That her shan’t be. Her shall just bide and
sleep the drink out of her, her shall. Do you think as I didn’t
find out who ’twas what had got at the bottle as Dad left on the
dresser last night.
DORRY. Poor Gran, she do take a drop now and then.
JANE. Shame on th’ old gipsy. Her shall be left to
bide till she have slept off some of the nonsense which is in her.
DORRY. Granny do say a lot of funny things sometimes, don’t
she, now?
JANE. You get and put on your hat and button your gloves, and
let the old gipsy be. We can send her off home when ’tis
afternoon, and us back from church. Now, where did I lay that
bonnet? Here ’tis.
[She begins to tie the strings before a small mirror in the wall.
STEVE comes downstairs in his shirt sleeves, carrying his
coat.
DORRY. Why, Dad, you do look rare pleased at summat.
STEVE. And when’s a man to look pleased if ’tis not
on his wedding morn, Dorry?
DORRY. The tramp what was here did say as how ’twas poor
work twice marrying, but you don’t find it be so, Dad, do you
now?
STEVE. And that I don’t, my little wench. ’Tis
as nigh heaven as I be like to touch - and that’s how ’tis
with me.
JANE. [Taking STEVE’S coat from him.]
Ah, ’tis a different set out altogether this time. That
’tis. ’Tis a-marrying into your own rank, like, and
no mixing up with they trolloping gipsies.
DORRY. Was my own mammy a trolloping gipsy, Gran?
JANE. [Beginning to brush STEVE’S coat.]
Ah, much in the same pattern as th’ old woman what’s drunk
asleep against the fireside. Here, button up them gloves, ’tis
time we was off.
DORRY. I do like Miss Sims. She do have nice things on her.
When I grows up I’d like to look as she do, so I would.
STEVE. [To JANE.] There, Mother, that’ll do.
I’d best put him on now.
JANE. [Holding out the coat for him.] Well, and you
be got yourself up rare smart, Steve.
STEVE. ’Tis rare smart as I be feeling, Mother. I’m
all a kind of a dazzle within of me, same as ’tis with the sun
upon the snow out yonder.
JANE. Why, look you, there’s George a-coming up the path
already.
DORRY. He’s wearing of the flower what Rosie gived him last
night.
STEVE. [Opening the door.] Good morning, George.
A first class New Year to you. You’re welcome, if ever a
man was.
JANE. You bide where you do stand, George, till your feet is dry.
My floor was fresh wiped over this morning.
GEORGE. [Standing on the door mat.] All right, Mrs.
Browning. Don’t you fluster. Good morning, Dorry.
How be you to-day, Steve?
JANE. Dorry, come you upstairs along with me and get your coat
put on, so as your frock bain’t crushed.
DORRY. O, I wish I could go so that my nice frock was seen and
no coat.
[They go upstairs. GEORGE rubs his feet on the mat and
comes into the room, walking up and down once or twice restlessly
and in evident distress of mind.
STEVE. [Who has lit a pipe and is smoking.] Why,
George, be you out of sorts this morning? You don’t look
up to much, and that’s the truth.
GEORGE. [Stopping before STEVE.] Hark you, Steve.
’Tis on my mind to ask summat of you. Did you have much
speech with the poor thing what you took in from the snow last night?
STEVE. No, George, and that I didn’t. Her was mostly
in a kind of drunken sleep all the time, and naught to be got out from
she. Mother, her tried. But ’twas like trying to get
water from the pump yonder, when ’tis froze.
GEORGE. Your mother’s a poor one at melting ice, Steve,
and ’tis what we all knows.
STEVE. Ah, ’twasn’t much as we could do for the likes
of she - what was a regular roadster. Bad herbs, all of them.
And if it hadn’t been so as ’twas my wedding eve, this one
shouldn’t have set foot inside of the house. But ’tis
a season when a man’s took a bit soft and foolish, like, the night
afore his marriage. Bain’t that so, George?
GEORGE. And when was it, Steve, as she went off from here?
STEVE. That I couldn’t rightly say, George, but I counts
’twas just upon daybreak. And ’twas Dorry what seed
her off the place and gived her a piece of bread to take along of her.
GEORGE. And do you think as she got talking a lot to Dorry, Steve?
STEVE. I’m blest if I do know, George. I never gived
another thought to she. What’s up?
GEORGE. They was getting the body of her from out of Simon’s
Pool as I did come by. That’s all.
STEVE. From Simon’s Pool, George?
GEORGE. I count her must have went across the plank afore ’twas
fairly daylight. And, being slippery, like, from the snow, and
her - her - as you did say.
STEVE. In liquor.
GEORGE. I reckon as her missed her footing, like.
STEVE. Well, upon my word, George, who’d have thought on
such a thing!
GEORGE. I count as her had been in the water and below the ice
a smartish while afore they catched sight of she.
STEVE. Well, ’tis a cold finish to a hot life.
GEORGE. They took and laid her on the grass, Steve, as I comed
by.
STEVE. If it had been me, I’d have turned the head of me
t’other side.
GEORGE. There was summat in the fashion her was laid, Steve, as
drawed I near for to get a sight of the face of she.
STEVE. Well, I shouldn’t have much cared for that, George.
GEORGE. Steve - did you get a look into the eyes of yon poor thing
last night?
STEVE. No, nor wanted for to, neither.
GEORGE. There was naught to make you think of -
STEVE. Of what, George?
GEORGE. There - Steve, I can’t get it out, I can’t.
STEVE. Then let it bide in.
GEORGE. ’Twas the way her was laid, and the long arms of
she, and the hands which was clapped one on t’other, as it might
be in church.
STEVE. [Looking through the window.] You shut up,
George. Here’s Annie with Rose a-coming up to the door.
Don’t you get saying another word about yon poor wretch nor the
end of her. I wouldn’t have my Annie upset for all the world
to-day. ’Tis a thing as must not be spoke of afore they,
nor Dorry neither, do you hear?
[He moves towards the door and puts his hand to the latch.
GEORGE. Hold back, Steve, a minute. There’s summat
more as I’ve got to say.
STEVE. You take and shut your mouth up, old George, afore I opens
the door to the girls.
GEORGE. ’Tis bound for to come from me afore you goes along
to church, Steve.
STEVE. I warrant ’twill keep till us do come home again,
George.
[He throws the door wide open with a joyous movement. ANNIE
and ROSE in white dresses stand outside.
STEVE. Well, Annie, this is a rare surprise, and that’s
the truth. [ANNIE and ROSE come into the room.
ROSE. Father, he’s outside, and Jim and Bill and Katie,
and all the rest. We said as ’twould be pleasanter if we
was all to go up together along to the church.
STEVE. So ’twould be - so ’twould be - ’Twas
a grand thought of yourn, Rosie.
ANNIE. Steve -
STEVE. [Taking her hand.] Annie, I’m fair beside
myself this day.
ANNIE. O, Steve, there was never a day in my life like this one.
[DORRY and JANE come down.
DORRY. O, Miss Sims, you do look nice! Gran’ma,
don’t Miss Sims look nice? And Rosie, too. O, they
have nice gowns and hats on, haven’t they, Dad?
STEVE. I don’t see no gowns nor hats, and that’s the
truth. But I sees summat what’s like - what’s like
a meadow of grass in springtime afore the sun’s got on to it.
DORRY. Why, Dad, ’tis white, not green, as Miss Sims is
wearing.
STEVE. ’Tis in the eyes of her as I finds my meadow.
DORRY. O, let me see, Dad, let me look, too!
ROSE. [Going up to GEORGE, who has been standing aloof
and moody in the background.] Come, Mr. Davis, we must have
a look, too.
JANE. ’Get along, get along. We han’t time for
such foolishness. It be close on twelve already.
ANNIE. O, let me be, all of you! I declare, I don’t
know which way to look, I don’t.
STEVE. I’ll show you, Annie, then.
ROSE. [To GEORGE.] Well, Mr. Davis, you don’t
seem over bright this morning.
STEVE. ’Tis with the nerves as he be took!
DORRY. Look at what he’s wearing in his buttonhole, Rosie.
ROSE. ’Tis kept beautiful and fresh.
STEVE. Come on, come on, all of you. ’Tis time we
was at the church.
ROSE. Hark to him! He’s in a rare hurry for to get
out of the house to-day.
GEORGE. Bain’t the old lady a-coming?
JANE. That she bain’t, the old drinking gipsy - ’tis
at the spirits as her got in the night - and put away very near the
best part of a bottle. Now she’s best left to sleep it off,
she be.
STEVE. Come on, George. Come, Dorry.
DORRY. O, isn’t it a pity as Granny will get at the drink,
Mr. Davis? And isn’t Miss Sims nice in her white dress?
And don’t Dad look smiling and pleased? I never did know
Dad smile like this afore.
GEORGE. [Heavily.] Come on, Dorry - you take hold
of me. You and me, we’ll keep nigh one to t’other
this day, won’t us?
ROSE. [Calling from outside.] Come on, Mr. Davis.
[They all go out.
ACT III. - Scene 2.
Nearly an hour later. The cottage room is full of sunlight.
VASHTI REED is awake and gazing vacantly about her from the same
chair by the fire. Someone knocks repeatedly at the door
from outside.
VASHTI. And ’tis no bit of rest as I gets for my bones,
but they must come and hustle I and call I from the dreams which was
soft. [The knocking is heard again.
VASHTI. And I up and says to they, “Ah, and you would
hustle a poor old woman what’s never harmed so much as a hair
out of the ugly heads of you. You would hunt and drive of her
till she be very nigh done to death. But there shall come a day
when you shall be laid down and a-taking of your bit of rest, and the
thing what you knows of shall get up upon you and smite you till you
do go screeching from the house, and fleeing to the uttermost part of
the land - whilst me and mine -
[The door opens and HARRY MOSS enters.
HARRY. Beg pardon, old Missis, but I couldn’t make no
one hear me.
VASHTI. Seeing as them be sick of the abomination which was inside
of they. [Perceiving HARRY.] Well, and what be you
as is comed into this room?
HARRY. ’Tis Moss as I be called, old Missis. And as
I was a-going by this place, I thought as I’d look in a moment,
just for to ask how ’twas with May.
VASHTI. They be all gone out from the house. All of them.
They be in clothes what do lie in boxes most of the time with lumps
of white among they. Them be set out in the best as they has,
and in grand things of many colours. There ’tis.
HARRY. And be you th’ old lady what’s Steve’s
mother?
VASHTI. I be not, sir. ’Tis mother to May as I be.
May, what’s comed back, and what’ll set t’other old
vixen in her place soon as they get home.
HARRY. Then May, she be gone out, too, have her?
VASHTI. [Looking round vaguely.] Ah, I counts as
her be gone to church along of t’other.
HARRY. To church, Missis?
VASHTI. There’s marrying being done down here to-day.
HARRY. Marrying, be there? Well, but I was ’most feared
as how it might have been t’other thing.
VASHTI. Ah, that there be - marrying. But there bain’t
no more victuals got into the house as I knows of. Th’ old
woman’s seen to that.
HARRY. And be May gone out, too, along of them to see the marrying?
VASHTI. Ah, I counts as her be. But her’s a-coming
back in a little while, and you may sit down and bide till she does.
HARRY. I’d sooner be about and on my way, Missis, if ’tis
all the same to you. But I thanks you kindly. And you get
and tell May when she do come home, that ’tis particular glad
I be for to know as her bain’t took worse, nor nothing.
And should I happen in these parts again, ’tis very likely as
I’ll take a look in on she some day.
VASHTI. Ah, her’ll have got t’other old baggage set
in the right place by then.
HARRY. [Looking round him.] Well, I be rare pleased
to think of May so comfortable, like, for her was got down terrible
low.
VASHTI. T’other’ll be broughted lower.
HARRY. Look you here, old Missis, ’tis a stomach full of
naught as I carries. If so be as you has a crust to spare -
VASHTI. [Pointing to a door.] There be a plate of
meat inside of that cupboard. You take and fill your belly with
it.
HARRY. Thank you kindly, Missis, but I counts I han’t the
time for heavy feeding this morning.
VASHTI. ’Twould serve she right, th’ old sinner, for
the place to be licked up clean, against the time when her was come’d
back, so ’twould.
HARRY. Well, Missis, you can tell May ’tis a brave New Year
as I do wish she.
VASHTI. [Listening to bells which are heard suddenly ringing.]
There, there they be! Harken to them! ’Tis with bells
as they be coming out. Bells what’s ringing. I count
’tis fine as May do look now in her marriage gown. Harken,
’tis the bells a-shaking of the window pane. I be an old
woman, but the hearing of me bain’t spoiled.
HARRY. I warrant it bain’t, Missis. Why, they’re
ringing wonderful smart. ’Tis enough, upon my word, for
to fetch down every stone of the old place.
VASHTI. Get you out upon the garden path and tell I if you sees
them a-coming.
HARRY. That’s it, old Missis, and so I will.
[He goes outside the house.
VASHTI. [Sitting upright and looking with fixed vacancy
before her.] And when they was all laid low and the heads
of them bowed. “You would, would you,” I says, for
they was lifting the ends of their ugly mouths at I. And I passed
among they and them did quail and crouch, being with fear. And
me and mine did reach the place what was on the top. “See
now yourselves,” I says, “if so be that you do not go in
blindness and in dark.” ’Twas May what stood there
aside of I. And “Look you,” I says, “over the
bended necks of you my child shall pass. For you be done to death
by the lies which growed within you and waxed till the bodies of you
was fed with them and the poison did gush out from your lips.”
But my little child stood in the light, and the hands of her was about
the stars.
HARRY. [Coming in.] Look, they be all a-coming over
the meadow, old Missis. But May han’t comed with they -
May han’t come too.
[The wedding party enters the room as the curtain falls.]
Footnotes:
{1} “As
I walked Out.” From Folk Songs from Essex collected
by R. Vaughan Williams. The whole, or two verses can be
sung.
{2} “The
Seeds of Love,” “Folk Songs from Somerset,” edited
by Cecil J. Sharp and Charles L. Marsden.
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